Dick Cheney Shape-Shifting Into A Reptilian ∆

[Jgwentworthsbrother]

Thumbs up if u lol'd as soon as you saw Dicks face!

[Jgwentworthsbrother]

Seems legit.

[AlephNeil]

I knew it!

[MrSamjackass]

ur a dumb ass there eyes go first !

[brian38383838]

I love Dick Cheney!

[dunny866]

umm ok

[mBrajan]

this always cracks me up, tnx man : )))

[eggheadAKAspensley]

It shouldn't take to long to realize there is something wrong about that face.

[whitemagic2222]

massive thumbs down-says it all.

[plasmadome]

@whitemagic2222 lol. but why did you all wanna watch a video of

"shape-shifting reptilians" in the first place? it's obviously pure

fantasy

[quackbeef]

@plasmadome their characters are like reptilians I suppose... it is like an extended metaphysical conceit

[TishXTrash]

WOW! I cant believe you captured this amaizing footage!!! I believe YOU!

[anothercountyheard]

creator of this; YOU ARE A WASTE OF SKIN. find something useful to do with your time, fuckstick.

[UberUberLegend91]

UNDENIABLE PROOF

[jbingfa]

Does anyone believe that those "On Top" have to be Inhuman to reach the Top of the Ladder (Any Ladder)?

Even the Ladder called Youtube Hit Counter?

[terrencejones]

Amazing footage of shapeshifting stones!

/watch?v=47MHJDECDlo

[jizzy310]

this is not too hard to believe, actually !!!

[ProjectRedfoot]

OH FUCK!

nah but yeah if anyone were to be a lalienzzard it would be cheney.

[aaliyahRIP12]

tht shyt was funny lol

[simplythedouche]

Actually, I'm surprised that there aren't videos where people zoom in on Cheney's eyes and go frame by frame by frame to show us that he has elongated pupils. There seem to be videos like that of everyone but Cheney. Really makes ya think. He obviously had all of the videos removed and everyone who posted them KILLED.

[TheAntiSeMight]

Nah, not a reptilian, a Jew puppet. ;)

[gesslFJ]

rolf

[Scientolulz]

LOL

[bumfighter888]

5 stars.... everyone knows this shit was funny

[chikne33]

thanks

[chicagorilla93]

OMG THIS IS FUCKING REAL MAN

[Tarockspieler]

cheney is darth vader!

[Gogdivine]

i thought dick cheney was a wormoid

reptilian? intresting

[mmnisdad]

/watch?v=Qj8741m2jLc&feature=r­elated

[WelshLibertarian]

"The Illuminati Symphony Orchestra" lmao!!! Priceless!

[slashGNR212]

lol CONSPIRACY SHIT

[XxDariax]

haha still true (Y)

I bet obama's one too -.-

watch Alex Jones - The Obama Deception

[PresidentOfInternet]

Fake.

[JReyes123]

that reptilian looked like a nigger

[PresidentOfInternet]

JReyes, that is unaccetable talk.

Please talk nicley on comments.

[JReyes123]

unacceptable? wow you must be the bush president version of the internet fucking cunt learn to type you nigger

[PresidentOfInternet]

I am here to keep these comments page clear of insults and profanity, please STOP this now or I will take further action against you.

[JReyes123]

hows this for a further action my fist up your nigger gaping ass hole fucking twat slut

[OTERO81]

i dont know ... he looks like a wet back to me lol those fuckin border jumpin bastards

[knoxrox167]

lol

[jj128]

lame. stop wasting peoples' time ya cunt.

[kevinTurner187]

OMG its all over

[sarahsum1]

Best evidence yet!! haha

[Acidknowledge1]

lol that was a bit obvious don't ya think?

[lankey32]

i loved that show V when i was a kid that was all about reptillians taking ove the planet..

[beautifulspam]

aaaah!

[GeezaGooderz]

HELP!

[AndrewDewittBaker]

hahahahhaa, yes, finally someone making fun of this stupid shit.

