Mickey Avalon - Dance

[TheKrodgib]

such a kick ass song

[SSWEQWERT]

@ James11825 holy crap he does...he should crimp

[james118225]

Thumbs up if you think he looks Like Noel Fielding from The Mighty Boosh?

[Bloodoranger]

Why would anyone play duke nukem?

[addrennalynn]

im sorry but does anyone else think the chicks nipple in the beginning is way too small for her tit?

[wwesww]

I love his classic rock references like signs in this song and the beatle's in another

[bwfextreme]

thumbs up if yo knew about mickey before fucking duke nukem!!!

[TheStanCave]

@bwfextreme Harold and Kumor 2 introduced me to Mickey.

[PlasticGunsGoPop]

Front to the back, left to the right, who came here to get fucked tonight?! (;

[xtasyandirony]

he looks like a cancer patient in the firs shot

[bexy1234567]

@xtasyandirony its called a drug addict lmao

[xtasyandirony]

@bexy1234567 I know, but the sock hat was kinda cancer-esk. that would suck! I love Mickey Avalon! and I mean that in the most homose.... I mean keast homosexual way possible. lol

[xtasyandirony]

@xtasyandirony  *least*

[bexy1234567]

@xtasyandirony I MET HIM THIS WEEKEND :D

[xtasyandirony]

@bexy1234567 holy shit! really?

[just2stoned]

I came here because of the duke nukem song. Thumbs up if you did also :)

[agentkai808]

i love the complete i dont give a fuck lyrics. because if youve ever researched his history /childhood. hes makign something of himself now. it may not be what the norm wants but its good.

[DANKIDYD]

Mickey Avalon. Sucks, In my oppinion.

[LebenTysonTank]

@DANKIDYD

you. have no taste,in my opinion.

[DANKIDYD]

@LebenTysonTank You. Need to keep your thoughts to yourself, in my opinion.

[thetruthspeaks123]

@DANKIDYD Your mum needs to keep her legs closed in my opinion!

[DANKIDYD]

@thetruthspeaks123 Your father should have worn a condom in my opinion. Douchebag. :)

[thetruthspeaks123]

@DANKIDYD Your nans dead in my opinion. Twat face. :)

[DANKIDYD]

@thetruthspeaks123 O RLY? Trololo

[thetruthspeaks123]

@DANKIDYD Your sister sucks cock in hell....

[DANKIDYD]

@thetruthspeaks123 O RLY?

[thetruthspeaks123]

@DANKIDYD yes really you retarded or something?

[DANKIDYD]

@thetruthspeaks123 Yep, derp. Metarded

[skinnyman1423]

@DANKIDYD successful troll is successful now tits or GTFO newfag

[DANKIDYD]

@skinnyman1423 Oh, really sire? Or are you sure that it is YOU that is the newfag. Do you even know the ways of the troll? Do you even know the official rules of THE GAME. You know, that thing you just lost? So why don't you just SIT DOWN, and LEARN HOW TO TROLL. Because a troll NEVER quits, we make umad, and so long as you reply with rage we spring into action. :)

[skinnyman1423]

Trolling is an art and you sir are no artist. I ain't even mad bro, But I know what makes u mad

[DANKIDYD]

@skinnyman1423 :) That's just what I wanted you to say.

[skinnyman1423]

successful troll is unsuccessful, U mad bro?

[DANKIDYD]

@skinnyman1423 Inotmad. /B/ro. :)

[skinnyman1423]

@DANKIDYD well played my good man well played.

[PlasticGunsGoPop]

@DANKIDYD Can't tell if trolling.

Or just really stupid...

[DANKIDYD]

@PlasticGunsGoPop Can't tell if memebase fag. Or /b/ro.

[PlasticGunsGoPop]

@DANKIDYD Can't tell if insulting me..

Or coming onto me..;D

[Swilzly]

He reminds me of a more modern rap version of Marilyn Manson.both their music ROCKS!

