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  • White women behave the way they do when dealing with others, especially those in customer service, because their husbands are whipped and they wrongly assume every other person will treat them the same way. It can get dangerous for them at times.

  • @fmoham01 sounds a lot like kate gosselin lol. sad part is that the media and everyone else is under her grasp O_o.

  • WOW- Tommy Davidson is still working? Somebody told me a while back that he had AIDS. The crazy rumors in this city...

  • White People to the rescue!

  • IS he cross eyed or does he do that to accentuate the sheer stupidity of what he just said? (no offense, i mean stupidity in a good way)

  • @DjDafader second option :)

  • true white people are the nicest...but also the most racist.

  • Has this been uploaded before...?

  • Why is his white woman impersonation of a white woman that is always cockeyed? What's funny is that I have seen about 2 or 3 white women in my entire life. 

  • @imasonfree how is that funny...

  • @MaaNonu123 Because his white woman is always cockeyed like it is common, but all I have ever seen is like 3...I thought I made that perfectly clear in my initial comment. Maybe, I didn't...Or maybe, you are just slow.

  • @imasonfree you said what's funny is that I have seen about 2 or 3 white women in my entire life..., and I'm just thinking, what's funny about seeing 2 or 3 white women your entire life.

  • @MaaNonu123 Oh, so you are slow? Ahahahahahahahaha...I thought common sense would...You know what, fuck it. That's so stupid, I don't even feel like I need to explain it. lol...Only seen 2 or 3 white women my entire life? Is that even possible?! You didn't go, "well that couldn't have been what he meant"? lmao

  • @imasonfree that's why I was confused, i thought you lived in a country that has no whites or something

  • White Woman: "Excuse me? Where is your manager? NO! WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER?! I ant to speak to them NOW!"

    Black Woman: "ESCOOSY! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING MANAGER?! NO! I WANT MY SHIT NOWW!"

  • creeeeam cornnnn

  • Actually I would argue that it's "black woman to the rescue". If you're in line and there are no cashiers and no managers, you can BE SURE that a black woman will get pissed and step out.

    BLACK WOMEN TO THE RESCUE.

  • @blahblahblahman they don't really help, they just complain, and yell.....ALOT

  • @wafeman17

    ...Wasn't that the point of this video? I don't...follow...

  • @blahblahblahman im just saying black women usually complain for themselves while the white women are usually concerned about all the customers

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  • you are not very nice lady...

  • every bit he does involves being cross-eyed for some reason

  • @ohnoIvebeentricked it adds to the humor.

  • @ohnoIvebeentricked Everyone has a trademark...!

  • white women? i think you mean white women in america

  • My grandmother. >.> Especially at fast food places. 

  • didnt know Mos Def was a funny man

  • I'm gonna wait to 00:00:00, then I'll call my teacher and ask if the test was tomorrow.

    >:)

  • Reminds me of those stringy-necked skinny New York Jewish ladies at an upscale grocery in Pasadena CA BWAhhahahahah

  • My mother is the exact opposite, anything happens and she always tells us 2 stay out of it.

  • These videos are way TOO SHORT !!

  • @gabrielpedroso92 stay strong my brother

  • You just described my mother...

  • this guy looks familiar but i cant place what tv show or movie i saw him on

  • @lemans24fan He came out of "In Living Color" A MadTV precursor that also introduced J.Lo, Jamie Foxx, The Wayans Family, and Jim Carey. After that he became a pretty big name in comedy during the late 80s early 90s. Crazily enough, at one point, he was at "Bobby Lee" status: everyone, white black young and old, at least heard of him. But by 1997 he was already "that guy from the thing". Your post is like a warning sign to comics "Save your money! in 10 years, no one will know you existed!"

