Man vs Wild - Part 1 - Are You Ready to Survive?!

[fireyoshigalaxy]

this game is complete shit but its funny as hell to watch

[Simplify85]

Game like this could be alright if it was open world sandbox game and it was made properly

[DCDigitalStudios]

So where is the camera crew?

[kyleroben]

if you told me i'd one day watch a Man VS Wild LP I would have told you you were retarded...until now

[daveseo901]

Wait. If some burnt meat is disgusting, why did he have no problem with drinking his pee?

[Sarangchuu]

"I have excellent blowing skills" Thats..what she..said...>.>

[TheRandomness96]

funny intro i believed this lol

[LightCloudxx07]

I wasted an amount of 16:26 minutes of my life

[Sarangchuu]

@LightCloudxx07

And you wasted a little more to write this pointless comment :D

[filon810]

this game is not THAT bad

[hostyle03]

lol this is funny as hell, the shit he says, lmfao,

[maruan0pl]

Hahah "I picked Up SHIT but i don't know what to do with it" hahahaha it made my day

[SantaFishes101]

lol, survivor man is the real-deal, but this.... :l

[emlahay131]

Wow, At First I Actualy Thought It Was Bear That Was Talking. xD

[BeerBotFace123]

Is it me or dose he look like he is wear Cole's outfit from infaumos

[Powell869]

New gave? Better dr- No. I will not stoop to that level.

[neoman121]

9:09.. WTF IT'S A MAGIC TRICK!!! :O

[neoman121]

I love your LP's SO much! there so freaking entertaining. XD Thank you so much!

[Reaper3647]

Lol the whole thing was hilarious

[kepochi1]

why would anyone be embarrassed about buying this game face to face? i r confused

[Revile2nr]

in your intro you sounded like JFK

[epicness242]

The only reason I am watching this is because all sham is doing it

[Saucebottle007]

Ahhh shit my friend walked in and bows he's dared me to play this game! I have to head to EB games on Saturday and ask FACE TO FACE for it......I'm fucked!

[Saucebottle007]

This game is really intelligent it just needs good graphics, animations and it would be golden.

[omoniatisa]

Spirits of adventure..... gotta catch them all ! ! ! hahahaha

[abk276]

FUCK YOU TROUT lol

[HedgieChan]

Yes, Mark, you are Snow White. There will soon be an evil witch to shove apple in your mouth. Then Bear will come save you and the spirit animals will dance in circles happily.

[MegaPk99]

i need a link to game on xbox360

[meufred]

DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!

[mannyco5olman]

Anyone else getting the Chuck Norris Comercial?!?!?!?!

[HedgieChan]

OH FUCK! Wait, it's just a trout...

[mattheog]

i laughed so hard

[bohottie]

Lol your Bear Grylls voice sounds like JFK.

[masterdk200]

you have made me angry that is what i mean :(

[masterdk200]

that was mean I can't belive that you made me and probobly bear grills too :(

[brian18061]

lol funny intro

[PENMAN168]

i know somebody who knows bear grylls. and since they game came out he refused to talk to him.

[ObiWan7154]

He sounds like Captain Price. Or Gaz/Ghost.

[AxjZOne]

WHY DIDNT YOU MAKE HIM FALL OFF THE PLANK SO WE COULD SEE HIM DIE.

[aceboy000]

02:04 did you just unlock a picture of bear without a shirt?

[skyladog2]

jesus christ poor trout:(

[magicturtle102]

my comments are so true

[magicturtle102]

1. you drink pis from a snakes ass whith a filled canteen in your bag 2. you make a stick bed right next to a cabin and 3.you get rescued at your cabin house after going for a helicopter ride... WTF

[jasndk]

I expected the title to be "Are you ready to drink piss?!" or something of that sort. :P

[BlazeDozer]

LOL This made me subscribe! Its SOOO hilarious also thank you jordan for showing me this hilarious man!

