The Best Haka New Zealand vs France in Paris 2004

[hojogojo123]

France already shit their pants..... don't lie please

[DragonsChic]

I love the haka

[iStachMovies]

Tana Umaga. The wildest Predator in world history. Nuff said.

[meneerwasbeer1]

THIS...IS.......MADNESS

but it is awsome

[johnzambo]

@meneerwasbeer1 MADNESS?

THIS IS NEW ZEALAND

[meneerwasbeer1]

im doing that dance too when santa is coming

[meneerwasbeer1]

i did this on school and then was a guy coming to me asking what was wrong with me.........

[dboy69395]

The French were shitting themselves ^_^

[MrOggie24]

@TheWabbit131 Haha.....i do this before.....playing Rugby World cup on Ps3 :-F

[canocorn88]

this is badass

[TheWabbit131]

I do this before school....

[GTneos]

Damn that give a energy when i watch this and listen...

[GTneos]

He looks like a predator but from NZ :)

[reecebradshaw13]

Umaga and Nonu must have been separated at birth!

[15godfather1]

this definitely gives me the chills

[orosinha10]

los franceses se cagan!!! jaja joderoos!!!

[Menace4u]

33 aussies watched this video :D

[ThunderStruckBeast69]

MOST ARROGANT TRY - WATCH

/watch?v=72YGtRhfCgk

[crocop4life]

@ 0:27 someone shit their pants, you can tell!

[olih27]

Adrenaline while doing this must be nuts, you can see how pumped up they are at even at the start

[fullymental307]

Does any one else get the chill's from watching this?



[legendbinod6]

everytime i watch haka dance a strong energy fills within me....damn i like hakka....wish i could perform such a powerful dance....

[arisdages]

ALL BLACKS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION. HAKA HAKA HAKA!

[soadl80]

are they crazy? why do they do that? and why do they speak japanies? very weird indeed.

[Nyralala]

@soadl80 It's a Maori traditional song that the All Blacks adopted. You got the interwebz, use it instead of making value-laden judgments against a tradition that is thousands of years old.

[Cristicute]

@soadl80 Are you stupid or something? Do you know nothing about rugby? Or maori culture? So shut up and go watch Barney...

[soadl80]

@Cristicute

you are stupid. a bunch of steriod-filled muscles deriven by testerone making stupid noise and moves and you retard guys enjoy watching them.

[Cristicute]

@soadl80 Oh Gosh, you can't get a more clever answer right sweetie? Just go home and watch Barney...

[Etrajbe]

@soadl80 ahhahaah fucking retard

[soadl80]

@Etrajbe

you and these prehistoric barbarian haka dancers are retard. you guys don't have brain,you are under testerone control. so just shut the fuck up.

[Etrajbe]

@soadl80 I like tesTOSterone

[4evrpis]

Nfl players = faster and stronger. They may not be used to playing rugby but if adrian Peterson had the ball no one is catching him. C'mon now. Imagine ray Lewis in rugby. Brian urlacher? Brandon jacobs? Truck stick!

[n3cr0fag]

@4evrpis yeah, imagine a nfl player without all his stupid padding being put down by Chabal by example -> hospital. go suck a banana with your "faster and stronger" shit and your endless timeouts. this is the real thing.

[Song4Alex]

dude needs a good night sleep he got bags under his eyes

[pg86]

I'd shit bricks after seeing this.. no joke

[hellsgateslamattax66]

would you rather get speared by henry tuilagi or dunk by tana umaga or kicked on the face by quade cooper and dan carter

[JazzQuasar]

This is some Avatar shit!

[1999200020012011]

If I was a French I would:

1. start laughing

2. see their face expression

3. shit my pants

[melodycabrera]

Did they win??

[DTProtoss]

awsome

[FAFA77ify]

mrfmg'



[TheBCtranceboy]

God Bless Umaga and The ALL BLACKS

GOD BLESS NZ

KAU MAU!

[Ridiciliculous]

The Adidas logo ruined it for me.

[unleashymma]

paris was shaking

[otacon23]

The best?!?...this one sucks. I have seen better where the cameramen filmed the haka at better angles and doesn't switch over filming to the other team much. And it seamed more powerful.

[womblewandering]

@otacon23

Can you please show the vid? I want to see it :D

[MrDoinurmum1234]

All blacks FTW!! Dardyy and im not even from NZ

[flexebill]

the guy thats talking in the begining says the haka is trayed with respect in france and thats what it need to be everywhere they do the haka the last years there is no respect anymore for the haka everybody is just gona scream trow it thats just so shit

[Lineker131]

esses ai fumarão mesmo um baseado com certeza

[123MRwolfe]

i might have 5 percent Moira blood running through my veins.

