MST3K - Hobgoblins (part 7)

[CaliforniaTD]

Jesus, that band's like an extremely crappy Killing Joke tribute band.

[PercyShaw81]

Next time I play in a restaurant I'm going to sing the specials and restroom locations and post as a video response here!

[PsychoticLoner]

@PercyShaw81

That I look forward to!

[PercyShaw81]

Where's your scum?!

[KaristaSwiss]

Donkey Mud wrestling :-o OH my :-o

You're the expert on that :-) 2:50

[CAFlNATOR]

So in this part of the movie, we've established that the main characters entered a club and the club was playing a song. In other words, this movie's idea of exposition.

[IggyHazard]

If pig liquor isn't your thing, try pork soda.

[paladindarknite]

@IggyHazard primus?

[IggyHazard]

@paladindarknite "Grab yerself a can o' pork soda! You'll be feelin' just fine. Ain't nuthin' quite like sittin' round tha house...swiggin' down them cans o' swine!" XD

[slickksmith]

at 6:20 the singer responds to Servo by saying "The restrooms are on your right"

[MyHairIsAbnormal]

Hehe, I like the song. It's called Kiss Kickers

[tlrledbetter]

The voice of Cosmo is in this movie?! ...Wow. Rough start to a career, huh? Thank God he got better.

[Igarappappa]

Do I even want to know what the hell "Donkey Mud Wrestling" is a metaphor for? 

[Igarappappa]

Go Hobgoblins!

[PerryPlanet]

"Wet T-Shirt contest?"

"I could win that!"

FISH PICKER! WOO!

[neosoc]

Interesting fact: The creepy Emcee is played by the same guy who voiced Cosmo in the Fairly OddParents, and GOTO in Star Wars KOTOR 2

[Igarappappa]

@neosoc Oh my God! XD

[Igarappappa]

@neosoc Oh my God! XD

[GatorBaby06]

so Mikey from Teenage Strangler grew up and got a job as an emcee lol? -- I like Mike and the bots tried so hard to off ourselves during the movie. This movie Manos, Squirm, Werewolf, Gamera(all), Pod People, Space Mutiny, and the Final Sacrifice were all made for MST3K. Without MST3K they would be downgraded to an F- movie imo

If Mike and the bots ever misbehave again (cross my fingers for MST3K to come back) Pearl should make them watch Hobgoblins 2, Twilight, Daddy Day Camp, & Gigli

[ancientsociety79]

This makes me want to dig out my extensive Adam Ant collection.

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

when the guy started saying wet t shirt, i thought it was crow talking

[KrillinGoku]

I lost it during the "Fish Picker, swiss knicker, lint kicker, Pig liquor" song. Easily the funniest moment of MST3K for me.

[DamianWayne777]

Well....seven parts in and my will to live has completely faded away. Goodbye to you all.

[KillinNatziBusiness]

I found myself completely hypnotized by the people "dancing" it was like a bunch of epileptics having a group seizure.

[GatorBaby06]

@KillinNatziBusiness same here they tried so hard to act entertained -- the reality of this movie doused out that flame

[KillinNatziBusiness]

@GatorBaby06 Thank god for MST3K. Otherwise this movie would just be a skid mark of insanity instead of the unintentional lulz it is.

[GatorBaby06]

@KillinNatziBusiness too true lol. I have to call in sick to work anytime i try to revisit an episode

[progrockcoffee]

Lol, the voice of Cosmo, Mr. Turner, and Jorgen von Strangle is the M.C. of Club Scum.

[MrBuch169169]

So 'Club Scum' only serves rough biker types and mud-wrestlers... and yet their emcee is a camp, made-up guy in a fancy suit?

[takerfan333]

Iced chicken? Pig licker? Fish Picker!

[devospud]

Apparently the real name of the song is Kiss Kicker, but I still like Fish Picker better.

[89Animeknight]

2:28 HOLY ANIME THAT'S DARAN NORRIS! HOW COULD A GREAT ACTOR LIKE HIM BE IN A WORST MOVIE!?

[Unwyze]

I still think it was "Fist Kicker"

[InterEDGE]

is this one of those movies thats just as famous for its great soundtrack?

nyeh!

[MSW86]

You know, I actually would like to see "A Club Scum Christmas". Fun for the whole family. 

[scitsalcoryp]

Stupidest movie ever...Thank God for mst3k to put this trash in its place

[Tankurtle]

@scitsalcoryp what about this island earth?

[scitsalcoryp]

@Tankurtle Have never seen it..seen the monster it is pretty silly..looks like they put a lot of work into it tho lol

[Tankurtle]

@scitsalcoryp Dude. This Island Earth is so bad that it's not even a Mst3k episode. It's The MST3K Movie.