  • @1blackone i understand what you're saying but you forget that he didnt completely completely fade out by after 97'.remember he played the voice of the father on Disney Channel's 'Proud Family' which starred Kyla Pratt, and other well known actors. it's original run was from 01' to 05' and it's actually still in syndication. i think of that show like That's So Raven and Hannah Montana in my book lol. it was really good. so i would say only in like the last five years has he kind of fell off :\

  • @lyricist91 Oh yeah i remember that phase. It was a trend of that time for the A&B list black stars to get in some kinda cartoon/kids show. Cosby had "Little Bill", that rapper Master P(remember him lol?!) and his kid had a show, and everyone from the Roots to Maya Angelou were doing guest spots on that PBS Lion muppet show. But still you gotta admit , 5 seasons then syndication in a kids show on basic cable is a relative fall off from the heights Tommy Davidson reached in his prime.

  • @lemans24fan In Living Colour

  • He actually sounded like my male teacher lol!

  • OMG!!! That's my mom every time we got to Walgreens!!! "What is this bullshit!!! How long have you been in this line?!?" LOL

  • that was funny

  • he just described my mom...

  • LOL Yeah, sometimes you dont even want help

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  • Oh God that's my mum! XD

  • wait wait wait

    so white women are friends but white ladies are bitches

  • @supermigit999 correct

  • This is all bullshit. He is just trying to get some tail from a fat white chick in the club. White women aren't shit. Asians are way better in every way.

  • @CopsUrMasterAndLord Dude, he's just joking, don't take it too seriously

  • @dominic2255 I don't get why people think white women are so great. Really they are the worst women. They are usually overweight. They have no self-esteem which makes them act crazy. If you want a hot white chick go to Russia or eastern Europe. American and British women are so sloppy.

  • @CopsUrMasterAndLord Once again, it's just a joke, you're not supposed to take it seriously

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  • "I'm going to Home Depot...I'm sure I can find some bullshit over there." BAAAHAHAAA LMFAO I've noticed that....I just saw this white women curse out some Mexican dude at Best Buy the other day. The skit reminded me of that scene.

  • Hahahahahahahah so true and funny!!!

  • White women are super heroes!

  • this is totally true though...i used to work retail and I saw this a lot lol

  • @retro9Anime me too lol.

  • @retro9Anime dude...i haven't worked in a fucking store ever and i still saw this A LOT...i feel bad for people like you having to deal with bullshit all god damn day.

  • @retro9Anime me tooo ugh all of them complained 

  • This sounds kind of like me Xo... weird...

  • press the 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 to make a rap end it with 8

  • press the 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 to make a rap

  • This is so funny and true!

  • He old as Shit

  • He's talking about my mother lmao

  • Over 95% of workplace deaths are men.

    Over 99.4% of war deaths are men.

    But sure, women keep society running.

  • @Razlo5000 ummm wtf kind of comment is tht? -_-

  • @Razlo5000 so 'cos more wen die at work and near enough the only people in the army are men they keep society running?

    That makes no sense.

  • @theomega616

    You make no sense. I can't even understand your comment.

    Every brick you see is there because MEN put it there.

    Computers, something which has radically changed every facet of life, are designed, built & maintained by MEN.

    Same with cars, planes, telephones, & the homes we live in.

    Society itself formed only because men chose to stay w/ their women in hopes of giving their offspring a better chance at survival.

  • @Razlo5000 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were a logical human being, turns out your just a massive sexist.

    I know of female brick layers, female computer programmers, female mechanics and engineers etc.

    But no, you think men are the only ones who built and worked 'cos the only thing women can do is make food and the place look tidy ... grow up.

  • @t

    How is ANY of the facts I stated above sexist? They aren't sexist at all. Instead of hitting the "hater" button like a PC leftist coward, why don't you actually think & respond, dumbo?

    Are there women masons, computer programmers, mechanics & engineers?-sure. However there are OVERWHELMINGLY MORE males in these professions. Additionally, since over 95% of workplace deaths are men, it is quite clear who is stepping up & who is stepping aside when the going really gets tough. Not sexist, FACT!

  • @Razlo5000 So it's not that guys are clumsy morons? It's that there men ... they get killed 'cos it's manly to be killed.

    I hope your trolling up a storm 'cos your coming off as a massive dolt.

