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  • i like this guy.. :))

  • That's the power of Faith..

    thank's to God.

  • Because for thousands of years....Because for thousands of years....Because for thousands of years...

  • pinakbet is a vegetarian filipino cuisine.

  • I honestly only came hear to watch Sabzi aha BLUE SCHOLARS!!!

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  • try adobo without pork or chicken.. it's vegetarian recipe...

  • @alyanuning I seriously cannot imagine adobo without pork or chicken,,,,,actually, yes I can, try it with beef!

  • WTF!? He's the tour manager for Blue Scholars!? I just shat bricks....

    Here's Blue Scholars play list if you don't know:

    /watch?v=jAwGgQkXW0g&feature=B­Fa&list=AVGxdCwVVULXc2R2AJbMSy­Uqv1vIERH9Jd&index=27

  • lumpia :D ubod :D

  • maybe its because poor people cant afford to just eat vegetarian food. Or maybe if your poor, thats all you eat is vegetarian food, hmmm.....She musta been a vegetarian. aahahaha sum real shit that dude is fonny!

  • hahahaha this is jokes!!

  • WTF.

  • dumb ass nigger! hahaha! funny video! :)

  • LOL

    

  • ~Confucius~

  • i guess... haha

  • BORING

  • haha vegetarian recipes? we have a lot that's why they say we Filipinos eat grass..whew

  • i hv another question why filipino when they call somebody they just say (pssst)!? D:

  • we have lots of vegetarian delicacies..like pinakbet, puki puki, and etc.

    what the heck!!!! pinoy ba yang sumasagot? nakakabobo mga ibang sagot! di nga nya masagot ng maayos..amf!!!

  • @jigs001 it's a joke, man.. jeez!

  • we have lots of vegetarian delicacies..like pinakbet, puki puki, and etc.

  • no vegetarian filipino food- of course there are. you usually find it in the remote areas where people just eat plainly vegetables because thats what they only have in their backyard and not same as in family in urban areas where its not really served in the table

  • oh..vegetarian food..we have a lot.. BULANGLANG NA LAANG..DI GA'T YUNG AY PURONG GULAY..

  • @proop101 ahahah bulanglang na nga laang eh! ahahah =)) dagdagan mo pa ng ampalaya't gulay na papaya! :D ahaha taga Batangas :D ps. fave ko ang bulanglang xD OKRA!!!! KALABASA!!!! SITAW!!! ARGHHH!!!! SARAP!!! Ahahahha

  • WHY would you make vegetarian lumpia?!?!?!?!

  • @EricPTB ya what the fuck lol

  • after years of years of oppression..........

  • LOL i'm a filipino and i'm 6'1 ..NOT all FILIPINOS are SHORT.. my relatives are tall..my cousin is taller than me a bit, he's 6'1 1/2

  • @lesterevio tama ka lalong ngang nalaki tayong mga filipino in my school my height is 5'8 and i'm only 15. Maslalong na laki ang mga filipino ngayon hindi katalud nong unang panahon.

    Anong age mo ba?

  • @7Nexus21 46 years old na ako

  • BAAHAHAHA SABZI ALL UP IN THIS VID 3:17 hahaha

  • vegetarian sinigang what?! lol. That's just mean u don't have the budget. there's no such thing.

  • Holy 3:17 ITS SABZI!

  • not all filipinos are quiet,not all filipinos are small,though there's a lot of short filipinos but still there's a lot of tall people too..

  • Your all getting this all wrong... filipinos are a big mix of spanish( christopher columbus discovered philippines), Japanese, chinise, and american people

  • @3mot30 Christopher Columbus didn't discover the Philippines, you dumbass.

    It was Ferdinand Magellan.

    

  • @3mot30 Ferdinand Magellan discovered the Philippines, not Christopher Columbus. Dumbass.

  • @3mot30 No you idiot.. Ferdinand Magellan discovered the philippines.. Christopher Columbus discovered the new york

  • im the only tall one in my family. At big parties I see the top of everybodies heads. lol

  • "Why aren't there any vegetarian filipino recipes."

    "I eat tofu."

  • This a nice question, why all the handsome and beautiful Filipinos left in the philippines? And all the shorties and pure filipino faces are here in America or any part of the world. That's why people say. Why Filipinos are short and never mind.. Why? Why?

  • Yeah Filos can be short, but were not all short -_-

  • hahahaha! this is funny!

    years of oppression made us quiet?!?! hahahaha

    This is funny stuff! Good one!

  • you're so awkward.

  • The dood @ 3:04 isn't he the guy from blue scholar?? Sagaba !!!!!!