[PurplePastaMonster]

Haha. Get your BEARings. LOL :L

[SuperNerd000]

there's a Man vs Wild game?

[vegnagun1]

Where the fuck is the "DRINK PISS IN MID AIR" trick?

[jordeton8or]

you know that landing was way cooler than a space marine with a jump pack and a thunder hammmer...... NOT!!!!!

[mrhjio88]

well bear sky dives into most of the ares he gose to so thatmight anser your qustion

[nicocapa123]

I miss the days when u and CapatainSparkles

Played together ;(

[airsoft421]

@ForRealziz trophys are your experiance too.

[bickster612]

uncharted retarted adition



[bord2heck]

"i guess when it turns black that means its cooked" ... i dont even need to call you out on that do i? lol

[whoknows402]

Oh shit this game is hilarious!

[Deboy34]

this game is amazing idk why you talk bad about this game, the game is realy nice

[gregage09]

Hahaha you have excellent blowing skills!!  :P

[gam3zrolf]

im about to get a xbox 360 nd i was wondering what is a gamerscore?

[HinataBabe12]

Okay. It's 4 a.m, school starts in 10 days, I need to get my sleeping right and I'm watching this. I regret nothing at all.

[coolo2771]

@HinataBabe12 one thing to say about that NOTHIG

[IIxR4YxR4YxII]

@HinataBabe12 as long as its not 4 days before school your fiiiine

[kepochi1]

@HinataBabe12

are we twins?

[megapotato1]

@HinataBabe12 you are a god among mortals.

[Dashsway]

Honestly the game looks horiable and like it shoulda came out years ago. That being said......I still kinda wanna play it. In theory this in a sense could have worked for fans of the show, And yet at the same time the entire thing was just unnecessary. Which is sad in the end.

[DrAnchorActor]

I THINK ITS PROBABLY BETTER TO STICK WITH THE ACTUAL SHOW, BUT THIS DIALOGUE IS FUACKAING HILARIOUS I CANT STOP LAUGHING THE WHOLE VID WHEN BEAR SPEAKS!

[LamboGallardo34]

This game doesnt actually look that bad :L

[masterdk200]

:(why did you say bad things about this game

[Pokemonboy1337]

Playing my own game... better drink my own piss.

[mafashix3]

the concept is good, only if it was made by a good developer, it could possibly be a really good game.

[ilee31]

You sound exactly like him, you must say slippy!

[TheHo12345]

tht disgusting frinking his pee

[bondrocks11]

I think that landing sound byte was the same sound as when you fire the samurai (plasma cannon) from James Bond 007 Nightfire on PS2 and Xbox

[xxxamgimproxxx]

Hoe fuck! O it's just a trout XD

[rakketakke]

If you finish this, do some Real life survival!!

[alitb]

40 gamer score because the game is so stupidly bad to play!

[MrLukieboii]

no one found it odd he put that giant log in his backpack?

[seanecw123]

What the fuck ever happened to just playing a game like this for fun. What happened to gamers. It used to be all about having a good time, now its about ridiculing games that aren't call of duty. Makes me sick

[munchegod]

6:09 finally the last horse crosses the finish line

[sofaking1024]

@christrout91 6:39 .... lol

[fuzeful]

man, if you want a survival game. Go for metal gear solid 3 snake eater

[Kiernan809]

Mayer of Springfield voice?!

[RosdelProductions]

Lol I love this guy!

[airsoftninja44]

@Boostique44 The first Kane and lynch was great, I loved the first one. And when I heard a sequel was comming out I was really excited, but when I played it......well.........read my first comment

[PisToNsSH]

so if i ever get dehydrated i should go to bed? ok thanks bear

[StoneyBearr]

This game sucks, better drink my own piss

[derkleinemario]

The tv series is much better than this piece of shit

[RandomVideoManLee]

I was going to make a "drink my own piss" joke, but looks like everyone got there first, guess id better drink my own piss really.....