    You can tell your American, 'cos only Americans call people political insults..... Another reason why I think your American is 'cos your the kind of moron the media loves to ask easy questions to ....

    "Every brick you see is there because MEN put it there."

    "Are there women masons? ...... Sure"

    =/

  • @t

    Not only are you an idiot you're a misandric one at that. Men are not the majority of workplace deaths because they are "clumsy morons". Men are the majority of workplace deaths because they do the more hazardous jobs essential to maintaining society that come with greater risks. OBVIOUSLY. All 343 firefighters killed on 911 were men. Were they all "clumsy morons"?

    You're clearly the massive dolt here, not me.

    I'm not American. Using "isms" to Avoid arguments is characteristic of leftists.

  • @Razlo5000 Your just so painful to talk to. You make no sense at all.

    Women don't do dangerous job's then like 2 lines later but women do dangerous jobs they just don't die. WHAT!?

    Either men are clumsy morons or women die at work as well 'cos men and women can do the exact same dangerous jobs.

  • @t

    Your ignorance is what is painful. You do your indoctrinators proud.

    The overwhelming majority of dangerous jobs are done by men. Those FEW women who do work alongside these men might share the same job title but they arent doing the exact same jobs. Since I clearly need to cut your meat for you, that means that when the shit hits the fan, these women step aside & allow the men to assume THEIR responsibilities.

    Men & women CAN'T do the exact same jobs. Thats a politically correct LIE!

  • @Razlo5000 Holy shit, arrogance pours out of you doesn't it?

    A moot point would be calling somebody ignorant, unless you know everything about everything your ignorant.

    You can think women just "aw shucks, we lil me could never think of doin somethin so mighty dangerous. Oh Hank be a doll and do that far lil old me" but it's not true. You saying it doesn't make it so, I have seen women do the most dangerous jobs in the world just fine ... there was even a TV programme about it!

  • @t

    I clearly know a hell of a lot more about this than you do.

    It is a well known fact that women shy away from jobs with higher risks & hazards. It is also a well known fact that women who are in these higher risk jobs don't assume the same risks & aren't doing the same jobs their male counterparts are.

    Newsflash dumb-dumb, nothing airs on TV or stands in the media without the feminist stamp of approval.

    Again, you're an indoctrinated pawn & you do your masters proud.

  • @Razlo5000 Of course you know more than me, you know more than everyone.

    While your believing that, I will live in the real world....

    Delusions of grandeur.

  • @t

    Not everybody, just you.

    "... there was even a TV programme about it!"

    Somebody who says something THAT ignorant, isn't living in the real world.

  • @Razlo5000 Remember what I said about ignorance, go and read it again.

    Ah fuck it, your beyond hope. Get with the times ...

  • @t

    Totally non-argumentative bullshit. STANDARD!

    Why don't you turn off your damn TV & get a grasp on REALITY. Take the red pill & embrace that reality regardless of how politically incorrect it may be. Quit being an indoctrinated PAWN!

    -”Gender Norming-Thats Army speak for the handicapping system they use to help female recruits make it through training."-IRAQ War vet.

    I can provide MANY more quotes like that which prove MY point & YOUR ignorance.

    See that? Thats called SHOWING UP!

  • @t

    And as for shows depicting women doing men's jobs, you can guarantee the cameras stop rolling whenever these women fuck up or need a man to do a task for them. If you've ever really WATCHED shows like these, you'd see all their male colleagues protect these women from harm & look out for them like father figures. If they didn't, these women wouldn't be able to do the tasks they're being paid to do & they'd likely put everyone else in serious risk.

  • @Razlo5000 OOOOh pulling out the big guns, quotes .... FROM A WAR A LIFE TIME AGO, WHEN MEN DID ALL THE WORK AND WOMEN STAYED AT HOME .... just like the same time period your living in.

    I am in reality 'cos you say I am not and you are doesn't make it true.Talking to you is like talking to a terrorist, they have all the belief in the world they are right, but there not and it's impossible to convince them of that.

