Ed Price Standup 1: Kids, Taxes, and One-Liners

[GagaManMusic]

nothing is everything except all things :) - i liked that one

[KATRINAMARIE123]

"chix nuggets r a dollar - turbo tax is free" hahahaha

[Corndizzog14]

lawl at you Ed Price.

i really liked the candy from a baby joke.

:D you rock!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Yeah, this is me. I'm not an online girl, dangit!

- Ed for TAE

[Cabbageman614]

kids in the car! lol! think about the tax breaks you'd be missing! that was definitely the best? let's ask you a question. what joke did you like the best?

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks!Wow! For Ed: "I wish I was a pony" cuz I dig randomness and "Money isn't everything" cuz I dig dry and witty (the kind of thing where you have to watch it a few times to appreciate it). I Wish I Was a Pony - 11 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 3 Kids in the Car - 4 Early Bird - 3 Candy From a Baby - 2 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 2 Money Isn't Everything - 2 Have a Good Bye - 2

[TheAnimationEmpire]

For MattyO, "Kids in the Car" and "Have a Good Bye" (he laughed on those)

For Tammy, "Candy from a Baby" (we should have used her laugh, actually)

Thanks!

- TAE

[leeeproductions]

i mean... haha

"I wish i was a pony!'

hahahahaha

[leeeproductions]

"its just like taking candy from a baby which is a good idea because that baby should be drinking formula!" hahahaha. good jobbb.

and that was really funnyyy when your like "I WANT A PONYYY!" haha! niiicccceeeee.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 11 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 3 Kids in the Car - 3 Early Bird - 3 Candy From a Baby - 2 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 2 Money Isn't Everything - 2 Have a Good Bye - 2

[sebbef]

haha "i wish i was a pony" xD

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 10 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 3 Kids in the Car - 3 Early Bird - 3 Money Isn't Everything - 2 Candy From a Baby - 1 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 2 Have a Good Bye - 2

[Clysse]

Ha! that's the best, keep makin the vids man.

[Florentin91]

kids in the car ♫♫♫

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 9 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 3 Kids in the Car - 3 Early Bird - 3 Money Isn't Everything - 2 Candy From a Baby - 1 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 2 Have a Good Bye - 2

[poola91]

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees :)

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 9 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 3 Kids in the Car - 2 Early Bird - 3 Money Isn't Everything - 2 Candy From a Baby - 1 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 2 Have a Good Bye - 2

[kelsiebobelsie9493]

chicken nuggets r goodly yummy

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 9 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 3 Kids in the Car - 2 Early Bird - 3 Money Isn't Everything - 2 Candy From a Baby - 1 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1 Have a Good Bye - 2

[karenscott3]

Okay...it's working again...:) Karen

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks Karen!

- TAE

[karenscott3]

I tried to vote today but, the screen where the videos were to appear was blank..... Karen

[ertiikus]

kids in the car

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 9 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 2 Kids in the Car - 2 Early Bird - 3 Money Isn't Everything - 2 Candy From a Baby - 1 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1 Have a Good Bye - 2

[wangzilla]

Nothing is Everything. You broke my brain.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Mission accomplished! =^) Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 9 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 2 Kids in the Car - 1 Early Bird - 3 Money Isn't Everything - 2 Candy From a Baby - 1 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1 Have a Good Bye - 2

[pajamadude15]

That was so random lol

[karenscott3]

Great... I have been voting!...:) Karen

[zeldarulez10123]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­I laughed so hard I cried for a half an hour!lolololol I think that's the most I've ever laughed in all my days of living!!hahahahahahahahahaha

[kanookle]

lol!

[nightfall500]

lol oh man that was good

[jaytaxz]

hahaa!! thats great =]

[iamthebs]

who are you "Giving" the "Bird" to? great video and hope everyone enjoys my officer down video!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 9 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 2 Kids in the Car - 1 Early Bird - 3 Money Isn't Everything - 1 Candy From a Baby - 1 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1 Have a Good Bye - 2

[hduu5]

I wish I was a friggen' pony!!!

[SuperSmashBrawler67]

lol i wish i was a friggin pony

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 8 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 2 Kids in the Car - 1 Early Bird - 2 Money Isn't Everything - 1 Candy From a Baby - 1 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1 Have a Good Bye - 2

[RandomStuffEmporium]

hahahah!!!

[yakelzi]

lol wish I was a friggen pony

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 7 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 2 Kids in the Car - 1 Early Bird - 2 Money Isn't Everything - 1 Candy From a Baby - 1 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1 Have a Good Bye - 2

[RateAFilms]

have a good-bye? lol

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks!

I Wish I Was a Pony - 6

Blackout Dialogue - 1

Rubber Chicken Mic - 5

Chickee Nuggets - 2

Early Bird - 2

Money Isn't Everything - 1

Candy From a Baby - 1

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1

Have a Good Bye - 2

[SamusFreek1]

I WISH I WAS A FRIGGEN PONY!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Don't we all. =^)

Thanks!

I Wish I Was a Pony - 6

Blackout Dialogue - 1

Rubber Chicken Mic - 5

Chickee Nuggets - 2

Early Bird - 2

Candy From a Baby - 1

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1

Have a Good Bye - 1

[meeperson]

0_o rubber chicken. lol friggen pony.

[tammpon]

ahahahha I will vote for you and I hope you win! Loved the chicken Mic!

peaceouTy!

TAMMpON

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks Tammps!

I Wish I Was a Pony - 4

Blackout Dialogue - 1

Rubber Chicken Mic - 4

Chickee Nuggets - 2

Early Bird - 2

Candy From a Baby - 1

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1

Have a Good Bye - 1

[Sorrow316]

That Rubber chicken Microphone is the Worlds Evolution Electronic....