[MarylandJuly89]

Very Funny! Your vids are hilarious

[khanada1969]

can't wait for VOL 2!!! (again, sarcasm)

[khanada1969]

hey plasmadome thats very creative and original!! :) ...(being veeeeery sarcastic)

[HuckleberrySlim]

nah lol but heres the thing: an insistance on the reality we can percieve with our senses being the ultimate reality could be the downfall of the human race. especially in this great time of revealing we are entering. let us not shun change. let us not repeat this history hamster wheel we are currently stuck in. come on, lets shift the paradigm, and open up to the greater reality that awaits us

[HuckleberrySlim]

my vice president was a mutant lizard from plan 9

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[christophercredit]

Today is 2-8-09. Just a couple days ago on the news Dick Cheney said in effect: "There is going to be another terrorist attack on American soil soon". Is it only me, or does anyone else think he should be questioned by the FBI, the Secret Service and the CIA concerning exactly what he knows?

[M3ridius]

It's only you. He said that for political purposes.

[1schwererziehbar1]

his human form looks much more scary.

[getbonus]

dear god. i never believed until now.

my entire life has been a lie.

[TVZombie3000]

nice video, but most likely it is fake. Although, I can certainly see how you will probably trick most fools on here into believing it to be authentic (you almost tricked me! Although, I must admit, I am way to intelligent to fall for stuff like this, it takes more than just superb, almost flawless video effects in order to convince me.)

[ongabonga]

haha this is so epic

[billabongodrum]

top drawer 10/10 lmao

[Ourosh]

hahaha

[BRAKESUK80]

div lol

[AvatarOfGames]

you want money for this. sure why not. i'll have the federal reserve print you some right now. just remember, you owe them the interest on it.

[jeeziss101]

Uh...Very gay.

[iwik3to16]

Only crap!

[fae1magalokreas]

lol

[camdadydizle]

LMFAO

[FartBlast321]

this shit is actually pretty funny.

[PREDATORMASTER2012]

Los BASTARDOS SIONISTAS REPTILIANOS iluminati son los SIRVIENTES y seguidores de satan y LUCIFER,los delincuentes y farsantes,CONOCIDOS EN EL MUNDO DEL HAMPA COMO LOS angeles caidos quienes pretenden crear un gobierno mundial para darle todo su poder a la bestia del lado oscuro de la fuerza...PERO FRACASARÁN EN EL INTENTO TAL COMO ESTÁ PROFETIZADO EN TODOS LOS LIBROS SAGRADOS DEL PLANETA TIERRA...SERÁN CAPTURADOS Y ENVIADOS DIRECTAMENTE AL INFIERNO...JAJAJAJA

[DeathTyrant89]

Dear Lord, we're all fucked.

Fags like you ruin youtube.

Stupid shit.

[jpsmart59]

Let me put you over a slow-burning fire as I roast you and watch you burn for providing this phony video.

[drwierd]

don't forget fruit bats and orangutans and sloths

[LiquidMetalBand]

I notice that a triangle/pyramid has been added to the end of the video's title..

[jjkkk333]

i think i shal kill you... slowley

[metwime]

!  !

[Tobiasandrion]

Everything will answer to something.

Which is why we question.

[FARBR0RBARBR0]

"conspiracy bullshit" is what is fed to you every day through the TV.

I doubt he's a reptile but only an idiot would trust Dick Cheney and mass media more than your own intuition...

[trashyandtattooed]

lol the people gettin so pissed are what makes this video grand

[marcgorit]

The white image of Jesus is the biggest Antichrist that deceived the whole world. Whoever has that image is CURSED.

According to the bible, Jesus Christ was a Black man with woolly hair. Anything different is the Antichrist

Spread this word of God to everyone you know and save them.

[kaelans]

wow

[plasmaslug]

HOLY SHIT, PROOF!!!!!!!!!

