@KaristaSwiss Lol, yeah. "It took me years to destroy their self esteem and mold them into outstanding citizens. With you, I don't have that kind of time."
oh erin was kate in love is evol? holy crap! i thought she was a new wife! what a stupid bitch. how could someone do that to titus? i'm 21 and would gladly be with him! he's hilarious and hot as hell! plus he's fucking hilarious! he could totally blend in with my family!!!
ugh...she stole 200K from him?! what a bitch. :O( poor titus. i'm glad he finally found a new and decent girlfriend who has no apparent mental illnesses or substance abuse in her family.
god that show scared me on how much it was like mine lol... "you know, i never hit my kids, instead i took years to destroy their self-esteem and mold them into upstanding citizens....with you, i dont have that kind of time" that is so my dad
wow me too. Except the rolls are kind of mixed up. Titus's dad looks exactly like my grandpa which oddly enough is named Ken and acts the same too. Then the one who plays Nora (erin's Mom) looks and acts like my grandma. I have no comment to how my parents are really.
''This hospital starts to freak me out, did you hear that little girl screaming?'' Altrough you missed 1 of the best in this.. When they're telling Saunta Claus ain't reall to Dave, when he storming out of the room crying :P
man they never showed the one where titus learns to drive when he was like 9 or the one where erin breaks up with titus and her family is in his driveway
I love Ken looking down Kim's cleavage at 7:42
EPC6608 1 month ago
anyone else like Erin's sister?
ManosthehandsofBones 3 months ago 3
@ManosthehandsofBones she is pretty hot. :)
mblood93 3 months ago
I follow u like god. I swear if i cud. I'd pray to u. Shit in Titus name I pray amen!!
polishking50 4 months ago
08:18 he´s so proud! lol
mariale717 5 months ago
Well you know what they don't have in maximum-security prison?
What?
DAAAAAAAD!
XD
Jhertzog83 5 months ago
Honey are you ok
Well I have a slight tickle in my throat and a CAR ON ME!!!
MichaelHansenFUN 8 months ago
"Hello chair!" lmfao!! that's so me when i drink too much!!
seshy88 1 year ago
i love Titus!:) <3
SeptemberByDaughtry 1 year ago
As long as you didnt get it off some dead guy
Thats just..... disturbing lol
blackoutcider 1 year ago
Dave is just like too funny:]! "dude I'm just screwing with you!!" ~ "I know:P"
rawrrimadinocha 1 year ago
REJECTED!!!
Hyan36 1 year ago
does anybody have it with subtitles in spanish? please, please, please
liliana0309 1 year ago
great video man he is so freakin funny
jameses2007 1 year ago
I love the father part "You know whats not in MAXIMUM Security prison.." what? "DAAD"
it took me years to destroy..."{
KaristaSwiss 1 year ago
@KaristaSwiss Lol, yeah. "It took me years to destroy their self esteem and mold them into outstanding citizens. With you, I don't have that kind of time."
SpanishFly120 1 year ago 3
oh erin was kate in love is evol? holy crap! i thought she was a new wife! what a stupid bitch. how could someone do that to titus? i'm 21 and would gladly be with him! he's hilarious and hot as hell! plus he's fucking hilarious! he could totally blend in with my family!!!
missmarlasinger87 2 years ago 7
Hey does anyone know where to find the clip where he talks about his old girlfriend Noel and does "Twas the night before Christmas" spoof?
saphyrgurl 2 years ago
@saphyrgurl just look up norman rockwell is bleeding you'll find it
wesleyv1 1 year ago
@saphyrgurl /watch?v=gMCGEAzdZqw here you go
halloweenfan92 1 year ago
dumb question time: is erin supposed to be the woman he did end up marrying & divorcing in 2006??
Julie101670 2 years ago 2
Yeah, if you watch love is evol, he refers to that, but has to call her kate!
thewizard99 2 years ago 2
Yes. The character was based on his real-life ex-wife. This was before she stole 200k from him.
logansrun1980 2 years ago
ugh...she stole 200K from him?! what a bitch. :O( poor titus. i'm glad he finally found a new and decent girlfriend who has no apparent mental illnesses or substance abuse in her family.
Julie101670 2 years ago
yep
dtravisrt6 2 years ago
yep
SXXXJ90 2 years ago
ya, he mentions her as kate in Love is Evol
SXXXJ90 2 years ago
yes she is... but not with short hair
silviosdemon 2 years ago
Cynthia Wathos is hot.
