Liquid Mountaineering UK: Ripple Runner!!

[AnDr3wSchlosser]

Your run like a twat

[JaanaJ1]

Hey Ripple, I think U have to put more Believe in it. I noticed, that just before water U slowed a little bit, like U were affraid what happen on the water.

U have to first imagine,visualize what U wish to do (that U run on water), and then switch off your mind,keep believe, be SURE that U CAN DO IT, then U will do it.

[mustangmikeca]

They have a ramp just under the water, Mythbusters proved it you fucking liars

[sobal79]

need more training!?

[bruinman97]

u suck



[caseychez4]

I don't even think you stayed on top of the water. You took a step in and went down. You suck

[youdog12345]

this pond is actually just a giant puddle, about 2 in. deep

[540cameron]

Get more speed, u look slow

[johnsvideochannel]

Seth Efrika ! ha ha ha

[carakabayu]

idiot... -__-

[messy92938]

arnt he is supposed to run at a curve

[itwasntmeeeeeee]

ok not bad... good effort but you're not as good as the potugese guys just yet! keep trying though!

[MrMisurnov]

sclavule



[gogita1]

you is zdet idiots 1/1111111111111111111111111111­1

[Sirceaser999]

what I like about you is that your honest about how you run, while it may not look as impressive its much better then the faked videos.

[TheBallajuraDJ]

loser

[xPillarDark]

Learn to walk normaly, and after that, you can try to walk on water...

[megaten168]

FAIL

[pepesssasdfsadfsdfsd]

Newfag FAIL

[ipponboy1]

u may have african water in ur vains but not the brittish lakes ponse

[beano911]

more like nipple runer!

[aussierulz12341]

What is the name of the song you use!?

[watchmen22]

You sunk in that water faster than a tank in quicksand.

[telsa5]

The geese are like you, except they don't look like dumbshits.

[thelegend123ize]

more like nipple runner

[Henbane0]

Better boots bro :)

[congr4tulation]

fuck this man

[DJKarplex]

I just realised about halfway through that I live just down the road from there. Its Port Meadow in Oxford right?

Funny as hell video mate.

[RippleRunner]

@DJKarplex Haha yeah. And the jog is from Linton Road. I don't recommend it for LM though; its full of broken glass and geese shit. Thanks for the comment, bru!

[BallymenaRugbyClub]

look at all these tools, its a bit of fun, now go f**k yourselves all who think this isnt funny!

[chineseboxer108]

lol - this video was funny but the fact that it made so many people angry as hell is freaken hilarious. Try smiling its contagious :^)

[breort]

stick to your day job bud!

[TrueLyricism]

he is number one

[EmmaBrownful]

run at an angle, like turing so you skim along it! :)

[herkules666X]

FCK U PORTUGAL rules

[DavidKazlauskas]

Why people are trying to make fun of this? I was amazed when I saw it first time, and now searching for another Liquid Mountaineerers, but can't find anything apart shitty parodies.

[nev00254]

dude, the only thing you have running through your veins is clutch stupidity. way to go on bringing up the south africans name!!!

[nev00254]

dude, the only thing you have running through your veins is clutch stupidity. way to go on bringing up the south africans name!!!

[Doomguards]

fucking idiot oololooollol

[ShufflePROMO]

Loool your just a cocky trainee

[Tjomnij]

gooses are my best friends...say no more dude,LOL

[RippleRunner]

A quick message to the critics: this was a TRAINING video; my best footage is in my second vid.

A note to the fans and admirers: keep up the LM, and remember to follow my How To How Guide religiously.

And, finally, one from my personal hero:

'If you believe in it, you will come.' - Jesus, the first liquid mountaineer

Now, time to put down my laptop, get out of the bath and right out back onto those ripples, brus! See you on the water!

[vidascool]

@RippleRunner i would love to try to run on the Dead Sea. There is so much salt, it makes it so dense, that you can basically walk on the water.