[scitsalcoryp]

@Tankurtle Yeah I knew it was the movie..shoot it must suck freakin rocks royal to have been crowned worthy of the movie status . Since I cant find it on YT is it worth trying to hunt down and shell out money for on ebay ?

[Tankurtle]

@scitsalcoryp Heck No. That movie so bad that mst3k makes go from 0 stars to 1. Just go to netflicks. it's on the watch instantly list.

[scitsalcoryp]

@Tankurtle HAHAHA Funny...You got me thinking about bad movies I got one better for you..its from an asshole named Steven Spielberg and it is called ET . Perhaps you have heard of it , WORST movie and waste of 2 hours in my life, it makes this movie look like an epic . Sorry if I offended you..perhaps I am being too harsh...Nah it sucks . Strangely enough Close Encounters was a good movie . I could just see a bunch of fat fucks with cigars in their faces telling Spielberg that he needed to milk

[scitsalcoryp]

@Tankurtle ( continuation ) the alien concept a bit more but this time make it a " childrens " flick , when in actuality it is a film for no-one , except Spielberg . Pure sickening rot . Him and Lucas are quite the overrated pair of money stealers and time wasters . Sorry for so much vitriol....LOLOL

[Kendorager]

Somebody should put together a compilation of all the rotten MST3K songs...this, California Lady, Americans for America (let's send all the Indians back to Africa), and all the others.

[Miolnir1976]

I can't believe they mentioned "The Harder They Come."  It's an old school Jamaican flick with Jimmy Cliff.

[mrgb46]

So,Daphne didn't give all the wallets to Nick,since he is the supposedly more macho guy of the bunch,right? Why the geeky guy in the pink shorts? They're trusting him?? Ooooooookkk....

[ArmorArmadillo]

@Daelock No she doesn't, I checked

[rayden120]

this scene really makes me want to go clubbing the director of this film where is he

[kapsi]

"Okay, how many fake IDs do you want" - this movie is funny at times.

[AstralPixie]

"Yes girls this is the only way to make your boyfriends like you"

"When does the Poetry Slam start?"

[HayesAJones]

"You know, this film really makes me want to go clubbing... THE DIRECTOR OF THIS FILM! Where is he?"

"Wow, you can see her armpits and everything! See?"

[pardyhardly]

Did anyone else notice that the doorman was one of the hillbilly rapists in "Pulp Fiction"?

[montyburns9999]

@pardyhardly Apparently a lot of people did... look at the top comment.

[sokarsfleet]

Club Scum Is a soup kitchen for homeless people

[gussiejives]

You're complete filth, get in there.

[TheCrazyTalkKid]

It's like Salacious Crum multiplied. The puppets suck, too. 1000 pts to anyone who has a clue what I'm talking about.

[thejoexman]

@TheCrazyTalkKid The shrieking little imp that was with Jabba the Hut in Return of the Jedi...God, I have no life

[Ashkihyena]

Crow: Part of me is laughing, you know, the part of me that hates life.

[massefect942]

were is my scumm its in my scumm engine

ITS THE GODDESS OF LUST!!!!!!!!!!!

[RainshadowDesert]

EE-MEE!

[RainshadowDesert]

It's a club scum Christmas.

[RainshadowDesert]

"Where's your scum?"

"Hey, it's Debbie, one of the Scum Girls."

"Iced chicken?"

[devospud]

2 people enjoy pig liquor

[gigglesilly17]

Dont PARK IN THE ALLY OR YOULL GET TOWED xD

[ObiWanBillKenobi]

Fish Picker!

[PaperbackWizard]

I have a theory: the band funded the entire film, which explains both the low budget special effects AND why they were allowed to perform an entire "song".

[cloudcutter81]

the only explanation i can think of this that the guys making this movie thought they could make a movie with even less a buget than troma.

[HoserSaysWhat]

Wow this movie really is hell; if Mike was watching without riffing, it would be the movie that drove him insane

[armbullet]

The guy at 2:27 sounds a lot like Bill Corbett!

[jekblom123]

SHIT KICKER I think

[chestveeg]

This is classic! The movie is so bad anyone can make fun of it. It's so bad it's good

[Theburn77]

"Well you're the expert on that." Ouch! Nice one Crow.

[thegirlnextdork]

So Kevin is a 20-year old homeowner working as a security guard?

[Kinemacolour]

Fish Picker!

[tennispink]

"Ivan Lendl look-alike night?" LMAO

[DAVIDInitiative]

This scene makes me want to go clubbing... the director of this film!

[lonelysith66]

Whenever I look at this movie, I think to myself, How in the Hell did I survive this decade?!

LOL XD

[familyphotoshoot]

CHORD CHORD CHORD CHORD CHORD CHORD OTHER CHORD

[legopat88]

4 goofy grapes

[ApacheMan2K]

Did you know that emcee from Club Scum was Daran Norris, a voice actor?