[TheFartingPanda1]

I dont see why its so bad not to troll

[semilladelamaldad]

will he drink his own piss? ._.

[himynameisth0m]

This is going to be the greatest Let's Play ever.

[DarkKnight22200]

I have execellent blowing skillz! .............. GAY jk

[IdaABC]

"I blew it!!"

That what she said!! XD

[lib334]

@jopomeister try E.T on the NES they had to recall that game

[darkdrakoslayer]

this game actually looks pretty fun

[greasamar]

Mark dont diss the Spirit of Adventure!! IT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!!

[Addicted2BassMedia]

12:24 Barrol Roll Time!!!

[Chris2k6]

Parachute time, Parachute time, DELPOY THAT SHIT!

[Shmitles121]

Starting a new LP, better drink my own piss

[airsoftninja44]

One of the worst games ever? Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days. I would rather 69 a grizzly bear while shoving king kong up my ass then play that game again.

[TheGermandude2]

@airsoftninja44 Wow, that game was mediocre at worst -_-

[TheLeadPlatypus]

@TheGermandude2 Mediocre - Adjective: Of only moderate quality; not very good.

That game was a million times worse than "not very good".

[TheGermandude2]

@TheLeadPlatypus How? Explain to me how it was far worse then not very good, decent graphics, good gameplay, and an ok story.

[TheLeadPlatypus]

@TheGermandude2 Graphics - Everything looks like it been smeared with shit. Gameplay - AlLL through the game all you do is cover based shooting. ALL THE FUCKING GAME! Story - The story is the most stupid story is awful. It has millions of plot holes and a two year old could have thought of it. Camera - The Blair Witch project? finally there was no fun injected in it. Its just two unlikable characters doing thing I don't care about. It was 100% serious in a world that was stupid. GG no RE

[TheGermandude2]

@TheLeadPlatypus So you don't like cover based shooters? That might have something to do with it derp, that's like saying I hate saints row 2 because all it was was third person shooting and sandbox games are fucking pointless. Plus the characters weren't supposed to be likable because that was the point, the story wasn't very good at all I'll give you that and the graphics definitely don't look "smeared in shit" so instead of flaming bring up some legitimate points. The game was MEDIOCRE

[TheGermandude2]

@TheLeadPlatypus Oh yeah and GG no Re? Seriously? What are you like 12? Grow the fuck up kid.

[Boostique44]

@airsoftninja44 Kane and Lynch is awesome.

[kemando12]

@airsoftninja44 That game was great...

[fireyoshigalaxy]

12:45 the spirit of the Bald Eagle shall guide your stupid survivalist ass to the ground

[killerfor1]

parashue time parashue time omfg!!! im gonna do this shit made me laugh like hell

[Ondori412]

I have no idea why, but when he was building the shelter and said "AUGH, THIS IS SO COMPLICATED" i pretty much lost it and burst into tears laughing

[PhoenixDemon94]

AllShamNoWow should team up with the guys who do "Two Best Friends Play"

[DesaunJ10]

YESSSS

[sohnicthedhedgehog]

Bear: *drinking piss*

Me: *drinking orange juice* *spray*

[TheSTOOPKID12345]

Do a barrel roll

FUCK YOU WOODY SUCK MY PEN15

GARHGHAMOOOLOAAAA

[JTSouthpaw812]

You think a 40 point achievement is a lot? Then you probably haven't played Madden...

[Hairnado]

"Unlocked Bear without a Shirt"

[selectguygl]

GOD DAMN IT we know u like to drink your own piss people and WE DONT CARE!!!

[SuperMoneymaker27]

@selectguygl speak for youself

[hgatruk]

Everybody knows that the only appeal of this game is to drink your own piss

[Mangekyu10]

You should try ONLY drinking your piss for hydration throughout the game.