[MultiYesyesyes]

@Rsdewd yes they have. Look it up. It's called liquid mountineering

[unicusDOTcom]

@MultiYesyesyes LM is fake, it's marketing for the brand Hi-Tec footwear, they wanted a video that would go viral, so they created a fake sport called LM. Read the description on the original LM video, it gives a link to the site where they reveal how they do it.

[pengfefe]

dude, few things u didnt fulfill: ur shoes are not water protection, running is not fast enough. most important u have to run in a curve track. cheers. personal opinions.

[rsdewd]

@pengfefe wish that was truth. nobody have yet ran on water.

[OnionChang]

get to the water running already... enough bullshit

[BURSONE22]

nipple runner

[bombtom512]

this guy puts his shirt ON before he gets in the water

[TheWhiteStalion1]

@bombtom512 dude its a wet suit it keeps you warm and dry

[NECC94]

@bombtom512 it is not a shirt you moron

[Eggins22]

If this was a video to document how hilarious his south african accent is i would rate it 5 star. Instead, its a video of someone claiming he can 'run' on water when in actual fact he is actually running into water whilst looking like a dick! 5 star pile of shit!

[orhun20]

He sinks bottom as the water gets deep, let me point out some important issue with his technique, he is running like chicken :) and that let's him down :)) dude u need to run like a wind, like a tiger chasing u :)) than u be able to succeed :))) faggot!!!

[NotSoGuitarHeroPheno]

Yep. #1 alright. :)

[KayZeRHD]

He speaks like Niko Bellic

[MagnusRulerHardt]

Everyone has water running through their veins.

[skillzdatpaythebills]

he runs for about 5 steps fair play mate!

[CrUz92734589]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

you are nothing my friend :D

[gabrielziinn]

its brazilian not portuguese asshole

[emashcmb]

haha you really are a true joker lol

[aliciashakur]

how come you fall at the same place every time?

[didkei]

this is full of shit and you cut your foot on an unexpected wave? well watch out cozz u might get your smug mug bruised by unexpected wind...you lying ass****

[ErickMelino]

watch?v=B0lC5ereTz4

watch?v=B0lC5ereTz4

watch?v=B0lC5ereTz4

me and my friends trying, in BRAZIL, plz look, and tell me waht you think

and we land it!!!!!

[vpinard]

this is just awesome

[lanou130]

mouahahhhhh Joke! isn't it? x)

[agaramelond]

is not hard to run on water all you need to do is be gods son and jesus brother.

intill then this video is fake like a black man saying he is white

[TheEverton1109]

vejam esse video!

/watch?v=mN7V7rl5oBQ

[maxmilner77]

Ur a dick!!

[Abaregi]

You all got trolled. It's just an clever Ad.

[HystericBIue]

hey whats the name of the song you used i know its the same one used in the liquid mountaineering video and i figured since u used it, you probably know it.

[RippleRunner]

@HystericBIue Laurent Garnier - The Man With The Red Face

[agaramelond]

is not hard to run on water all you need to do is be gods son and jesus brother.

intill then this video is fake like a black man saying he is white

[xabxabgerger]

ur stupid.

[chlv0]

sos un grosoooooo

[sulatlalaki]

I got 2 words for you " You Suck!! " Dude me and my friends do better i suggest getting Hi-Tec Comforted shoes there like water moccasins that do a great job of repelling water my friends and i landed a pretty good amount 8 steps out

[pigballs911]

lol he talks the talks but... he cant mountaineer the mountaineer

[lyfali92]

Look at 0:16-0:20 , and you'll see three knobs on your spine.

Dude, i think that's scoliosis on your lower thoracic vertebrae, about T-9 to T-12.

You probably should look that up...

[PaNtSiNfLaMeS]

@lyfali92 lolwut?

[RippleRunner]

@lyfali92 Don't worry, it's just a minor glitch.