[flyingzombie1]

"Satan's on the phone!"

"He's singing us the menu! That's great."

"This is a Woody Guthrie song, right?"

[swlabr413]

Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawwwwwk!!!

[illuminatioracle]

oh, it's a club scum christmas

[KaristaSwiss]

2:26 Classic "You're the expert :) 

[LeZBoHProductions]

SO the blonde chick who thinks shes hott is ugly and the prude brunette is actually pretty hott

[paladindarknite]

@LeZBoHProductions 8os vers. of eve lawrance

[blakiecakes419]

Is it strange if I actually kind of like the song at 4:30?

Fish Picker!

[femoman]

As it turns out, the song is in fact called "Kiss Kicker"

[Plasticsoul]

@femoman I like "Pig Licker" much better.  Even "Fish Picker" or "Pig Liquor" is better

[loverboyz901]

Why is Boy George hosting a nightclub?

[amcint01]

7:56 - They got that reaction by showing him the final cut of the movie.

[ClamThingy]

Club scum?! I'm sure any one of us could have thought of a better name.

The Pit

Skid Row

Purgatory

Club High school lunchroom

And Uncle Charlie's celebration castle

[LilSpielbergNY]

FISH PICKERS!!!!!!

[criggs187]

"Oh, I'm sorry. The donkey mud wrestlers are supposed to use the... rear enterance."

Crow: "Well you're the expert on that."

[doombuggy123]

Oh man, I'm diggin' the lady in yellow's dance moves in 6:30 - 6:40

[djargus]

Yeah, "Club Scum!" So why are there lunch ladies serving tater tots back there?!?

[fyiab]

I'm pretty sure they are saying "dick licker.' And Basque Separatist rock?! Wha? I didn't hear of that when I was in Bilbao.

[annamariah]

I love everything about the Club Scum scenes. The crappiness is so endearing, especially all the burnouts pretending to enjoy Amy's "striptease."

[bLuDcLoT06]

scumming in the streets

[BlueEyes7452]

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT OUR DRINK SPECIALS TONIGHT.

DON'T PARK IN THE ALLEY OR YOU'LL GET TOWED.

WHILE I'M UP HERE, LET ME POINT OUT THE RESTROOMS.

[OonaCanute]

chord chord chord chord chord chord other chord

[Gigrantula58]

Take the kids to Club Scum Playland.

[Marioofsevenstars]

Shes pleasing to all Seven guys in the club.

[christimacc]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I just had to get that off of my chest. Thanks.

[ctdsnark]

For those of you who came here from the un-MST3Ked version of "Kiss Kicker 99",the song starts at 3:53.

[ossicle]

"I would not want pig liquor."

SO many great lines in this one!

[kevinkalypso]

this is one of those movie that is only famous for their great soundtrack

[ChannelWT]

I've watched all the parts of this movie up to here, and this is the one that finally made me feel physically like I needed to vomit. It's currently the only movie to ever have that effect for me.

MST3K makes it at least possible to survive it ... but it still causes pain! That's the mark of a truly abominable movie, right there.

[OzzyFan87]

@ChannelWT Dude, there is no better way to put it. 100% agree with you.

[spacechief101]

Roadrash is the the rapist in pulp fiction

[MegaHAnzIV]

@spacechief101 correction: he was the pawn shop owner who kidnapped people for the rapist :)

[JollyJollies22]

@MegaHAnzIV Yes, but I believe it was implied in the movie that both characters were rapists.

[ElvenRaptor]

@ spacechief And the DJ went on to have a successful voice over career.

[johnnyo3535]

@spacechief101 quite an upgrade

[Daelock]

@spacechief101 And the waitress voices Harley Quinn in the Batman cartoons.

[Gigrantula58]

@Daelock The creepy MC guy voices Cosmo from "The Fairly Oddparents".

[Daelock]

@Gigrantula58 Very weird how many minor characters in this went on to have actual careers.

[kamdan2011]

They do sound alike, but that's not her.

[Daelock]

@kamdan2011 I knowwwwww! She was actually once credited on IMDb, but I guess that was a mistake they've since rectified.

[mahound9]

@spacechief101 Yeah! he plays Maynard. 

[lissun]

Hey Marge SImpson!

[DemiSonic]

Funfact! The gay MC at 2:32 is the voice of Cosmo in Fairly Oddparents!

[pigeongirl]

@DemiSonic Really?! BA HA HA HA.

[fledermaus81]

"Ok, then: 4 Goofy Grapes."

[fledermaus81]

"Rick Sloane pioneered the 'standing in a stiff line near the trouble light' shot."

"Hehheh... part of me is laughing, actually... the part of me that hates life."

