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  • hahahah tea cups created the smog in London xD

  • thank you for posting :D

  • I'll have been at this show.

    Bill Hicks played two shows about a year apart in the early 90s at Royal Holloway College in Egham. We used to get some amazing comics there at the time because the Ents Officer was Robin Ince, who was a ninja booker.

    Thanks for posting.

  • @Chao5INcarnate, no that's why they are criminals. if they were to give their guns up they wouldn't be. following rules and being polite just don't cross a criminals mind. now of the list of weapons you got there you forgot to add golfballs. you shove one of those down someone's throat you can do some damage. or teeth for that matter. i'm sure you can find a way to make teeth dangerous. what is the arguement? let bygones be gone. light a joint and don't worry bout it

  • Hahahaha the old "boiled pizza" gag gets me every time.

  • "How many yall saw Turner & Hooch?"

  • thank you, Gerry D

  • @Chao5INcarnate

    and or if they believe those laws to be true.

  • i read recently that internet usage actually helps to increase your IQ except for reading youtube comments which are apparently detrimental to intelligence.

    reading this comments list, i can believe it.

  • @Chao5INcarnate ok, you are absolutely right man. But there's another question to be answered. Why do you think a person decides to become a thug? etc etc

  • @Chao5INcarnate ..... NRA?

    You have lived in a society that has been brainwashed into being afraid ALL the time! When i (not insulting you here) watch american news broadcasts i am LITERALLY laughing! It's ridiculous how ur government dumbs you down and keeps you afraid. I saw a documentary about how froidian brainwash methods were used to make the American people the perfect consumers in the early 1950's. Thats where it all started....

  • @irishprice You are aware of the fact that the government is disgusting yet don't want people to be allowed guns? Violence is the last resort but there is no way for the people to overtake a corrupt or evil government without guns if they stop free speech. When Australia implemented gun control gun crime actually rose, although this was not statistically significant. All the stuff you said about U.S. news applies to U.K. and Ireland news/television.

  • In stead of focusing on guns lets focus on why they even exist. Murder weapons dont evolve from utopian societies so obviously there are more important things to be arguing over, instead of gun rights, which will never change unless we all decide to help everyone instead of trying to dominate the rest of the human race.

  • Lol We are the hobbiton of the world, thats an amazing analogy of England and most of the UK.

    Brilliant, where the hell did you get this?

  • Love Turner and Hooch.

  • Very cool, sounds like the precursor to his Arizona Bay stuff.

  • this is a very rare tape! i cant believe i havent heard it until now. And cant fucking believe I have a new Bill Hicks performance to listen while enjoying a huge fcking spliff later on.

  • hicks for life 

  • listening to this man is like hearing a voice from the future, a man beyond his time he lead the way to freedom of rational and logical thoughts and evolved ideaologys that this world at that time and unfortunately still the present time cant deal with, R,I,P BILL FOREVER A LEGEND/PROPHET " they always keep the good guys down and let the lttle demons run a muk "

  • listening to this man is like hearing a voice from the future, a man beyond his time he lead the way to freedom of rational and logical thoughts and evolved ideaologys that this world at that time and unfortunately still the present time cant deal with, R,I,P BILL FOREVER A LEGEND/PROPHET " they always keep the good guys down and let the lttle demons run a muk "

  • how have i not found this

  • Thanks for this Gerry I've never heard this one, one of the few Hicks shows I've yet to hear...

  • Thanks man, I always love listening to this brilliant man.

  • nice post..a true treat..

  • wow thanks this is an awesome show

  • @Chao5INcarnate, The key words there are "if someone decides to use them". A gun however is made to kill. It should not be freely available to any average Joe off the street. There should be strict regulations to avoid it going into the hands of the kind of nutcases that have caused massacres.

    Will criminals give up their guns? I suspect not without a fight but it is surely a fight worth taking on.

  • @GerryDisthename So, if the average Joe on the street cannot have a gun, what are they supposed to do if their government becomes tyrannical? Just accept it like those in the Soviet Union or Communist China? Boy, I wonder why those communist countries were able to kill 80 million of their own citizens... Could it possibly be because the citizenry was completely defenseless? Luckily, in America our right to have guns was written into the Supreme Law of the Land. So, go whine somewhere else.

