Stop Watching THIS!!!!

[tjiiis]

no it dosen't

[soccerstar2450]

philiy d is awsome

[ioananut54]

Wtf did I just watch??Nvm he's cute...<3

[masterolas]

New contest started at: goo.gl\QyzJ5 - main prize iPad 2.

[babybaconattack]

go to 0:28

[littleReis]

@m2a3t2t3 dum

[kaindarkwind]

@throughsoul That was a response worthy of a 140 IQ. Useless fucksnot. Your mom gives it up hard.

[AlllexL]

Where is monkey from thumbnail?

I clicked this video for monkey, where is it?

[137hotchick]

i think you need to prank someone on video

[rock1chica]

wow i remember watching this video the day he drew the face on the wall and it's been a YEAR.... time is terrifying.

[TheMattCarrierGuy]

is there not news on fridays?

[Zzzxxyz]

Sick monkey. Go get a life. Begging for life from media. Go get a life. Home boy. Learn about people before talking. Pig mouth.

[percyjacksonfan10]

@Gh0stWisper3r Neice spilin

[Gh0stWhisp3r]

Can u PLEASE go kill urself? Why u are popular on YouTube is beeeeeeeeeyond most of us, u talk like u love urself, it's really annoying to listen to,infact it's no annoying i click ur videos just to see where my painthreshold is. If i meet u in person im gonna hit u with something,probably a replica of urself since u seem to LOVE urself. Fuck u.

[MrSubstance18]

@Gh0stWhisp3r Majorly pathetic

[mrschmidt13]

@Gh0stWhisp3r You don't HAVE to watch the videos that Phil makes, you're not in school any more when you come on here, so grow up for gods sake. Even though you are acting like a 5 year old. Oh, and FYI, you hit Phil with something, you're probably gunna find the 1,500,000+ fans looking to hit you back equally as hard, if not harder, right in the balls and/or face. Eat some of that.

[baganga]

You made this on my birthday. :D

[JustLocal]

I can't show a nipple on YouTube, but a guy dying is cool...

[grannymurnes]

''LAPTOP GANGSTER!!!'' anazing! LMfOA!!

[sublimEPICinal]

Loved the video! You should check out our channel :)

[Achw3l]

Hell yeah found the light switch face video

[Xaevi]

you talk to much. Please stop talking.

[Lulzwithmoisture]

@Xaevi If you didn't want someone to talk, why are you on youtube? That's the premise of about 85% of Youtube. 

[animewiz123]

@Lulzwithmoisture yep! and the other 15% is for watching people do stupid shit. not that these two events are mutually exclusive. 

[yodahomie7]

@PopPunkAintDead oh cus its soo hard to slap some white paint on it

[TheSassyred15]

you are so damn sexy

[beta331]

@Jypeddi Hey that's not funny My Self killed himself and I have been depressed ever since.

[Fredmk071]

I HATE U.YOU MADE ASA QUIT IDIOT AND FOR THAT FOOLISHNISH BITCH ASS IDIOT

[WhatAboutMeTube]

omg poor phil. You DID sound really.... like you were gonna puke on anne hathaway

[sweetdwhite]

your a fucking idiot!!

[Puppyluvandcupcakes]

Here's my q: Will you f**k me

[Godren0]

YES! I FIND THE ORIGIN VIDEO OF THE LIGHT SWITCH FACE!!!!!!

[11nevets22]

@Godren0 I wanna find the origin video of the opening theme...

[BoundReality]

There are dumb people all over the world, not just in America.

[eyeammi]

Pause at 0:12 to see Phil angry at his panicky playmate. Bad touch Phil! No means No!

[lumpster27]

U talk to much haha lol

[freebird887]

Okay... What is wrong with you? And...... That light switch is my brother u mother fucker!!!!

[thekriss9009]

hallo

[Eman989898]

stop at 1:06

[dgkfghbg]

why is this shitty bastard in the top

[PezBee07]

dude i loved ur interview-u were so trying to be cool and laid back..ur not-ur geeky-buuttt-i probobaly wooda passed out-so good job on ur behalf

[wolfofawesome]

r u do u like lady gaga????

