The "Underwater Panda"

[burningpassion234]

@raychillie no zeb hogan

[raychillie]

seth rogan?

[MsGotiCox]

q feo

[NonSkiid]

Literally, every second fucking video, I can't watch because it's banned in Canada.

[Kristina27611]

They look soooo unreal!!! too cool

[TheAmbushHunter]

guard the tanks, cuz these nips will eat one raw!!!

[e081194eng]

Stop pooping in the rivers.

[e081194eng]

Why don't they get rid of those damn dams?

[AnimeGirl5445]

if anything the killer whale should be an underwater panda

[Awesomechild96]

I wonder why they haven't been seen in the Yanghtze river.... I mean the Chinese government is known for it's good environmental policies....

[CabbageUnicorns]

Your mom once swam with dinosaurs.

[OakvilleVenom]

this 5 year old is hefty

[darkninjask2]

i thought he said seth rogen!

[caverman0609]

in minute 2:43 te fish is sniffing his balls

[thegab1223]

@caverman0609 wtf????

[iTurtleFilms]

Damn pandas, they look cute, but when you turn your back they turn into a FUCKING HUGE ASIAN STURGEON AND KILL YOU AND YOUR PET MICE AND DUCKS!

[keeterlicious]

Sounds like a job for Jeremy Wade! He'll get  your big ass fish!

[picopicopicori]

press 5 continuousley

[RatherBaAnime]

@picopicopicori Woooooooow lolololol

[bazookajoethethird]

@picopicopicori haha nice XD

[BonnyTeeJay]

The underwater panda and the panda have something in common , theyre so cute until they bite your arm off!

[DuckTapeDorks2011]

How does that look like a panda?

[Thatmakessense356]

China sucks. They are going to have no natural resources in 20 years.

[Kidz24]

It looks like a Manatee and Shark had sex, and this is what they made....

[HiddenHeartsCry]

So, um... Why's it called an Underwater Panda? The giant part? The endangered part? I see nothing else otherwise. o.O

[Billabongmon]

i find it funny that people spend millions on some stupid ass shark/fish hybrid when like a thousand miles away theres thousands of japs all kinds of fucked up from tsunami's

[kornythegreat]

@Billabongmon because this video was made 2 years before the tsunami, none of these people helped?

[iFoxyFox]

@Billabongmon oh no, another stupid ranter :P

[Billabongmon]

@iFoxyFox shutup u ignorant fat b1tch

[iFoxyFox]

@Billabongmon see what i mean... RANT RANT RANT lol

[Billabongmon]

@iFoxyFox not ranting u whore. telling u off!

[iFoxyFox]

@Billabongmon BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 

[theclockmax]

can eat anything it can fit in his mouth. hmm atleast my penis is safe> HA JK

[Smileypiss]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h............... no

[idontlikewinter]

DOES YOUR SHAMPOO ... omg i swear... 

[spastikman]

We can pretty much kiss all Chinese wildlife goodbye. They don't stand a chance.

[spastikman]

We need to get all wild life out of China before they're all gone. Except for real pandas of course because they sell them to foreign zoos

[coooldonkey]

@spastikman dumbass

[Makargo123]

well there dissapearing cause the dam asians eat 'em all!!!

[munchycrunchy3456]

@Makargo123

not asians, just the chinese :D

[ThePATRIOT8597]

are they nice?

[chanctonbury63]

THAT was some trout!!!

[kasteraiph]

hahah that fish kicked his ass!

[nnamrud]

4:03 the fish fell straight onto some rocks and died.. conservation fail

[DR7081]

0:27 did he say seth rogen?

[SuperPandaren]

at 2:25 the fish just swim to the wall!

[Asunderer]

damn that dam

[highlanderdurp]

Would those be too big to put in my ten gallon aquarium??

[ericbenlim]

so fun! i want one as a pet

[ericbenlim]

so fun! i want one as a pet haha

[spetch666]

screw china and their dam

[valek27]

@Activity150 pandas taste like a beeth/tiger mix

[ColinMcraefan1]

cool

[rohaimie]

sturgeon fish,what panda?

[cpgamer926]

Hey ive been to this aquarium. I was just squirming thru these videos.

[JONANTANJAMPOOLRUBIO]

These Asian people and thier Pandas

[ShinyAuroraSword]

@JONANTANJAMPOOLRUBIO do you have to make a racist comment on every video you watch?