  • we excell in our poorness and by being that we are creative...WE'RE THE ONES MAKING THE FIRST PEOPLE POWER.... A BLOODLESS REVOLUTION.....and ALL THE WORLD TRY FOR MANY YEARS TO IMITATE THAT........

  • Why people been dying for thousand of years? hahhaha... He's seriously funny

  • i have learned so much from this video.

  • he talks like serious or something but it's hella funny with the dying for thousand years thing

  • aw wrong answer on vegetarian food! pinakbet is a vegitarian food not lumpia

  • HAHAHA. Lols. 

  • LOL it's like sarcastic and not hahah

  • Filipinos are short (before, the early times) coz they wake up so early to go to school, like 5am, then make them carry a big bag full of books and stuff coz there's no locker. That hinders growth before. But now things are changing plus the genetic factor..

  • @coziloveyou well the new filipino generations are getting tall.. observe the highschool students all around the philippines, they are so tall.. because they have lockers in their schools and using a back pack with small books

  • JS this made me laugh hahaha...

  • Filipinos aren't loud. Everyone else is quiet

  • @DominiqueOverride tamaaaaaahh!!! haha

  • filipinos are the most talented people in the world!

  • anong pinagsasabi niyo?

  • Please stop trying to be funny...

  • Can't believe how people are calling this boring. It's simple comedy, the words speak for themselves. It's not some trashy, overthetop YouTube video with too much moving and collaboration. It's smart comedy, and you're obviously not smart.

  • This is some dry comedy..

  • vegetarian, what about bitter gourd, eggplant and what else, kangkong flaming kangkong.

  • Can't believe you can talk to Gorillas with dreaded hair.

  • its not boring ... its funny.... hahahhahah ! im a filipino... its a bit stupid... but funny ! LOL!

  • can i ask why is the second man so black? same goes for them lol..

  • WELL I GUESS FILIPINOS ALSO IS ONE OF THE BEST ENGLISH SPEAKERS... ILL GO AT THE PHILIPPINES NXT YEAR TO FINISH MY STUDIES.., :) even though im not one i must say great..,! hehehe

  • it's in genes people...

  • Whut THu PHO?

  • I'm Filipino but I'm born here California and i'm not short I am 6 foot tall.

  • filipinos are short because we're just only living in a small country separated with island. If we are all tall, just imagine, how can we stay in our country for a longer time. just think about it men...No.. just kidding.

  • hahahaha...this was so funny...XD...dude, Im ecuadorian but all the people I know think Im filipino haha...awesome...

  • filipinos in the philippines are short, filipinos in the states are much bigger...when i was there i felt like an avatar! lol

  • i'm filipino 6ft 220 lbs... filipinos don't use the years of oppression for excuses like african amerians. we are better than that. jose rezal liberated us from the years of spanish oppression, but, if it wasn't for the spanish, we wouldn't have christianity (sto. nino), and we would look like the negritos! peace fellow pinoy

  • @r0me0brav0. you dont necessarily have to say that african americans use the years of oppressions as an excuse. and, if it wasn't for colonizers who have burnt our ancestor's stuffs like laws, idols, etc, then we should have retained our original literature and culture, or our original filipino identity for that matter. and what's bad about looking like a negrito?

  • The Brown Filipinos came from Malaysian Indonesia and of course black Aetas races and the white filipinos may be American or Spanish in origin i don't really understand why there is a white or maputing filipino in the other hand there's no white malaysian

  • lol @ sabzi.

  • Almost every meal of Filipinos in their home are vegetables (gulay), one simple reason it is very healthy and affordable, or sometimes you can pick it from the backyard garden. Why in the restaurant they don't have this menu? Simply it is not salable because they are always eating it in their home, for a change right?

  • this is nonsense and just plain bullshit questions and answers..you can asked these to Americans..stop generalizing things..stupid vid..

  • filipino are short bcuz we dont drink that much of milk , unlike americans they drink lots of milk thats wat i think....

  • @nikkicokkie read your facts. height is mostly genes. you can only do little bit about it

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  • filipinos are the best thats all...

  • PEOPLE ARE DYING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. LOL! I'm A FUcking absolute fan of bLue Scholars. I'm a FILIPINO DJ

  • Filipinos are mostly short because of both poverty or genes. It's mostly poverty and disease dwarfism or growth gaps. We took at Niger country, all the same. But niggers got tall when after slavery and their girls fucked by tall whites. As said, Tall Filipinos are still tens of a hundreds of a thousands. You're talking about a country, your talking tens of a thousands of a hundreds of a hundreds.

  • @5htpcure I'm filipino and I'm 6 foot tall, light complexion with the last name fuentes, both parents are from the philippines... explain that one... oh and I've lived there half my life as well... kung di ka mu tuo ana basaha ni (kasabot ka ug bisaya?)

