Turning iPhone into lethal laser accident

[Mrjoshthejosh1]

like if im the only one who wanted joe being attack by an octopus made out of oranges



[hersheyguy1]

Terrible

[M0niak]

FAKE, Those were satsumas!

[1423bmxguy]

Nho!!

[MacRay14]

INITIATE BEAMULATION!

[steelJ4RV1S]

@MacRay14 good song title

[Black874Diamond]

FAKE!! Those are tangaloes. (Yes I know I spelled it wrong.)

[Narigudoification]

NNNOOOOOOO.



[thebeardedjohn]

Joe has pretty gay shoes

[elrenato82]

the oranges were pretty funny!

[Zuretis]

all teds videos are legit so stop disliking

[chimpman1187]

am i an idiot if i tried to look for this in the app store?

[Casanova1177]

@chimpman1187 yes...yes you are :P

[satinsguard]

I was eating an orange while watching this.

[lucasbudega]

INITIATE THE BEAMULATION !

[justronify]

death by oranges

[TheDJAMI]

you always end your videos with ungmmm-zhah

[TheMagicman771]

JOE JOE JOE JOE NOOOOO

[sk8tards]

@thedaredevilist so is ur penis

[peachswishaPS3]

omg is this real!!

-_-

i like how ppl spam omg its fake!

[TheCoolPancake]

GODDAMNIT JOE STOP DYING

[cmard96]

nnnno!

[MrJovi287]

Nohhhh. Makes me laugh all the time

[TheCoolmagic001]

i feel sorry for joe loll

[thedaredevilist]

fake and weird

[sesshomaruisnturs]

"noo"

[l33tsn1per]

TedCrusty is a user on Youtube that uses thumbnails to trick (for fun) people. He also titles the video of stuff people would want to know about, and turns it into a very simple joke, and always ends the death of his friend "Ted" by saying "No." subtly after the sighting of Ted's death has occurred. Almost every video he accumulates the word "NO." It's his signature :)

[Edge0fPain]

dragonlasers > pointers which are commonly called "lasers" :D

[1188movie]

he always says nno! at the vids end

[silentglaceon]

@1188movie yeah, i "kno" right? lol. it makes the whole thing hilarious doesnt it? > <

[tamagotchiboy002]

No?! :O

[MrRancidrage]

Jokes on you, those are tangerines.

[hotelmario510]

Nnno...!

[motormouth1000101]

Fake I phone don't exist in the 21st century its a telegraph

[eriktenerife]

its so powerful it can cut you in half and cover you with orange

randomness for the win

[CardboardCelery]

After watching 249 of Ted's videos I have concluded that Joe lacks a head and MIGHT be a stunt double

[SamWwFc1993]

@CardboardCelery You can not prove that... troll!

[tagman865]

LOL orange?

[Hanzy302]

rip steve :(

[SeethinGreenin]

This is what happaned to steve jobs

[sawedman]

i swear if his editing gets antmore realistick im gonna start think people are really dieing

[Videoboy45]

LOL@ the tangerines

[TheJameslopes]

I actually laugh at these vids

[randomeddie]

@TheJameslopes I do too, all the time!

[PunisherFran]

@TheJameslopes me too

[superdupersnorkle]

@TheJameslopes They are hilarious.

[davidabz]

first time i watched I thought it was fake, but then i reviewed it and noticed that its a real situation... this is very serious. Im taking back my kids iphone. thanks ted.

[3rdiDRaGZPS3]

@davidabz LOL You have the funniest jokes.

[K4Lku]

...

[GrammarNazi100]

Ted. How are you so good at editing these?

[Likethelegos]

Dabbling in the unknown world of laser military technology:

There's an app for that.

[GumballGeoff]

Hang on a minute! What happened to the iPhone?

[Gugu2K9]

Oh Look, from him this is the video which lasts more, actually...

[heytheretyler]

nah

[motormouth1000101]

I don't quite get this one I suppose Joe gets it.

[madmanmatty07]

This Is FAKE! Everyone knows oranges are red. Duhh...

[motormouth1000101]

37 people press the wrong button and slice Joe in half.

[Keza01904]

y oranges?

[nnothin5555]

@grahamrees87 no,really? Your a dumbass

[doublethechance]

nnno

[phantom6234]

if joe dosent have any hands how did he tie his shoes

[evviefoxx]

@phantom6234 With the Force of course. Doesn't everyone?

