one time i was workin @ fedex and the supervisor told me to work faster. i said no, im not gonna throw out my back for ANY company. this is as fast as i go. he said oh yeah? if you can't keep up the pace we dont need u here. i said oh yeah? watch this. i dropped the fragile box of bacardi i was holding and walked right out the door. they were short of package handlers (their own fault) and i fucked them right at christmas time. NO ONE rushes me! i work at a COMFORTABLE pace.
@TheEgg185 Well now that we know what you're all about, it's better that you're not employed in the USA. You're the kind of "employee" this country doesn't need. The only thing that really shocks me is the fact that you're so proud to be the abomination, the meaningless waste of oxygen, that you really are. It's incredible. I'll be a "sucker" (as defined by you) happily the rest of my life and contribute to this world. The one and only time you will ever do that is when you leave us. Enjoy!
@ChristopherSaindon you're the type of worker every employer loves. the type they can shit all over and take advantage of. "i need you to work this weekend." "duhhh ok" "im gonna cut your pay so i can continue to use 100's instead of 20's to light my cigars" "duhhh..ok". not me. im ready to FIGHT at the drop of a hat. fuck with my pension and i'll have you in a headlock. i am PROUD to not take shit from no one. im employers worst enemy because they know they cant fuck with me.
This is a great commercial when you got some random guy thinking of it and Youtubing it...like I am right now. :) Hahaha, so smart and hilarious. Just like a real office! ;)
Wow you must have allot of time. I left this comment 8 months ago, that's almost a year. Get a life! Who the fuck cares about Kinko's history I'll take a huge shit on that store and their history and you. I didn't mean literally a Jew so make some friends to know the way people talk. Jew's are cheap so its common to call someone a Jew meaning their cheap ass blood sucking bastards. You moron!
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WHy does everybody feel the need to quote the commercial in these comments... assistance for deaf people? YES... WE ALL SAW THE SOMMERCIAL. THE LINES WERE VERY FUNNY. YOU CAN STOP REPEATING THEM IN THE COMMENTS NOW.
In fact, all of us have to some degree the same tendencies to make excuses in the nature of at least one of these characters. So everyone, do yourselves a favor and stop turning these kinds of things into political wars, it is simply a very, very, funny, hilarious COMMERCIAL.
What most people on this board fail to realize is that this is called comedy/satire, hence, it is not a representation of all corporate offices and at the same time it IS a representation of all American corporate offices. All of the characters depicted in this comedically genius piece of film are hyperbolic in nature, representating to an EXTREME and EXAGGERATED degree the many different office personalities encountered in corporate America.
Sadly, this commercial represents 90% of the American work force....lazy, overpaid morons who spend more time at the office talking about their new handbag or Starbuck's drink than actually getting real work done. No wonder all the jobs are going to China and India, where people still value productivity and hard work and dont complain about everything. Live it up, America...your days are numbered.
Just 90%? When Starting in 1999 I got jobs with dot-com startups that went bust very quickly. The "offices" were in super-pricey lofts, the staff thought it was a hang-out, and they spent loads of cash on decorating the place with Star Wars doodads and other collectibles. Eventually the shareholders got wise and forced out all the hippies who worked there, replacing them with super-boring businessmen who arranged buyouts.
What dot-coms did you work for? I saw a TV clip about Facebook and it was just like you described....a bunch of 20-something slacker dipshits with unwashed hair lounging around playing Rock Band or hackeysack in their cubicles....looked like a real fuckin' circus to me....what a fuckin joke....I hope they go bankrupt.
Another stereotype... hopefully you're not from America. Cause boy you're making your country look bad. You apparently have never lived here. Sounds like they teach you how to disrespect over where you work. Do you work? Cause it sounds like you complain a lot more than us!
Jobs are going overseas because of money. Chinese and Indian workers don't expect as much money, thus they get paid less. But nice job putting that together in your educated mind.
This is my favorite. Although they changed Ted's comments on this version for some reason. The original on that aired had him saying something different. Both are great though!
AT&T TV Commercial BlackBerry Torch 4G "Responsibilities" ripped this commercial off.
jrtwothreeninesix 1 month ago 4
Worked in car sales for a brief time (hate it -- bunch of crooks) millions of Jeromes in that line :-)
ChristopherSaindon 1 month ago
wow. look at the florida orange juice take on the day commercial. and they totally copied this!
