kerney weady to pway fastest healing ever

[remusnigga]

Imagine how funny it would be if he was the childrens ministry pastor at a megachurch like willow creek. The kids would be screaming GODDDDDDDDDDD AND NOWWWWWWWW ALL DAY LONG!

[voyager73]

Bullshit ahlaaaa kuba tushkaaaaaa ekekalacubalushkaa bullshit!

[whatchasayboo615]

A damn shame.... For real!!1

[trabyjones]

How he gonna wipe his mouth with the blood of Jesus cloth. Too funny! Did u see the look on his face when the lady said he used to call her. He was like Oh Shit!

[taliesin939939]

I'm am gettin weady to pway. are you weady? Then order your personal pear package right.. NOOOWWWWW!

[taliesin939939]

3:44 stalker.. or he was tapping that :D

[sowhatbitch103]

3:44 he was fuckin that bitch n never called back -__- smh 

[voyager73]

Pear package.I think he means his nut sack.

[champ23100]

lol

[gardnerbm]

He told God to "do it right now" lol

[jimmym1964]

Dayummmmm, my back jussss quiet hurtin,,, oh wait mabe it was the morphine,,,lmao

[champ23100]

LOL THIS SHIT TOO FAKE

[chosenforgreatness08]

lol @DrFlax

[NWONEWSNOW]

Eeeee Koh Bahhhh!!!!

[NWONEWSNOW]

The personal pear package?  This guy is funny.

[300681andrew]

3:23 - How can we command God to do anything. Just whose the boss? We ask for His mercy and grace to hear our voice, we don't command Him. 

[Trancemaster2052]

It's men like this that give real Christians and people of God a bad name and reputation. As funny as this guy is to watch, all jokes aside, he really does cast shame and embarassment on the religious community. I believe God heals people and works through their lives without requiring any sort of "seed" or "vow of faith", i.e. money. Money is a human invention.

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

@Trancemaster2052 I agree, i have been healed and know people who have been miraculously healed, it's real, however most christian pastors and evangilists nowadays milk it for all it's worth, their lust for money.

[DanaWhite0]

"Are you ready to stop hurting?" ROTFL!!!!!!!

[Godpleaser77]

E ko ba!....Now send me some cash! .... Poor thing is sendin him money that she doesn't have....$100.00

Send him another $100.00 and then he will call you again!

[1luv408]

eee ka da ba loba WOW!! Yahshua forgive us all

[woonyukwoo]

LOL at 0:34

[woonyukwoo]

God + Jesus=$ $ $ $ $!!!

[KanWoo76]

This fool wipes his mouth with what is supposed to be a "sacred" cloth! He's a Jo Ann Fabrics premier customer. He holds the Guiness record for most swatches purchased!

[KanWoo76]

I've had it! I want to fight all these jibberish talking crackheads who claim to be speaking in tounges! These misinformed morons wouldn't know the meaning of True scripture if I slapped them with the Holy Bible!

[killuminatiplz]

pastor kerney thomas to these hoes MIWICLES!!!!!!!!!

[collapoppa24]

smh lmmfao

[iam7who7iam7]

This man is a false prophet using Gods name for his own personal gain.

[breakeranointingman]

this fool is a wolf, a hireling & a cloud without water

[ashlei1]

ecobaaaaaaaaaaaaa lololboshaaaaaaaaaaa...LMFAOOO­OOOOOOOOO...

[toyafly]

she said " I have given you 100.00 to pray for me and I still don't have a job"...lol

[mastera7x]

its like he's speaking the GUNGAN language in star wars.

[YungShawtyCLT]

This is some retarded ass shit.

[truepowerbombking]

this man is a money-mongering false prophet

[flameofelijah]

black elmer fudd

[virulentwestie]

what is that funny language he speaks? Sounds like Yoruba or Igbo. Does God speak some Niger-Congo language? Maybe next time he'll speak chinese lol

[swimboy1982]

he keeps commanding God....who in the world commands God? God commands us. This guy is a joke.

[Lorenzio88]

... LOL.... He just told me that if I didn't purchase that GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD forsaken "Persnal Pear Peckage" then Im not ready. I may not be religous but miracles aren't something you can just ORDER on the telly.

this fool cant pronounce his product, I think he should start calling the blasted thing the "Triple "P" Combo." or some mess like that. By the way, I'm just DYING to know what this PPP product looks like. Is it a box set? A kit? Holy Ghost hammer? A lifetime supply of red hankeys? Oo

[cxdurden]

He's holding a part of it -- Red Blood of Jesus Prayer Handkerchief (Which he says Prankerchief), Holy Oil and Olive Oil Soap..No lie...