[prostofyla]

XYNTA

[johnremic33py]

@Jypeddi who did you kill ?? your wow character ? lol

[LIBqueen]

the hardest working type 2 diabetic from Australia!

[DaveP1705]

Are people completely inane to watch this rubbish - 1471492 views. What's the point am I missing something?

[estebanfranco]

@DaveP1705 hahaha your a dumbass you watched it too and took your time to post something

[JaQact]

Fucking annoying.

[anythingbutcommon]

AHA, the story behind the lightswitch.

[fuckmychicken]

Далбаёб :D

[TheGreenAstro]

Woooo! Monday- Thursday!  Why the change?

[pavel1250]

At the beginning there is nothing near the light switch but at 0:11 there is:

"<3 Friday"

[quigist]

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ Fuck the new layout COPY AND PASTE IF HATE THE NEW YOUTUBE

[MajorMohawk]

Question: How gay is Fred?

[ogdroadsong]

fuck, not this cunt.

[BrotherBagel]

@ogdroadsong yes.

[GuardiansKossade]

Do you like hairy potatoes? =)

[Jimthere3]

balls

[mariynward]

boo!

[slowboygofast]

Phil, a few questions for you:

Do you let video games dominate your life, or do you play in moderation? If your answer is the former, can you afford to do this, both money wise, and emotionally/mentally?

Btw: i am a gamer too, and I'm not gonna say youre wasting your life away or anything

[D3PRIV3D]

You won't get a reply.

[candyscott1]

all americans think d same //jus fight down the good guy  ,,bunch of hypocrites --they only like u when u please them

[nickab88]

@candyscott1 please get your facts straight before you bash the U.S.. ...K thanks

[candyscott1]

@nickab88 im soory -i wasnt tryin to bash the US just the citizens >but reaiiy some of you need to check yourselfs

[nickab88]

@candyscott1 why go after the citizens i mean the government is the fucked up part...givin there are some people in the US that are fucked up but theres people like that in every country not just the US. i dont know really why people are always bashing us just doesnt make any sense to me.

[lickdacat2]

I was curious as to why you are using a photo of Michelle Obama for your profile photo.

Are you an Obamabot or what?

Obama is the worst president ever, even worse than Bush who no doubt was until Obama took over. Obama is more corrupt than Bush even considering Bush was directly involved in the cover-up 9-11and may have had a small part in planning it.

Obama is not even his legal name and he is not a natural born citizen, he is a citizen of Indonesia. Everything about him is a lie and scam.

[AssassinCatz]

yupz

[jason0813]

oh so since obama's name is not legal he is the worst. okay. and other presidents start shit in iraq or get a bj from a hooker yet just cuz obamas black he is the worst. ur ignorant

[viccymiccyjo]

*Sigh* He is not the worst he didn't say that. Obama is not the best president. Far from it. He is not ignorant. Look at your grammar.

[Babyblu321]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO LICK A CAT

[viccymiccyjo]

I am an American and I agree a bit.Some are, but, we have free education up until college. Most Americans are nice. My IQ is 140 which is two points away from "Genius" I am "Gifted".

[formallyHayman34]

@viccymiccyjo Its pretty much like that in England, but like there are some things you see around the internet that do make (well me) think "only in America" not to be offensive, just because I can't imagine it happening anywhere else. and Kudos for the high IQ! last time I did a test I got 120.

[tfkime]

@formallyHayman34 Everywhere has people with problems

[formallyHayman34]

@tfkime Haha, I know :). but do you see what I mean? Like when you see a picture/report about something it makes you think that it would only happen in a certain country?

[CompTechnology2050]

@formallyHayman34 and SOME are racist

[formallyHayman34]

@CompTechnology2050 How am I being racist?

[CompTechnology2050]

@formallyHayman34 I am sorry if it come out wrong what i was refering to was your comment on americans are dumb and added that some americans were also racist.

[formallyHayman34]

@CompTechnology2050 Haha, thats cool, you confused me for a second. But everywhere there are is always going to be some people that are racist,

[n00b962]

@formallyHayman34 am i , lol?

