I think everyone needs to shut the hell up. I know Keith personally, he's actually one of my bestfriends. And to see what you people are writing, when you don't even know him, kills me. He's such a sweet and fun guy to be around. He constantly makes me smile and laugh. He's an amazing person. Idc if he can sing or not, I still love and respect him. I also think he has a lotta balls for doing what he did. And I give him a lot of credit. And also he's actually not a virgin so there :].
@THExBINCHES I also knew Osama Bin Laden, he was a really fun and cool guy! Slightly paranoid though, I cant think why... tbh havn't seen him in a while...
DONT READ THIS CUZ IT ACCUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO OVER 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOU CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS
I originally thought Simon was really mean, but I realized that he's just brutally serious and direct. That's good actually, just sad for those that are bad
Why is he whining every time he sings? Why can't he use his actual voice? and Why does he want to sing and dance like a girl?? I mean, I know guys can sing and dance, but not.. LIKE a girl sings and dances. Guys and girls do it differently
THATS RUDE SIMON IS A JERK I AREE some people cant sing so break it to them nicley i mena so he cant sing you could of said well i dont think you have it sorry buddy not YOU ARE THE WORST SINGER IN THE WORLD SIMON IS A JERK A RUDE JERK
He's not a virgin... I'm sure his right or left hand have given him love... maybe he even had a threesome... Ok, I can't this seem lighthearted... DUDE YOU ARE A VIRGIN.
America is filled with media-whores who want fame at any cost. Most of these people are closet actors posing as completely serious singers. Sometimes, their friends back home know it. Some, only THEY know it. But it's just the reality. This is a guy who wants to be famous, or just wants to make people laugh. But this isn't serious.
...everytime I hear "Like a Virgin" I just think of this audition. It really ruined the song for me, why do people sing it to begin with? I always feel so bad for the people who are TERRIBLE, it is so embarassing.
please stop talking about justin bieber, kids, whether you love him or hate him -- the rest of us don't care to see his name, again and again, all over Youtube
Compelling viewing- why....................I'm not really sure, it just may be the complete horribleness of the vocals and the hilarity of the dance moves. Good on ya Keith matey, once again you have made me smile and that my friend is a good thing!
You need to not rush your sentences together so quickly and you need to put apostrophes in the words "that's" and "don't" and "isn't". Plus when you refer to me and the other Youtube users, you are supposed to write "you" not "u". Then when you refer to yourself, you capitalize the "I". You also need to separate "a" and "lot" so it's "a lot". You also meant to write "definitely" not "DEFF". As for Keith, he is a horrible singer and he dances like a fucking faggot.
THATS MY CO-Worker i dont appreciate people fucking ranking on him AT ALL fuck all of you , i give him ALOT of credit for trying. he isnt the best singer but hes DEFF not the fucking worst so fuck u all seriously. fuck you for downing someone for trying
@HoldOnToYourDream First off all fucko, don't correct me over the internet, cause you have nothing better to do. Secondly your the Faggot and you need to get something better to do than just sit there correcting people and hating on people who try to make something of themselves , fucking moron
@HoldOnToYourDream i am going to tell you to stopit one more time or i am going to have to get your account banned. i am sorry but i will have to. sorry
Okay. I'll make you a deal, I'll erase those comments I posted and we'll forget about this whole thing. If it means anything to you, I'm sorry for what I said.
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simon meant the worst singer in the world SO FAR..
gabriell16bishop 15 hours ago
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gabriell16bishop 15 hours ago
My god that was painful! >.>
angellus09 1 week ago
He is a disgrace to all the Keiths of the world
MrCheezyice 1 week ago
simons face at 2:27 is hilarious
ps3or360idontknow 2 weeks ago
SING YOUR LITTLE HEART OUT KEITH!!!
527199 3 weeks ago
lol he sounds like cartman
TheDubstepMuffin 1 month ago
like a vi ii iii i rgin!!!
TheVBuBBs 1 month ago
at least he got a title: the worst singer in the world! LOL
seudotrofio 2 months ago
0:27 - 0:34 Speaks for itself.
sinojtjej 2 months ago
So this was what Bruno Mars used to be like....
acenace24 2 months ago
Forever alone..
Sirxchrish 3 months ago 4
Original Troll...