  • @GerryDisthename You do know most criminals actually order guns directly from the factories, get them on the black market, or use alternatives like knives, which are normally more dangerous because it's easier to handle and usually doesn't require training to be proficient with one, right? Besides, Mexican cartels(which are thriving as we speak) are now making enough money to transport RPG's, so maybe we should at least crack down on the black market and whatnot before dealing with gun laws.

  • @GerryDisthename ya strict regulation, why not...since it works so well with drugs. lol

  • @GerryDisthename You plan on taking this fight across the world??.. Oh, of course, how silly of me.. How bout across the galaxy? Universe?.. Multiverse????

  • @GerryDisthename , i think the question is more like, why do people get to a point that they think they need weapons to solve a problem. in a world where everything is more or less fair and money doesnt exist anymore and every institution is made to benefit the masses. Where people get educated diferently so that they actualy learned what makes themselfs and other people happy, People would have a clue what to do or what they could gain with having a weapon.

  • @Chao5INcarnate The police could have guns but restrictions could be placed on ordinary citizens. I would maintain that it is absurd to allow every citizen to have easy access to firearms. Take into account that many of these citizens could be suffering from mental illness and be totally unsuited for the responsibility of possessing a weapon.

  • we can't we just ban hate? he has a bigger message than guns kill...

  • Now, the major flaw in Hick's logic here, is that you look at more than just the gun-related crime. You also look at non-handgun related crimes, particularly crimes involving knives, blunt objects. Look for the stats on crimes like rape, and home-invasion.

    If more people had guns: there would be less crime. Why do you think the big gun-crimes happen in gun-free zones(like schools) ?

  • "Why do you think the big gun-crimes happen in gun-free zones(like schools) ?"

    Because any nutcase is entitled to buy one. Hicks's logic is sound. When is the last time you heard of a gun crime in the UK?

  • Crime is Crime. What difference does it make if it is done with a gun or with a fork ?

    You miss my point though. Why do big shootings happen in places like School and Malls, which are supposed to be gun-free zones, and no mass shootings happen at gun shows ? Where are the mass shootings at gun clubs ?

  • Of course crime is crime but in America gun crime is rampant. Over here in Ireland we would have a knife crime problem but little gun crime. It's no surprise because we don't allow easy access to guns whereas knives are freely available. In the US guns are freely available.

    I suspect there are no mass shootings at gun clubs in the US because perpetrators enjoy picking on unarmed civilians. That's not an argument for guns though. If America had less guns there would be less shootings.

  • @GerryDisthename

    The two countries in the world that rank above America in terms of crime rate is the UK, and Australia: both have very heavy control laws. You can even see a large spike in crime in Australia when they implemented the heavy gun control laws.

    Crime is crime: what difference does it make if a person uses a gun or a knife ?

  • @GerryDisthename And if Ireland had less knives, there would be less stabbing.

    What a Gun does, is make the fight fair. A little old lady with a tiny little .32 Auto can defend herself from the worlds biggest man with two of the worlds biggest knives. Guns make people Equal. What you don't seem to understand, even though you made the point yourself, crime is going to happen. When people can't get guns, they are gonna use knives. What is the difference between having someone knifed, or shot ?

  • @GerryDisthename The cities in America that have the highest crime rates have been those with the strictest gun laws (documented fact). Also, in the past year more guns have been sold in America than during most times in our history, however, violent crime has seen the steepest decline in our history. Coincidence? I think not. Not only that, but this occurred during a recession, which is usually marked by a steep increase in violent crime. You simply have no room to tell America how to live.

  • @KSTCBH23 I'm not interested in telling America how to live. I am however saddened Americans get slaughtered by nutcases who go into a store and buy a gun and decide to go postal on everyone around.

    It's like Hicks says - you take away the guns and you take away the gun deaths. Why is it America doesn't want countries like Iran and North Korea having nuclear arms and yet it wants all its citizens to have firearms? Surely it's the same thing - not wanting extremists to have dangerous weapons.