[melville80]

@Lorenzio88 That is the funniest thing I have read all week. "Pers'nal Pear Peckage". LMAO.

[Hotboy1800]

This shit is ridiculous

[4DECO1]

SMH!!!

[mrsevans1000]

He stopped calling her cuz she stopped sending money!

[blackspittle]

That caller is obviously a plant in the scam, she's in on it!!

[Juniversal]

And why does it look like he's wearing a neck brace?? lol..

[mrsevans1000]

You are funny! LOLOL!!!!

[Juniversal]

Lmaoo...she was about to say "it still hurts" @ 1:30. Haha..

[spikedizzle81]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperOshay]

Ecoba shabalabokosha

[DrFlaxWebFLOO]

He just used the Red Blood of Jesus Handkerchief to wipe his nose...

[Hotboy1800]

@DrFlaxWebFLOO LMAO!!

[flameofelijah]

when he speaks, he sounds like elmer fudd but when he screams " Gaaaaawd ! " then he sounds like a teeradactyl flying dinosaur

[SlickMike101]

this is rediculous

[giantspida]

shabarocoacoshai

[DCSBOY01]

lol

[DCSBOY01]

E-CO-BA!!!!!!!

[oldschoolsituationz]

i can not call kerny thomas a con man, i know where he came from. i knew his inspirational mentor personally over twenty years ago (apostle e.w. wilcots). i may have met him krny at a convention he didnt stand out back then. while his clowning is a bit over the top i believe the man is sincere in his motives. all the nay sayers who dont know are only spinning their wheels and gaining no tread. whether you believe in god or not there is a power inharent in the mind that works wonders when tapped.

[igetonxtragrind]

Bullshit. You believe him? "When do you wanna stop hurting,now? You are healed." Bunch of bullshit.

[oldschoolsituationz]

do i believe him? yes i absolutely believe him. do i blieve in kerney thomas? i will say the same thing again there is power inharent within mind that works wonders.whether one calls it hypnosis, suggestion,or mind over matter is irrellevant it works. he merely fascillitates that power to action in those who believe. its not about him i find kerny as funny as most but i agree with some of the ideas he propounds.

[justmiau]

Ok. A while ago she paid a 100 dollars. Today she got cured of her allergy and her bad hip. In a while she's gonna get a good job. But what if she hadn't paid?

[divanchrist]

That's it right there: E- CO-BAH!

GOD IS HEALING YOUR RIGHT NOW-ECO BAH!

LOL.....Classic

[DCSBOY01]

the preacher's problem? Screaming as though someone grabbed him by his _balls. hahaha, the person on the phone is scared for her life.. shes to scared to hang up!!

Go and make your bowel"God has gifted me; He's anointed me to fart..." Lol

s move before calling people up, and farting all over the air and shit"I curse...evry infi

[ytjfogbfnin]

tht is soooooo true

but dnt worry God will come out n the end

[dalegrow]

It's really a shame that there are so many pastors that are honest about what they teach. Yet we have here a so-called pastor that takes many for a ride.

[KerneyThomas]

REPENT NOW

[DominicanBlackBoi]

what hell language does this dude speak with that shawbokobaw? LMAO!

[Venustarr]

lol, he's suppose to be speaking in tongues.

[VinnyWS6]

R.I.P personal prayer line. He doesn't take calls anymore.

:(

[MzLee06]

I know those were the days.

[quancy23]

he died dam

[GardenCEO]

No he didnt

[wilddogsamca]

SHABBA-LA-LOKO-SHA-A-A-A

Translation: Pass the loot, SUCKER.

[tempo1889]

When does he take calls? All the ones I have seen have him sitting at a massive desk and then he takes you into the service but aside from here on youtube I have never seen an episode where he takes a call. I would love to call make up an illness and throw him a curve when he says "when do you want it to stop hurting?" I would just tell him "Oh about six months from now" just to see what he would say.

[tdoggyfizz]

HAYLALABOKOSHAH! Are you ready fo' yo' miwackle? EKOBA! JALOLOBOKOSHA!

[djphatd]

hahaha, Miwacle! ecolo shoboblababahala

[rockjohnson80]

False Ewok toungues!!!

[woonyukwoo]

ECOLI-SHABBA RANK-DABBA-DABBA-DOO

[kornkid89]

"Take a DEEP BWEAFF!"

[thenewageriseth]

I wonder if he can say "Personal Prayer Package" 3 times fast as a tongue twister LOL

[travislynn1]

"lalalala bo caaa shaaaa baaa ba bokaaaaa" that man is fake keep collectin ppl money and ann still didnt get a job she put him on da spot lol dats what he get

[lisalizapop]

he makes prayer sound scary

LIKE I AM GETTING ready to pray

rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

put your helmets and armor on lol

[Tony1TAKE]

lol

[FIGHTforFREEDOM150]

This shit is fucking funny as hell. Tears are starting to come out my eyes.