[ItsJonnyrawwww28]

oh yeah american football real tough, you wear a shit load of padding and play for 6 seconds real fucking tough

[SuperBallerman23]

pussy ass bitches like soccer and rugby. go usa football bitches

[n3cr0fag]

@SuperBallerman23 lol, your shitty football is a child`s play beside this. americans, think they own it all.

[2287nemo]

@SuperBallerman23 Only a man who suffers from incredibly low self-esteem and is painfully aware of his own shortcomings would make such a comment. American Football is tough. But so is Rugby and as previously noted; rugby players don't wear full body padding and take breaks every five minutes. While you may not understand the game (I for one, don't understand soccer or golf) be man enough to respect it. If this is too difficult for you, then go watch vids of american football.

[vestaagna]

@SuperBallerman23 You're just confusing the chocolate with something else ..!

you continue to eat the other thing that I keep glad to eat my 'rugby' chocolate

[Nickysan1980]

@SuperBallerman23

You are so stupid. American Football is really a sissy game. Put one of the best football players in a Rugby team and after 10 minutes they will start crying and gasping for air, because they cannot rest after 10 seconds of playtime. And I'm not even talking about sevens. I would really love to challenge you to play a real rugby match.You'll think completely different about rugby and totally agree that American Football is a childrens game compared to rugby

[missjadaakiss]

New Zealand, fucks up france.

[n3cr0fag]

the last person in the world i wanna get into a fight is Tana Umaga.

[briky7126]

@n3cr0fag if i had to fight that nz side i would fight tana first becuz i know he would kill me fast and swift no headaches

[n3cr0fag]

@briky7126 :)) good one!

[ezm123456]

@n3cr0fag I'd be much more terrified of Jonah Lomu lol

[TheNbaCommunity]

@n3cr0fag or just a ufc fighter

[Orkun1111]

@n3cr0fag what about the undertaker?

[crocop4life]

@Orkun1111 he'd be put back in a coffin... permanently

[Pinwormx]

Awesome!

[Mardjo1991]

French froze the blood in the veins :D

[cheng2012]

did the french surrender after this haka?

[Gacek162]

@cheng2012 I bet they did! As always..

[MrVesa92]

@cheng2012 hahahahahahahahaha xDD

[itzkolpi]

@cheng2012 most likely given their reputation

LOL

[Redneck322]

@cheng2012 I believe So

[atime07]

I'd rather have Bruce Lee be doing martial arts than Chuck Norris and I'd rather have Polynesian warriors be doing the haka than white people.

[NicKtheGreeK1100]

@HorneySamoan and don't forget spartans were doing this in ancient years, so you can't know if they are worse than maori warriors just because we greeks aren't good at rugby.

[NicKtheGreeK1100]

@HorneySamoan are you telling me? i'm a kid and i play in a youth rugby team in greece. it's true that we don't have many good players. hope someday we reach the rugby world cup!

[snarkey5]

they'd be hard if they were doing that to sparta, but they weren't they were doing before a game of sport, embarrassing really

[Shiftinggers]

If I were one of the french hell I'd be crappin' my pants

[jasonulyatt]

Classic Haka.

I totally hate that they are doing a different Haka now. It just doesn't have the same affect.

[TheAmbivalency]

i feel bad for the other team they just stand there and watch, probably it's entertaining for them.

[TEHWEEZY]

this is stupid...

[ceaznation]

I'm Mexican I wish we had a chant like the haka dance lol

[babyaaliyah]

@ceaznation i love mexicanss :D

[ceaznation]

@babyaaliyah lol well theres plenty of us hahaha

[metzsboys]

Hell i wanna fight chuck norris now!!

[kissezzznhugzzz]

Did anybody else eye's widened & jaw dropped between 0:33 - 0:36 ??

I would steer clear of that guy the entire match!

[JDvzs]

Even Chuck Norris would have to thinks twice before taking them on!

[condeguga]

fucking monsters!!!! their capitain is my idol!

[barnbersonol]

What bullshit the haka is. An expression of a society based on equality and inclusiveness .. sounds great, except that Maories are much more disadvantaged relative to the general population than are blacks in USA .. read all about Maories on Wikipedia.. they're total 2nd second citizens..

[MyDude202]

@barnbersonol who cares you bimbo. and comes on a site like this just to say some bullshit like that....YOU SIR HAVE NO LIFE lol

[SirChristopherMozier]

i was waiting for the french captain to say "we just got served"

[trezeguet4ever]

take a look at 0:34 tana umaga face is fucking epic

[EddieVdc1]

@Theneelz

Go play some football pussy :)

[huricane868]

@EddieVdc1 yes lets wear loads of pads and helmets, because rugby is too dangerous for sissy Americans and has therefore never reached a professional level in the US.

