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  • Fuck you

  • fuck! fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuu uu u u uu u u u ck

  • My life is complete. Wait...

  • I don't know wtf this is but I would def. bang the anchor chick. So I guess it wasn't a COMPLETE waste of time...but shame on you guys for that title.

  • So they got a douchebag and a moderately (at best) attractive girl to lie to people about Natalie Portman getting naked and then stick in a clip at the end of Nick Cage freaking out that, while admittedly is funny, everyone has seen a bunch of times by searching for it on their own. I guess profiting off of their ad money wasn't lazy enough for them.

  • Some videos you just know are fake

  • shit web series that can only get veiws by pretending you are going to get to see natalie portman naked. and 99% of the poor assholes like me who click on it realise they dont get to see anything they wanted, then dislike and leave a shitty comment without watching any of it except the bits they accidentally saw while skipping through looking for naked natalie portman.

  • darth vader called he wants his light saber back... oh wait! that's just your dislike bar asshole

  • 4:53 Wolowitz!

  • I find 5:12 offensive.

  • i dont know whether to watch your highness or not since on this video natalie portman uses a tongue ( 4:35 ) while on the trailer she uses more clothing so im not sure how it will be on the real movie and if itll be worth watching aka if shell show some skin

  • @jzt26

    My fat and beard resent your comment. Let the fat man keep his beard. Stroking it may be his only source of comfort. [tears]

  • Ijustine @ 2:40 ti 2:43?

  • What's this fuckin' shit?

  • Dropkick Murphys!!!!! :D

  • got that fat fuck with the beard is truly disgusting.

    hit the gym and shave that dead beaver off your face.

  • Oh Natalie....

  • The thumbnail deceived me. 

  • 5:28 Major LOLage.

  • ANDREA RENE. WHAT THE FUCK.

  • idk why people hate on stoners?..

    

  • seriously this wasnt in it i mean there was a scene where she went to bathe but there was only ceetahs shitting cheetos

  • when did she do this ive got the extended uncut version

  • ya know.... that movie was a rly shitty one....... the nick cage one....... i fucking screamed at my mom for making watch it......

  • Dude sounds like Conan.

  • Who's that hot reporter ?

  • Wow.. All I can say is.. "acting school" Please go there.

  • dude move that hair from the bottom of your face and put it on the top of your head ..

  • Please SHAVE dude!

  • 2:41 is that I Justine

  • Oh god she's lokking straight at us stay the hell still. (Strikes gay pose)

  • there was a close up in the film, apparently it was a ass double

  • FUCK OF YOU FAT BEARDED FUCK THIS WASN'T WHAT I EXPECTED! Woman, you get a pass.

  • thank ou for making fun of Nicolas Cage he is a HORRIBLE actor and I dont see the attraction I cant think of one movie he made that couldnt have made better with out him.

  • my penis brought me here......

  • @viplavshukla As did mine.

  • as a matter of fact, 5:12, you fucking whore, i smoke pot every day. and i watched this whole episode. i dont think im gonna watch it ever again.

  • I saw Natalie Portman and my mind went blank.

  • She's a bag of bones anyway. (Lovely face though)

  • not funny

  • I agree with spyderloco.. Actually read the title ppl.. And why the fuck are you getting offended if you smoke weed.. I smoke it and i am disregarding what they said.. Chill dude

  • Horny men... Read the fukin title... Nowhere in the title does it say that they are going to show naked pictures or porn images.. Geez guys go get laid or get a blow up doll.

    The title clearly states that she "strips down" and that there is a trailer if green lantern.. Doesnt say nude, naked or anything like that.

  • @SpyderLoco yeah

    too bad though right?

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  • gay and im being disrespectful i have a gay friend

  • Ahhh, you got me!

  • natalie portman has a body like a 12 year old boy, i'll pass.

  • Dear youtube friends people like this who show up rick roy and the troll song shit should have there account banned yes? well if you report as SPAM or dislike the video the video will be taken off auto and if you contuine you to do that the ACCOUNT will be bannedyoutube pays to put up videos and if you just post some shit like this youtube are wasting space and money. just a bit of help to get rid of these people who upload garbage:-) thumps up so more people can see

  • @dontforgetme1651435 Then I must be the only seasoned youtuber here.

  • @dontforgetme1651435

    wheres naked Nathalie Portman ????