TheMitchThompson 2 months ago
@TheMitchThompson The AT&T ad for 4g Blackberries is pretty much a ripoff of this as well.
TacoJack 1 month ago
The other day I was lazy, just sitting around naked eating Dorito's. It was 2 o'clock in the morniing before they made me leave Kinko's.
YouGottaPurdyMouth 2 months ago
huh
whatseezname 2 months ago
lol
Abjohnson641 3 months ago
Sadly, this is my life 40 - 50 hours a week.
But it all looks great on paper.
mikedrud 4 months ago
@mikedrud What? Talking a big game? lol
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Funny how the things that look good on paper turn out to be total excrement in reality.
Nonsenseatbay 2 months ago
Rick, can you fold under pressure for me.?
Like a lawn chair....
DisizzzPeggy 4 months ago
this was one ad that i didnt hate seeing over and over and over
redmond 7 months ago
love this commercial.. always have.. always will
KingLeroyDavid 10 months ago
@KingLeroyDavid wish i could put this video and your comment on a tshirt
lifeafter79 9 months ago
"and ted you just keep thinking everyones out to get you"
"they are"
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TheMercilessEye 10 months ago
Haha! I was Ted
cocoakissprettybrown 1 year ago
Remember when Kinko's was worth a shit????? Before Fed Ex took over and Screwed it all up!!!!
AXXEEntertainment 1 year ago
25 Jeromes talked a big game then disliked this video.
CaffeineGeek 1 year ago 18
@CaffeineGeek Ah HAAAAA!!! That was a good dislike comment. I am getting rather fond of those n these YouTube posts :-)
ChristopherSaindon 4 months ago
@CaffeineGeek Perhaps 25 people only watch YouTube at THEIR pace, hit "dislike," and really screwed all of us at Christmas >:-)
ChristopherSaindon 4 months ago
"Jerome, you'll talk a big game, then do nothing."
*In a tough voice* "Let's do it."
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one time i was workin @ fedex and the supervisor told me to work faster. i said no, im not gonna throw out my back for ANY company. this is as fast as i go. he said oh yeah? if you can't keep up the pace we dont need u here. i said oh yeah? watch this. i dropped the fragile box of bacardi i was holding and walked right out the door. they were short of package handlers (their own fault) and i fucked them right at christmas time. NO ONE rushes me! i work at a COMFORTABLE pace.
TheEgg185 1 year ago
@TheEgg185 so how's McKiddie's
goonie50 1 year ago
@goonie50 wats dat?
TheEgg185 1 year ago
@goonie50 No joke, what a tool.
Drumboy5165 1 year ago
@TheEgg185
u showed them.
tejbose 1 year ago
@TheEgg185 Wow. You're so cool. I wish I could be just like you. (Are you picking up on the sarcasm?)
Singact02 1 year ago
@Singact02 lol. i wish you didn't have to add that last part.
TheEgg185 1 year ago
@TheEgg185 OK. And then they HIRED a guy that wouldn't say "This is as FAST as I go.. Enjoy unemployment.
ChristopherSaindon 4 months ago
@ChristopherSaindon i say let him have it. enjoy taking shit from others while i sip lemonade waiting for my unemployment check. HAHA SUCKERS !!!!
TheEgg185 4 months ago
@TheEgg185 Well now that we know what you're all about, it's better that you're not employed in the USA. You're the kind of "employee" this country doesn't need. The only thing that really shocks me is the fact that you're so proud to be the abomination, the meaningless waste of oxygen, that you really are. It's incredible. I'll be a "sucker" (as defined by you) happily the rest of my life and contribute to this world. The one and only time you will ever do that is when you leave us. Enjoy!
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TheEgg185 4 months ago
@ChristopherSaindon you're the type of worker every employer loves. the type they can shit all over and take advantage of. "i need you to work this weekend." "duhhh ok" "im gonna cut your pay so i can continue to use 100's instead of 20's to light my cigars" "duhhh..ok". not me. im ready to FIGHT at the drop of a hat. fuck with my pension and i'll have you in a headlock. i am PROUD to not take shit from no one. im employers worst enemy because they know they cant fuck with me.
TheEgg185 4 months ago
@TheEgg185 Shhh..the grown-ups with jobs are talking. Be a good little tyke and go back to your unemployment check and your lemonade.