[fra2603]

I was there with my father. We got beat the fuck up in this game.

[trezeguet4ever]

@fra2603 are you french cause from what i see there is no way france couldda won here

[fra2603]

@trezeguet4ever yes I am but there are other and more recent frenc vs new zelands hakas where we own there during the haka and then win the game.

[abbedagha1]

0:27 the in the middle looks like hes gnna star laughing

[gmar86]

Lol good one addidas

[USMAUSNA09]

soon after the French surrendered.

[Brenda2OOO]

Silly boyz

[Mr11tadhg]

Think i just shit my pants

[madzan013]

Sponsored by Adidas

[zerocantcome]

UMAGA!



[umks05]

fuck you american football!

[ilNelesli]

the haka always gives me goosebumps

[Khmaiiboy]

this shit gets me so amped!!!AAHHHHHH

i wanna hit somebody

[Khmaiiboy]

this shit gets me to amped!!!!!!AAAHHHHH

[koskuxxahau]

@jpiturri look up flash mob haka Sylvia park and NSW Maori v indigenous u20

[xXWEEDZXx]

ya bunch of bears ahhh hooo scary

[minpintan1]

tanas my dad

[funnymikefunnyfunny]

NO SPARTA WILL DIIIEEE

[TheNneelz]

Real teams play with their bodies not their voices. Intimidation fail.

[pamew]

@TheNneelz Most consistently number 1 ranked team by the IRB, just sayin'.

[maoribattalion]

@TheNneelz you're right being the best for over a 100 years with the highest win ratio of probably any team ever, is pretty unreal.

Knowledge fail. Lmao

[Eatmybologna]

@TheNneelz The fail is you implying NZ are not a "real team". Whatever that means. They just won the world cup for christ sake.

[9amma]

@TheNneelz haha you retard!

[taweraster]

@TheNneelz Two World Cups, 11 Tri-Nations titles (Contested between the consistently ranked top 3 teams in the world), appeared in 3 out of 8 Rugby World Cup finals, Highest Win/loss ratio of any International Rugby Union team and only 5 teams have EVER beaten them.

Yet according to you they aren't a "real team", your mother failed to abort you.

[JamesThrowing]

@taweraster People should respect all rugby teams, no matter who they are against! :)

[gumshiel]

@taweraster theres been more than 5 teams to beat the but still one hell of a team

[taweraster]

@gumshiel Actually you're wrong, only England, Wales, South Africa, France and Australia have beaten them.

[gumshiel]

@taweraster what about barbarians and munster

[taweraster]

@gumshiel Apologies, I should've said International teams.

[gumshiel]

@taweraster it grand its still fucking seriously impressive

[eibbor17]

@taweraster the fail team was his mother and doctor

[J3eaver]

@taweraster very well said my friend. and i agree. his mother did made a mistake, she should have swallowed :)

[JamesThrowing]

@taweraster Out of interest, who are the 5 times that have beaten the All Blacks?

[taweraster]

@JamesThrowing France, Australia, Wales (haven't beaten them for 58 years though), South Africa and England.

[flexebill]

@taweraster but dude come and be serious if you look what team they have there is no player in that team that play outside of new zealand otherwise they wont train for new zealand so they train 4 times a week+they also need to train for there cluc team this is a world class team as you said but be honest with me the last couple years they dont have reached shit they win games but no tournaments its just that they won the world cup but thats just because everyone was shit on the WK this year

[taweraster]

@flexebill You're saying that having our players home-grown is a bad thing? Are you delirious? Our players gel so well because they're all from New Zealand, they can excel because of this, our coaches are coaching international teams worldwide, Wales have one and England are considering Vern Cotter (a kiwi). Japan, Italy, USA, Samoa etc all have Kiwi Coaches. We are simply the best.

[taweraster]

@flexebill Even Australia have one, our players live to play Rugby, they enjoy it. We've completed two Grand Slam tours and won 2 Tri-Nations (2010 undefeated) since the last World Cup, we've also gone two years without conceding a try and have only lost to one northern hemisphere team since.

The All Blacks out-gunned every team 1-15 during the World Cup, players of Sonny Bill Williams calibre are on the bench, Mils Muliaina (best 15 of the last 5 years) was demoted by a newbie in the squad.

[alternativebassist]

@TheNneelz real people speak out of their mouths not their arseholes; intelligence fail

[vengefulnoob]

The Manliest thing ever. Ever.