Really, though, whatever species they are, they must die, especially cheney

[IlliniChaser217]

this is fucking retarded...dude people like you are the reason why we cant get anyone to pay attention to the truth instead of bullshit like this.The government is corrupt but shit like this gets in the way of exposing it. They are not lizards or shape shifters. They are just lucifer worshiping power tripping humans. I N F O W A R S . C O M

[moncrey]

take it easy, I thought this was hilarious. What are you going to accomplish by pointing fingers anyway, huh? you going to start a revolution? well, illini? i didnt think so so grow a sense of humor. this is fucking funny.

[TurkishPoltergeist69]

Couldn't of said it better myself. Everyone one working for the Federal Reserve needs to be tarred and feathered.

[ISatNextToYouInGym]

Or you know shot in both kneecaps and decapitated... But im an optimist, i would settle for tar and feathers as long as the reserve was destroyed. And for you soupniga... What the fuck is a "wolf nipple chip?"

[superstudjock]

rofllmfaohaxors

[tharealmoneyman]

get a life!

[Lizzygreenblatt]

wowowoowoowwowwowowowowowowowo­wowow

[illuminol]

NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[giveaname]

sadly this is taking attention away from the real repitilian vids that need to be seen...

[zloben9000]

RIDICULOUS !

BUT THINK AGAIN !

in 50 years our world has changed politically and technologically beyond recognition !

Someone is pouring technology and "know-how" onto our world, computers, surveillance cameras !

[Ohgimmeabreakwillya]

we're simply intelligent. Have some fucking trust in yourself instead of thinking that you're not able to make progress and incredible discoveries

[zloben9000]

if we wer so smart we would develop those technologies

in ancient rome.

or in ancient china

or in ancient eqypt !

those civilisations lastet for up to 5000 years ! and developed nothing but literature and knives !

7 000 YEARS HAD TO PASS before the industrial revolution, which happened in mere 100 years

from Horses to moon Rovers !

in 100 years WTF ??? NO WAY !!

[Ohgimmeabreakwillya]

What the hell are you talking about? This is nonsense..you're forgetting one simple and DUMB thing..particular and apparently simple discoveries especially in physics cause technological progress to grow suddenly exponentially rather than in linear fashion..

stop buying all those conspiracy BULLSHIT stuff for granted and use your own brain.

[zloben9000]

heard of Arhimedes he was a matematician and a physicist !

THEY HAD SCIENCE !

yet nothing ... No NUKEs no spy cameras ! !

[Ohgimmeabreakwillya]

zloben,

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE!

[CosmosPrivateer]

Dick looks better after the shift.

WOW over 300 thousand hits, your fudging the numbers.

[midwest26]

Yeah, and people made fun of Noah for building a huge ark on dry land that is until the flood came.

[midwest26]

Haha it looks just like him

[SkyboxMonster]

picture of ugly dude + photoshop + Picture of reptile =

330,584 Views and 825 Comments.

WOW, that proves ANYTHING can be a hit on youtube. so why isnt my video a 'hit'?

[Hyohane]

pkemon! Cheney develops toooooo Reptilecheney!

[hjchamp04]

fuckin hilarious

[Sambaleaf]

funny shit!

[ExpatAmerican]

I'm a reptile.. I'm gonna eat you all! boogy boogy! go get a fucking hobby people

[vic3003]

In the test of history stupid hobbies will mean nothing. Fuck off, if you dont want to at least try to comprehend an alternative view then why even bother clicking on the link in the first place? I can answer that, cause your not open, you want to come here and talk shit and try to make fun of people so you can feel better.

[ExpatAmerican]

no.. I watched enough of these videos to understand that every time a celebrity makes a funny face, there will be some shithead on youtube who thinks they're a lizard-man. Cheney can't be a lizard, he's too fat to be one

[Howie21191]

In saying that, you obviously haven't watched many videos regarding Reptilians.

[ExpatAmerican]

Sure I have. I used to watch the Dragon Slayer every saturday morning with my other cartoons. Tons of reptillians in that one

[Howie21191]

No you haven't

REAL reptilians can pass through dimensions so we can't see them.