[919NigGa]

I remember one of my friends turned me on to this but I kept missing it because it came on at 3am...one morning, I was gettin back from the club...had the TV on BET and heard this clown!...hahahah, I was hooked every since. I would stay up late just to stay up and laugh!....Lord help me but its funny! LOL

[Larae718]

LMAO @ anyone who called.

[300palms]

There's a spot in prison just for you Pastor Thomas! One of these days, oh I hope, you'll be cuffed and arrested and brought to trial. Where the judge will sentence you for a lengthy period of time in prison; hopefully you'll be in for life considering how old you are now.

[michaelbme]

He is so fucking funny! I wouldn't want to throw him in prison right now, because he brings me joy, i get to laugh at his con artist ass!

[WesleyByers]

he looks like he's on the set of the alexyss tylor show!

[919NigGa]

LOL...right!

[dalborgaoncrack]

@1:50 she said she had allergy and could not breathe, and then he asks her to take a deep breath... LOOOOL

[TIfan4life]

wow dis man is a hoax!

[lng533]

This shit is funny

[burgessboy18]

those callers are people their at the station calling in those are not real people

[free2bpoppie]

These fake pathetic losers, make me want to puke in their mouths.

People need to have areal connection to the power of peace that comes with a connection to the Lord, and jerks like this, damage their spirit even further than it already is, with this type of nonsense. He commands!?

Help this man, God, in Jesus' name, help him!

[mccclarren]

miwacles what the hell

[mccclarren]

hey hes getting ready to pway ahaha

[Tywanna22]

he is going to hell with gasoline drawers on playin with the lord!

[BIackBandit]

LOL Dumbass!!

I'll tell you how I feel Pastor Kerney, I am rolling on the floor laughing!

SHALALDALBOKOSHA!

[smellsogoody]

lmao.stop playing GOD U SON OF A BISH

[sbhawkins912]

Wait.... did he just say ecoli ROFLMAO

[sbhawkins912]

Personal Pear Package???? LMAO

[D34TH5T4R]

Who knew hustling people could be so easy?

Lol...

I believe in God!

Talk about running a scam tho.

[123quindra]

He just wiped his mouth with that mess

[AtlantaAngel84]

He wants to pway for you... NOW!!!!

[H34rtl3ss0n3]

Lmao

[ihatetaft]

This guy is so fake!

[JonnyInfinite]

hahaha you sent him $100

you fool

[Buckeyecat2002]

Eeeehhh-Coooo-Baaaahhh moaned the blind sheep as they were hearded toward the slaughter house by the demonic sheep hearder.

[Metaemipricus]

Speaking in Tongues is a yogic technique which done properly help as a catharisis to remove suppresed emotions.

[thepostfk]

OJ Simpson

[shaunfossett]

Pusah nah pear packay...

[Horrorfilms666]

you have to help yourself people rely on god to much and nothing happens

[michaelbme]

"you have to help yourself people rely on god to much and nothing happens"

I agree 100% with you, Horrorfilms666

[highwater03]

Pusonal pear package. lol

[Shinitkun]

Persal Pear page. xD

[kornkid89]

haha so if i buy fruit i will be saved!?! idk no offense to the ppl who believe in this guy but i dont believe in him, however i believe in god

[TrevorWTillman]

1. notice when he speaks in toungues. he says the same thing. he repeats himself.

2. if that red cloth represents the blood of Jesus Christ, and supposed to bring healing, why does he keep wiping his mouth on it?

[jozinske]

haha, how does anyone get sucked into this ridiculous mumbo jumbo. as though, even if God did exist, this shrieking buffoon of a man has been chosen to be the direct link between the sickly and God!haha, what a country!!!

[SoraRoxasdude1]

He does exist dammit!! Keep your fucking opinions and beliefs to yourself!!

[michaelbme]

Do you keep your beliefs to YOURSELF?? I don't know whether or not this "God" even exists either.

[billydoss7]

hey suck a dick clown keep you belief to your self god exist

[MizarShadow]

Speaking in tongues is hilarious. I've gone to my friends church (Pentecostals btw) and watched the people being 'taken' by the lord and screaming in tongues...more like taken by idiocy.

[myownfreeworld]

I'm saddened by this.

[PhyliciaNeal0610]

wat da hell

just wat.... da.... hell.....

[woonyukwoo]

then pway and what do you mean by e-coli blah blah blah

[prettygah12]

its

supposed to be wat he calls it speaking in tounge

but to meh he's speaking nothin but africa bull shit to meh!

