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  • simon meant the worst singer in the world SO FAR..

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  • My god that was painful! >.>

  • He is a disgrace to all the Keiths of the world

  • simons face at 2:27 is hilarious

  • SING YOUR LITTLE HEART OUT KEITH!!!

  • lol he sounds like cartman

  • like a vi ii iii i rgin!!!

  • at least he got a title: the worst singer in the world! LOL

  • 0:27 - 0:34 Speaks for itself.

  • So this was what Bruno Mars used to be like....

  • Forever alone..

  • Original Troll...

  • he had to go back long home lol

  • he lost 50 lbs in 2 months?

    fucking...what the fuck?

  • Woach...

  • imagine if him and Mary Roach had a baby together

  • 2:26... Damn, look at Simons face! :D

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  • "Really the same i just had less hair"...her facial expression kills me!

  • He was the worst singer until the Jonas Brothers came along.

  • "There is nobody on this planet who sings like you."

  • He is a true "American" idol .

  • Am I the only one captivated by the beauty of the lady in the beginning? What is her name? I have forgotz :(

  • @LobeWan she is gorgeous

  • then: "i dont think im the best singer in the world but i think im a good singer"

    now: "i dont think im a good singer anymore but i dont think im the worst singer in thw world"

  • damn he's exactly like nevile from harry potter hahahahaha i didn't realise it before xD

  • Guess why the guy is singing Like a Virgin. I'm sure that he will stay one until he gets like in his 40s and pays a prostitute. :D

  • LOL Simon's face at 1:06 xD

  • OMG THERE ARE SO MANY NEGATIVE COMMENTS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO THIS GUY FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS!!!!!!

  • anyone know who the gorgeous girl at the beginning is?

  • Is it just me or is this title very misleading

  • 1:15 LMAO, Too Funny!!

  • who is going to clean all this puke from my keyboard?

  • Okay if Keith is like a virgin then why is he touching himself? o.O

  • we need simon back

  • "Why dont you stick dancing"

    "Um i actually already auditioned for so you think you can dance and they told me to stick to singing"

  • His reaction is the best part

  • I think everyone needs to shut the hell up. I know Keith personally, he's actually one of my bestfriends. And to see what you people are writing, when you don't even know him, kills me. He's such a sweet and fun guy to be around. He constantly makes me smile and laugh. He's an amazing person. Idc if he can sing or not, I still love and respect him. I also think he has a lotta balls for doing what he did. And I give him a lot of credit. And also he's actually not a virgin so there :].

  • @THExBINCHES I also knew Osama Bin Laden, he was a really fun and cool guy! Slightly paranoid though, I cant think why... tbh havn't seen him in a while...

  • @THExBINCHES Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo

  • @THExBINCHES Same here

  • Not sure if trolling or retarded.

  • his dance moves turn me on ;D

  • this is like beyonce but shit

  • shit!... XD

  • I don't only see the talent. I don't only hear the talent. I can taste the talent.

  • oh God, this guy killed my insides!!! cannot stop laughing!!!! Should be a frickin warning on this video!.....

  • wait a minute....

    he looks like Rock Lee from Naruto.

  • @mechaart

    hahahaha

    yes he does

  • @mechaart Never thought of that, hm.

  • his choreography is the best.

  • i normally comment nice things.... but i dont know what to say about this one.....

  • Where was Paula?

  • Although I know he's gonna be disqualified, I feel that Simon is too straightforward! Its hurts whenever he say something and its sacarstic!

  • "You've got to be kiddin' me !" 2:26

    LMAO !!

  • i had a good laugh, but i rather listen to Rebecca Black... -_-

  • Does anyone think he looks like Perez Hilton? LOL

  • Maybe... just putting it out there, a little bit of gender confusion! with a little misconception of the phrase sex sells!

  • He sucked....

  • I love how he looks so astounded when they say he sucked.

  • "Very entertaining and unique - SNIIIIFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!! (and i threw up).

  • pause at 2:27 and simon looks scary!

  • that girl is very cute. i have said this before but he really IS entertaining:D

  • omg god help him

    and help his dancing

  • omg god help him

  • very entertaining and unique *sniff* u knew right then he was gunna do awful

  • you're going to stay a virgin if you keep singing bud...