[formallyHayman34]

@n00b962 Doubt it :)

[DerpingProductions]

@formallyHayman34 I agree that there are a lot of Americans that are well, just plain stupid, but don't let that be the stereo-type for all of us. I know thats not what your doing, I'm just letting you know. :D

[formallyHayman34]

@DerpingProductions I know it's not a stereotype for all of you, I have some awesome American mates, ;D

[er88skate]

@formallyHayman34 Your obviously from Australia for saying mates, and awesome is a stereotype for the 50% obese population we have due to everything possible can be bought online. Fuck, there's probably even an online crack dealer.

[formallyHayman34]

@er88skate I'm actually from the UK. And there most likely is crack dealers on the web. There's heck loads of weed websites, so I'm not really surprised,

[PosterStudios]

@formallyHayman34 can't say the same about every other country too? Some people in other contries are smart, but not all. :D But yes, there was a time when W. Bush was our president... ;)

[formallyHayman34]

@PosterStudios yeahh :), and Lool

[IPurgeNonBelievers]

@formallyHayman34 The people that think it's just America are dumb.

[viccymiccyjo]

Actually, his profile picture is now a monkey, so, yeah, you're right.

[ProfessorLogic2008]

shut the fukc up and stop spamming youtube with your stupid sh*t

[link1384hotmailcom]

what do you think about autism?

[viccymiccyjo]

I think they need to get a room.

[Jimthere3]

My question......Why are niggers more violent than other races?

[Ripjaw57]

@Jimthere: Well dipstick, we're not the ones who went all over the world forcing other people to eat our mashed potatoes, if your're looking for real violence, try hopping accross north of the red sea if you know where that is.

[Jimthere3]

Huh iraq and shit.....no.

Real violence is what those niggers in nigeria are doing when they slaughter anyone in the way with a machette. At least the iraqis are fighting to get an occupied force out of their country. The niggers just kill for the hell of it.

[Ripjaw57]

@Jimthere3 before we go on have you been outside the U.S.?

[Jimthere3]

@Ripjaw57 @Ripjaw57 Yes i visited europe back in the mid 90's with my sisters private school and i went to canada for a weekend and a cruise to nassau. Im not some backwoods redneck hillbilly sister fucker who has never been out of the woods and my mom is not my cousin. I live in a major city own a car and house. I take care of my own and am not a criminal. I dont have any bastard children im not on welfare and i dont receive food stamps. I have never been in prison and i am 31 years old.

[UtubeAREgrapes]

@Ripjaw57 All the Jimthere3's comment might have been a bit vulgar, he's actually correct, at least in America. Studies show that African Americans on average have a higher crime rate than Caucasians. Please don't thumbs down this video for racism, i merely stating a fact and i personally have nothing against any race at all.

[Ripjaw57]

@UtubeAREgrapes Smart man, i respect that....yes they are in America but I think Jimmy boy here was talking on a global scale.

[0vedi0]

who had slaves?

who killed Indians?

who killed scientists, who had different ideas than the christians?

[ilikezappa]

@Jimthere3

ask Adolf Hitler

[Jimthere3]

Maybe joshua blahyi would know.

[zepplepplin]

yeah I've wasted too much of my time playing video games as well

and watching ;youtube

and watching this guy on youtube

what am I doing with my life?

I'm depressed

[ryukapple123]

What special affect app do u use for your vidsz

[TheMickeyMikeVlog]

Hey everyone I really want to get partnered someday, i still have a long way to go with my video making and subscribers, but I would appreciate it if you would check out my videos and subscribe. Thanks

[xXxHeracrozzxXx]

I've already started watching... I can't stop... I CAN'T STOP!!!!!!!!!!! *crazy laugh*

[TheMickeyMikeVlog]

Hey everyone, I really want to get partnered some day, so I would really appreciate it if you checked out my videos. thankyou

[saprissa30]

hahaha this guy is a loser

[LTMEC]

julia...

watch?v=BuU9-wkN1Dg

[Rhonda498]

Laptop gangsters xD Lmfao

[TheAfterPipe]

Laptop Gangsta is awesome.