ChristopherSaindon 4 months ago
thisis the only fedex commercial i like. the rest are all stupid and this company is shit.
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Ahhhha hahaha "Lets do it" The waffling
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ChristopherSaindon 1 year ago
Ted, you just keep thinking everyone is out to get you.
They are.
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111WLee 1 year ago
Brilliant!
HunterMann 1 year ago
This is my favorite commercial! Hilarious!
psykomyko730 1 year ago
my Dad's favorite commercial
caboltin 1 year ago
"...like a lawnchair !! " i love that guy
kuxarov 1 year ago 2
Next time don't use FedEx it Sucks
walidmaree 1 year ago
"and Ted, you just keep thinking everyone's out to get you."
"They are."
LOL haha that was good! :P
Rockrgrl4 1 year ago 3
@KRAZIE0919 hahah that's my favorite part!!!
cbear802 1 year ago
Keep not living up to your resume! LoL
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Coastergeekperson04 1 year ago
This is a great commercial when you got some random guy thinking of it and Youtubing it...like I am right now. :) Hahaha, so smart and hilarious. Just like a real office! ;)
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nw1420 1 year ago
hilarious...
vicokwaro 1 year ago
love to work for FedEx Office (Kinko's)
suomynona7 2 years ago
bahahaha!!
love it :)
grapes2infinity 2 years ago
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lilliannanancy 2 years ago
I work with all of these idiots...in Atlanta
mesgs123 2 years ago 3
outstanding..... youre right we neeed more like this.
ManganeseMan 2 years ago
"Jerome, you'll talk a big game then do nothing."
"Lets do it."
This is a great commercial...... need more like it.....
ORLundergroundNEWS 2 years ago 4
ohhhhhh shit lmao
aznprince0 2 years ago
fold, like a lawn chair lolol
SANDMANCASTHISSPELL 2 years ago 3
"And Ted you just keep thinking everyone is out to get you."
"They are."
FFAH
KRAZIE0919 2 years ago 5
This job is stressful
Randy2020 2 years ago
crap ad!!!
pigeonmaneire 2 years ago
pfft... I can do all of those jobs myself :D
missme777 2 years ago 7
hahahaha... funny !
Alarmagadget 2 years ago 3
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kinkos sucks big schlong
jschuel219 2 years ago
"Jerone, you'll talk a big game but do nothing"
"Let's do it"
thisnow1 2 years ago 75
@thisnow1 Thats my favorite part =]
aper81 11 months ago
luv it. seen it too many times.
Hitmen2009 7 months ago
Lol funny commercial
LynnLoveSausage 2 years ago 2
kinkos can lick my sweaty balls
scancool 2 years ago
GO TO HELL KINKO'S!!!!! You money sucking jews!!!
Lalune350z 2 years ago
Kinko's was founded by an Armenian and is owned by FedEx, which was founded by a guy from Arkansas. Thanks for playing, moron.
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Wow you must have allot of time. I left this comment 8 months ago, that's almost a year. Get a life! Who the fuck cares about Kinko's history I'll take a huge shit on that store and their history and you. I didn't mean literally a Jew so make some friends to know the way people talk. Jew's are cheap so its common to call someone a Jew meaning their cheap ass blood sucking bastards. You moron!
Lalune350z 2 years ago
Good come back!
dohead123456 2 years ago
Brilliant
crowdickerson 2 years ago
im not english speaker , may somebody wrigth me what he is saying on the video. i think is funny
firstjedi 3 years ago
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WHy does everybody feel the need to quote the commercial in these comments... assistance for deaf people? YES... WE ALL SAW THE SOMMERCIAL. THE LINES WERE VERY FUNNY. YOU CAN STOP REPEATING THEM IN THE COMMENTS NOW.
drwho1975 3 years ago
Thank you ! Very annoying
kmbkb 2 years ago
gerome youll talk a big game, then do nothing. lmao. I saw this on elen's show. elen rules!
poopyodb 3 years ago
They forgot Desiree, the office slut, who is supposed to... you get the picture.
kgdr24 3 years ago 5
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
usernamesarebitchs 3 years ago
That is literally the funniest commercial I have ever seen in my life!!
mysterymarketer1 3 years ago
"And Ted, you just keep thinking everyone's out to get you......."
"They are."
xtoc422 3 years ago 3
Holy Cow! I use to work there!
LOL Great!
skedular 3 years ago
"can you fold under pressure for me?"
