Learn to Speak Northern

[MRJONNYMUSIC]

haha spot on Hull accent.

[plusmatt44]

Sounds like Barnsley to me.

"Er Ner, Wer Oh Ma Boo-wits?"

("Oh no! Where are my boots?")

[Sinsta13]

"AAM FRAM LANDAAN N WEE TAWK LOIK DIS". Southern muck.

[aragornthebrave]

It sounds like a cross between a Manchester and an East Yorkshire accent - how did you miss out West Yorks in the middle???

[Sinsta13]

@aragornthebrave or East Lanchashire. Seriously, it's a place :) I was used to live in Rossendale. Sunny little place it is.

[brzuszeczek]

LAME !!!!! lame lame lame !

[NiludaRocks]

What the fuck was this?

[jamespointer1]

omg........ thats upsetting... get of the internet and out of this world..

that is horrible...

[whitaker91susie]

Just like the Hull accent, lived there for 2 years and it is spot on.

[Foxybingooo]

not exactly true to the accent, but still funny

[Tashajung]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

[whitaker91susie]

I'm at uni in Hull and the accent is spot on

[TheSoundtracksMan]

This is insulting -:( we speak nothing like that!

[rchave]

@TheSoundtracksMan

fockin ell man youse need a sense of hoomurr, pet.

[1202noz1202]

This is fucking insulting.

[XxHopKinzXx92]

he used to be a sofa

[dtihkse]

decked

[DonforDead]

Smirk....Dicked

[Jasminejwilliams1412]

I'm American but it's true some Americans don't try to understand

[finbar12345678]

ITS A JURKE

[teamcuba2000]

WHAT A PILE OF SHIT, SORRY.... "SHITE"

[SummerHerald]

lmao

[EinkOLED]

The northern accent just as the south/east/southeast and south west varies from county to county and even town to town.

People in yorkshire for instance cannot say 'the' and their mouths would instantly fizz up with throth and fall with their legs in the air at any attempts at saying it.

[Olinike]

shuda jus lived there for a year, theyd of soon picked it up, they dont sownd nufin like em either :L

[bendym4n123]

im a manc

[aidar369]

hahahaha tha dunt sound owt like mi. on thi bike mucker!

[Wilfslad]

Hilarious. Ccan we have a masterclass on how to pronounce 'toast' please?

[sianc001]

i am from the north and i cried laughing. and being from the north i don't laugh very often.

[jlew10]

I'm from Yorkshire... guy on left got abit of Yorkshire slang... My man wit specs on sounds more like Manc!

[LuckyParrots]

This isnt actually that far from Hull type speak. Although many speak with very few pronounciations of 'H' I.e Ull

Saying that, i'm from East yorkshire and i speak like i came from middle lincolnshire mixed with North :P

[quincy103LFC]

Nice Nice!

[random0happiness]

"No I don't smoke... Dickhead"

Brilliant :L

[MrMckenzietyrone]

T' lion t' witch t' wardrobe  up t' rooad , eh lass

[andygeorge1990]

I'm southern but I go to university in Hull, and a lot of locals certainly do say 'Coke' like 'Kirk'.

[rmclXO]

I aint ever heard any one talking like that.. thats shit.

[TrilogyofC]

Harry and Quinton are butt sex buddys

[jjdecani]

Well, I do believe I may go to the bottom of our stairs.

[cutedevil786]

omg we so do NOT tlk like dat lol

[bl4desm4n]

We dunt speak nowt like this in sheffield...!

[janiac]

lmao sounds utterly fake but ur on the right track.. jst far too much emphasis... sounds more retarded then just plain northern, it made me laugh though

yorkshire lass

[babydollrox]

oh dear

[MEGiiExox]

LOL this was well funny :L

[pacsgg]

Even mexicans think it's funny, cheers from Mexico mate! :D

[mandscat]

Epic or Ahh-p-ic

[chinballs2]

it's cork, smork and sorfa. idots.

[sisijo62]

would you shoot another lesson please?

I need to learn, honestly

thanks

[Offsmack1]

lol, I like the ending... nice humour, well done, 5*

[ALBIONTYKE]

These whimps don't seem to mind embarrasing themselves do they ? The North starts at Sheffield and ends up north of Newcastle.( unless your comming from Scotland lol ) The northern accents are as different from each other as Mancunian is to London. The Northern English accent has only one universal trait in common and that is that we dont sound like southern pansies.

[PurpleGurl82]

@ALBIONTYKE so true!

[LUFC896]

Who the chuff says Kirk? or smirk for smoke?

am sure even Southern folk will agree this a pile of wank

[ladmafilms]

@LUFC896 You've obviously never been to Hull

[LUFC896]

@ladmafilms

Thats right...but i know someone from Hull they sound nothin like that

[ladmafilms]

I am from Hull and I know plenty of people that sound like that.

[birdinthewind1]

@ladmafilms i live in hull and i sound like that

[birdinthewind1]

@ladmafilms i live in hull and i sound like that

[birdinthewind1]

@ladmafilms in fact you should call it learn to speak hull

[skippy1mile]

@ladmafilms they really do. ring 118 434 there from hull

[Nakafia88]

@ladmafilms can i just say...im from hull...and i barely understood a word they said... o.O

[TomBatesMusic]

@LUFC896 I'm afraid it's exactly right and Im from the South

[LUFC896]

@TomBatesMusic No it's fucking not, who've you met who talks like that and where were they from?

[TomBatesMusic]

@LUFC896 haha calm down, not the whole thing but a few words she said literally the same! shes from Rotherham :)

[botty06]

Fucking southern bastards!