[TheMickeyMikeVlog]

Hey everyone I make pretty decent videos and i wnt to get partnerd someday so please chek out my vids and subscribe if you like them, thanks.

[armando23ish]

I commend you Phil. You lucky bastard...

[jordanfoodfood]

how can you not have time to talk when its an extra two minutes of your time

[Rawhrness]

:D Light Switch forever xD

[hesselsjo]

If the PDS had a budget, how would it change?

[ph4nt0m1219]

@WastelandsAnimations yh loooooooooool btw nice pic 1:23 i think 80% of ur audiance r perverts and the 80 r not only guys

[luigiofmario]

^^ Laptop gangster !

[FichDak]

Hello Philip. Your videos bring teh lulz.

[WastelandsAnimations]

Pause at 0:46 he looks drunk xD

[infiltrator7777]

"stop watching this"? - I won't even bother loading it!

[erikdoubbleu]

Hey this is me marketing my videos shamlessly. Watch mine first. Hey defranco . Who would u do? Weird al or Stephen lynch?

[GoRla89]

anyone else thing this guy might be on crack?

[promeeXdabot]

ah! phil why do you have fangs. perphaps you are a vampire!!!!?1!?

[TheMickeyMikeVlog]

please check out my videos and subscribe. better videos are coming soon.

[bigplati]

is

michael

dead

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com

[GuineaPigsRule123]

Five stars for on my b-day

[Jakshybalashka]

The background is changing lol

[YourMomstinky]

SxEphil Are you going to interview the man Who plays the Iron man 2? That would be very awesome and I would jizz in my pants...

[cpencils]

Hey guys, I'm giving away free Nexon/Microsoft points. See my channel for details.

[TheJoelsmovies]

▲

▲▲ tunga suka!!!!

[ingcivilalvaro]

EPIC FAIL

-100000000

[JokerArmy1]

His face is fake and gay.

And u who are reading this is and are fake and gay.. n00b

[mewichigo10]

@JokerArmy1, wow, you're nice. And stealing one of raywilliamjohnson's lines.

[ramv1243]

@JokerArmy1 if you read this message you are gay

[lonza64]

get off rwj's dick

[makos89]

1,415,607 views !!! why man??

[thaluszka1]

@makos89 because it says "stop watching this", and people are genuinely rebellious...

[martin255gamer]

BAROMSÁG.

[thaluszka1]

@martin255gamer ahogy mondod...

[1903sunlight]

copying GradualReport -.-

[yankeebunny2007]

"I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD." --Blues Brothers

[WildFireExecutive]

A comment for you Phil, if you ever read this that is. What do you think about the Illuminati?

[erlendbro]

you got problem

i wan't to fuck my mom than lokk this video agan

[Rakap]

What's the difference between this and GradualReport?

[adminadminov31]

Do you ever stop talking

[barnshnook]

isnt he ment to be talking? >_>

[blachex12]

@adminadminov31 Yea ^^ .. he talk too much :))

[EdelrikSS]

Te,ez igen fos!

[Sokk0s]

Egyetértek egy rakás szar.

[blurchannel]

MONGOL

[Tomorrow994]

Here's a question!

What is wrong with you?

[hiphopblond12345]

Y the fuck are u tryin' to get famous with your stupidity? (my question :)

[entureboy01]

1,441,012 has watched this lol

[juanflys]

@entureboy01 nope 1,412,367 has watched it...

U posted that 2 hours ago and your nuber is bigger than mine,.... whats wrong with youtube?

[ditmotl]

نات فاني ات اوول ......

كس خاواتكو

[4lw4s4ndF0r3v3rCut3]

@ditmotl ishkatib int?

[TheSubliminalRecords]

Why were you born?O.o

[1imbAl33t]

What's so fun about this guy? o_o

[chikenpops]

why drink vodka?

[AnarchyG3]

wohoo

[giansky66]

duh ?

[ScrapersPTs]

Why no one have made a plugin for web browsers that blocks the featured videos so this dude, or those shaytards or that ctfxc (what ever) wouldn't pop up every single time I open YouTube's main page..?

I hope Annoying Orange will be in every featured video so that these guys won't pop up.