"Like a lawn chair."
:) A clever commercial
uneeinconnue 3 years ago
"Jerome,you'll talk a big game then do nothing..."
"Let's do it.."
HAHAHAHA...Hilarious.!!!!
jbonez002 3 years ago
You haven't worked in an office, have you?
pcgeek86 3 years ago 5
like a lawnchair-best quote ever.
sanadabri 3 years ago
They are on to us! Run corporate world! Run!
kingofcrowntown 3 years ago
brady noble trims his penis
JouncedLimb 3 years ago
ha 'like a lawn chair'.
this was stupid but in the best way.
danyislaughing08 3 years ago
I love this one 2 I fell to the floor when I saw this one talk about funny maaaan!! 1
1MSTIFF 3 years ago
I FUCKIN LOVE KINKOS!
ChrisGonz831 3 years ago
I work with everyone in this commercial! WOW
JemalBeale 3 years ago 4
prove it
joehinkle14 3 years ago
i love it... the guy who "talks a big game and then do nothing" really looks exactly like that. so good.
nsj2kx 3 years ago 4
I like tacos...
threenailzz 3 years ago
shut up
abasanti 3 years ago 3
i do too
but...
STUPID
STCodes 3 years ago
"Lets do it." -- priceless.
hhijklmjoe 3 years ago 4
That's my office, all right!
freebrook 3 years ago
I love this one. I show it to my class because they have to do a GROUP project!
cjsp77 3 years ago 3
"Like a lawn chair." Awesome.
stshores24 3 years ago 7
hahaha. x]Priceless.
objordal 3 years ago
Remember folks... it's only funny because it's true.
Tube4Christ 3 years ago 31
In fact, all of us have to some degree the same tendencies to make excuses in the nature of at least one of these characters. So everyone, do yourselves a favor and stop turning these kinds of things into political wars, it is simply a very, very, funny, hilarious COMMERCIAL.
footballfrk254 3 years ago
What most people on this board fail to realize is that this is called comedy/satire, hence, it is not a representation of all corporate offices and at the same time it IS a representation of all American corporate offices. All of the characters depicted in this comedically genius piece of film are hyperbolic in nature, representating to an EXTREME and EXAGGERATED degree the many different office personalities encountered in corporate America.
footballfrk254 3 years ago
hilarious ad, love the paranoid guy at the end. The retorts by the employees are absolutely perfet.
VideoLonghorn 3 years ago 2
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Sadly, this commercial represents 90% of the American work force....lazy, overpaid morons who spend more time at the office talking about their new handbag or Starbuck's drink than actually getting real work done. No wonder all the jobs are going to China and India, where people still value productivity and hard work and dont complain about everything. Live it up, America...your days are numbered.
Hunkola 3 years ago
I'm sure you've made this assumption based on watching the office. It isn't like this anywhere I have worked. Sorry.
America's days are nowhere near numbered. Remember the great depression, nearly 80 years ago? We're still doing O.K. if you ask me...
xbiosparkx 3 years ago 2
Just 90%? When Starting in 1999 I got jobs with dot-com startups that went bust very quickly. The "offices" were in super-pricey lofts, the staff thought it was a hang-out, and they spent loads of cash on decorating the place with Star Wars doodads and other collectibles. Eventually the shareholders got wise and forced out all the hippies who worked there, replacing them with super-boring businessmen who arranged buyouts.
MondoBeno 3 years ago 2
What dot-coms did you work for? I saw a TV clip about Facebook and it was just like you described....a bunch of 20-something slacker dipshits with unwashed hair lounging around playing Rock Band or hackeysack in their cubicles....looked like a real fuckin' circus to me....what a fuckin joke....I hope they go bankrupt.
Hunkola 3 years ago
Another stereotype... hopefully you're not from America. Cause boy you're making your country look bad. You apparently have never lived here. Sounds like they teach you how to disrespect over where you work. Do you work? Cause it sounds like you complain a lot more than us!
NenocsIuoj 3 years ago
Jobs are going overseas because of money. Chinese and Indian workers don't expect as much money, thus they get paid less. But nice job putting that together in your educated mind.
NenocsIuoj 3 years ago
hahaha. i've never heard of them.
is it nation wide?
xlalaxlala 3 years ago
"dont be mad ups is hiring"
- Biggie
hardstyle 3 years ago
Hey what happened to the token black guy.
