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  • the smoke would of knocked him out unconscious.

  • academy award

  • When he died they sent Leon S Kennedy. Like if you get it!

  • The Wicker Man was the most convincing actor in this entire pile of shit film.

  • If women ruled the world, everything would be so much better... LOL

  • Wat a stupid movie

  • That would hurt getting pulled up when both your legs are broken.

  • I cried when I saw this scene.

    They were tears of joy, because the movie was finally over

  • White matriarchal oppression - men and trees hardest hit.

  • Religion is the worst shit on that god damn planet

    fuck ppl like this. -.-

  • @TheDontWatchChannel damn right

  • You know my family and I were watching this movie together and my dad thought one of the animals to be sacrificed in the Wicker Man was a gorilla and that he would somehow untie the ropes on Nicks legs that were pulling him up and would save him. Try to picture that LOL!!!!!

  • @nintendofool yeh same man

  • YAYYYY :D I hate Nick Cage lol

  • why some religions are fucked up

  • @geckohead135 you mean all...

  • @rootintootinroodypoo afraid some religious noobs will start argueing at how its not wrong..

  • @geckohead135 huh?

  • @emiltheman HIS LEGS ARE BROKEN

  • why didnt he try to untie the rope around his leg? wtf then try to clim out the top

  • cage is pretty good in kickass

  • This is bullshit. "Oh gods in goddesses of nature.." wtf, they don't even say that in real gaul rituals. This is beyond stupid.

  • Nicholas cage is a great actor he just takes the worst roles for his droopy serious face

  • 2:44 for Super Saiyan 3

  • 1:02 for uurgh ergh

  • Nicolas cage= worst actor

  • This movie proves that this would be a better world without any religeon. People will do such terrible things in the name of some god that they have never seen or heard. However, this was an unusual religeous ceremony; they didn't pass the collection plate!

  • @nativetexanful you will never find such a Bullshit in the three big religions! Christans Muslims and Jews are commanded to fight such idol worship bullshit!

  • Does anyone else just think this is hilarious?

  • some serious weird shit on youtube

  • AAAAAH NOT THE TORCH NOT THE TORCH !!!!

  • Iron Maiden - Wickerman

    watch?v=XZkAQoa1plM

  • Burning Knickerless Cage was one of the best things Hollywood has done for years!

  • lol @ americans always trying to remake classics and failing miserably. american cinema. loads of money, no ideas.

  • so bad

  • how come they could publish this pagan hate movie no problem but when it comes to the life of brian...

  • And that's how he became the Ghost Rider

  • 2:29 who ate all the pie

  • 0:30 - Mother nature with Braveheart face paint

  • and in the flames he gets reborn as ghost rider!!!

  • Not as good as Edward Woodwards - it lacks the edge

  • Goddamn furries.

  • @TenzoGames Did not see any furries in there

  • @Herpy1000 Animal masks imply furries.

  • @TenzoGames Heck simple masks? If they where in full fleged suits then sure

  • @TenzoGames The woman at 1:05 is supposed to be a representation of Cernunnos, the Horned God. A lot of the masks look somewhat based on Ancient Celtic styled ritual things.

  • @WayfarerStudios Furry. Got it. :P

  • and good riddance.. hate nicholas cage

  • What Is the beginning part of the movie??

  • Look how thin the wood was on that thing, you could kick it out easily

  • @Aresolar690

    Too bad they hobbled him before this scene!

  • unhappy ending for nicholas cage...I LOVE IT <3

  • so thats how he became ghost rider

    

  • The best quote in the movie was Cage's last one: Ahhhhhhhh

  • well atleast the girl litsen to cage and put dwn the torch

  • how the fuck is he crawling?? they broke his kneecaps..

  • For acting this bad, Cage deserves it. A little quick, though.

  • Stupid religious freaks.

  • @DuckOnQuack17 it's just a movie

  • @DuckOnQuack17 oh, and they aren't religious nuts... they are cultists

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  • lol@ this version

  • The Writer must die!

    The Writer must die!

    The Writer must die!

    The Writer must die!

  • I loved the fact that is his own daughter that burn him.

  • democrats.

  • @azboomer1950 No, I think this behavior looks like something that tea bagger Christine O'Donnell would be up to!

  • @azboomer1950 associating this actor with any of the political parties (even the tea party!) is simply too harsh of an insult :D

  • At least the bones in his legs are reset

    

  • worst remake ever ? possibly

  • Little did they know that the group of female pagans were originally a women's book club...

  • Well, you can't say she didn't put it down...

  • A fitting metaphor for his career

  • Cage in a cage??

    INCEPTION!!!