[keaverkite]

white people started the speaking in tounge shit

[prettygah12]

dang well i didn't knw dhat...(thanx)

[icedrinker8]

super natural haha.

[MrAnime9]

I freakin love this show i watch it all the time and share it with my friends at school lol. we have a good time laughing, we do the "RIGHT NOW!!!" all the time.

[inches34]

this is the biggest histle in the world lol...dude is so fake

[blaque280]

wow!!! lmbo. this man is sikoo! lol jkjkjk GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD­!!! GIT THE PERSONAL PRWAY PACKAGE!LMBO! HAHAHAHAH

[nikalee31698]

"personul payer package"

[phunkyglass]

Most absurd shit on TV but its helluva funny

[djarnexus]

EECOBAH XD lolz

acololobobahcacadoo doo

[shutupho07]

the other pastor he speaks to in this video has his own show to ummm doesnt that say something???

[shutupho07]

does anyone notice that he wipes his mouth with the red cloth that he say is holy wtf he is using it like a hanky this is such melarky.

[shutupho07]

does anyone notive that he wipes his mouth with the red cloth that he say is holy wtf he is using it like a hanky this is such melarky.

[dcabrer1]

This is a black jim carrey

[nizetyquan]

lol dude was laughin at him n da beginin cus he no he bout ta scream! lmao

n he always jump wen dey say 'rite now' who hired dis dude,n y B.E.T. (MAKIN US BLACKS LOOK BAD lol)

[EricOfficialMusic101]

people really belive this crap...

[ItsHolinessorHell]

how much did she get paid to say that.....

[awesomecaptain1]

This guy needs a sitcom, or a disney movie or something.

[BigFatButt]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

WTF was that!!!!!!!!!

i could watch this all day!!!!

[Raiden100]

This guy must be mentally retarded.

[rondakim8956]

okay now EVERYBODY KNOWS that when you speak it tongues, it's nothing that is repeated,lol. . .this guy repeats the SAME " E ko ba calaba ko sha"

phrase over and over and over and over again

[anointedkeyz]

im fallin out this stuff is so funny! eeee ko by!!!!

[CutiePye301]

I was thinking the same thing

[ashlei1]

Ekobacalabakoshonda lmao

[sp1r1c0m]

lol 1 1 1

[efplanetvideos]

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!!

Pimping IS easy after all.

[FIGHTforFREEDOM150]

I guess it is

[micheal34]

Did you get the part when she said that he used to call her???

Sounds like... she misses his phone calls :-P

Big Mystery.

[pope1893]

It almost seems like the devil is trying to fight you. Don't fool me now, God is touching your body....

[BlackstarShip]

Christianity has become so polluted to the point that anybody can preach bullshit and fool gullible people.People who have been trained not to think for themselves.This man is a joke and most preachers are pimps.

[wearspjsinpublic]

did he wipe his nose with the 'blood of Jesus' cloth? har har.

[cdawg3712]

Watch the Ike Turner Snort at :33

tOO FUNNY! ... AND GOT CALLED OUT!

[VforVisitor]

See how dumb he looks when the woman is saying he aint called her and She was sendin 100 dollars to him and he aint send nomore letters. He was lookin like woman shut up stop tellin my business...

[VforVisitor]

Ed la la bo ko sha! He speaks the same tongues

[theobserver317]

That is something I have observed, as well...'E ko ba calaba ko sha!'

Robert Tilton uses the same phrases when he 'speaks in tongues'. His big phrase is 'Cora basanda...'

[Reddlocs69]

lmaoooooo shitt the more I watch his shit the worse it gets!!! he sounds like tweety bird meets madea!! shitttttttttttttttttttt! pwersonal prwar package just fucks me up!!!

[rhodes1623]

E-ko-bah! he-da-da- bo ko-sha

this fool aint sent my prayer package yet

[SickSense123]

Pernal PWayer Package

[baineswarner]

It's even a fake dog-collar!! ha ha

[taboo69]

elmer j fudd daddy are you rweady for pwyayer

asobacusa hahahahahah

[Rakshasa]

"I keep on sending you $100 and you keep writing me letters"

Shit, how do I get in on this business?

[kuntroversy]

i'm angry at his tight suit. His collar is choking the hell out of him.

[Rakshasa]

LOL, you'd hate some of the suits he wear. The one he keeps wearing now looks like a raincoat.

[PhuckHue]

this guy has a serious problem saying the letter "r"

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

Yeah.

"Awe you Weady?"

"Meweccals"

[bigdeezy510]

i dont send money to people who look like Oj simpson