BigAuk 3 years ago
you are racist "bigAuk"
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"lets do it"
gggnarly 3 years ago
funny but uahhh......UPS!!!!!!
bballmark13 3 years ago
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ups is for gay homosexuals
dv122 3 years ago
id like to know what a 14 year old kid uses ups for, bballmark13.
stfu.
diebitchboy 3 years ago
i dont think 14 year old guys uses ups at all!
FELIKS2121 3 years ago
haha this is funny
instantstarfan91 3 years ago
This is my office!
aerochimp 3 years ago 3
Catering to the executive who places blame on everyone else. Gratz.
fourwindsoh 3 years ago
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FedEx Kinko's is the worst company ever. DO NOT work for them.
iiroqkblaqk 3 years ago
I'm so sorry you feel that way. I work for FedEx Kinko's and happen to love it. It really is a great company I'm sorry you had a bad experience.
lhestrada01 3 years ago 8
I don't think so. I work for FedEx Kinko's and it is a wonderful company to work for. They've done no wrong with me. I love working there.
kevin361 3 years ago
dis still makes me laugh!!! Keep feeding me old information LMAO!!!! dis is my job all over
mikeearl2002 3 years ago 2
such a good commercial...one of the best
ClBball 3 years ago 2
ugg it still wont load
LCHSbaseballer 3 years ago
ugg it wont load
LCHSbaseballer 4 years ago
Lmao like a lawnchair
RainsShadow5 4 years ago 5
"Ted, you're just keep thinking that's everyone is out to get you", "They are..." I just can't stop laughing....
smyru 4 years ago 5
All of those charecters sure do wok at my office LMAO
Senoritae23 4 years ago
it 2 funny, my lungs hurt!
FletcherUchiha 4 years ago
The Office Space of commercials...
Tube4Christ 4 years ago
And Ted you just keep thinkin everyone's out to get you.... They are.. LOL
Magic10Man10 4 years ago 4
I feel the same way. And I work at home!
OnTheWing2007 4 years ago
lol
chaunceyrodriguez 4 years ago
Wow! Thats my office meeting feels like!
djhinrg 4 years ago
nice cm!
where do you find who wrote the cm?
lmn604 4 years ago
LOL!! that is great!
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let's do it
RoyalMessup 4 years ago
"Let's do it." HAHAHA.
mybrain0nska101 4 years ago
LMMFAO!!! Simply awesome!!! "can you fold under pressure for me?" "like a lawn chair"
Classic!!!
kubel353 4 years ago 5
Fill in the names with your co workers Great commerical.
Gwenlj 4 years ago 4
im like Jerome or Dean rofl.
youwishzz 4 years ago 2
FUNNY
millionsvideos1 4 years ago 3
I'd do Jerome's job: Talk a big game then do nothing.
So funny.
MattProtrains 4 years ago 3
Ted, you just keep thinking everyone's ou to get you
they are
theshining924 4 years ago
Dean, can you fold under pressure for me
Like a lawnchair
theshining924 4 years ago
Sue, you're in charge of waffling.
Are you sure?
TBlightng 4 years ago
You got to love Jerome!
Talk a big game and do nothing. "Let's do it."
Klossinger 4 years ago 8
I can't get enough of this commercial.
Trainingtruck 4 years ago
hilarious
penguinrapist 4 years ago
I relate to Ted (everyone's out to get me)
kirbivore 4 years ago
I love it !
laurenlulu84 4 years ago
I LOVE FEDEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friends and I have a strange obsession with fedex for some reason...its really funny.....
samval88 4 years ago
This is my favorite. Although they changed Ted's comments on this version for some reason. The original on that aired had him saying something different. Both are great though!
highkamp 4 years ago
hahaha
PopsONE0 4 years ago
my favert commerchel
EricTheGolfer 4 years ago
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i dont get it?
RaChyy007 4 years ago
"they are" rofl
jdiaz05 4 years ago
i guess you're laughing but are you really rolling on the floor?
kartikbalar 4 years ago
Great commercial!
07berk07 4 years ago
Like a lawn chair funny
bvem70 4 years ago
lol love it fukcing hilarius
cky153dgfan 4 years ago
LMAO oh man, i laugh every time i see this
spinner1985 4 years ago
for all of those who are asking what waffling means, it basically means you cant decide on anything one way or another
yesmitsme 4 years ago 3