Panda isn't in the whole Asia

learn your geography before being a racist

[Xavier115312]

@JONANTANJAMPOOLRUBIO You americans and your obesity problem

[TheJimboJones69]

@Xavier115312 come on take a joke little troll

[Xavier115312]

@TheJimboJones69 that was a joke. can i not answer a joke with a joke?

[Emileer0cks]

it looks like a obease shark with cancer ha ha lol

[DarkEarthDragon01]

I thought that was a shark!

[l337pwnage]

What stinks in here? O, ya, hippies.

[gatler05]

Fuck china!

[Ederr93]

haha fake... pandas cant swim

[ExpensiveGun]

1:32 AAAAAH NO

[vulgarvinay]

hey, do check out sneezing underwater panda !!

[Urkskurk]

So what if they disappear? In the end it doesn't matter.

[freewolf124]

@Urkskurk It matters a lot, actually. The sturgeons are part of a complex ecosystem that people are disturbing by killing them off. Think of the wolves in Yellowstone National Park: Because we killed them off the other species of animals such as the elk and moose dramatically increased in population. Because of this, they were eating much of the young forest vegetation and as a result, erosion was occurring at a more rapid rate. And because of the erosion, the water ecosystems were clouding up.

[brizzlestick]

they sort of look like sharks... from the top.

[jack18232d]

press 5 over and over

[quique7017]

ugly fucker

[MissLizWolf]

@quique7017 I think theyre amazing. they look like sharks bred with seals. hahahaha!

[Xenodude2000]

The Yangtze river is screwed up, as is the rest of China's rivers. The polluting is crazy there...

[Sen1Sky]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO

[witonohalim]

this is one ugly fish

[sorukai]

Fuck. Nice boat.

[BloodKid13]

So no panda bear with a scuba diving suit!!! fuck you

[thisaustin]

if anything on earth became exctinct i would hope it be the human race.

[TADahar]

@thisaustin

Pfft... self-hating humans like you make me sick...

[toad33332]

@TADahar

y though

look wat the revolution of the human race has done to the other creatures on earth

wat gives us the right to kill everything

i agree we need to eat meat but we take the fucking piss

[TADahar]

@toad33332

Owing to the huge global human population, nothing we do will make a damned of a difference. None of this bullshit about living green and reducing your carbon footprint will make any difference. Even vegetarians have a huge impact: agricultural land takes living habitats away from animals! And how do you think their food is transported? There's about 400 million vegetarians in the world!

[TADahar]

@toad33332

For us to effect any change, we would have to do one of the following, or even all.

1. Stop EVERYTHING we're doing

2. Kill 80% of all humans everywhere (preferably with the highest energy users)

3. Go back to subsistence living

4. Develop technology that works without releasing carbon

5. Develop technology that can absorb carbon from the atmosphere

Are YOU ready for all that?

[toad33332]

@TADahar

orrrr

we could just like stop eating animalsthat are becoming extinct

i dont care about global warming an suck my friend

cus that way

its all or none

whereas wer juts picking at individual species

[TADahar]

@toad33332

Dude, how many people do you know eat animals that are on the extinct species list? The huge majority of people who eat meat eat the flesh of farm animals. And how could you not even be bothered by global warming? Global warming, along with the loss of habitat and/or food source, contribute to the extinction of species. It's not just about us hunting them.

[toad33332]

@TADahar

i dont know anyone

but pretty much the whole of china which makes up like a 6th of the worlds population and the japanese inculded eat anythin and make rare animals a a delecacy or however u spell it

i agree global warming adds to the extinction of animals

but if we quit hunting these animals

the population would drastically increase an theres no denying it

[TADahar]

@toad33332

"but if we quit hunting these animals the population would drastically increase an theres no denying it"

I've forgotten what we're arguing about. Did I somehow cause you think that I support the hunting of endangered animals? And as for population increase, I wouldn't use the word "drastically" but yes, they'd increase. But my position on the matter is that we've screwed with the environment too much for any real, positive difference.

[toad33332]

@TADahar

ohoh mate i thought u were prohunting the way u were goin on like soz bro

but yeah i think they just need all the help atm

cus even if u think we have passed the point of no return

species can still be saved

in my opinion anyway

[agore30]

@TADahar I think your facts on eating "endangered" species are only relevant to places you hear most about. You would be surprised by how many people kill endangered species in countries located in asia and africa. They aren't killed for just eating. People kill for hides to just WANTING to kill things, aka hunting for sport. In my honest opinion, you need to do a little bit more research. And don't get all mad because I am telling you this. I am not trying to be disrespectful.

[TADahar]

@agore30 I can't even remember what I said. What did I say that needed more research?