[vidascool]

@RippleRunner doesn't look like it, but whatever. and dude, where do you get your equipment?

[scopayno]

@lyfali92 how is that the first concern you have for this guy when you watch this video?! T-9 to T-12?? sweet you've recently done some kind of study of the body at school seeing as though your username suggests you should be finishing this year.. you're a genius and you impress other people on youtube by talking crap....

[HowieHowls]

@scopayno Stfu, hes just showing concern. fk off seriously i dont see how his comments had bothered u?

[sniperal03]

@scopayno wtf is wrong with you?



[oud25]

1:05 his foot lands and its almost right on the surface when the rest of the ground is lower

show a straight film shoot of u walking through a marked piece of water before u run on it and then ill belive it

[MrAzerty5555]

What the song?

[marryinchains]

i've seen better, but good luck

[codpiece75]

thats not running, thats sinking.

[AnormaLcara]

@codpiece75 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh REALLY?????????????? hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahh­a omg see this guy.

[ArbolSunshine]

RippleRunner keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DanyAlejandro]

His mistake: lack of special waterproof shoes and the speacial liquid the use

[flylxy]

Your accent isn't fooling anyone... your too sexy to be a Saffa.

[RASAlexander]

well its worth imagining it and trying something fun. WE CAN DO THIS!!!!!! lol

[kelvincsw]

my opinion is, you should get some athletic training, at least you'll have a greater speed and better running form

[thecheffy74]

not much running on water as much as sinking is water, is it?

[bartio1]

you cant run on water for shit

[Sild]

@bartio1 can you? lol didnt think so

[DSXmachine]

@bartio1 I'm way better at it.

[TheDonutFox]

I wouldnt want to do it on muddy water

[GregOfTheGaboon]

nice saffa accent, Blatently English though, great pisstake.

[bob68361]

That's a lie u ran on ground in shallow water bumb ass

[yudy92]

that looks like so much bullshit put into one video OR a nice satire ! lol since it looks like the water a really shallow for about 15 feet from the shore.

[HanYou2]

I will try it too when i get the chance. I think this is cool and can be done. I tried it before even before seeing these guys actually succeeding after i saw a lizard run on water like that on discovery channel. I didn't succeed and didn't use any shoes. I will try again with a pair of shoes and running in a circle. I want to be able to make a few steps on water and get back to shore like this |) where "|" is the shore and ")" is my trajectory.

[DarrinH15]

That's an awful attempt at a sefrican accent... should of just spoken normally and not pretended to be from Bloemies.

[wasssabio]

total bull

[excalipoor]

lol.. that's funny.

[afromanjack]

the one at 1:35 is pretty good. The problem with liquid mountaneering is that its dominated by big business. Unless you can get Nike or Adidas to build you a lake with the ideal conditions for the sport, you're never gonna master it. The Russians are brilliant apparently because all their lakes are frozen over. Communist bastards.

[Wolfmoss1]

Nicely satired ;)

[Slivra21]

the thing which worries me most is the fact that youve branded yourself as Ripple Runner. Its like any big company wstarting out, get a name, then expand. You honestly believe that this water running is gna work? Maybe 8 or so steps with surface tension and speed but that's it! You are putting faith in this crap, and obvs sacrificing other things for it. Please don't. Stupid meme.

[finc]

dude when you go step on the water, your feet points to the side, as if its turning outwards.

[Abaregi]

Stop making a fool of yourself. You can't run on water as a human.

Any other person or video that says you can is lying/fooling you, and your probably a bit dumb to believe it :/

[HanYou2]

@Abaregi how can you tell you can't if you don't try?

"a thing that weighs more than the air can't fly" "the earth is flat not round, don't try to go around it with a boat"

stop saying such things..trial and error is the mother of evolution

[deefpunftw]

@HanYou2 evolution has nothing to do with trial and error LOL, its all DNA baby

[crysisbestgame]

Meh, he will learn.

btw, TIP: Run towards the water on a curve, they told us that in the other video aye?