Autobotsdie 2 years ago 19
"so ill bring them together in love and peace, even if i have to squeeze their co-dependent neck until their pores spew gin"
b0rn2l0se 2 years ago 4
i think my hands broken can i get some medical marijunana Classic
poison737 2 years ago 4
no that ahhhhhhh
Pinkranger87 2 years ago
god that show scared me on how much it was like mine lol... "you know, i never hit my kids, instead i took years to destroy their self-esteem and mold them into upstanding citizens....with you, i dont have that kind of time" that is so my dad
dk5388 3 years ago 5
wow me too. Except the rolls are kind of mixed up. Titus's dad looks exactly like my grandpa which oddly enough is named Ken and acts the same too. Then the one who plays Nora (erin's Mom) looks and acts like my grandma. I have no comment to how my parents are really.
ryoko 2 years ago
"Did you hear that little girl screaming?" lol
Autobotsdie 3 years ago 4
that is the best part, i cant stop laughing about it!
totopos05 2 years ago
I HATE FOX YOU !!!!!!
Pixielilywolf 3 years ago 2
Yo what episode is this? That was sooooo funny. Gatta love the fact that the blande haired lady was the same lady who was in The Drew Carey Show. 5\5
shirleyphelps32 3 years ago
"Oh no i never came up against anything like you in maximum security prison"
"wanna know what they dont have in maximum security prison? Daaad!"
poke9966 3 years ago 4
I always wondered if plots of these episodes really happened.
redremenant 3 years ago
supposedly the stories are so close to the truth that his family had to sign release forms XD
cleek90 3 years ago 22
@cleek90 Actually, there's only about ten percent truth to all of these stories.
angelkitten5679012 1 month ago
18-f. i like this vid
great video sA
KurtBoydVideos 3 years ago
"Look I found a turkey."
"Okay, lets start there."
"Gobble, Gobble, Gobble."
"Nora, could you help me with your daughter?"
"Your father is a foul mouthed son-of-a-bitch."
PieMaster1994 3 years ago 2
I love Titus's dad. He's such an old school hardass like my dad.
BobbyBars14 3 years ago 2
more vid's please
sick911 3 years ago
ITS ALL TITUS. MMMMM CREAMY
ChynaRulz 3 years ago
Hello Chair...
DarkShadow144 3 years ago 3
''This hospital starts to freak me out, did you hear that little girl screaming?'' Altrough you missed 1 of the best in this.. When they're telling Saunta Claus ain't reall to Dave, when he storming out of the room crying :P
Good Video though 5 stars.
SpeedyComent 3 years ago
well u got REJECTED!!! LMAO... XD
dave ROCKS
alsrtkaka 3 years ago 6
DAVE FUKIN ROCKS ASS
tankakid 3 years ago
man they never showed the one where titus learns to drive when he was like 9 or the one where erin breaks up with titus and her family is in his driveway
ivenstorm 3 years ago
i want to see the hole episode..this one was the first that i see
xxTotalpainxx 3 years ago
Ugh, you left out the Santa Claus comment where Dave storms out of the room after they tell him he's not real. Best part of the episode.
BuckeyeFred21 4 years ago
great i really love it! does anyone know where i could download titus season 1 and 2?
Luiscaramba 4 years ago
Check thepiratebay dot org for everything, and anything. And i'm almost certain they have Titus. You must have a torrent downloaders tho.
jakdethe 4 years ago
titu's father kicks ass. every dad should be like him. i don't care if he treats me like crap. I like the verbal abuse!!!
billabam 4 years ago 4
you'll make a great wife for someone one day
pandamalo 4 years ago 7
LMFAO..i guess so..... you want to be my husband
billabam 4 years ago
If you are a girl maybe lol
pandamalo 4 years ago
the horror
gromann 4 years ago
Titus is, or was my all time favorite show, Fox needs to bring it back, it was one of the worst moves they have made.
techmdawg 4 years ago 8
"When I Say Jump" was the funniest 22 minutes in television history. Gut busting laughter!
heyitskevin 4 years ago
"We corrected them. With out fire sticks."
superknuckles 4 years ago 2
"I swear to god man if you dont give me that ring back, I am going to kick your ass."
"Oh no, I never came up against anything like you in maximum security prison."
"Well you know what they dont have in maximum security prison?"
"What?"
"DAAD!!"
SPCcrowley 4 years ago
best part of the video... 7:47 to 8:22
cjvs1604 4 years ago
Definetly, Erin was much hotter with long hair.
Gozar 4 years ago
haha I wish Erin never cut her hair!
RevoluT9naryFilipino 4 years ago
im so pissed that they took this off the air
Coljas 4 years ago 2
same here... now we gotta deal with stupid shit like "THE O.C."
RevoluT9naryFilipino 4 years ago 2
The O.C. is dead (cancelled). Let the resurection of titus begin
the0dd1 4 years ago 2
Hell yeah! I'm with you. Bring back Titus!
VolcanoDestroyer 4 years ago 5
YEAH!
hahadiva 4 years ago
It's great to know you can have a disfunctional family and still be a success. Titus you are my hero.
bettyboop514 4 years ago
awesome
punk313 5 years ago
you are my hero
EDUAR2ORTIZ 5 years ago
Yaaaaay Titus!
Haruhidayo 5 years ago