NASIMNASIM 3 months ago
he had to go back long home lol
Surfsilverchic3221 3 months ago
he lost 50 lbs in 2 months?
fucking...what the fuck?
cheekypants321 3 months ago in playlist Funny AI and X Factor auditions
Woach...
razark9 3 months ago
imagine if him and Mary Roach had a baby together
TheTravelfool 3 months ago
2:26... Damn, look at Simons face! :D
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ExtremTissePause 3 months ago
"Really the same i just had less hair"...her facial expression kills me!
dboiz24 3 months ago 2
He was the worst singer until the Jonas Brothers came along.
PhillyCopsAreCorrupt 4 months ago 2
"There is nobody on this planet who sings like you."
thegrunger49 4 months ago
He is a true "American" idol .
upendwar 4 months ago
Am I the only one captivated by the beauty of the lady in the beginning? What is her name? I have forgotz :(
LobeWan 4 months ago
@LobeWan she is gorgeous
TheTravelfool 3 months ago
then: "i dont think im the best singer in the world but i think im a good singer"
now: "i dont think im a good singer anymore but i dont think im the worst singer in thw world"
sethinator8 4 months ago
damn he's exactly like nevile from harry potter hahahahaha i didn't realise it before xD
2011rubik 4 months ago
Guess why the guy is singing Like a Virgin. I'm sure that he will stay one until he gets like in his 40s and pays a prostitute. :D
97gnr 4 months ago
LOL Simon's face at 1:06 xD
2011rubik 4 months ago
OMG THERE ARE SO MANY NEGATIVE COMMENTS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO THIS GUY FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS!!!!!!
timmyisthefly 5 months ago
anyone know who the gorgeous girl at the beginning is?
mackenho 5 months ago
Is it just me or is this title very misleading
KeithLalz 5 months ago
1:15 LMAO, Too Funny!!
Leafpaw616 6 months ago 2
who is going to clean all this puke from my keyboard?
painshadow666 6 months ago
Okay if Keith is like a virgin then why is he touching himself? o.O
nicksimmonslover4180 6 months ago
we need simon back
Palladino200 6 months ago
"Why dont you stick dancing"
"Um i actually already auditioned for so you think you can dance and they told me to stick to singing"
DivasManiaHD 6 months ago 14
His reaction is the best part
DivasManiaHD 6 months ago
I think everyone needs to shut the hell up. I know Keith personally, he's actually one of my bestfriends. And to see what you people are writing, when you don't even know him, kills me. He's such a sweet and fun guy to be around. He constantly makes me smile and laugh. He's an amazing person. Idc if he can sing or not, I still love and respect him. I also think he has a lotta balls for doing what he did. And I give him a lot of credit. And also he's actually not a virgin so there :].
THExBINCHES 7 months ago 2
@THExBINCHES I also knew Osama Bin Laden, he was a really fun and cool guy! Slightly paranoid though, I cant think why... tbh havn't seen him in a while...
mkdude619 6 months ago 2
@THExBINCHES Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lavenderqueenliz1 6 months ago
@THExBINCHES Same here
shaft0008 6 months ago
Not sure if trolling or retarded.
Sweetlolly11 7 months ago
his dance moves turn me on ;D
StarBaby4533 7 months ago
this is like beyonce but shit
chrisyognaut 7 months ago
shit!... XD
TheXinomaiden 7 months ago
I don't only see the talent. I don't only hear the talent. I can taste the talent.
ThatsAllFolkers 8 months ago
oh God, this guy killed my insides!!! cannot stop laughing!!!! Should be a frickin warning on this video!.....
GoldenStateLimoWreck 8 months ago
wait a minute....
he looks like Rock Lee from Naruto.
mechaart 8 months ago 21
@mechaart
hahahaha
yes he does
Palladino200 7 months ago
@mechaart Never thought of that, hm.
MsKawaiiGirl 1 month ago
his choreography is the best.
nickhershey 8 months ago
i normally comment nice things.... but i dont know what to say about this one.....
iArlet 8 months ago
Where was Paula?
MaryTheresa1986 8 months ago
Although I know he's gonna be disqualified, I feel that Simon is too straightforward! Its hurts whenever he say something and its sacarstic!
CelestineIam 8 months ago
"You've got to be kiddin' me !" 2:26
LMAO !!