  • 4:33 Closest we're gonna get :)

  • I'd tap that red-hair

  • ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..­.

  • OK TWiYUBESHITTTTT.....we don´t care about your crap.......no???...please guys vote to prove that we dont care.

  • In the words of your unfunny angry birds... fuck off. You are not funny, neither is your fucked-up show and luring people here with a wrong title is just the most pathetic way of trying to get more clicks. Reported.

  • andria rene, pls take a fat dick...u need one deep in ur pussy. smoke weed ery day attention span is amazing except when im listening to ur verbal bile... ur a stupid cunt, get a real job. pls dnt hate on weed. ur reporting kills more braincells than thc. disclaimer... thc does not kill braincells, look it up...get fucked andria for all our sakes

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  • die in a fire

  • if ur gonna do some dumb ass joke about stoners put that part at the beginning u misleading cunts. i fucking hate misleading thumbnails. TITS OR GTFO.

  • Am I the only one who expected somthing funny and completely unrelated to the thumbnail when they clicked on it?

  • this is terrible

  • you guys seriously fucking suck.

  • no she was just southern :) 3:40

  • The Beatles RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • damn...

  • uhh... tits?

    

  • This is the reason that youtube needs to include the like/dislike bar with the thumbnail preview XP

  • nicolas cage is the best bitches

  • apparently nobody likes you...

  • Esse tradutor do youtube está bebado...

  • I had to resort to jerking to the little thumbnail. Sigh.

  • If they didn't use Natalie portman as the thumbnail and they had something else as the title then maybe they wouldn't be recieving as many dislikes eh?

  • using the infowars theme song... great

  • Natalie Portman 4:35

  • DIS UKS

  • dont quit ur day jobs

  • @dontforgetme1651435

    everyone?

    

  • holy shit. this is embarassingly awful.

  • LIES... THE LIES!

  • Go to Google images search: goya's ghosts portman nude Turn off SafeSearch

    Picture is in the first few ones...... ...This took me like 15min.. You're welcome.

  • i am a stoner and i did watch that and i was mildly offended, but not really, may god have mercy on your soul, for weed is gods drug

  • i fucking hate you sooo much. FUCK you for making this ridiculous piece of shit you shit human beings.

  • this sucks,i want Natalie

  • i have never been more disapointed with anything ever

  • This show sucks...

  • 1. clicks video

    2. reads comments

    3. presses dislike button

    4. posts comment

    5. moves along

  • @mrlukese ditto

  • 3:42

  • I came here because I was promised a naked Natalie Portman. I was lied. I do not like this. You will hear from my lawyer.

  • why are you doing this show? everyone hates it

  • the like/dislike ratio is a pretty optimistic statement about the quality of this video. I can't bring myself to check, but if this really is the 130th video, I hope for the sake of humanity this is the WORST out there

  • ur show sucks huge dick just like that ginger bitch

    FAGGOT literally ur a huge fag

  • Sorry in advance to all the homosexuals out there... but this is really, really gay.

  • this is not funny

    

  • OMG I came here for the thumbnail and I find a bunch of angry birds and jewish pigs fighting? I WANT THE THUMBNAIL AND I WANT IT NOW!

  • its the only reason people came here. these jerks wasted our time.

  • Bait and switch with the thumbnail and the title. This is a pretty unwatchable video.

  • Gayest shit ever needs to be brought down asap

  • Nat strips at 4:37, rest of the video sucks

  • K, shows that are completely centered on giving a critical analysis are just about the biggest waste of time and money i can think of, for example: the rotten tomatoes, the only thing worth a glance in this video is Natalie Portman's ass......

  • Paused after One Second, and I'm out of here.

  • yeah this show blows but the chick is hot...

  • Woman, you cannot look down on Stoners, and not only because they are more high than you. Its because they at least have better sense when putting their creative minds towards something then you could for this mock news show.

  • @TOUGHEYES Pot doesn't make you creative, it makes you *think* you are creative.

  • @squamish4244 You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. No one wants to hear an ill-informed opinion, so how about you shut up?

  • @GriefMachine You want the truth? You can't handle the truth, man!

  • @squamish4244 I do drugs and i'm a graphic designer. And not a fucking hipster "i'm in graphic design but really i just draw shit while i'm working in starbucks" graphic designer, an actual designer of real graphics. If drugs didn't make me creative, I wouldn't be making money.