  • @yousuckondekok genius

  • @yousuckondekok *insert tuba blast here*

  • Nicholas Cage's acting in this movie is absolutely horrendous! In the original, even though I'm not remotely religious, let alone Christian, I'm with Howie all the way on his journey to the Wicker Man, and his eventual horrific death inside it. You really feel for him, which is entirely due to the magnificent performance of Edward Woodward. He conveys genuine anguish and suffering as he's meeting his fate. Cage's acting in this is so wooden, you feel no compassion for his character at all!

  • So let me get this straight, they are uncivilized enough to kill a man by burning him, but they have enough class to get modern equipment to take a picture of him burning? I just find it weird. Also it would have been funny if they gave him a last request and he asked for chocolate cake. :)

  • This is why religion is for dildos.

  • Then he burst out of the ashes and burned all of the people to the ground and would later be known as the pyro in tf2

  • @1215ra

  • not the animals.....

  • Put it down??? ...alright. :)

  • Why sacrifice the animals? Nick Cage, yeah I get it .

    YouTube stop harassing me! FOOK U!

  • I remember watching this when i was i didnt know what the hell was happening

  • This movie sucked ass

  • why do they put him in it?

  • At least it wasn't an arrow. In the knee.

  • shit acting

    

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  • well she did wat he said, he did say put it down

  • every deadbeat dad will use this as an excuse not to take care of their kids.

  • @mdsaxc02 What?! This has absolutely nothing to do with that, leave your personal problems elsewhere.

  • @NutritiouslyHigh i don't have any kids and don't plan to have any anytime soon.He went there serching for a kid then was told that the girl was his. they picked him because he was a cop they knew he would 't stop until he found her anybody else would left after 15 min on that crazy island.I could be wrong i only seen it once and it was 5 years ago sorry if i offended you wasn't my intent.

  • @chase21592 how do u thumbs up

  • @DjTornaidoe I don't know how to thumbs up but, they sure did!!

  • friking ass-holes >:(

  • "The SCV must die"

  • noooooooo why must you 8urn him like that

    he doesn't deserve this ::::(

  • this is for not getting me that barbie doll dad!

  • It's Cage, within a cage...

  • @TheMoshifier Ironic

  • west coast pagans with hybrid cars and macintosh computers, nike shoes, name-brand clothes....yeah.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Wow, Burning Man got really intense that year didn't it?

  • This was one of those

    non-acting days.

  • This movie sucked so bad.

  • Are they saying...the troll must die?

    Damn it Nic Cage, did you find out about Homestuck? 

  • @RandomKPluver

    "The *drone* must die".

  • By the end of this movie I was honestly half expecting that sack to open and then..... death by snoo snoo

  • What is with directors and lighting Nicolas Cage on fire? I mean Ghost Rider, Kick-Ass and the Wicker Man?

  • @AwesomeTAB321 kickass really?

  • @AwesomeTAB321 It's a sign...

  • This movie sucks... what did he even do?

  • i'm a huge fan of the 1973 Wicker Man with Christopher Lee and Edward Woodward a classic british horror film but watching this remake was a disgrace to the 1973 classic.

    But I cant help it that the remake feels more of a Comedy then Horror i cant take this remake seriously and ether way even if i could it's still a horrible this remake. and this is only decent part of it cause of the credits. i'm not hating just being honest. But come on this is a horrible remake and shouldn't have been made.

  • @DavidB0325 I don't even know if I can bring myself to watch the original again...the ending was just so chilling, the kind that sits with you. Their unperturbed singing as the animals scream in pain and he prays with increasing difficulty reminds of Tennyson:

    "[man] Who trusted God was love indeed

    And love Creation's final law

    Tho' Nature, red in tooth and claw

    With ravine, shriek'd against his creed"

  • @vidaliadear i know what you mean but that what so great about the original a masterpiece due that oddly cult and chilling parts of it. it make you feel unconformable and uneasy but most of all unforgettable moment in the end. with the singing and Edward praying and has intensity and more depth on the original. it is uneasy scene to watch but at least is more convincing then this pale of crap of a remake

  • I think the whole part of this movie was to have Nicholas Cage be burned to death.

  • HOW'D IT GET BURNED

  • I find this hard to fap to

  • @76Leonheart Yeah, same. His screams weren't even nearly agonized enough, and he is at least 35 years too old for my taste.

  • @ASaxonAtHeart So you like 10 year olds?

  • @reconnoob Yeah I can't get enough of them. Adults just don't cut it for me.

  • the fact that the kid is doing it just makes it worse

  • wtf, his own family killed him too. wtf dats all BS

  • Want proof women are truly evil? Watch this fucking movie 0.0

  • And this my friends is how ghost rider was born.