  • He sounds like pork chop from shanedawson!!!

  • I originally thought Simon was really mean, but I realized that he's just brutally serious and direct. That's good actually, just sad for those that are bad

  • Why is he whining every time he sings? Why can't he use his actual voice? and Why does he want to sing and dance like a girl?? I mean, I know guys can sing and dance, but not.. LIKE a girl sings and dances. Guys and girls do it differently

  • why is he whining?

  • this is justin bieber's idol

  • soul crushing sadness @ *2:01* DAMN U SIIIIIMMMMMOOONNN!!!!!!

  • I think he really is a virgin... -__-

  • hahahahahha that's you get fag. confused dirty mothafuka

  • what the fuck! this guy is definatelly a raging homo!

  • "you got to be kidding me" lol best part

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Keith and Madonna should sing this song together.

  • LMAOOOOO

  • L.M.F.A.O

  • simon is the shit

  • "Simon is the biggest jerk I've ever met." , "yeah"

  • Check for yourself...@ItsAlyssaShouse

  • thumps up if alyssa shouse brought you here! :)

  • @lovesmusiclove Alyssa never tweeted this...

  • @musicmama21 yes she did!

  • O____O

  • Alyssa Shouse brought me here.

  • alyssa shouse bring me here :)

  • keep pressing four re live the LOL

  • OMG.. someone slap him!

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • he does more than say mouthfuls.

  • wtf is this, a comedy show?

  • HE HAS TO BE CARTMAN

  • Gonna stay a virgin and never will dance with anybody.

  • So...hard...to watch! Even William Hung wasn't this bad

  • he is not even as close as good as the worst american idol singer

  • tomato to the face

  • 2:27 LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • LMAO!

  • what the fuck did I just watch

  • American Idol, where you have to learn how to laugh quietly behind a paper.

  • he sounds like cartman from south park :)

  • @tinche936 Yeah man, that's it.

  • @tinche936 ...........no

  • I'm thinking the dude MUST be spending WAY TOO MUCH TIME with his Penis ! ! !

    FREAK, what a MORON ! ! !

  • Simon may be a arse but atleast hes being honest with the people, and thats his job. anywho, that made me laugh SO hard...

  • simons such an asshole, atleast randy disguised his chuckling behind the paper lol

  • THATS RUDE SIMON IS A JERK I AREE some people cant sing so break it to them nicley i mena so he cant sing you could of said well i dont think you have it sorry buddy not YOU ARE THE WORST SINGER IN THE WORLD SIMON IS A JERK A RUDE JERK

  • Still the absolutely worst ever. EVER.

  • I dont know if I should vote up for funny or down for the singing.

  • He's not a virgin... I'm sure his right or left hand have given him love... maybe he even had a threesome... Ok, I can't this seem lighthearted... DUDE YOU ARE A VIRGIN.

  • "like a virgin"? "i wanna dance with someone?" anyone else noticing a pattern here?

  • Is it just me or does he look like a virgin to you too? idk i could be wrong.

  • FAIL!!!!

  • "Maybe just get into dancing", after these words I laughed :DDDDDD

  • This is the funniest audition ever!

  • LOVE IT AHHAHAHAHAHA THANK U FOR BRINGING BACK MEMORIES! IM SO BUT I CANT HELP IT HES SO CUTE AHAHAHAHA

  • DISGRACE TO MADONNA XP

  • lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­l

    I saw this on tv when it happened in 2003. To this day, I still piss my pants laughing!!

  • 53 poeple are virgins... Just like Keith.

  • @TYL3R35 im a virgin and i like this

  • The 53 dislikes are Keith's....LOL

  • he's not even funny

  • @maumauwarriorful hes not funny to you because you are a sad, pathetic, useless human being im afraid

  • @sausageNmash1990 suck yuh modda!! pussyhole!! mi know you?! dnt fucking comment on ma shit again!!

  • Very entertaining and unique! Ca restera toujours mon préféré!

  • "like a virgin"?

    "I wanna dance with somebody"?

    Anyone noticing a pattern here?