[ryanthomaskendall]

Why are these two strange men immitating the scottish accent?

[alleywatson]

rubbish, guy with the gegs sounds manc

[simon4RUFC]

what the fook is that

[supermegacrazyawesom]

Fuck you cunts.

[xXLaurenStaceyXx]

i don'd sound like that at all and the sayings are a bit slow

[niknaknonoo]

I DNT FRIGGEN SOUND LIKE THT!!!

[TheGuitarHeroGod2009]

nobdy sarnds like tht rand eeya!! stoopid fools!!

[retrodreams]

yorkshire doesn't sound like that!

[JackyRowe]

this is great!

[proevowakkandr3]

the guy on the right

sounds like Bruno Biatchs

[davetherave777777777]

haha there gonna fail. Great vid

[italianseafood]

lol Dick'ead

[Odhintru]

haha whenever a southerners tried to say the way i say coke its come out like that...

and i loved the "dickhead" ont end haha

[smokey15551]

YORKSHIRE IS A SHIT HOLE

[rkozzy369]

rot in hell shit face!

[Evoluzione2]

So where in the Country do people say 'I'm avin' a smirk' then?

The accent in this clip is all over the place - there is some Manc in there too.

[curlyprincess1]

Hull!

[barnsleygurls]

Thats nothing like anywhere up ere.. whats point fuckin' pikey. Roffle... get a life.

[pardonmedog]

This is well funny...love the way he just adds 'chuck' on the end of that 'can I have a coke please'.

They're both speaking a bizarre mish-mash of scouse, manc and yorkshire accents

[capitalismdubz]

sounds pure yorkshire to me.

[Fordee38]

Oh my god, yorkshire sounds nothing like that. We dont say Kerk for coke, we say Kurk, and smoke isnt smerk, its smurk. God you southerners have no idea.

[Evoluzione2]

The title reads 'Northern', not Yorkshire, there are more Northern areas than Yorks...

The accent they are copying is North Eastern -Tyneside etc.

[samliffe]

lol sound nowt like that, lol the shaved head one sounds like a reight chav, good laugh to have though lmao

[ArransWorld]

im from the the north and i sound nout like that lol. It sounds like manchester/leeds, northern accent, no such thing lol. funny though1

[teamfishcake]

I think too many people commenting on this video are taking it WAY too seriously. For christ's sake, it's a joke - get a sense of humour and stop being so offended about a comedy sketch. They're almost as bad as those hysterical kneejerk Daily Mail readers that expressed their HORROR and DISGUST and SHOCK at the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand radio show that they didn't listen to.

Anyway - this sketch made my face do a smiley noise.

And I'm a Manc :)

With a sense of humour.

(and a profile :-P)

[ladmafilms]

Thanks teamfishcake. I've long been a fan of your work. I remember seeing your Brasseye parody many moons ago.

[rawchillin]

Look north is one of the funniest things iv ever seen. peace and props from a very proud yorkshireman.

[SpacedTime]

mostly Manc

[rawchillin]

the guy on the right is more manc, the fella on the left is more yorkshire

[jaycloth1]

I feel sorry for you sad, little lettucy southerners!!

As all great luminaries state of the Yorkshire accent, which is not what we hear here (Lord knows what it is they're speaking), but will use as the greatest example of the Northern 'accent',

"We don't have an accent, this is what English sounds like, Dickheads"!

[LUFC896]

Yorkshire accent most trustworthy in accent in Enlgand

and thats the worst attempt of Northern accent and dialect that ive heard from southners

[emanitudism]

Yup that's a mix of places like Manc and Hull.

[JackGlands]

Exactly.

[alleywatson]

That's manc

[eastbaypunkmaffia]

er this is bollocks we can actually.. take and pronounce properly

[chrismerrell]

yeh funny, but thats just a weird chav from manc talk. Not proper yorkshire

[loyalwiganwarrior18]

that aint northern thats yorkshire.

us lancashire lot prunounce O's proper not like err

[69princessconsuela69]

lol

[livvy980]

Funny But Nower Near Northen

[kprice1990]

WTF ?? im from barnsley which is like the broadest yorkshire accent there is, and that was bollocks ???? he sounds like hes from manchester/chester/hull ?? if your gunna take piss , do it right lol sad, soft bastards

[0114owl1867]

kinda funny but way off the mark !

[garryentropy]

Eh doesnt tha know thas seriously unfunny, like one o them harry enfield sketchs from years ago but without t umour, instead o farting around wi them expensive college video cameras,

(add own line)

[Daisyxpie]

ere mate dont be callern northerners know worra meen ill nok yoo owt

lol, I say coke. I hate londoners and southerners personally, cos they always take the piss

[svenlion76]

F- Bullshit!!! That's just rubbish and such a waste of time! Bollocks!!! F-that!

[Lukeashley2323]

don,t even sound like ya tryin im from Wakefield Yorkshire and that was the shitest piss take of the north i have heard in me life.........

[Chooky07]

funny

[Vertman3000]

Hahaha

[skibadeedooda]

its fucking manchunian

[mcjonnyste07]

IM FROM THE NORTH! BUT I FOUND THIS VIDEO FUNNY! hAHA

[helmy044]

Hahaha! You know, we don't strain the vowel on EVERY word, you can speak normally most of the time! Nice try though! Oh and, I got all of those right! =D

A true Yorkshire lass...

[lolmancunt]

Lol this is like mancurians lol.

[W4RW017]

Awesome ending.

[PlanetGiraffe]

i've heard northern sofas are very soft.

[TrilogyofC]

@PlanetGiraffe my moms pussy is very soft