The San Francisco Department of Public Health saw 75,000 patients per year, of whom 70 to 80 per cent are homosexual men....An average of 10 per cent of all patients and asymptomatic contacts reported...because of positive fecal samples or cultures for amoeba, giardia, and shigella infections were employed as food handlers in public establishments; almost 5 per cent of those with hepatitis A were similarly employed.
10 The U.S. Centers for Disease Control reported that 29% of the hepatitis A cases in Denver, 66% in New York, 50% in San Francisco, 56% in Toronto, 42% in Montreal and 26% in Melbourne were among gays.11 A study "suggested that some transmission from the homosexual group to the general population may have occurred."12
FECAL SEX About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,5 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity--half regularly over 6 months. Result?--the "annual incidence of hepatitis A in...homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A.
Just to cut Rick Perry some slack. As homosexuality is not a choice, the Guv can't help the fact that he is a blithering, idiot, moron, douchebag. I mean he was born that way. He may also be a closet mo himself, but most of us gays don't want to claim him.
There it is again in the last two seconds. Your playfulness shines at that moment. Want to go viral big time? String the last 5 seconds of each video together and play that.
As a Texan, I'm ashamed of all of our governors running (and becoming) for president. Texas Governors need to stop running! It's making us ALL look bad.
@KrissLucia You're the first Texan I've seen admit this - and for that, I give you props. Why is it they just won't admit that they've voted for idiots like this man the past 11 years and before. I sure miss Ann Richards ( or was it Richardson)---gawd she was smart and funny.
@TheJacobOller As another Texan though, don't lose faith my friends for we have one redeeming feature...guess which state Dr. Paul's lived and served in for the past few decades?
Rick Perry wears a jacket prominently featured in Brokeback Mountain, just about the gayest film ever. Oozing with homosexual debauchery. Just the way I like it.
Why are american presidential terms so short? You just never shut the fuck up about presidents (no offense intended like I enjoy watching people take the piss out of them) just it seems to be something you guys always talk about.
@LoudIndoorVoice Our presidential races are excruciatingly long and start way ahead of time, so it gives us opinionated people time to really tear into the ones who are crazy.
@TheJacobOller SO LONG! here we just elect a new government when the old Taoiseach (Priminister) gets too fat or too rich. and they only start their campaigns like a week before hand.
@Eseress I know that but after about 2 years as president they start another campaign to make sure they get re elected. that's not a big break between campaigns.
Rick Perry wearing a fine waistcoat and short leather gloves!
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The San Francisco Department of Public Health saw 75,000 patients per year, of whom 70 to 80 per cent are homosexual men....An average of 10 per cent of all patients and asymptomatic contacts reported...because of positive fecal samples or cultures for amoeba, giardia, and shigella infections were employed as food handlers in public establishments; almost 5 per cent of those with hepatitis A were similarly employed.
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10 The U.S. Centers for Disease Control reported that 29% of the hepatitis A cases in Denver, 66% in New York, 50% in San Francisco, 56% in Toronto, 42% in Montreal and 26% in Melbourne were among gays.11 A study "suggested that some transmission from the homosexual group to the general population may have occurred."12
united101usa 2 months ago
you are so damn cute, i would marry you :D
kylebless310 2 months ago
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FECAL SEX About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,5 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity--half regularly over 6 months. Result?--the "annual incidence of hepatitis A in...homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A.
united101usa 2 months ago
LoL Jacob! Well done, thanks for the laugh - while I almost cried at how close to reality this probably is... ;-)
RobertMfromLI 3 months ago
hehehe, dude, you totally win. This is hilarious ;) Well done - more please.
mbfelcher 3 months ago
This video made news in Australia! Totally a subscriber now.
goldcoaster90 3 months ago
very hot guy.
ajd1177 3 months ago
Just to cut Rick Perry some slack. As homosexuality is not a choice, the Guv can't help the fact that he is a blithering, idiot, moron, douchebag. I mean he was born that way. He may also be a closet mo himself, but most of us gays don't want to claim him.
dino0967 3 months ago
Good to know there are still people like you
stevdv 3 months ago
@stevdv This makes me feel like Batman
TheJacobOller 3 months ago 11
@TheJacobOller Then Perry must be the Joker :p
stevdv 3 months ago
Hahahahaha! You are SO damn funny! I love it!
innocentsainthavok 3 months ago
Brilliant!
laurenisdem 3 months ago
At the end when you threw your hands up, you sooo reminded me of Eric Foreman from "That 70s Show" :D
LauraisAhMazing 3 months ago 3
Awesome!!!!