RamBeuk 8 months ago
i had a good laugh, but i rather listen to Rebecca Black... -_-
supperstar5512 8 months ago
Does anyone think he looks like Perez Hilton? LOL
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DONT READ THIS CUZ IT ACCUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO OVER 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOU CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS
gpowacht 8 months ago
Maybe... just putting it out there, a little bit of gender confusion! with a little misconception of the phrase sex sells!
jameslangedyk 9 months ago
He sucked....
sonicXassasinXa 9 months ago
I love how he looks so astounded when they say he sucked.
aimalysev3 9 months ago
"Very entertaining and unique - SNIIIIFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!! (and i threw up).
sanctainquisitio 9 months ago
pause at 2:27 and simon looks scary!
sweetiepea13 9 months ago
that girl is very cute. i have said this before but he really IS entertaining:D
albuorkka 9 months ago
omg god help him
and help his dancing
cutiepiejazzy1297 9 months ago
omg god help him
cutiepiejazzy1297 9 months ago
very entertaining and unique *sniff* u knew right then he was gunna do awful
pebble37lifter 9 months ago
you're going to stay a virgin if you keep singing bud...
juxmook 10 months ago 2
He sounds like pork chop from shanedawson!!!
Kingdom91894 10 months ago
I originally thought Simon was really mean, but I realized that he's just brutally serious and direct. That's good actually, just sad for those that are bad
StrawhatxLuffy 10 months ago
Why is he whining every time he sings? Why can't he use his actual voice? and Why does he want to sing and dance like a girl?? I mean, I know guys can sing and dance, but not.. LIKE a girl sings and dances. Guys and girls do it differently
StrawhatxLuffy 10 months ago
why is he whining?
StrawhatxLuffy 10 months ago
this is justin bieber's idol
an935 10 months ago
soul crushing sadness @ *2:01* DAMN U SIIIIIMMMMMOOONNN!!!!!!
mmathis220 10 months ago
I think he really is a virgin... -__-
Bloodfang23 10 months ago
hahahahahha that's you get fag. confused dirty mothafuka
rickycardoso 11 months ago
what the fuck! this guy is definatelly a raging homo!
damainmane123 11 months ago
"you got to be kidding me" lol best part
ajacksn123 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
djminus 11 months ago
Keith and Madonna should sing this song together.
Wellch 11 months ago 3
LMAOOOOO
TopShattaKB 11 months ago
L.M.F.A.O
TopShattaKB 11 months ago
simon is the shit
lyanphxsuns 11 months ago
"Simon is the biggest jerk I've ever met." , "yeah"
michelletard 11 months ago
Check for yourself...@ItsAlyssaShouse
musicmama21 11 months ago
thumps up if alyssa shouse brought you here! :)
lovesmusiclove 11 months ago 2
@lovesmusiclove Alyssa never tweeted this...
musicmama21 11 months ago
@musicmama21 yes she did!
lovesmusiclove 11 months ago
O____O
michelletard 11 months ago
Alyssa Shouse brought me here.
TheYummiYemi 11 months ago
alyssa shouse bring me here :)
sarahsktr 11 months ago 2
keep pressing four re live the LOL
scootin1999 11 months ago
OMG.. someone slap him!
scootin1999 11 months ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
MrMarkBolo 11 months ago
he does more than say mouthfuls.
EpiCBa1113R 11 months ago
wtf is this, a comedy show?
OfficialDreTv 11 months ago 3
HE HAS TO BE CARTMAN
shaadhaze 11 months ago
Gonna stay a virgin and never will dance with anybody.
dripz167 11 months ago
So...hard...to watch! Even William Hung wasn't this bad
V3NOMXIII 11 months ago
he is not even as close as good as the worst american idol singer
dinoking927 11 months ago
tomato to the face
marziDsmTsi 11 months ago
2:27 LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stanton02 11 months ago
LMAO!
ibeondagrind 11 months ago
what the fuck did I just watch
MoneyR8 11 months ago 4
American Idol, where you have to learn how to laugh quietly behind a paper.
CloudNineFlow93 11 months ago
he sounds like cartman from south park :)
tinche936 11 months ago 45
@tinche936 Yeah man, that's it.
Rockshift999 10 months ago
@tinche936 ...........no
rambo7276 3 months ago
I'm thinking the dude MUST be spending WAY TOO MUCH TIME with his Penis ! ! !
FREAK, what a MORON ! ! !
bRadicalmagic1 11 months ago
Simon may be a arse but atleast hes being honest with the people, and thats his job. anywho, that made me laugh SO hard...