  • @GerryDisthename I love Hicks, but he wasn't always right. The only way that would work was if all guns ceased to exist on the planet earth; which isn't going to happen. In regard to Iran, most Americans are fed the propaganda from ours and our ally's media about their intentions. Iran has been in compliance with the NNPT and the IAEA (which cannot be said of America or Israel). The fact is that our supposed leaders are trying to lie us into another war. I don't think it will work this time.

  • @KSTCBH23 He wasn't always right but I'm with him on this. My point was that a world where every country had nuclear arms would be a desperate situation. Why? Because not all countries can be trusted with them (I wish no country had them). In my view it's the same with guns. Too many trigger-happy people who can vent their frustrations in a dangerous manner.

  • @GerryDisthename Well, as long as there exists guns in the world, and people who wish do harm to others with those guns,then I will keep myself armed for my own protection and the protection of my fellow man; it is the only logical conclusion.I am a harmless person with a big heart until you attempt to take the life of another or myself; then I will defend such life. Furthermore, if only the government has the arms, then your rights cease to exist. So, if it is done, it must be across the board.

  • @GerryDisthename don't mean to be pessimistic here, but i do believe that the complete annihilation of guns or nuclear weapons would not work. weapons can come in different forms, and humans are really good at inventing them. the problem here is not the existence of the tools that we use to kill each other, the problem is the existence of human.

  • @arquisto So you are of the opinon that Americans are just innately belligerent. Is there not the sanity in America to allow gun crime to lessen quite a bit if guns are banned?

  • @KSTCBH23

    All guns should cease to exist? Or an elitist imperialist agenda which seeks to enslave natural people with natural rights? Guns dont kill people my friend.

  • @KSTCBH23 shut up please ur a tired stereotype that need to be put down like a sik old dog

  • @KSTCBH23 yet america has the right ti tell everybody else how to live?

  • @MrVlada011 No, we don't. That is a topic that I have always taken issue with. But, that is not an issue that is tied to the right to have a gun for self defense. The issue of America getting their nose into other people's business stems from the military industrial complex, political agendas and the lack of both historical and economic education amongst the American populace, etc. Most American's don't even realize that America has taken a full plunge into imperialism. They're in denial.

  • There is a lot of gun crime in the U.K, but not near the level in the states.

  • @beelzebunge Yes well America is based on a history of guns, black slavery......all that, now the black people have guns and they're really annoyed now - you may laugh but its fact and been researched by chaps.

  • @beelzebunge I'm talking about ALL crime. Not just "gun crime". ALL crime.

  • "Now, the major flaw in Hick's logic "

    You then procced to claim: "If more people had guns: there would be less crime."

    The irony clearly being, that you can't grasp logic in it simplest form, and people like you is what Bill made his career making fun of. You're pathetic =)

  • @rednoob9

    Because people never had to defend themselves before the invention of the Gun. Right ?

  • @rednoob9 Who do you call when your car gets stolen ? People with guns. Who do you call when your wife or girlfriend gets beaten or raped ? People with guns. Who do you call when people start throwing rocks at your house and car ? People with guns.

    Who are you guys making fun of ? People with guns. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

  • @nate556 Well I don't know what you think of David Ickes theories, but he thinks its because of mind controlled compartalised minded people programmed by the Illuminati and the Govertment - y'know......"they were such a nice person" "it was so totally out of character"

  • RIP Hicks!

  • "HEAD 'N' CHIP!" XD pissed my pants!... XD

  • NEW HICKS! LOVE IT!

  • William Cooper was one of the people who claimed Kennedy was shot by the secret service driver. Cooper was actually around the time of Hicks.

  • hahahahaha self defense

  • self defense from OTHER GUNS doofus

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  • i wasnt talkin to you man

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  • defense?

  • You can murder someone with a Fork. We should ban all Forks, because forks are nothing more than Murder Tools!

    Guns serve many more purposes than Murder, unless you think Self Defense is murder. You can hunt with guns, unless you see hunting as murder. And you know, it's fun to just go to the range and blast away 300 rounds of ammo at a paper target. Do you see shooting paper targets as murder ?

    A gun is a tool: like a hammer. The hand that weilds it chooses how to use that tool.