    You can keep going if you like but your still wrong,

  • @t

    The Iraq war is an ongoing war that began in 2003 you unbelievable idiot. 8 years might be a "lifetime" to you because you probably just turned 8 years old.

    What time period are you living in again?

    If I'm wrong about anything, feel free to provide evidence of that you mentally incompetent piss-ant. I back everything I say w/ statistics & quotes. You however, had to smear all men as "clumsy morons" to make your argument.

    You're too low functioning to debate with adults, you little puke.

  • @Razlo5000 Awww, you mad bro? You sound mad.

    Nothing funnier than a pissed off moron.

  • @themoron

    I'm mad as the hatter.

    "I am in reality 'cos you say I am not and you are doesn't make it true."

    "pulling quotes .... FROM A WAR A LIFE TIME AGO."

    First of all, "'cos" isn't a word dumb-dumb. You don't even know what wars are currently being waged, but you claim to have a greater grasp on reality?! Thats rich.

    Are you a complete dumbass? You sound like a complete dumbass.

  • @Razlo5000 Your intelligent and well-spoken rebuttal is one of a kind on Youtube and I applaud you, good sir.

  • tough crowd

  • 45 got damn minutes

  • " I'll take care of this BULLSHIYET ".. LOL!

  • When he shouted HELLO he sounded like Jim Carey!

  • @sonofthedestroyer Are you saying Jim Carey is a white woman

  • @sonofthedestroyer Well they used to work together :)

  • Cool, jokes about white people. Somebody should of thought of this before

  • @longliveE at least it's not the one about "white people who don't spank their kids".

  • I'll take care of this bullshit.His eyes lol

  • this guy really likes to joke about white women

  • Love how they can be fucking bitches and heroes.

  • Hello! Help these gaddaym paypaaall

  • Why is it when he imitates white women he's crosseyed? LMFAO.

  • its so true...mostly moms are the ones to speak out.

  • thats my mom right their. WHITE WOMEN TO THE RESCUE!

  • Never met a woman like this in my life and I live in one of the the whitest countries on earth. Fucking Americans...

  • @MrWrof He is talking about our country dick head.

  • @MrWrof

    That's cuz you live in Denmark. Where it's civilized. America is a different county. White ppl in america are not the same as white ppl you run into everyday. Same for most races.

  • @chefawkes lol i live in Denmark too, and i see those women all the time

  • omg so true, guilty! hilarious

  • lol he is tooo funny!

  • SON OF A BISH, WHERE'S DA MANAGER!!!!

  • That shit was soooo funny and true white woman are so helpful

  • wow i didnt realise there were people who have no life that they go through comments and send me offensive comments when i was just expressing my opinion

  • @plungeybabie you must me new to youtube this place is filled with crybabies and idiots...lol

  • Now of course he's making it humurous

    And ten times more dramatic

    But some white women do be like that lol

    It's a good thing (:

  • i love those white women!!!!

  • this was some funny shit

  • what the fuck this dawg is 47 o.O'. Brothers do know how to stay fresh and young.

  • "Im headin to Home Depot. Surely I can fight some bullshit over there" lol

  • SON OF A BITCH!!!

  • awesome, more race/gender jokes....

  • This is fucking hilarious.

  • 45 god damn minutes? unbelievable.

  • That's exactly like my mother, always raging for the manager haha, actually makes me really embarrassed lol

  • haha this is so true. has anyone ever seen that show on abc, what would you do? it's always some white woman that intervenes.

  • i was a cashier at walgreens and every race pissed me off even my race it doesnt matter

  • @gamervgd wow!! EVEN your own race???? you are such a good person..ubelievable..

    i dont think your smart enough to notice that I am using sarcasm here..so I just said it...

    please for the sake of mankind.. lock yourself up.. think for ten years..and then come out.

  • @charlyblues lmao sorry that did sound retarted. ill head to my cell...

  • @gamervgd

    ha, its al good, just by how you reacted i know your cool.

    peace.