[ScroggsOVision]

Anyone else recognize Roadrash as Maynard from Pulp Fiction?

[watda74]

2:49 Crow's delivery's f***in' GOLD! X-D

And I know it's been said many times, many ways...FISHPICKER!!!

[dbqsparty]

Our special tonight is poached go-to-hell.

[trapadoored]

man the gay guy MC (who later went on to do cartoon voices and be on Ned's Declassified ) sounds SO much like Bill Corbett-it's eerie.

[JimGrim90]

You'd think they'd fit right in at 'Club Scum.'

[ninjawraith17]

PUT MORE CLOTHES ON!

[nut126]

I know this movie doesn't deserve/demand analysis...but how did Amy get the stripping job the same night?

Did the hobgoblins hypnotize the club owners as well as Amy?

I'm just saying that surely Club Scum already had someone headlining that night's scumminess

[InterEDGE]

WHERES YOUR SCUM!

[locke103]

@KonataFanGrl a long time ago, in a hick town far, far away.

also, your username = autowin.

[pretorious700]

this movie is like an extended barbed wire enema

[ChaoticYak]

Don't park in the alley or you'll get towed!

While I'm up here let me point out the restrooms!

[elfinfluff]

Okay, I'm just going to throw it out there: i liked the "I'll limp" joke. It's kinda Groucho Marx-esque.

Rest of this abomination is crap, though.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

2:15: Amy Winehouse, the early years.

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

Pig Sticker 4EVER WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[hpridgen131]

Even with the MST commentary, I can barely make it through the rest of the movie at this point because it's so damn boring.

[SGTxBingus]

This movie is almost so bad that the riffing doesn't make up for it

[JollyJollies22]

3:13 "Oh would you just shut up okaaaaaaaaay?!" Great dialogue.

[Wyatt19961212]

Song is Better then the movie though lol

[Firesidetalker]

This movie's budget was obviously stealing a camera and bribing people with beer to make puppets and use locations.

[agrus001]

billy mays is the bouncer?

[Shinchibi]

@agrus001

Sadly, yes. Working at a place like Club Scum was one of Billy's lows in life. This was before Oxyclean entered his life.

Mays Returned years later with two holsters full of Oxyclean. Now the "Club Scum" is just called "Club".

[ChaoticYak]

Part of me is laughing. The part of me that hates life.

[OzzyFan87]

"Pig liquor/licker I think. So a man who licks pigs, or perhaps liquor made from pigs."

[BeeDub57]

2:43 "Oh, I'm sorry. The donkey mud wrestlers are supposed to use the rear entrance."

"Well, you're the expert on that."

[northumberlandview]

2:00 on the right. It's Amy Winehouse!

[pretorious700]

the 80's make the 90's look like the 60's

[GotGame1000]

GREATEST BAND EVER sarcasm at work

[couchfort]

DONKEY MUD WRESTLING?!

[PinguimMarco]

Ny!

[Theburn77]

hey! marge simpson!

[ForceMaximus84]

Could swear they say, "Butt Licker" at 6:32.

[ForceMaximus84]

I could swear they say "Butt Licker" at 6:32.

[reflection95]

Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome...

[theSuperMetroid]

anyone else hate how that blonde chick thinks she's hot stuff when really she's fucking gross?

[OzzieOlin]

@theSuperMetroid No joke. I'd rather stick my dick in one of the hobgoblin puppets.

[Nackles]

@theSuperMetroid -- Her bf also has a certain greasy je ne sais quoi. I don't think I'd care to sit on a chair after either of them has vacated it.

[SubmarinerAndroid]

@theSuperMetroid She reminds me of Ann Coulter

[rexsteel]

7:48 Ni, nice monty python reference

[djninjaturtle]

This movie was made by extremely religious people, wasn't it?

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

This makes me want to go club... the director of this movie!

3:25 - Cliff, stop clearing your voice already! And you have court tomorrow, remember?

[xebek]

2:25 - brain guy's cousin?

[amcint01]

Oh my god...this particular part of the movie is beyond sickening. The attempts at sounding cute, the shitty 80s rock, and the mere fact that there may be a copy of this movie out there without mike and the bots honestly makes my stomach churn. The horrors which people are capable of...

[ChaoticYak]

Chord. Chord. Chord. Chord. Chord. Chord. Other chord. Chord. Chord. Chord. Chord.

[InterEDGE]

i bet these actors were paid in coupons

[OzzyFan87]

I've seen better films from the media class students at the high school.

[changyimei]

"Part of me is laughing, the part of me that hates life."

"Ah my insulum" As a diabetic I wish I could drink it rather then shoot it :P

[murdock283]

Oh, and nice "Cabaret" reference at 3:21. He does kinda look like the Master of Ceremonies. XD