[MrNiCK10111]

the "hyymph" at the end of all your videos?

[MarblesStudios]

@MrNiCK10111 He's saying "no."

[dodgedip123]

thumbs up if someone you know was killed using this deadly app.

[Encoun2er]

And that's why British humor is so bad:(

[cockroachhornetwasp]

'my laser app has plasma rays' (in a sarcastic voice)

[IhackShane]

9/11!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xmaggot93X]

Alright then, Joe, how's it going dabbling in the unknown ward of military laser technology?

[HolyCannolli]

how do you come up with so many forms of death?!

[scriminamp]

This video is fake!!!! I can tell because a true holder of a military grade laser would know those are tangerines!!

[WatchingAnimeV]

@scriminamp There Supposed To Be You DumbFuck

[JJsmallz]

@WatchingAnimeV idiot

[WatchingAnimeV]

@JJsmallz Sorry Haha that was my brother

[MegaShaaf]

@scriminamp You are an idiot

[scriminamp]

@MegaShaaf why? those are tangerines

[goblis11]

@scriminamp not necesarily tangerines theres loads of different types

[KyleM1238235]

@scriminamp isnt it supost to look fake

[robbewuzhere]

@scriminamp it aint fake.. my iphone 6g does have lightsaber and xbox 720 -.-...

[starakdamian]

I love the people that are so serious and comment with, "this is fake.."

[EmoticonMayhem]

Joe is such a laser noob. Military grade lasers cover people in tangerines, not oranges

[MrKommpa]

all is fake i see the rope in the ufo. i prommes

[MrKommpa]

FUCK you it whas my name :(

[MrKommpa]

this is fake

[MrMadpigs]

@MrKommpa no its not!!!

[ManuAllowitsch]

i love his voice

[JillyBean860]

Poor Joe hahaha

[ssm245]

iphones are gona rule d world

[Keza01904]

Why oranges?

[TheTomWIlliams]

the oranges did it for me

[Mikey7889]

Lol call of duty is in the tags

[scriminamp]

This video is fake because those were not oranges, they were tangarines!!!

[1985woooman]

People just don't get the humor in his videos, i love at the end of almost every video, he says, nnnnoo in a soft British accent, isn't that fucking hilarious. xD

[LightwaterValleyGirl]

Joe? Joe? No!

[jacketnipple]

this is too real...

[TheGdawg21]

anyone notice how joes always wereing the same shoes?? -___-

[AwesomePie100]

@TheGdawg21 ...... noeh.

[germino777]

this is totally fake cause those aren't oranges, those are cuties

[omigodimanotary]

@germino777 : I *knew* there was something fishy! Good catch! He really had us going there. lol

[ozi19941206]

alright then JOE! NO!!!!!!!!!

[attackofthewarriorbu]

Your NNNOoo sounds like different thsi time

[jackoconnor24111]

Your videos are crap

[funnyproduction1000]

@jackoconnor24111 Thats why you have to have a sense of humor. Then they won't be crap (: G' Day

[ultimatefaith2]

@jackoconnor24111 crap? this is for entertainment purposes only. i you want a real video, boycott tedcrusty.

[fredgonecrazy]

cover them in oranges, hahaha great idea

[Salamandria23]

This is fake.

[4C4rly4]

@Salamandria23 no it isn't

[Salamandria23]

@4C4rly4 lol

[4C4rly4]

@Salamandria23 :P

[BMXriot825]

@Salamandria23 *facepalm*

[potatoboy9]

@Salamandria23 Nhoooo

[nonginger]

@Salamandria23 no shit dumbass

[TheRoachsanderson]

pendejo

[AmbitiousMusicNote]

Oranges? :P

[sunniemiriam]

Ur "nhoo's" are so epic!

Maybe use a real dead-playing guy in ur videos, that would be awesome.

[jleakos]

@sunniemiriam the puppet is much better.

[dingosrock100]

Nnnnoooooo

[dingosrock100]

Nnnnoooooo

[DjCandyApple]

@iTzDaT1KiD his videos are supposed to look cheesy and fake, it adds to the humour

[webbhead92]

How come Ashley Cole escaped being cut in half during the Wales/England game?