  • fuck crack

  • this is racist and not funny, im a fan of dave chappelle he is racist but hes hilarious

  • @plungeybabie

    Here's an idea: perhaps you're just a stud

  • @braydenbeautiful shes a white cracker

  • @plungeybabie

    slavery is racist...invading other countries and ruining their land is racist..police hitting non white people is racist.. calling every Arab a terrorist is racist..

    This..? this is a joke..you dumb fuck.

  • @plungeybabie This isn't racist. Anyways Tommy Davidson's adoptive parents are white. He was adopted when he was a baby.

  • @WillGotti it is racist, since when do the majority of white women act like that

  • @plungeybabie As soon as the video starts he even refers to white women as superheroes and says they keep society moving. If you think that's racist you're just being really REALLY oversensitive and bitchy.

  • @WillGotti all i'm trying to say is that it would be funny if it were true, why do you even care, i'm allowed to have my own opinion, making silly little comments trying to insult me just makes you look weak

  • @plungeybabie You can have your opinion but I'm not the only one who thinks it sucks. You're the one who looks weak for being oversensitive and snappy constantly trying to defend your opinion to everyone. You're ignoring 99% of what I'm saying and only seeing bitchy. Cry me a river. I told you that he said he saw white women as superheroes and keep society moving and you STILL complain and feel victimized. He was praising their actions for crying out loud. You really need to grow up.

  • @WillGotti yes i am ignoring what you're saying because you're trying to force your opinion of this video on me, i really dont care anymore, who said that you have to be the defender of all crime jeez

  • @plungeybabie It's not even a matter of opinion at this point. It's just stupid when one person out of a bunch cries racism on a light hearted comedian. Tommy Davidson talks about all sorts of races even his own. Either way whatever, if you're this sensitive you shouldn't watch comedy. Search Russell Peters another light hearted comedian. With your reactions here you should be throughly appalled. Most comedians tackle race in some form. Some touchy some praising. Anyways I'm done here.

  • @WillGotti Paul mooney hits close to home..

    soo i hope one of yall have a tuff humor

  • @13l4CK I like Mooney.

  • @plungeybabie GET OVER IT!

  • @Ripley1156 lol man says the person replying to a comment i made 2 months ago and you were not a part of, did you like sift through all the comments looking for something to argue about? what a weirdo, if you wana argue with me at least make it something worthwhile... like the prohibition of cannabis, lets argue about that...

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  • sooooooooooooooo true XD

  • his white women impression reminds me so much of "Tourettes guy"

  • This shit is so true, white women are awesome.

  • @Galactic123 I agree!!!

  • That's my mom, right there? She doesn't play.

  • this is so true. white women are pretty cool. when i was passing a high school baseball field on my way home from the public library a fly ball cracked my windshield. a white lady walking down the street saw the whole thing an volunteered to help me out! Some parts of America are beautiful that way.

  • lol, he's describing my mom!

  • @Chaaarge is that a good thing? lmao

  • When he does that cross-eyed thing, is it just me or does he looks like Fred? Only this guy is alot more funny...

  • i don't know about the white thing but i think this is funny because i used to work at a call center and i met the kind of people he's talking about. we mostly took calls from pensylvania.

  • 45 GodDamn Minutes.  UN-BELIEVABLE!!

  • Racial humor can be funny when true, but this is pretty stupid in my opinion. Women of all races get pissed off like that. I know because I work in retail in one of the most ethnically diverse areas of the country.

  • haha this is funny because i work at walmart and its true.its like usually the somewhat overweight, seemingly over-privelaged white women too..

  • HES THE PIMP OF THE YEEEAAR!!

  • lmao very true.

  • lol. this is so true. i remember arguing with a white women. she was tryna consult me..cuz i wasn't listening. and she literally got right in my face doing it. and i was all..ahh wtf. lol.

  • Genius! Pure unadulterated genius! Davidson's Illin' in Philly" and the DC shows he did back in the day were classic! Davidson should be a lot more famous than he is.

  • im going to home depot.

  • THE FACE THE FACE

  • Thank you white woman...flies away 

  • His voice sounds like hes tryin to imitate Dave Chapplle.