  • @GriefMachine Well then my apologies. There are just so many of the former type.

  • wheres the boobies?

  • bad video is bad.

  • Stop making videos

  • you need people who actually know how to write comedy. this is god awful.

  • WOW what the F***..... This is not Natalie portman's ass, you guys get a thumbs down.

  • You've got the fighter! The spirit of the warrior!!! Lol. 

  • if i was a stoner i wouldn't be watching this lame ass vid. which i am, to both. a stoner and watching thise lame ass vid.

    what the fuck

    i only look for the chick, that beard dude can fuck off. shitty shows

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  • Can't decide which loser I hate the most. Think I'm going with the beard guy.

  • how shockingly unfunny.. even by american standards, this is LOW

  • I'm a stoner, and it's not the fact i don't have the attention span to continue watching this video. It just sucks so badly i don't want too. Sorry

  • get shot. in the face.

  • false advertising faggots

  • Arent they just ...the worst?

  • this truely is the worst anything I have ever seen. These two people are just awful.

  • al borland?

  • This is stupid

  • Lon Harris either has very bad comedic timing or his jokes were simply very poorly written. Every one of his punchlines is telegraphed weeks in advance for audience approval before they spill from his beefy face.

  • very misleading

  • here's some advice. have the girl do the news naked and get rid of the fat bastard to her left. then, and ONLY then, your show stands a chance of not sucking like a nuclear vacuum. have a nice day :))

  • i came here to see tits... i expected as so... fuck you.

  • Go to video, dislike, leave.

  • wow that woman is braindead

  • This is the epitome of unfunny.

  • blows

  • thank gawd for the comments. after hte opening clip, i looked at the comments and save myself the misery. where's the naked starlet?? THAT'S ALL I WANT!!

  • i just came on this video cuz i saw a hot naked chic on the thumbnail....

  • this is the worst thing I've ever seen, and I'm high

  • is this suppose to be funny?

  • You shouldn't have put down Green Lantern.... They've got a HUGE FAN BASE, and you just ruined your show by doin so.

  • this show blows. got to a minute flat. then decided to write this comment. the girls kinda hot on opposite day.

  • PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THIS! I am sure you guys got a laugh at yourself being on a youtube channel video, but recycling information from the local news and claiming it as your own source of in-tell is pathetic and a waste. Please discontinue your youtube careers.

    Thank You.

  • now this sucks big time...terrific -.-

  • How do you guys fail this hard at comedy?

  • Does this show suck? Like a Hoover on shag! Nuff sed

  • a-holes

    

  • 3:37 a better question to ask the audience is were you drunk when you decided to make this show? You make the call. Thumbs up if he was drunk.

  • there's this look on the fat one's face after he makes a joke, like at some level he understands he just said something that is simply not funny.

  • fuckin gay

  • I made it 1:09... this blows the onion news network ripoff is not working guys!

  • I made it 1:09... this blows

  • 2:17. Pardon me, EVERYONE wants to see that.

  • Not funny is the new funny. Apparently. This is like a failed version of The Onion.

  • I made it through the first 37 seconds.

    Guys.

    Seriously.

    You need to take a big step back and truly reappraise what you think modern humor is. This stuff is... Oh god. This shit is for the birds. I was reminded of how I felt when I was 9 and couldn't stand obvious jokes.

  • holy shit this is terrible, did you people make this for a retarded 3 year old?

  • this show is fucking terrible, i just spammed the dislike button even though i know its not going to do shit all, please for the sake of the internet, stop.

  • STFU get a better past time then making this bullshit boring crap and tryin to act kool about it. fags.

  • To the ginger woman: tits or gtfo

  • i like your show :D

  • the school at 4:20 is my old high school!

  • one is fat, the other is decent, the show is fucked. please stop for everyones sake.

  • FAGS

  • u suck why do u do this awful piece of shit go 2 hell ur garbage

  • Why are you people still making this show? It's down right awful in every way. I have seen videos of cats sleeping that are more interesting than this crap. It's YouTube, people come here to be entertained, not shot in the face with boredom

  • for your information..i watched this whole video while high.

    waste of my time biotch!

  • mad relllllllellll bad

  • id rather stick a fork in my eyeball while listening to fran drescher laugh for an hour than watch this stupid fucking show

  • Wow. This show really sucks.