All these footballers on here are thick as fuck.... Doesnt understand the term 'Signature Dish?'... goes on about his mums cooking! Kevin Davies is the only sane football player judging by these interviews
"What's guarenteed to make you mad.......... Someone stealing my chicken" Surely it would be someone stealing duck from his plate if that is his favourite food?
seems like a nice enough guy..lucky boy as well all those fit girls in the red were looking at him from behind looked like he could have taken his pick!...which i'm sure he did lol
Carlton and Nelson Mandela up the pub... oh yes
mankytoes 2 months ago
All these footballers on here are thick as fuck.... Doesnt understand the term 'Signature Dish?'... goes on about his mums cooking! Kevin Davies is the only sane football player judging by these interviews
paintrain007 6 months ago
"Burning, Burning, BURNT!! How?.. (Eyes go big) By my iron" LMFAO!!!!!
TheOfficialPoet 7 months ago
Burnt by his iron loool!
TheDeadman660 8 months ago
"What's your favourite animal to eat......Duck"
"What's guarenteed to make you mad.......... Someone stealing my chicken" Surely it would be someone stealing duck from his plate if that is his favourite food?
whufcwesthamunited 8 months ago
Poor bloke looks stressed.
TheRandomsReviews 9 months ago
omg he's so goregous and that accent is sexy!
lilmzchoc 10 months ago
don't steal chicken from a black man
oldkid10 1 year ago
LMFAO someone stealing chicken off of his plate. Spoken like a true black man.
Bennetting 1 year ago 3
he has that large grin on face , I can tell he booked a 1500 a night room with all dem chix
cannoir 1 year ago
"omlet" hahaha brill
Cheddarable 1 year ago
After every question he asks him he looks like hes gonna switch BADTIME on him loool
fizikal2008 1 year ago
seems like a nice enough guy..lucky boy as well all those fit girls in the red were looking at him from behind looked like he could have taken his pick!...which i'm sure he did lol
jonouk89 2 years ago
Thats called babes in England...?
uber07 2 years ago
he's surrounded by women
racewalkingrules 2 years ago
cant see nelson mandela gettin too pissed
wolvolad87 2 years ago 3
who were those babes behind him? lol
monobrow112233 2 years ago 3
chatty fella in't he
Chubl3y 2 years ago
baare funny. i met him at fulham when nigeria played rep. pf ireland a couple months ago. got a pic wiv him :)
karizma419 2 years ago
Which Tottenham player would you most like to pass to when one nil up?
grimo 2 years ago 20
hahaha
wolvolad87 2 years ago
The guy's a joker lol
united2oo9 2 years ago
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BMUpper1 2 years ago
Joker, as in a funny person
united2oo9 2 years ago 3
lmao. comedy gold.
i love the way he hits his head thinking for answers.
mike442 2 years ago
he's a great player i'd love to have him at liverpool big centre forward to bosh people bout!! and he's a funny man! hahaha
jonnyelfc 2 years ago
I agree he is great...I'm biased of course but he needs to work on the finishing.
BMUpper1 2 years ago
lmfao that was funny, wot makes you mad? someone steeling chicken of my plate, favourite smell : petrol & wot r u good at making : an omlette
lmfao wota legend
beckyspurs 2 years ago 2
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beckyspurs 2 years ago
petrol lol
dtumahtsew 2 years ago
Don't give a F£$% if he's thick if he can score like the one against Blackburn
sagahammer 2 years ago 4
damn fackin right mate
Goodair05 2 years ago
Footballer + Thick equals fucking Inevitable
blahblop123 2 years ago
Footballer + Thick = Shock.
West Ham or not, he deserves to be put in the stocks for his sitcom comment.
"What's your favourite sticom?" "Heroes." "Is that a sitcome?!" "I dunno".
'Kin 'ell.
e3hammer 2 years ago
I dont think Defoe even knew what a sitcom was, lol.
Bloodstreaks 2 years ago 10
@Bloodstreaks
Defoe?
TheWhufc1966 2 months ago
What's your signature dish? My mums african cooking. What a rem.
richoman1 2 years ago
someone stealing chicken from my plate! haha
tube5cully 2 years ago 6
seems like a nice guy.
alipindahouse123 2 years ago 2