[agore30]

@TADahar Look at all the comments and Ctrl+F then search for you name.

[TADahar]

@agore30 Oh, okay. I overlooked the fact that animals aren't just killed for their flesh. How does that affect my big point that global warming is fucking up animals worse than killing them for their skin? Or should I go do more research on global warming too?

[agore30]

@TADahar I didn't say anything about global warming. I simply responded to your first point.

[TheChaseair]

@TADahar Your problems are bigger than you know. Carbon is an element, get used to it.

[freewolf124]

@TADahar We don't have to stop everything we're doing! People are developing technology that can help us live sustainably and little things like recycling or using more efficient products helps A LOT. Just sitting there and doing nothing will get us nowhere.

[TADahar]

@freewolf124 The green movement is a spittle in a sea of semen. We are already fucked. I do my best to reduce my impact on the ecology, but nu-hippies have to understand it's already too late, even for our grand-children.

[freewolf124]

@toad33332 I agree, we don't have the right to kill things for pleasure. Our idea of superiority over the rest of the world is not right.

[74Charm]

I have never seen this seen a Panda fish before. Thx for uploading.

[Bowserboyproductions]

@74Charm its a sturgeon not a panda fish

[74Charm]

@Bowserboyproductions Oh alright, guess it just has a nickname then, because its called "underwater panda" in the title of this vid.

[Bowserboyproductions]

did anyone else hear the gunfire from 1:33 to 1:35?

[backhand630]

@Bowserboyproductions its a helicopter

[CrystalShinigami]

I was expecting a fish that looked remarkably like a panda.

I cannot say I wasn't a little disappointed.

[3ri123]

PEOPLE ME HAVE IDEA !!!

Let's find a chemical we can mix with garbage and turn into food !!!

THEN unless dumping it into our beautiful water, and killing animals

WE CAN RE USE MEALS !!!

so smart xD

- oh wait, thats impossible ): -

[alexishandsome]

'ya'

'arrrrr nah'

i just found it funny

[Darkman6636]

wooow

[MorbidDesireToBurn]

I'm sure that if those fishes were smart enough they'd gladly kill every single human being on earth. Loose up you goddamn nature lovers

[OneLovethnx]

havent seen any that big? uhhh........no

[Portugayse]

Its sad how many idiots comment here. Fish should be treated with more respect, but sadly many people only care about stupid cute animals that should be used as food like horses and dolphins

[djonutube]

zeb is hot!

[narutofan966]

They look like ugly spiny-dogfish XD

[CJmoney134]

WTF

[frankgrimes17]

I like how he had to think about it.

So you havent seen any 1000 lb fish?

uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no.

[jib28444]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

[ClubPenguinBrothersM]

ROFL

[roseschocangel]

thanks for informing me...did not know that!

[roseschocangel]

I believe the sturgeons eggs are used for cavier...has this nothing to do with their disappearance?

[mikaelswed]

yeah but not this kind that is the beluga which are found in the russian river Volga.

[TheEK44]

thought it was a shark

[IdkProductionz526]

same here but it looks really cool

come and check out my new channel design and comment

[aivzdog]

Thats a big fish. I first that it was a shark. Funky looking.

[rax7]

in the beginning, i thought it's a shark without fin.

[knuckles1211]

omg me too

[snugglesandskittles]

omg!!

panda's underwater!!!

thats awesome!!! :]

pce

[ZinovaX]

the guy looks like Jack from Lost

[bigbrendon08]

man it would be funny if the fish they are trying to save became man eating monsters.... but that might be years ahead

[spamYOURchannel]

What the fut?? LOLOLOL I want one of those mother fuckers in my pool

[KingFishermanOO7]

zeb hogan kinda looks like d guy from destination truth

[patrick14jimenez]

it looks like a giant janitor fish

[HamsterClawz]

i know!! they just don;r clean. =[ in viet too! =[ i love fishs

[mytalula21]

yeah, clean up...

[nevershoutnever100]

omg that thing can fit a duck in its mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weiyuezz]

one mountain has another bigger mountain behind it. There are bounds to have more bigger and fiercest ones out there waiting for me to capture

[the11thour]

humans killed it lol

[N1ntenOwned]

I hate these environmental people. What ever happened to the saying "adapt or die"?

[DarkAegypticus]

What about the saying, Shut up and Die.

[N1ntenOwned]

What? It's true! Wow, I've never had a comment thumbed down before lol. Minus 10 FTW!