[SixMileBethy]

mmm...I love you Mickey!

[Gravityboard1]

those were some nice ass titties

[medusasmom]

2 hot new Mickey Avalon tracks out now for free download! go check um out on his homepage !

and come like him on facebook!

[smileZoErein]

Oh Mickey, you never disappoint me. :)

[MrLostgrom]

acts gayer than any other guy but also gets more pussy too. he's the fucking man

[TraG1Kz]

@MrLostgrom He used to be a male prostitute to famous MC's in Hollywood.

[drdavis80]

@TraG1Kz - you have no idea what you're talking about.. he used to be strung out on drugs and sold himself.. moron

[TheStanCave]

@MrLostgrom How about Prince?

[thedereklee9]

i live in newport beach, ca and this is fuckin epiccc

[tatman392]

I love how he's the fucking man, but at the same time humble and laid back. Fuck he's cool!

[KilikedScoundrel]

Better than Mindless Self Indulgence ^^

[alienwrkshopsk8r1234]

I live in charlotte NC

[KissItorMissIt]

My boy ! ♥ I looove Youu so much ! ;- * * *

[lolalover19]

that's my mannnn!

[3MissMorphine]

THIS SONG IS EATHEN HOTTER LIVE ..I SWARE! WHEN HE PREFORMS THIS SONG...... HIS DANCERS MAKE ME STUDDER ...THEY LEAVE ME STAR STRUCK! WOW!

[JamieSinShurtz]

@3MissMorphine

even**

swear**

stutter**

[longboardbrah804]

3 people didnt come here to get fucked tongiht

[10seconds2love]

It baffles me why he is not one of the biggest names out there. He's way better than Eminem.

[Zachisgod92]

@10seconds2love better than eminem at wat?

[Kayites]

@10seconds2love Hes not better than Em IMO but hes lyrics are way more harsh / punky-techoish too, its a very unique musical personality. I listen to mickey avalon way more than Em myself but Em is still better just because he destroys people hence hes the king of rap, but this is like nightclub music, if mickey and marshal were put on a stage, Em would run raps around him, but i still like em both. Sorry for the Geeky reply. I listen to ALOT of music. :)

[VannilaAnnabella16]

@Kayites i agree with u

[GreenestGanja2]

@Kayites LOL you can't compare em with mickey at all, they have totally different style

[TheFr3nchy]

0:03 damn, nice tits. :3

[unseenlock]

this is tite, will this be on his new cd

[UROXZMYSOXZ]

I have that hat that he is wearing in the beginning :D wooh wooh. I love you Mickey.

[TheCRRiddle]

I love how the tit Mickey is kissing has a hard nipple! That's What Mickey Avalon Does To The Ladies!!

[BabyBlender101]

i almost came when he mentioned North Carolina, nc never gets mentioned in rap songs lol

[Kayites]

@BabyBlender101 Lol

[copter7777]

" Can't you read the sign....long haired hippies,need not apply! "

shit yea!!

[krich577]

@copter7777 haha that reference made me respect the shit outta him

[copter7777]

@krich577 no joke!

[jrrenz01]

I'm the tax man,

and I'm here to collect,

I take ass, cash, and traveler checks

[purringwalrus]

anybody know where i can download this at

[popoufo]

at 0:29 is a badass picture of him behind the mannequin thing. Looks like fucking Clockwork Orange

[Dakestheman]

only 58 thou views? they must be all mine.

[jclassic10]

i cant find this song nowhere and i love this song

[TheBridgitine]

I f-ing love this song

[multimatthew91]

north carolina represent bitch!!!!

[mmaaarrcc]

could some1 plz link a download 4 this song? :D, would appreciet it a loot ty guys!

[hannsfartknocker]

@mmaaarrcc

dirpy.com

[mmaaarrcc]

@hannsfartknocker ty very much :D

[THISISMYELAMENT]

@mmaaarrcc

zamzar.com

[heyitsurfriendjesus]

that girl at the beginning looked suuper fine!