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dpn48312 3 months ago
Your script and costume and acting were very entertaining. Keep it up, I think with better production you could go viral.
MarxDezix 3 months ago
you're one of my favorite people. like actually.
(yay for leaving creepy comments on videos uploaded by people I don't actually know?)
emsilyanne 3 months ago
Of all the Perry parodies, this is the best!!!!!
dcfarmboy 3 months ago
Good job kid. You made a Brilliant correlation between lack of reading/understanding of the Bible and the Constitution! Props to you man.
MarkinArabia 3 months ago
There it is again in the last two seconds. Your playfulness shines at that moment. Want to go viral big time? String the last 5 seconds of each video together and play that.
gfaber99 3 months ago
As a Texan, I'm ashamed of all of our governors running (and becoming) for president. Texas Governors need to stop running! It's making us ALL look bad.
KrissLucia 3 months ago 21
@KrissLucia You're the first Texan I've seen admit this - and for that, I give you props. Why is it they just won't admit that they've voted for idiots like this man the past 11 years and before. I sure miss Ann Richards ( or was it Richardson)---gawd she was smart and funny.
MarkinArabia 3 months ago
@KrissLucia As another Texan, I agree completely, as long as by "ALL" you mean "Humanity"
TheJacobOller 3 months ago 13
@TheJacobOller Inevitably, I do.
KrissLucia 3 months ago
@TheJacobOller As another Texan though, don't lose faith my friends for we have one redeeming feature...guess which state Dr. Paul's lived and served in for the past few decades?
Spjungen 3 months ago
this is hilarious
xartion 3 months ago
Rick Perry wears a jacket prominently featured in Brokeback Mountain, just about the gayest film ever. Oozing with homosexual debauchery. Just the way I like it.
roybertxtangerine 3 months ago
this is fantastic
ademp496 3 months ago
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TheForgaven 3 months ago
So. So good.
bigmouthnotatall 3 months ago
Best Strong parody yet.
NintendoDevil 3 months ago
post this on reddit = internet won
TheSexydrifter 3 months ago 3
@TheSexydrifter Go ahead and karma whore off this if you want!
TheJacobOller 3 months ago 3
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w307288 3 months ago
Love this video, love your spirit!
Hgood1 3 months ago
This is brilliant. You win.
I don't know just yet what it is that you've won, but damn it, you win it.
OhHayMike 3 months ago 33
You are just a little too good at that accent. Also at the very end you look a bit like Nathan Fillion.
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I used to be a GOP candidate like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
naivan66 3 months ago
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naivan66 3 months ago
You need a manlier cowboy hat to really pull of the look of that Statue of a Man. All Hail Emperor Perry.
maskedavnger723 3 months ago
Like the Bible, I haven't read the Constitution. Genius.
UndrgrndMlita 3 months ago 56
Your hat is amazing, you should wear that hat every day.
CrazyAverageFreak 3 months ago
Why are american presidential terms so short? You just never shut the fuck up about presidents (no offense intended like I enjoy watching people take the piss out of them) just it seems to be something you guys always talk about.
LoudIndoorVoice 3 months ago
@LoudIndoorVoice Rick Perry is not, nor will he ever be, a President.
TheseSmithers007 3 months ago
@TheseSmithers007 Never said he would be.
LoudIndoorVoice 3 months ago
@TheseSmithers007 Ah, well I was responding to the part where you said we never stop talking about presidents, and this video is about Rick Perry.
TheseSmithers007 3 months ago
@LoudIndoorVoice Our presidential races are excruciatingly long and start way ahead of time, so it gives us opinionated people time to really tear into the ones who are crazy.
TheJacobOller 3 months ago 8
@TheJacobOller SO LONG! here we just elect a new government when the old Taoiseach (Priminister) gets too fat or too rich. and they only start their campaigns like a week before hand.
LoudIndoorVoice 3 months ago
@LoudIndoorVoice ..how is 8 years short? They're elected for four years but can be reelected for another four. Lol
Eseress 3 months ago
@Eseress I know that but after about 2 years as president they start another campaign to make sure they get re elected. that's not a big break between campaigns.
LoudIndoorVoice 3 months ago