  • pure genius

  • would you all shut the fuck up and smoke this *hands joint over*

    you say "shit man, sorry, I started to take life seriously"

  • hahahahaha "Head and Chips!!"

  • Yeah.. but in England they're all under the Queen's control!!! That's right they have a Queen and Princes and Princesses and its all just tradition. Its great fun, they're a lovely family blessed with Palaces and more Palaces and Royal Jewels, Royal Ass Wipers, Royal Deep Throaters, and of course The Royal Bank of England. Its a wonderfully good time.. Patriot Americans have guns to protect themselves against the Gov't not to kill other Americans. The NWO is arming all its proxies.

  • The queen has no run of the country. You fucking Idiot.

  • You HAVE to be joking.

  • look up the word, "Prime Minister"

  • Thanks for the videos. I now have even more time to piss away listening to the black profit. lol. Oh well it enrichens my life.

  • Bilbo HIcks!

  • Where did he perform do you know? We don't have any performance venues worthy of the name outside of the university campus. Unless you count The Literary institute. If he performed there it would be rather amusing considering the reason the place was commisioned.

  • Bill didn't like Turner and Hooch, thank god

    he didn't know about Will Ferrel, Turner and Hooch is STAR WARS compared to the bullshit

    in theaters today...:-(

  • The U.S. has a lot larger population than the U.K. also. This is a phoney comparison. To be fair you would have to use a per capita comparison and take into account deaths that were in lawful self defense with a handgun.

  • Haha, um first off the whole point is that guns are illegal in the UK. - and Legal in the US. He is noting how dumb it is to have guns around. So your point is completely irrelevant unless the UK had guns

  • The US population is around 4-5 times more, the handgun deaths are hundreds of times more. Hmmm....

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  • Try taking a course in remedial english. I said the US population was 4-5 times more (a guess, but still), not the death tolls from firearm offenses.

  • sorry, I must have gotten mixed up. My bad.

  • No problem, it happens.

  • Most gun deaths are by citizens protecting themselves and families from criminals. The U.K. actually has a higher rate of crime than the U.S. Most the people who get killed in the U.S. from guns deserve it! Maybe you like to bend over for the queen and get rid of your arms, but some of us are still free citizens, not brain washed ass kissing "subjects" of some old nasty gash queen.

  • shriner66 you are so lost... most gun crimes commited by white people are murders that are unjust. guns are the most rediculous things to own in america. the only reason why crime is so big here is because of guns. I live near harlme, im white and i never ever felt like i needed i gun so tell me why a white dude in the middle of nowhere montana needs an ar15 assault rifle and .38 ????? (and its not just to make the headlines for slaughtering his whole family)

  • That's 100% not true! I don't know where you get you're stats from, but self defense is the most common usage of guns. I've been to NYC, and I'm glad I don't live there! Ask that family that was just slaughtered by 7 people for their money if they "needed" a gun! It is a fundamental human right to be able to protect yourself, you would get along great with Hitler, Stalin & Mao, who all banned firearms before killing off their own people. You have no right to tell anyone what to own!

  • your comment summed it up for me... you need sterilization. and definatley not to own a gun. im an american and i say FUCK THE CONSTITUTION . we as americans raped and slaughtered it beyond repair. The 2nd amendment was meant for militias agians british troops when the only firearm was a musket. why should this apply to a machine gun.

  • We'll if you say "fuck the constitution" then you have no right to free speech! So I can tell you peronsally to shut the fuck up! If I have any power in politics then I could forcebly shut you up and shut you down! As far as the militia thing, the people are the militia! Guns are for our safety, and just because you agree with Hitler that private citizens shouldn't have guns, it doesn't make it right! If you read any of the founding fathers quotes on guns, you'll find them ALL very pro gun!

  • what kind of Guns were available to the founding fathers. Flint muskets that took 10 minutes to reload. And bear arms meant swords and other weaponry....Not m16 and uzi machine guns. Gosh, they give you an inch and you take a mile. Free speech allows members of the Westboro baptist church to say things like "thank god for IED's" at soldiers funerals... and saying things like thank god soldiers die.... hmm so then are you saying treason is free speach. Our founding fathers would be ashamed

  • Free speech does not include treason and you know that. Quit being stupid. Machine guns are not allowed, only semi auto weapons. Many people have defended themselves from crime using guns, it's the truth. The first gun laws in the U.S. were aimed at Native Americans and blacks. A free people should be able to defend themselves, slaves are not allowed to have guns. The Westboro church has only a few members and arre laughed at, we have to agree to free speech even to people we hate.