[icreatedgame]

this needs to hit the clubs

[TIK175]

can he top the last album

[skiddynig]

He is doing it again

[Ttubye]

Mickey is a virgin, y'know.

[brackishwaterz]

he has a daughter

[MaddieWilder]

rofl.

[Ttubye]

Ttubye, you're such a dumbass.

[MsHustlerhoney]

this shit is simpley uhmaZzin!<3

[myersde01]

I love you mickey!!!! lol fuck he is on fire.. this song is hot.. check out.. "STROKE ME" and "I GET EVEN"

[niggafield]

thanxs man. i get even is awsome

[xxElecricxLollypopxx]

he looks hella scary at :37

BUT...

otherwise hott and sick

[jellotimegurl77]

He's sick but I still love him lol and he looks druged out oh yeah who on hell would want boob's that big I bet her back hurts I know mine so I'm a C and my bak hurts....Roar!!!!!

Emo lovers 4life!!!!

[DamnEmoKids]

@jellotimegurl77 Lmao I'm a chick and Guys surely dont give a fuck if a chicks back hurts cause her boobs are so big they just like the boobs.

[jeffgibsonweb]

@DamnEmoKids haha, your right, we really don't care, as long as they don't complain to us. ;)

[jellotimegurl77]

Ugg

[dwfwwf]

this song reminds me of Pretend We're Dead by L7 hahha

[Boarderforlife32]

this song kinda reminds me of shwayze's syle

[pizzamann113]

same producer ;)

[deamonfroggy]

oooh shit dis is fiiire

[HarlotsLocks]

Mickey Avalon is a god.

[go5923]

@HarlotsLocks Mickey Avalon is THE god

[92Alexander19]

@HarlotsLocks hes a jew, maybe hes the next jesus.

[TheStanCave]

@92Alexander19 Really? I've never heard of a Jew being as broke as him.

[manwithabitchpermit]

nice titties at the beginning

[Lauren10237]

@manwithabitchpermit 5 bucks their fake (:

[manwithabitchpermit]

@Lauren10237 no shit it was sarcasm though its hard to convey that message through typing.

[HotGrillsAndHighTops]

aint nobody on the mic this nice mickey avalon rollin pink fuzzy dice (?) take all your money and split out the back with your honey and my illegit kid sniffin ritalin at the holiday inn gettin loose at the pool with some juice and gin two sets of twins taking swim with a snorkel and fins in my aquarium a hundred mile an hour with the bag of dust and the police man got his hands on my nuts what

[HotGrillsAndHighTops]

1 to the 2 , 3 to the 4 who came here to get drunk and drive mickey avalon outta gas outta time outta town outta touch outta my mother fuckin mind sittin in charlette north carolina on the gray hound bus (?) on my mind sunshine heroin and wine and you wonder why your lady keep my telephon line ringing all the time cant you read the sings long haired hippies need not apply hundred mile an hour with the crack in the pipe and the police man keep flshin them lights

[HotGrillsAndHighTops]

front to the back left to the right who came here to get fucked tonight mickey avalon high as a kyte lipstick dick with my name in lights(?) smash the glass at the dragon fly back on the pipe but thats all right cuz your bitch in my grip and she's sleepin tight and so's your mom(?) cant go far cuz a stolen car hundred mile an hour with a needle in my arm and the polic man keep ringing the alarm

[maniac666]

if u need all the words to the song ask me

[allex8]

lyrics please!

[xCodyv69x]

damn bro were do u get these at?

[ggallin366]

i cant wate for the new cd

[chaikaew]

when is it coming out?

[xxElecricxLollypopxx]

@chaikaew

sometime in february!

YAY!!!

[brewsterbubs125]

I love mickey avalon, new album will be sweet if it ever comes out