Look, a few months ago in Vancouver, they actually killed several Orcas because they felt that their population was too high and they would eat too many seals. WHAT RIGHT DO WE HAVE TO DETERMINE WHAT ANIMALS LIVE AND DIE?!

If you don't adapt, you die. 99% of all species that have lived on planet Earth have been extinct. Whats a few more going to hurt?

Adapt, or freaking die. Simple as that.

[DarkAegypticus]

That is a sickening attitude you have, N1ntenOwned. If you can not see why that is disgusting, then you don't deserve to know and you don't deserve to walk this Earth. Research or perish.

[N1ntenOwned]

I'm a realist. I realize that we can't save everything, and we shouldn't. It might seem sickening to some, but the world is a sickening place. Why does it matter if a bloody fish becomes extinct? If it can't survive on it's own than thats it's own problem, why should we have to intervene? I'm fully against poachers and killing animals for no reason, but I just hate all these people who think that have to save EVERYTHING.

I also don't believe in god. Do you have a problem with that?

[Brandzilla08]

dumbass

[KiaXSuicide]

I think your right...Some may see your way of thinking sick and cruel but I see it as reasonal thinking

[LaserGoPEWPEW]

What are you retarded N1ntenOwned?? WE ARE THE REASON THEY DIE!

[guilmon182]

"I also don't believe in god."

Ah, now it makes sense....ass...

[justcallmepimp]

GOD, i hope aliens are'nt like that

[Drifta882]

N1ntenOwned =........(BITCH SLAP) one less dipshit to care about in this world.

[KingLaVine]

@N1ntenOwned you make some good points

[kingbongenhogger]

@N1ntenOwned i some what agree with you but still some stuff u just shouldnt put out there like that

[RegularScoper]

@N1ntenOwned Dear N1ntenOwned you do realise that species are all interdependant upon each other and damages to food chains affect the WHOLE of that food chain not just that particualr species. Fool

[gerry200008]

@N1ntenOwned number 1 your fucked up because you dont beleve in god because he created YOU AND HE LOVES YOU AS MUCH AS OTHER LIVING ANIMALS I THINK A SIMPLE ANT IS AS VALUABLE AS A HUMAN CAUSE AS LONG AS THEY WHERE CREATED BY JESUS THEY BOTH VALUE THE SAME (not that i'm gonna cry if they kill an ant) SO CONGRATULATIONS UR OFICIALLY A FUCKTARD

[GabrielMafiazicca]

@gerry200008 you cant prove this.....there is a great chance of god isnt real

[gerry200008]

@GabrielMafiazicca you can't prove that either i feel a good energy when i go to church

[GabrielMafiazicca]

@gerry200008 and i dont feel nothing...because i rarely go to church....for me is a waste of time.....and nobody can prove... he is real ...or no...nobody can prove nothing....

[gerry200008]

@GabrielMafiazicca give sometime to god and you'll feel it is no waste of time i promise that you will feel that the next time

[GabrielMafiazicca]

@gerry200008 i never feel nothing.....and this aint gonna change if i give something to him.....i dont believe in god too...he only stay killing alot of ppls in the world.......he never do something to save them....so....he dont care with us.....why i gonna believe in him?this world probably will reach to the end so fast...ad he dont do nothing to help.....

[GabrielMafiazicca]

@N1ntenOwned i know wht you talking about....i agree with you

[ShinnOfRynn]

Chill out ok? I agree with him, I mean, sometimes its just time for things to die. When humanity becomes extinct, there isnt going to be anybody there trying to save us. I belive that if animals need our help, we should give it to them. People who are passionate and do what they can are inspiring. People like you who go over the top and think that we can achieve the impossible and create a perfect place where no animals are going to die as a consequence of the actions another species has

[ShinnOfRynn]

committed are ridiculous. There is no way we can do everything. Im not asking people like you to stop caring, just to be realistic.

[N1ntenOwned]

@DarkAegypticus Hey buddy, fuck you. How do you think these animals survived in the first place? All I said was adapt or die, thats the golden rule, and it is a fucking fact that 99.99 percent of all species on this planet have gone extinct. No matter how hard we try, we will NOT be able to save them all.

I never said that I WANTED to see these animals go extinct! I do not want to see that! But if it happens I won't lose sleep over it. I'm not a sickening person, I'm a realistic person.

[Helfalas]

@DarkAegypticus what he deserves is irrelevant, who are you to choose what he gets to do? you're being overly selfish, you need to focus on what you want and not what you want for other people, cuz that makes you disgusting! And that makes for a sad world! :)

I totally agree. I even gave the comment a thumbs up!! I mean, we shoul