This is Some Great Stuff TAE!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks for your comment!

I Wish I Was a Pony - 4

Blackout Dialogue - 1

Rubber Chicken - 3

Chickee Nuggets - 2

Early Bird - 2

Candy From a Baby - 1

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1

Have a Good Bye - 1

[ToonamiNexus]

That was very funny. The chicken nuggets thing was hilarious.

[123GiantPanda]

I laugh every time I hear the phrase: "WANT CHICKEE NUGGETS!" I laugh. I have no idea why.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Excellent. That's it. Our goal is that you laugh and that you don't know why. Humor that is funny but doesn't make sense is the ultimate humor. =^)

Thanks!

I Wish I Was a Pony - 4

Blackout Dialogue - 1

Rubber Chicken - 2

Chickee Nuggets - 1

Early Bird - 2

Candy From a Baby - 1

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1

Have a Good Bye - 1

[HistoricThirdWard]

That's really funny...nice job...

[dude1234abcd]

I wish i was a freeken pony!....... L()L!rofl!lmpo!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks!

I Wish I Was a Pony - 4

Blackout Dialogue - 1

Rubber Chicken - 2

Early Bird - 2

Candy From a Baby - 1

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1

Have a Good Bye - 1

[jweinrub]

Very entertaining oh wise one!!!!

[WillemWorks]

it's the "taking candy from a baby" line that gets me every single time, that and the "money doesn't grow on trees" line, friggin hillarious!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Sweet. Thanks, Willem!

I Wish I Was a Pony - 3

Blackout Dialogue - 1

Rubber Chicken - 2

Early Bird - 2

Candy From a Baby - 1

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 1

Have a Good Bye - 1

[Frear98]

lol i never found out what turbo tax actuly is lol its cool anyway

[TheAnimationEmpire]

=^)

Software that helps you do your taxes -> how much you get back from the government (tax return) or if you owe the government more.

Thanks!

- TAE

[snorreproductions]

killer rubber ducky! (microchickenphone minus micro, cause its not that little) :D

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks!

Rubber Chicken - 2

Have a Good Bye - 1

I Wish I Was a Pony - 3

Early Bird - 2

Blackout Dialogue - 1

[eddythelol]

hahahhahah lol

[sup444]

lol

[nokrow889]

thats great "I Wish I was a pony too"

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks!

Rubber Chicken - 1

Have a Good Bye - 1

I Wish I Was a Pony - 3

Early Bird - 2

Blackout Dialogue - 1

[DaReindeer]

funny ... 4/5

[overunderwear]

voting!

[karenscott3]

Hey...I liked the kids and taxes joke!....:)

I just voted thumbs up (positive) for both entries and will continue to vote for you everyday!....:) Karen

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! We really appreciate it when you guys vote for these vids on the Tax Laugh channel!!!

- TAE

[Electrophill]

Heh...

That standup routine was so corny, it became funny as hell.

But wait a minute. Definition of a joke - Make a statement with the punchline being 180 degrees out from the statement.

You win.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks!

Our goal with this stuff is for you to say, "That was funny. I don't know why, but that was funny." =^)

- TAE

[Quibblo]

Hey nice with the early bird

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks!

Rubber Chicken - 1

Have a Good Bye - 1

I Wish I Was a Pony - 2

Early Bird - 2

Blackout Dialogue - 1

[Mosley2]

Cool . . . . . . . Did you know there is no written law that anyone has to pay an income tax?

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[reverendgisher]

just brilliant. i have added you to my disturbed and should be watched playlist. not only do i have someone who is really challenging me, bigtime, but i get the bonus of being thoroughly amused. the beginning blackout dialog was simply awesome.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Glad you liked the blackout! That was a huge risk! But sometimes you just gotta do what you want and see what people think about it. =^)

Thanks!

Rubber Chicken - 1

Have a Good Bye - 1

I Wish I Was a Pony - 2

Early Bird - 1

Blackout Dialogue - 1

[reverendgisher]

you track what gets praised? you can do that? first i gotta work on being funny.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

LOL

Yeah. We want to know what works best so we get better! =^)

It's tough to know what jokes are funniest to the most people, especially because so many people disagree! So this is how we find out.

- TAE

[reverendgisher]

oh geeez, you actually care what they think. that is my problem. definitely do not ever hire me as a political consultant.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Yeah! LOL

Our goal is to make entertainment that appeals to as many people as possible. That's how you become successful. =^)

- TAE

[billi009]

hahahah omg u rock :D

[SaintsAndSinner]

looooolz

[Florentin91]

lol :))

[blachu19]

that's funny ;]

[MADPupy5]

OMG cant stop laughing :D, keep this up!

[clockworkmeltdown]

ha ha..funny stuff. good luck with the comp.

rock on-space

[kwestionEverything]

the early bird gets eaten first

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Especially if he's waiting around for the worm to arrive!!!

- TAE

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Cool. We're checking to see what jokes people liked. Here's the current tally:

Rubber Chicken - 1

Have a Good Bye - 1

I Wish I Was a Pony - 2

Early Bird - 1

[manoftku]

Hah! Yeah it was good. Why do you wish to be a pony?

[TheAnimationEmpire]

It's actually a line I wrote, cuz I was thinking of using it for Link's Dragon Boat in an animation we're working on. =^)

So I'd rather be a pony than a boat because ponies can run on land.

- TAE

[cornholieo88]

I wish i was a pony

[123GiantPanda]

That was hilarious. "Have a good bye!"

[ezex1995]

your using a rubber chicken as a mcorophone, awesome dude

[Cabbageman614]

wow first at... everything! lol

[iMaGanGsTaR2]

OMFG very good video :D nice man keep on that work ;)