[littleman7lobster]

dude the all black rugby team is the shit 

[stephenr567]

@littleman7lobster If there shit how did they win the world cup

[PANDABOIII]

@stephenr567 Its a term...He didnt say they are shit he said They ARE the shit.

[stephenr567]

@PANDABOIII oh

[PANDABOIII]

@stephenr567 Easy mistake ^^

[ThePlaynoevil]

@littleman7lobster You're the shit man!

[yoyoyoimsophiek]

Totally!!

[flipjack42]

TANA UMAGA!!!! LEGEND.

[1matt122]

1 word.. Freaks

[CptAw3s0m3]

@1matt122 Its a traditional war challenge. Dont see how its freakish. Clearly you dont understand nor respect what its about.

[feynahtadi]

@1matt122 dick

[NT2WNT]

MillSWAG

Ma'aSWAG

McawSWAG

TanaSWAG

MealamuSWAG



[Gladiator706]

The leading guy looks like a fucking predator! Respect!

[chickenfarmer51]

@Gladiator706 That's Tana Umaga. He WILL fuck your shit up if you mess with him.

[Ultimatetruthseeker1]

@chickenfarmer51

Thats very true, especially were the spear tackle is concerned!

[xSzRedemptiion]

@Gladiator706 Tana Umaga.

Hes like the 3rd best physical specimen of a human, His genes give the perfect human specimen (Apparently)

2nd was Ma'a Nonu & 1st was Sonny Bill.

[patcashito]

Respect has to be given to the French audience, they stay quiet and just watch the spectacle...I like that. Better than the un-cultured boo-ing that usually occurs. France has a special place in All Blacks fans hearts', they always give their all when they come up against New Zealand...and lets face it, they nearly won the world cup this year! .....well my heart at least..:-)

[ResidentRetro]

I want england to start of with a morris dance before every match from now on

[Pithead]

@ResidentRetro PMSL!. That would be great!

[xXbutschiXx]

i love this haka :D

[ravensbruk1]

excuse me while i run into a wall...

[atime07]

@a1175779 No whats sad is that the general mangers of the All Blacks doesn't trust the talent and toughness of your white players. Don't hide from the facts. Why do you think the All Black team recruit players from Polynesian islands. Haha.

[Rastaberries123]

@atime07 Im sure that everyone that plays for the All Blacks is proud to be an All Black, and proud to be representing New Zealand... does it really matter who you are, where you come from, and what race you are as long as you give it your all?

[nidaroon858]

fuck france and everyone in it

[azsxcderdsazxc]

I wonder who won this game....

[atime07]

I don't understand, why do you people in New Zealand lie to yourselves thinking that the All Black team is representative of your country's spirit. The island warriors that are playing for the All Black are from Samoa, Tonga, and Fiji. Taking them out, the All Black team is just the Irish Team wearing black. Tana Umaga may be born in New Zealand but he has Samoan blood. Most white people in New Zealand have no inherent pride of an island warrior. Thats honestly sad.

[usmc18D]

@atime07 ...who cares. New Zealand is the Polynesian All-Star team (including Fijians)!! Some of those 'palangi'/white looking players have Polynesian tattoos...and those tattoos arent just given out! Maoris have mixed with the 'palangis'

[a1175779]

@atime07 whats sad is u put the effort to type that crap up.. i sense a hint of envy

[footballJoe0609]

Is it just me or do the French have a yellow chicken on their jerseys?

[ChappersLAD]

@footballJoe0609 It's a cock

[yoe91]

putain de mise en scene à la con...it's incredible that because the French valiantly challenged the Haka dance by advancing forward during the Finals they actually got FINED 5000 bucks. It's preposterous. They can dance (+national anthem) and we just have to stand there and watch their teenage angst on display, and if we do anything about it we're fined ?! That's like being forced to watch a movie legally lol. That's a bit like "A Clockwork Orange" !

[SnowMonkVX]

If the lions did this on thanksgiving, they might actually beat green bay.

[popajio]

They look like a bunch of baboons doing some crazy voodoo shit

[TekNiix]

YOOO STRANGER FROM OMEGLE REMEMBER ME I am a rhino who plays golf MSG ME IF ITS YOU AND YOU REMMEMBER ME

[asterix50bc]

0:27 Love the look on Tony Marsh's face. South Auckland boy playing against the AB's. What was the final score again? 42-6 or something?

[fjhilly]

whats that captains name ?

[asterix50bc]

@fjhilly

Tana Umaga

[sonniegirl]

This STILL remains the BEST haka i've ever seen