TheWaffleOfTime13 11 months ago
simons such an asshole, atleast randy disguised his chuckling behind the paper lol
xKRiiTiiKaLx 11 months ago
THATS RUDE SIMON IS A JERK I AREE some people cant sing so break it to them nicley i mena so he cant sing you could of said well i dont think you have it sorry buddy not YOU ARE THE WORST SINGER IN THE WORLD SIMON IS A JERK A RUDE JERK
rachi1216 11 months ago
Still the absolutely worst ever. EVER.
sanguinaryheart 11 months ago
I dont know if I should vote up for funny or down for the singing.
theson13lol 11 months ago
He's not a virgin... I'm sure his right or left hand have given him love... maybe he even had a threesome... Ok, I can't this seem lighthearted... DUDE YOU ARE A VIRGIN.
JordanGray48393 11 months ago
"like a virgin"? "i wanna dance with someone?" anyone else noticing a pattern here?
zeldaditwich 11 months ago
Is it just me or does he look like a virgin to you too? idk i could be wrong.
xBCxRICHx1993 11 months ago
FAIL!!!!
shanb2006 11 months ago
"Maybe just get into dancing", after these words I laughed :DDDDDD
DirtyThing20 11 months ago
This is the funniest audition ever!
MagicMusic0 11 months ago
LOVE IT AHHAHAHAHAHA THANK U FOR BRINGING BACK MEMORIES! IM SO BUT I CANT HELP IT HES SO CUTE AHAHAHAHA
nikkidrumz 1 year ago
DISGRACE TO MADONNA XP
ilovegymnastics436 1 year ago
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
I saw this on tv when it happened in 2003. To this day, I still piss my pants laughing!!
daysofthenew60 1 year ago 3
53 poeple are virgins... Just like Keith.
TYL3R35 1 year ago 48
@TYL3R35 im a virgin and i like this
sweetiepea13 9 months ago
The 53 dislikes are Keith's....LOL
sugabaybee22 1 year ago
he's not even funny
maumauwarriorful 1 year ago
@maumauwarriorful hes not funny to you because you are a sad, pathetic, useless human being im afraid
sausageNmash1990 1 year ago
@sausageNmash1990 suck yuh modda!! pussyhole!! mi know you?! dnt fucking comment on ma shit again!!
maumauwarriorful 1 year ago
Very entertaining and unique! Ca restera toujours mon préféré!
ElSyd7 1 year ago
"like a virgin"?
"I wanna dance with somebody"?
Anyone noticing a pattern here?
zeldaditwich 1 year ago 2
Keith is the best singer in the world! Im listening to him every evening!
funb0t 1 year ago
OH GAWD THIS GUY.
holaBiyori 1 year ago
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justin bieber in 5 years
robinclank2 1 year ago
this is Eric Cartmans gay older brother lool
whitmorekid 1 year ago
sounds like Cartman :\
plab07 1 year ago 2
Never gets old XDDD
lilPat 1 year ago
He actually seems to be serious!? "it was really about the same, just had less hair." Classic!! The best of the worst auditions ever!
MrMnote 1 year ago
America is filled with media-whores who want fame at any cost. Most of these people are closet actors posing as completely serious singers. Sometimes, their friends back home know it. Some, only THEY know it. But it's just the reality. This is a guy who wants to be famous, or just wants to make people laugh. But this isn't serious.
dogeymon83 1 year ago
This was so hilarious. Randy was messed up....it was like some really serious intervention on weed usage. He tried, but it just wasn't very good.
Malc230692 1 year ago
This was so hilarious. Randy was messed up....it was like some really serious intervention on weed usage. He tried, but it just wasn't very good.
Malc230692 1 year ago
q: what kind of haircut did you have before?
a: it was really about the same, it just had less hair.
f0Okin 1 year ago
He sounds like fucking Cartman.
aceshigh7 1 year ago
and people thought adam lambert and clay aiken were gay
themanwithnonose 1 year ago
"just, you know... maybe get into dancing." hahahahahaha!
15263457689 1 year ago 4
after lots of people watching this at home , he is going to be like a virgin FOREVER .
buggee1997 1 year ago
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zeldaditwich 1 year ago
@zeldaditwich He is from Newnan, and went to UWG in Carrollton (Though there is a Newnan branch). If you knew some of the students at UWG...