[MrJdh1997]

NO?

[xemzy3000x]

@BluelightSpike i knoww i was thinking .............why r ther oranges? whyy?

[BluelightSpike]

I get the laser technology... Yeah..

BUt... Oranges? What the fuck?!?

ORANGES?!?!

[Keza01904]

@BluelightSpike yeah-bananas would be better

[Goldenfury12]

NOOOOO

[bradyklepp1]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO

[RandomDancerChick]

LOVE

[mitch36311]

Ahh i love the fact your making videos again ted :)) YOU ROCK!!

[SplatterMW2]

Yeah...hes got a laserpointer under his phone....u can even hear the "click" at 0:10

[cimore000]

on your next video, can you do Nay.... instead JUST FOR ME?

[Vertigo688]

@cimore000 Good morrow to thee, Joe! How ist thine jousting practice coming along? ..........Nay..!...

[Syn94]

@Vertigo688 THIS.

[alienfast]

oranges lmao!!! "...no!"

[javok1984]

joe...no lol

[InsanePoopMaster]

ORANGES.

[JoleneRamsahai]

lmfao oranges!

[deluvas]

Hey TedCrusty, when you have time, can you show us your facility where you clone all the Joes? xD

[mrcuddles100]

Hey guys I'm in an exclusive elite club where it's just me who knows the truth about these videos and I;m going to correct anybody who says they are fake by telling them they are supposed to be fake. I admit it can be hard to tell!!!! ITS QUITE A SUBTLE JOKE. uhnoooooooooo

[BODAOSENSACAO]

OMG JOE IS DEAD >_______<"

[sponderman]

@BODAOSENSACAO nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooo­oooooooooo.... t again!?

[magichour76]

This video is 100% real. The people claiming "fake" are Apple employees and other corporate shills trying to supress the truth their potentially fatal products.

TedCrusty is a voice for truth. He fearlessly gives us information about dangerous products so we and our loved ones will not suffer the same fate as Joe. Keep on going Ted, and do not allow yourself to be silenced by the man!

[shakadamus145]

Genius 

[Christmasgoat]

This is real, it happened to Joe

[corncornrocks]

what the fuck kind of a "no" is that lol? Sounds like "nnnnnnnnnnn-"

[djsmith3000]

Keep up the videos!

[Exestenz]

nnnn ho

[Marcemath11]

Nooo ...

[brt5470]

Best channel online.

[PestVic]

hahaha love it :)

[lillegutt93]

ORANGES?!?!?!

[truuninja1]

My brother was killed by his iPhone laser app.

Everyone hating on this video is sick.

Thanks for raining awareness TedCrusty.

[KingGhidorah5464]

@truuninja1 did he get covered in oranges too?

[mrcuddles100]

This is fake you can see the video jumps at 0:35 also joe doesnt have a head which was the second clue

[nintendofanforlife]

@mrcuddles100 Are you stupid or something?

[mrcuddles100]

@nintendofanforlife seriously can't you see this is fake? joe has no head it's obvious this is a fake video and if you cant see that then you are the stupid one. Further evidence.... those are not oranges... they are satsumas. Your move einstein.

[XlRuSSiaNlX]

@mrcuddles100 you are in every way, shape, and form one of the stupidest youtubers I have ever seen

[mrcuddles100]

@XlRuSSiaNlX what so do you actually believe that this is real? have you seen the rest of tedcrusty's videos? They are ALL fake. He is a FAKER. sorry to shake your world but I am a top level intelligence analyst so I am used to getting to the truth of things and although "tedcrusty" nearly had me fooled, further analysis showed the flaws in his techniques. for example look at 0.42 you can clearly see ..... wow you retards don't even know when you are being trolled any more. uh noooooooooooo

[XlRuSSiaNlX]

@mrcuddles100 they are supposed to be fake..

[mrcuddles100]

@XlRuSSiaNlX do you really think that needs to be said? You basically got owned kid. Better luck next time.

[Kennyisawsome1234]

@mrcuddles100 idiot! this is supposed to be fake. apparently you aren't a fan of tedcrusty

[mrcuddles100]

@Kennyisawsome1234 who is the idiot???? do you really think lasers can kill a person called joe who doesnt even have a head??????? DO YOU??????? uhnoooooooooooooooooooooo