  • Keith is the best singer in the world! Im listening to him every evening!

  • OH GAWD THIS GUY.

  • this is Eric Cartmans gay older brother lool

  • sounds like Cartman :\

  • Never gets old XDDD

  • He actually seems to be serious!? "it was really about the same, just had less hair." Classic!! The best of the worst auditions ever!

  • America is filled with media-whores who want fame at any cost. Most of these people are closet actors posing as completely serious singers. Sometimes, their friends back home know it. Some, only THEY know it. But it's just the reality. This is a guy who wants to be famous, or just wants to make people laugh. But this isn't serious.

  • This was so hilarious. Randy was messed up....it was like some really serious intervention on weed usage. He tried, but it just wasn't very good.

  • This was so hilarious. Randy was messed up....it was like some really serious intervention on weed usage. He tried, but it just wasn't very good.

  • q: what kind of haircut did you have before?

    a: it was really about the same, it just had less hair.

  • He sounds like fucking Cartman.

  • and people thought adam lambert and clay aiken were gay

  • "just, you know... maybe get into dancing." hahahahahaha!

  • after lots of people watching this at home , he is going to be like a virgin FOREVER .

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  • @zeldaditwich He is from Newnan, and went to UWG in Carrollton (Though there is a Newnan branch). If you knew some of the students at UWG...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH­AHAHA

  • It's Perez Hilton

  • ...everytime I hear "Like a Virgin" I just think of this audition. It really ruined the song for me, why do people sing it to begin with? I always feel so bad for the people who are TERRIBLE, it is so embarassing.

  • That brunette in the beginning looks like Britney Spears :O

  • 0:18 look at that girls fake smile! Hahaha! ;) She's like "yea....NOT"

  • The looks Simon makes at the very end is absolutely priceless. I'm gonna miss his prick-ness so much haha.

  • the second song of his audition is usually edited out in the other videos

  • please stop talking about justin bieber, kids, whether you love him or hate him -- the rest of us don't care to see his name, again and again, all over Youtube

  • This is justin bieber in his twenties

  • BIEBER is the worst singer in the WORLD

  • Compelling viewing- why....................I'm not really sure, it just may be the complete horribleness of the vocals and the hilarity of the dance moves. Good on ya Keith matey, once again you have made me smile and that my friend is a good thing!

  • Do the people on American Idol have any idea what they ACTUALLY sound like?

  • THATS MY CO-Worker i dont appreciate people fucking ranking on him AT ALL fuck all of you , i give him ALOT of credit for trying. he isnt the best singer but hes DEFF not the fucking worst so fuck u all seriously. fuck you for downing someone for trying

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  • @HoldOnToYourDream First off all fucko, don't correct me over the internet, cause you have nothing better to do. Secondly your the Faggot and you need to get something better to do than just sit there correcting people and hating on people who try to make something of themselves , fucking moron

  • @HoldOnToYourDream you leave people alone you stupid bitch know one things it is funny

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  • @HoldOnToYourDream i am going to tell you to stopit one more time or i am going to have to get your account banned. i am sorry but i will have to. sorry

  • Okay. I'll make you a deal, I'll erase those comments I posted and we'll forget about this whole thing. If it means anything to you, I'm sorry for what I said.

    Take care.

    ~Mr. Make Believe

  • omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • still.. better than justin bieber

  • It was not that so badd.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    i'am just kiddin he is hilarisch

    maybe you can a comydian

  • why does this guy do this to himself on international tv?? :S

  • WTF! He thinks simon is a jerk? Fuck that simon is a good judge because he tells them straight up that they fucking suck

  • Are these people serious? i mean for real? how can anyone think thats good? tone deaf as fuck? i dont get it LOL

  • omg its like cartman lol maybe he could pair together with a alien maybe it might just sound i bit better lol

  • like a virgin.... like forever

  • As embarassing as it is I used to date a guy who had the same look and dance the same haha

  • This audition wouldn't be half bad if it wasn't for the HORRIFYING DANCING!!! Those gyrating hips on that frumpy guy!

    I love how Simon is just sippin' his drink real hard trying not to laugh. Dude, I would bust myself up crying.