BucksStudent 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MrThebest2050 1 year ago
It's Perez Hilton
aveyowyns 1 year ago 2
...everytime I hear "Like a Virgin" I just think of this audition. It really ruined the song for me, why do people sing it to begin with? I always feel so bad for the people who are TERRIBLE, it is so embarassing.
doda 1 year ago 2
That brunette in the beginning looks like Britney Spears :O
dishytizzz 1 year ago
0:18 look at that girls fake smile! Hahaha! ;) She's like "yea....NOT"
erikbjorns 1 year ago
The looks Simon makes at the very end is absolutely priceless. I'm gonna miss his prick-ness so much haha.
joshie4330 1 year ago
the second song of his audition is usually edited out in the other videos
danielmountain 1 year ago
please stop talking about justin bieber, kids, whether you love him or hate him -- the rest of us don't care to see his name, again and again, all over Youtube
danielmountain 1 year ago
This is justin bieber in his twenties
BlueBass18 1 year ago
BIEBER is the worst singer in the WORLD
IWATCHER21 1 year ago 3
Compelling viewing- why....................I'm not really sure, it just may be the complete horribleness of the vocals and the hilarity of the dance moves. Good on ya Keith matey, once again you have made me smile and that my friend is a good thing!
junkyardtattoo 1 year ago
Do the people on American Idol have any idea what they ACTUALLY sound like?
GuavaToasty 1 year ago
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You need to not rush your sentences together so quickly and you need to put apostrophes in the words "that's" and "don't" and "isn't". Plus when you refer to me and the other Youtube users, you are supposed to write "you" not "u". Then when you refer to yourself, you capitalize the "I". You also need to separate "a" and "lot" so it's "a lot". You also meant to write "definitely" not "DEFF". As for Keith, he is a horrible singer and he dances like a fucking faggot.
~Mr. Make Believe
HoldOnToYourDream 1 year ago
THATS MY CO-Worker i dont appreciate people fucking ranking on him AT ALL fuck all of you , i give him ALOT of credit for trying. he isnt the best singer but hes DEFF not the fucking worst so fuck u all seriously. fuck you for downing someone for trying
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HoldOnToYourDream 1 year ago
@HoldOnToYourDream First off all fucko, don't correct me over the internet, cause you have nothing better to do. Secondly your the Faggot and you need to get something better to do than just sit there correcting people and hating on people who try to make something of themselves , fucking moron
blackxnailxplsh 1 year ago
@HoldOnToYourDream you leave people alone you stupid bitch know one things it is funny
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HoldOnToYourDream 1 year ago
@HoldOnToYourDream i am going to tell you to stopit one more time or i am going to have to get your account banned. i am sorry but i will have to. sorry
Goldman217 1 year ago
Okay. I'll make you a deal, I'll erase those comments I posted and we'll forget about this whole thing. If it means anything to you, I'm sorry for what I said.
Take care.
~Mr. Make Believe
HoldOnToYourDream 1 year ago
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
angel1999519 1 year ago
still.. better than justin bieber
Tehgoodcrap 1 year ago
It was not that so badd.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i'am just kiddin he is hilarisch
maybe you can a comydian
killerNMR1 1 year ago
why does this guy do this to himself on international tv?? :S
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@pscanyc3 you саո ԝatсհ tv from all over the ԝοrld οո yοur рc just by dοwոloаdiոց ѕοmе рroցram, it's got tհοuѕaոds of ϲhannеls οn it. јust go to linevid com (рսt a . beforе the ϲom, it won't lеt mе рοst lіnkѕ fοr some reаѕοո) it's a bіt рrіϲеy but іt'ѕ ϳuѕt οne time and it wοrks really ԝеll
cookiesenyor655 1 year ago
WTF! He thinks simon is a jerk? Fuck that simon is a good judge because he tells them straight up that they fucking suck
grimmmm5 1 year ago
Are these people serious? i mean for real? how can anyone think thats good? tone deaf as fuck? i dont get it LOL
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omg its like cartman lol maybe he could pair together with a alien maybe it might just sound i bit better lol
yoguy1231 1 year ago
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omg its like cartman lol maybe he could pair together with a alien maybe it might just sound i bit better lol o
yoguy1231 1 year ago
omg its like cartman lol maybe he could pair together with a alien maybe it might just sound i bit better lol
yoguy1231 1 year ago
like a virgin.... like forever
Pulerull 1 year ago 60
As embarassing as it is I used to date a guy who had the same look and dance the same haha
DeidraDistress 1 year ago
This audition wouldn't be half bad if it wasn't for the HORRIFYING DANCING!!! Those gyrating hips on that frumpy guy!
I love how Simon is just sippin' his drink real hard trying not to laugh. Dude, I would bust myself up crying.
aFreakingIdiot 1 year ago