  • @crumm661 You're just 1 person. I don't give a shit if you're 6 ft. bullshit, read things before you write.

  • @crumm661

    Your tall because of genetics, Don't listen to that fag " 5htpcure ".

  • i hate this video.... ¬,¬" filipinos aint boring.... (im a filipino)

  • this is hilarious! im a filipino

  • Every answer is kinda funny for some reason

  • paul mooney still!!!!

  •  EPIC

  • this nigga aint flip haha

  • He doesn't seem to know what he is talking about.....aw...aw you know like....

  • Pure pinoy btw..^_^

  • I am filipino, my height is 6.1 feet,,,,not loud,

  • a Filipino varied his personality by the person's personality he is talking!!!!! The are the most diverse people on earth

  • and why filipinos are so loud because you are so quiet! hehe

  • @gap12jazz hahahaha! lol actualy im a half Filipino. 

  • filipinos are so short because because you are a giant...hehe...got it...lolz...!

  • LOL!

  • After 3 years people still watch and comment on this? Thanks to all those who get it and find the humor in it. For those who don't, oh well. It probably wasn't meant for you. For my brothers and sisters in the movement that may take offense I apologize, the concept was really to make people laugh who know me. To all the haters who just comment, thinking people care what they say, I'm laughing at you for being one of the 50k who watched this. And if you have issues come see me at the blue schola

  • LAME

  • Filipinos are short? LOL! Ever heard of the Legend of Bernardo Carpio? Bernardo Carpio was a giant Filipino who kept the mountains in the Philippines from crashing into each other with his bare hands.

  • dude this guy is sooooooo dragging.. 

  • This so funny am filipino ( well half french) but like yeah true this is reaally funny :). Filipinos are short cus most are poor and cant afford enough food therefore don't have the same bone structure or height as american british or european people. They are so loud ... between themselves. They're so quiet when they're with other kinds of people with different culture. So many filo DJs cause filos LOVE music and they love clubbing, no shit! hahah:)

  • love it! so funny!

  • LOL "That's a dumb question"

  • LOL. your funny :D

  • there are legends of giants dressed up line roman soldiers in the Philippines. beacause of the location topology we have to eat hi calories. oh yeah we have the groove.

  • there are legends of giants dressed up line roman soldiers in the Philippines. beacause of the location topology we have to eat hi calories

  • there are legends of giants dressed up line roman soldiers in the Philippines.

  • haha sabzi cracks me up

  • this is akward

  • Mr. Prokopyo's REAL NAME is ....Prescilla. He is a Drag Queen who loves to be in a drag show for people with Leprosy, shingles and rectal prolapsed.

  • Why are poofters are loud and loves to suck cock?....Because people like Mr. Prokopyo are poofters with black, bubble ass who likes to get fuck by a donkey. They are frustrated Miss BlackHole Gay Universe too!! Ha-ha-ha!! You have a 3 cm dick, too.

  • Mr. Prokopyo<--You are interested to know my job? Well, I am the one who Scheduled you with Schizophrenia under the UN Mental Health Act; and if you think you can have some of my money, even if you dropped dead or hang yourself under the lemon tree, you won't get anything from me because you are a full blown lunatic with chicken brains. You even tried to impress me by being cool, babe. Why don't you grab a grog and have some sweet potatoe until you fart and snore? Get yourself a job or wank!!

  • filipino dj's? ive been in this age i never know theres so much filipino dj's! i am i guitar player.. but i cant afford a original signature guitar so i can only bought some local made pinoy guitar. filipino's are very talented individuals. the only problem is we cant afford. were not as rich as the country that your in DJhead! if only..were much better than you! maybe theres so much people that learned from us..when the whole world was in war, we did a big part of winning it.

  • im a Filipino. im not short.. maybe im having a much bigger pet than you. sometimes i get so loud because i am so expressive! usually when were happy and drinking from night to morning were free to get loud LoL. i am quiet because i think of my people, i am concern for what kind of life they are in the moment. i think of my self my love ones and my country (do you know the condition of our country?) LoL. correction! theres so much vegetarian recipes here! mostly those who cant afford meat LoL

  • @MrProkopyo  FUCK YOU

  • It's not about the races, every single person is DIFFERENT.

  • I'm a Filipino and I am really small! :)

  • Why are some people are dickheads and talk shit? Go and get your self a job!! You fool---

  • @bantay747 hey you fuckhead fucker.. can you tell me your work or what kind of fucking achievements you have made? were living in the same world asshole! and if your telling us our life is complicated, well were proud of it coz were doing our best to get to the top.. fucking stupid ass!