  • Shriner66 you spout such nonsense and typify the kind of close minded people Hicks rallied against.

    What does having guns have to do with freedom? Would I be right in thinking you have never visited other countries? I think you should do so to see how other countries can get along fine without allowing every citizen the chance to shoot down those they don't get along with.

  • As an american living in jersey/nyc ive never understood the concept of needing a gun. people like shriner make me ashamed of my country. All they do is hide behind the bible and a document written 233 years ago.

  • It's funny how people who are steadfast to either or side of an issue call the other side closed-minded.

  • @GerryDisthename

    Guns secure Freedom.

    Let me ask you... Do you trust the Government to take care of you ? Do you trust police to protect you ? Do you think people didn't do violence to eachother before guns were invented ? Why are you so against guns ?

  • That's funny Gerry, I've been to Mexico, guns are totally illegal there,but they still get them from South and Central America! The people live like slaves and the cartels and gangs control everything. I don't want to live in a violent cess pool like Mexico! Having a gun is a great equalizer, why shouldn't a woman be able to protect herself from a rape? Why can't we protect ourselves from a burglary/carjacking? Don't tell me what I can do, you cunt! Free men own guns, slaves don't!

  • Free speech should include treason, sedition, blasphemy, whatever anyone wants to say, because the state should be just a representative of the people (and shouldn't exist at all) ...

    Look at the connection between gun control and shooting.

    The US population is about 5 times that of Britains (give or take a few million) yet its levels of gun crime are 2000 times as high as Britains...hmm do I see a connection?

  • FUCK THE CONSTITUTION...come and shut me up forcibly! Freedom of speech, real freedom is the freedom to say that, and the freedom to burn the flag, and someone can stop you, if you concede one place where the government has control over you, YOU AREN'T FREE ANYMORE.

    Guns have one purpose - killing. Never forget that.

  • FCnewyorkESC. You've got your dates wrong. The constitution was ratified after the end of the Revolutionary War. The 2nd amendment was included as a safeguard against totalitarian power, so that citizens would have the power to protect all their other rights, even if they had to do so against their own government. Also, when attending college my home was broken into twice by armed men. They're dead now, not me, because I was armed too. Only my gun was bought legally. Think on it.

  • @Shriner66

    60 million, 300 million

    14 X 5 is not 23,000.

    "Take into account deaths that were in lawful self defense with a handgun"

    Well while I personally can see a limited case for defending a home from an intruder (homes where kids or pensioners are being cared for, etc.), allowing everyone to run around outside with artillery because it's been legalised and then saying 'Well it's a dangerous world out there, and it was me or him" seems like a cart before the horse style of insanity to me.

  • Can someone upload this and other performances as a torrent? Youtube just deletes parts of it..

  • "Child with Bazooka beheads teacher". LMFAO

  • "head and chips" LMAO!!!

  • ehgam nice place surrey

    briliant post

  • Thanks for uploading,massive fan right here and i'm real happy!!

  • thanks for uploading this mate!!! important stuff....

  • Im a big Hicks fan, keep 'em coming!

  • thx for uploading. I'm always amazed that whenever I look at non-wrestling clips and check on the guy who uploaded them, rest assured he has an arsenal of wrestling clips in his library. WTF? Let's get some phd's on this!

  • cheers for posting this man, i love to get all the little insights into his life

  • hero

  • you don't BOIL pizza.

  • Bill was on FIRE! Whoa...

  • bill was on fire here

  • Ha ha, this is great. I went to Uni in Egham, at Royal Holloway. To see it now you would never believe that someone like Bill Hicks would be able to play there. Thanks for this.

  • thanx,haven't heared this before

  • WOW! What a post!! Thank you.

  • Woooow! Cooool! Thanks big time!

  • awesome! Thanks for posting!

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