Because they are in the higher density, they can "dominate" (or "possess") beings of lesser density. And Reptilians are FAT. (well, compared to people)

[ExpatAmerican]

ah.. i wasn't aware that there were actual 'real' reptilians. Cheney isn't a reptilian, he is darth vader

[Howie21191]

lol... I've one heaps of UFO/E.T research. The amount of info is absolutely massive, but the amount of bullsh*t is even greater :D

[UnderMan1965]

Um, ah, er, sure. Have fun with that theory, ok? I'll send the guys with the white jackets.

[Howie21191]

Haha. Left brain, eh?

[aghostisborn]

hahhaahaha, REAL reptilians.

have you ever seen a REAL reptilian?

[Howie21191]

Truthfully, no, I haven't. But I know they exist, even if you don't believe me.

And its pointless arguing with you if you don't.

[UnderMan1965]

No, we make fun of you because you guys are fools. It's all conspiracy theory, reptilians, UFO's, and aliens. To you mankind could not have evolved here and is ruled by this hidden, all powerful class of reptilian people from other dimensions or outer space. "The Egyptians couldn't have made the pyramids", yet they did, on their own, no outside help. Look up "mastabas". It's an Egyptian tomb. The step pyramid is such a tomb with six mastabas, and was the first pyramid.

[vic3003]

I don't know everything about this vast universe, neither do you. Yet you want to live in a fantasy world where you think the human race knows all the mysteries of the universe. Sorry to burst your bubble, but we humans hardly know shit about this vast vast cosmos and many mysteries await us. So I am open to at least listen to alternative views of our world.

For all we know we could be a reality show for another, more powerful, species entertainment. Anything is possible in this vast cosmos.

[UnderMan1965]

Nobody is saying that mankind knows everything about the universe. On the contrary, there is a lot we do not know. However, most sane people know that the world isn't being run by reptile aliens or dimensional beings.

[UnderMan1965]

Lol. I agree. People are so delicious.  Except for all that hair. People shaving all your body hair is the cool thing to do, you do want to be cool don't you?

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

Listen closely, I'm a Reptilian humans are meant to be our slaves, due to their stupidity, we don't harm other species, because out of all of the species on this planet, humans are the most dangerous/evil. I'm sorry to inform you, but we're already here, my sisters, and brothers are traveling up to earths surface, we plan to attack, then take you all to our under ground city's. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Human baby back ribs, that's what you get for eating other species. You can't resist your fate.

[ElectRomney2012]

Either you are with terrorists or reptilians according to Bush.

[cyc129]

What's the difference between them?

[angus2249]

your joking right!

[UnderMan1965]

He's not joking. I'm a reptilian too. I just hate all that hair. Please shave. Shaving is the cool thing to do, and you do want to be cool don't you?

[mallamoozoo]

The best thing is to simply go to the Zeitgeist website and click on the link to download it. (You may need to first download a torrent manager program like Bit Torrent - simple!) Its compressed to only 700 megabyte so it can be copied to a blank DVD disk.

(This is not infringement of copyright - the owners state on the site that they want you to do this.)

I did this and then burned 20 DVD copies of it and gave the copies to friends. It was all free, legal and easy - so why not do it!

[UnderMan1965]

Because it's conspiracy. It's all fabricated lies. Of course they don't mind people copying it and giving it to friends. That's the best way to perpetuate the myth.

[mallamoozoo]

You mean... like free to air corporate controlled TV? Gotcha!

[XenomeJane]

Hahahahahahaha!

[danielinlionsden]

you should see his dyke daughter's morph--she turns into 'mini me' Godzilla...lol

[ElectRomney2012]

David Icke makes a lot of money off of you fools.

Expose those damn lizards! Buy David Icke's book now...at Wal-Mart.

[Majacurihento]

woooow!

[ElectRomney2012]

Guys, if you think this is funny, you should check out the video in my favorites 'Depopulation Plan (REAL)'. He thinks drones are going to destroy most of us, and that this is EXACTLY the plan...unless we stop these globalists of course. LMFAO!