[woodchipp12]

Oh Mark :') You're the only youtuber who could get so much love for playing such a crappy game, I love how fucking hilarious you are and your laugh could cure cancer. xD

[MrTheanimemaniac]

tohugh i fucking hate bear gyrlls and his shows im watching cus your commentating

[donuthead551]

FIGHT A SNAKE

[pirie008]

fucking hilarious

[KrunchyKibblesGaming]

lolololololololololol

<3

[sansorik]

realy?

[ScotchW10]

This is why I think you are the funniest guy on the internet! :D

[68supersonic]

peppy: do the barrel roll!! 12:31

[JmikeNchadJ]

"But I'm Bear Grylls, so I never get sick!" LOLd at that part.

[MadSquirtle]

The intro sounds like the JFK from Clone High

[Frozteh]

this is gonna be.....different, BUT I LOVE IT;D;D

[ShadowAnt001]

MARK! DO A BARREL ROLL XD

[StArCrAfTmELiKeZZzzZ]

xbox need Vsync, this is horrible!

[Thepbjsammich]

His laugh cures cancer... end of story.

[Saske2518]

All Sham No Wow doing a Man vs Wild Let's Play? Better drink my own piss

[Skitzo520]

Markula, you sound like JFK in this

[flyingchimpanze]

12:31 do a barrel roll

[imSumRandomGuy]

Hehe i love how you sound like him to -__-

[DLAlucard]

you know i think god must be having a laugh, Steve Irwin dies to a manta and yet Bear is still walking being the annoying dumbass he has always been.

[imSumRandomGuy]

Whys do everyone hate this game. i like it.

[ShadowAnt001]

@imSumRandomGuy me too i dont get what is so bad about it

[Margaritabombita]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

hahah nice xD

[Rigensis]

Your  Bear grills impersonation (sorry if not correctly written) EVER!!!

[DTUberPwnGamez]

I'm surprised nobody commented on the Barrel Roll.

[Pataratarick]

Omg i serously thought that was bear grylls

[DTUberPwnGamez]

Bear Grylls doesn't even touch the materials, he uses the force.

[TheDano77]

subtitles please?:(

[jopomeister]

"One of the worst games ever"

Try Superman 64.

I double dog dare you.

[MadSquirtle]

All out of piss?

Now to drink that canteen of water.

[15zelda1]

@jopomeister And you should try M&M Kart Racing! It IS the worst game ever! (It got an award for it, too!)

[StoneyBearr]

@jopomeister I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!



[rambo7149]

@jopomeister one of the worst gameS" s being plural because its one of them.

[RagingRomanianDudeGu]

It's realistic because when someone gets lost in the woods they collect Spirits of Adventure to level up. But we all know it's unrealistic because when you get hurt in real life your screen turns bloody!

[z90410w]

"OH FUCK! Okay it's just a trout"

[LiliaceaeLilium]

aaahahahaha

this...is...totally...AWESOME!­!!!

[djsageboy]

do more:} like all of it

[TheMike6495]

Mark can you turn the voice volume up please? I can't hear Grylls :(

[TheExopolitics]

epic intro impersonation.

[thegreatone31894]

im going to love this.

[XxMALICK96xX]

LMAO!! 2:04 "New Production Photo Unlucked: Bear without a Shirt". WHY?! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO UNLOCK THAT?!

[SuperStickman22]

play superman 64

i triple dog dare you, and then tell me what the worst game of all time is.

[tubzza]

DRINK

[stickpeopleanimator2]

Another lets pay? Better drink my own piss

[PolarizXXX]

If you think thats stupid go play the Saw games they are even worse xD

[kmoney22y]

HELL YES!

[TheSkridpomfrit]

3:20 Did it bite his balls?

[mrleahy123]

I was expecting Canis Canem Edit but oh well this'll do :D

[ela662]

u r stupid MARK!

[rrod197]

@ela662 u r stupid ELA662!

[ela662]

@rrod197 JK bro don't have to get mad....