  • @MrProkopyo <----Hey, Mr. Priscilla BY NIGHT, you are so cool. I have Arab friends here who wants to gang-bang your black ass? Are you game? Please don't scream, coz your mouth smells shit!!!

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  • Hahahaha, Sabz!!!

  • why are you so GAY?

  • @pogisiG whos gay? floyd gay mayweather? fucker!

  • @MrProkopyo yer mom is gay.....i wasnt even talkin to you..Thats what happen when you speak when not spoken to....FUCKER!!! and your mom should've swallowed you

  • @pogisiG stupid racist fucker..

  • @MrProkopyo YER A DUMBASS

  • fuckn gay

  • this is gay...trying to copy PAUL MOONEY skit

  • Why are most filipino youth today hypebeasts..... and dancers? hahahaa

  • lol

  • There are a LOT of filipino veggie dishes. We like our veggies... people especially from the "bukid" or far flung areas eat mostly veggies.

  • Mango orchards, uh?!! I'll punch you right where your glasses stands, then you'll be dying!

  • after years and years of oppression ...

  • LMFAO I love it!

  • shit is funny! LOL

  • this is boring

  • i dont think so filipino are so loud,,,,,,,,,,,,black ppl are more louder than filipino

  • wtf is sabzi doin there??

    why not ask geo??

  • Hahaha this is funny as hell. Especially why we loud and quiet.

  • This guy don't know shit about the Philippines.

  • his voice makes the video very exciting...

  • @MrBrwzah most fun comment in this vid hahahaa

  • boring

  • this was hilarious

  • lol! too funny! because we are short and quiet, we are closer to the turntable! hahahha!

  • SABZI IS THERE O_O!GO BLUE SCHOLARS

  • i'm a filipino and i think this video is great. lighten up everyone. it's not like we're fighting racism here. we're all just trying to have fun. :)

  • filipinos are loud and short. . .sound synonymous to me

  • man... your answers are all wrong! what's a matter with you? and hey! that Filipino wrestler you sayin.. his name is BATISTA! Bah/-tees/-tah.. shit..

  • @eckocute dont forget mark munoz., :D

  • lol... funny!

  • im filipino! 5.10 16 yrs old

  • Why Filipino's are loud = Years and years of oppression

    FTW.

  • PAKBET...........VEGITARIAN :)

  • @olivernapolitano pakbet aint vegetarian dude., it just have loads of veggies.. in fact, there's even a specific "pork" to use when cooking pakbet, it's called bagnet.. that's the best type of pork for this recipe.. i know because i am half Ilocano., :D

  • im filipina but im 5'8

  • MEN its funny!!!!! turn my sad day to happy day.HAHAHAHA

  • "Not all Filipinos are short"

    Nice deduction skills sherlock! Of course not all Filipinos are short, but the damn majority is. If 8/10 Filipinos are short, then you can conclude that Filipinos are short. Not all of them are but you can make a generalization out of the attributes the majority possess. Furthermore, citing individuals with mixed blood just shatters your case.

    "Years and years of oppression, people get loud"

    LOL! This is so dumb I don't even know where to start. Dislike for me.

  • @Sniper2008009 duuude, don't take this so seriously, the whole thing is a joke. you honestly can't tell?

  • @beaaa0125

    I know this whole vid is a joke (which is another copy of an American TV show about blacks) but if this passes on as a "joke" to you then you seriously have a bad taste in humor. It's a piece of crap parody where they attempt to defend Filipino people from criticism and racist jokes but end up failing hard. Where's Dave Chapelle when you need him? His "ask a black man" segment was far funnier when he attempted to create a parody of the black man.

  • @Sniper2008009 you seeeeeeeee. ur taking this too seriously!! honestly, i didn't think it was funny at all. but it's still a joke because.. well because that's what they made it for! it's a bad joke that was executed terribly, but still a joke. and come on OF COURSE Dave Chapelle is gonna be WAY funnier than them! you can't compare them to a pro comedian with lots of experience, that's just unfair. anyway, you have a nice day and I hope you get that stick out of your ass (that was a joke)

  • hahaha the ability to stay close to the turntables, because we are short... lmao. I feel for you sabzi. Peace and Love.

  • dude gave me a bottle of water at the Blue Scholars show in NYC, props...

  • lol we have pakbet !!!!

  • Haha, Sabzi's talking about Filipino DJs... Geo is Filipino...

  • hahaha i like your vid, dude... ayos

  • i only watched this because i saw sabzi in the picture

  • why do filipinos have a shitty police force?

  • @FiIipinoUnggoy Why are you being a fucker?