[teh1337storm]

Can you do this without shoes just the same?

[limp1t]

funny as hell... good job m8

[MsSpirit20]

fail

[oahceilliw]

F-F-F-F-F-FAIL

[martisiute]

Pretty good! but probably have to do some more training before you really get stable on the water

[filaqua]

I think the key point is waterproofing running shoes because air in the shoes increase man's buoyancy in water and so man can run further.

[TheSecretEye]

@filaqua No, running on water is flat-out impossible, unless you have mile-wide shoes or are running at speeds not possible for a human to reach on his own. This is more trolling, and anyone who doesn't realize it is an idiot.

[ViRPo]

@filaqua that's what that commercial called liquid mountaneering wanted everyone to think of...

yea it is logical that if you want to run on water you should have that shoes and that's what that video wanted you to think

it is really imposibble to run on water just like that... deal with it ;)

[icharuswing]

@filaqua it's fake you fucking retard the first vid was an advertisment for shoes, this guy is joking seriously how dumb can you be it doesn't take a physicist to know this is obviously bullshit

[cxjiek]

what equipment are those? ads

[SuperAaronDD]

Hmmmmmmmmm

[jrdn7730]

he's not good at it.

[RandomMuscian]

sorry no match for the other guys.

[PdishmonkeyJJ]

and this just became famous now because?

[markoftheking777]

WTF is this guy talking about? Who the hell's competing in what? Me and my brother use to do this in the creek when we were 10 years old? This is fake, just google it and use some common sense when you read the articles that come up.

[crane46]

big whoop, i could do that. just get a boat goin fast enough and some flippers, i could totally do it.-The Lizard Wizard

[anderpants08]

jerk!!

[brady764]

You are an idiot! What a load of cack

[lucastf21]

ruuuun man ruuun its impossible to walk on water but is possible to ruuun on water!!!!!!!

[jazzpender]

@zigion22 SHIT!!!!! You've been robbed of a sense of humour as well as a vocabulary!!!

[zigion22]

SHit!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are loser!!!!!!!!!

[EKYBI]

Don't get me wrong i give him a big 2 thumbs up for trying. But the reason he wasn't really getting as far is because he was running "straight" into the water. To get it going better you need to (as some of my fellow commentators have said) you need to get as much of your gravitational force in centrifugal force. To do this you must run with a slight curve toward the water (sort of like when you run for a high-jump its the same concept).

[peteym01]

I agree with the forces stuff - run in a curve to reduce gravitational pull, but you also need to spin yourself and think like a flat stone.

[williamwogan]

Walking right out there on top of the lake, just like the geese! Nice work!

[filaqua]

Hi friend, your trial is precious!! please try to run quickly on water in a big circle. The key point is that weight of your sloped body on water will be reduced !! good luck!!

[filaqua]

We all can run on water!! The principle is as follows: when we run straightforward on water , gravity of our body weight goes straightly down on water and the body sinks down into water.

However, if we run on water like running on big round track, our gravitational force will be divided into gravitational force and centrifugal force.

[filaqua]

Therefore, as we run more fast, our original gravitational force is reduced more and centrifugal force increase more.

This means that if run quickly in a circle, our body weight is light more on water and can run longer.

[extremealgarve]

Lekker bru, nice one. But stop harassing those geese!!

[abuttononwheels2]

all hes doing is running into the lake... hes not even on the surface

[At3nT]

Isto é verdadeiro?

[peterdafly]

they aren't portuguese XD, they were only in portugal

[phillydoughboy]

nice keep it up dude. what shoes r u wearing?

[TheSoundDepo]

Even the vid from the Ulf dude's channel

[yizo4sho]

See me in the stream, no more punting for me, CALL ME THE LIQUID MOUNTAINEER from now on!

[hh5830]

I'm hitting the lake first thing tomorrow morning!