[ElectRomney2012]

Cheney may not be human or reptilian. He may be a borg with a mechanical heart. He has survived how many heart troubles now?

[ElectRomney2012]

I absolutely love the satire in this video, and what's even funnier is reading the indignant responses of the nutjobs who actually believe in lizard overlords who supposedly pull the strings in our holographic world. LMFAO!

One of my classmates actually believes this, and when I remind her how crazy she sounds, she labels me everything from a sheep to a government disinfo agent. LOL!

[mallamoozoo]

she is correct - you are a sheep. Theres mountains of evidence on her side and none on yours. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ElectRomney2012]

Mountains of evidence of shape-shifting reptiles? Yeah, right.

[BadToTheBone1988]

this is real!

[Smokez0rz]

Who ever believes reptilians are controling the world.. put the tinfoil hat down.

[steelfury455]

seems as though you've shifted into fecal matter. imbecile

[Arthur5041975]

Now try making a good video.

[vamros]

BULLSHIT!!!

[charginmahlob]

FUCKING HELL !?!?!

[JackBowzer]

It's Cheney in charge, then there's a whole chain of command under him from Swarzenegger through Kelly Pavlik, Steven Sondheim and the Jackson Five. They're all at it. Icke was right.

[pircfreak]

HAHAHAHAHA

[da9el1]

"yes indeed these are references to highly refuted silly people, you forgot zecharia sitchens. " Yea! you got i m8. Silly people, just academics,and reasearchers in search for the truth. And I didnt forget zacharia sitchin.. keep condemming it without knowing. That will get you far! And please reply on why they are "silly people". If you actually have a point i would like to know

[rensy101]

i freaking knew it i knew it i knew it!!

[KritikalDimensions]

yes indeed these are references to highly refuted silly people, you forgot zecharia sitchens.

[tubejokez]

cheney is god damm guilty its not funny.

9/11 is here to stay, kill the NWO with love.

[i81ufob4u]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[da9el1]

"condemtion without investigation is the highest form of ignorance" Albert Einstein

[da9el1]

can go on and on but thats not really nececessary.. And dont forget all the biblical refrences from almost every religion if i am not mistaken. And the symbolism is really mind blowing once you notice the enormous amount of it. Yea and the R-complex wich is the reptilian part of the brain according to scientists, It is said by them that it is from there we get aggression,sexual behaviour,daily day rituals,territoriality, and desires for social hierarchies

[HighOracle777]

Do not leave this earth ( this dimension) without Jesus. Confess Lord Jesus

Come into my heart, I believe you died for my sins, write my name in the book of life

[HighOracle777]

The rapture of the church will occur, when millions of christians will go missing ( taken up) and the media will blame it on UFO. Read bible book of revelations.

Matthew 10:28

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body ( evil doer) but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One ( Almighty God) who can destroy both soul and body in hell.

[joecassara]

Five stars.

[peacefullovingbitch]

I'd feel more at ease if there was proof that Cheney was a reptilian. Instead we just have to believe he's a psychotic maniac who enjoys human hunting. At least if he were a shapeshifter he'd have an excuse for being deranged.

[1Nyro]

I am a scientific conspiracy theorist, and I am yet to believe in the reptilian shit lol

[BLITZ4209mmKuSHSmoKe]

TRUTH? OR DARE?

[FederationOfLight]

haha 5/5

[easyasloversgo]

shit man! we're finished

[rkzenrage]

Great stuff... I love to watch and read about this crazy reptilian overlords bullshit, the best comedy out there.

[ondudengrund]

ha ha great fun !

[earenest]

LOL!! You didn't have to do anything to prove it. Just watch that little fu'k*r and you can tell what a bag of scum he is!!

[awonderfulday]

The truth hath finally revealed itself.

(great shape shifting antiques - love it)

[MHVMA]

he is the real "cancer" of whorld

hahaha love it.

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