  • Fuck religion honestly......

  • @MrProcrasterbating I agree with you. Throughout history millions of innocent people have been killed in the name of religeon. What's so scary is that even now in the twenty-first century it is still going on. If people would work together and find real solutions to the world's problems instead of relying on mythical gods this would be a much better world.

  • thumbs up if smosh sent u here!

  • @DjTornaidoe im gonna send smosh to hell

  • OH SHIT, I'm trapped in a cage made of thin wooden twigs! Better not use them as a ladder and climb out the giant hole in the top!

  • @Corpsolian OH SHIT, but I can't, because they they broke my legs and then tied them together to hoist me into it upside down.

  • @Corpsolian Yeah I'm sure they never thought of that when they were building it.

  • did the bitch got her make up tips from Brave Heart????!

  • Too bad he didn't have a gun so he could shoot all those religeous fanatics. What kind of religeous ceremony is this? They didn't pass the collection plate!

  • HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!

  • 3:24 no! NO! DAMNIT HURRY UP AND MOVE THE CAMERA!!! NOOO!!! MY CAMERAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

  • so this is how he became the ghost rider

  • @jecklestein777 and you better believe they all paied for their sins

  • @jecklestein777 GODDAMMIT !!!!! STOP STEALING THOSE TOP COMMNENTS, AND PSOTIND A ``NEW`` ONE SAYING EXACTLY THE SAME !!! YOU SUCK

  • Well done cage for the shittest acting ever

  • What should've happened: Wicker man gets lit on fire,creates forest fire, everyone dies. It would be more realistic :/

  • I see once again I've stumbled into the weird/creepy part of YouTube.

  • Surely you would try and escape through the top of the head and climb down the arms.

  • @BritishGiants His leg's are broken.. :P You can't tell from this scene but they are, so it would have been difficult.

  • @1998leigh2 Ah well, in that case, poor bastard.

  • @BritishGiants Lmfao, true.

  • nicholas cage goes up the wickermans ass

  • If Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee was inside the wicker man they would of enjoyed it as an alternate sauna

  • sacrificing me wont brick back chuck norris!!!!!! lol! thumbs up

  • lesson fro this movie is dont make women a leader

  • @iymnida182 Then what is the lesson regarding the 1973 version? :P Leader was male

  • 2:44 OH NO HE'S TRYING TO GO SUPER SAIYAN 3!!!!!!

  • now he knows hot it got burnt

  • This picture promotes animal cruelty. Seeing that innocent goat being burned was heart breaking.

  • This is really messed up. How can a woman lead all of these people?

  • THE TROLL MUST DIE!

  • So let me get this straight....people look at this and think they are morons...yet christianity still thrives in modern society??? something is not right here

  • @maccas1329 So, gone to any Christian sacrifices lately? What do you mean no? So modern day Christians don't go around killing people? That's what I thought.

  • @zillajratomicray and the church didnt kill in the middle age ?

  • @Russian3600 I said Modern day

  • @zillajratomicray Not lately but the whole thing is based on a sacrifice is it not? Of course they don't these days because its illegal.

  • this movie mentally scared me.

  • I bet they had a real good harvest next year. Always works. Beats praying to that pissy nazerine any day!

  • First I end up here looking for caning/ wicker furniture. Second, that was a lot of work to burn a guy up. I work with bees and those bees would have kicked everybodies ass in the area. If he were to be stung that many times in the head one eppie pen wouldn't have done shit to keep him alive. There is more but I'm done here.

  • @dirtcurt1 what?

  • Looks like a GOP convention to me.

  • how did that thing not fall down i mean seriously its made out of sticks for fuck sake...

  • Are you sure that isn't a wicker WOMAN?

    I mean, they did pretty much crank him up into it's vagina. Sort of a reverse-birth thing...

  • This is the way trolls are killed in the future.

  • What does this movie have to do with religion... These women are pagans not anything close to modern religions

  • @bushiman32 Paganism still goes on today you know. I'm Pagan, but we don't do any of this.

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  • Religion.

  • Theese ppl fucked up ur suppose to burn yourselves

  • Nicolas Cage deserved this for all the bad movies he's done recently!

  • and thats why religion has had its run. let science lead the future

  • This is how he turned in to ghost rider. Now he's gonna rape all the people in that town

  • @mordicai6 it's "the drone must die"!

  • I stumbled across this by mistake and wish I hadn't. Why do film producers insist on re-making classic british films using shit actors and completely removing the soul from the story?

  • @damnthistinleg its like a shit movie and the story too in my opinion