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  • I think jesus is justin chancellor...

  • Jesus:Thou shall wear sheets from thine beds! Revelation (Randy Marsh) lol

  • you ass fucking pice of faggot shit!!!! your mind is open to tool and you fuck ron paul in the ass???? i dont mind fags i just mind you ....fagot asss fagott

  • lol'd @ the Jesus dancing. Fucking awesome.

  • it says " Respond to this Video" not " abuse the person next to you!" ffs!! Im a huge MJK fan, and this is awsome! :) Now Fuck up!

  • What's all this pissing and moaning about??? Shut up, and enjoy the video. =D

    

  • You seem to be confusing your "talent" with your mental illness. 

  • @snaredrum110 You have obviously been a failure your entire life and the only thing you've earned is lack of respect from your peers. Take a look in the mirror deuchebag..........you spend all your time criticizing others while pretending to be something you're obviously not. Spewing your garbage repeatedly on a daily basis not only makes you an idiot.....but a liar as well!!! BTW your buddy Obama just got you more unemployment money..........

  • @snaredrum110 Sorry moron.....you can only blame yourself for your MANY failures and it doesn't matter who runs the country to prove me right.......again. Maybe take a little responsibility for your own actions and realize the world owes you NOTHING!!

  • @snaredrum110

    you don't have any videos...

    how can you teach me if can't see what you are doing

  • snaredum..Rather than failing to prove you're even a beginner drummer.......go out and find a job. It's time for you to move out of your parents basement and quit making yourself look like and idiot repeatedly on the internet.

  • @snaredrum110

    "they" can't be right

    i love Tool and I don't needs drugs to enjoy their music

    i bet you knew i was going to say that.

  • @snaredrum110

    why

  • @snaredrum110

    i mean, that's what Maynard has taught me,

    to recognize the "good" and "bad" and realize they are both important

    and use ANGER, rather harming with HATE

  • @snaredrum110

    can't you just appreciate their music

    and stop stop blurting your hate to the world?

  • @snaredrum110

    man why are you always trolling on Tool vids??

  • Rock on, jesus...rock on..

  • bad ass performance

  • and this is how he really died 5:54

  • It's pretty awesome to think that this song has inspired people to convert to christianity.

  • FUCK jesus he died

  • HOLY FUCKINJESUS

    

  • Maynard James Keenan is god, so Fuck OFF!!

  • best crowd ever

    

  • Headbanging Jesus FTW xD

    man back in the day, Maynard with that mullet/mohawk and no shirt making those crazy acid faces and doing those weird dances... like the scariest thing ever :P

  • @snaredrum110 Seriously why dont u go listen to ur little frat boy music and quite bitching they dont edit thier voice to sound better so sorry that u have no taste in music or in good vocals so go fuck urself please

  • how can you say they arent good live you fucking retard?!?!

    

  • wow these comments are retarded.... stfu bout religion... you throw an arguement about religion at me, i'll prove your religion wrong in 2 seconds flat you brain washed religious preaching cunts

  • to the idiot who said they arent good live... your the biggest fucking retard on earth, its filmed with a home video in 1992! fuckhead.. and ive seen tool live... better than any other band live. so fuck a duck you retard

  • @Otodda kill yourself now

    

  • @SuperDaLINKwent SYKE!

  • @Otodda I mean...I shuld beh able t' say wuat I wand too...eavhen iph am newt sirius. Soy y dunt yah jus goh an fucking kill yo shelves? Corn is over-rated...

  • "Deaf and blind and dumb, and born to follow" -describes the people who cant think for themselves. Its sad that some people need "religious leaders" to tell them what to think. To let the only thing you truly own (your mind) to be washed by outdated doctrines. Brainwashed . --Follow no one, lead yourself.--

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  • fukin hilarious comments hahaahaa

  • MAN I LOVE HIS FUCKING DANCE!

  • there is no god or evil. there's a multiverse waiting to itch you ass

  • everyone...shut the fuck up and enjoy the music

    if you dont wanna listen then get the fuck out ..l.,

    [Solo]

  • 149,666 views. Hail Satan.

  • 149,666 views. Hail Satan.

  • 149,666 views. Hail Satan.

  • maynard is god... 

  • intro riff is that of Stinkfist(the time when Manyard introduces the song) and it sounds amazing when suddenly heard!!!

  • look at that strange posture. talk about creature human, love it.

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  • when's maynard's dancing tutorial coming to dvd?

  • What show was this?

  • Unnecessary and ineffectual little musical changes every few seconds, the unceasingly 'serious' mood tied to simplistic riffs, the lyrics that tackle insightful issues in a hamfisted high school philosophy manner.

  • @jointhemodernworld OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO INTELLIGENT. How about you use that intelligence on important matters instead of analyzing videos you obviously hate. Confront your daddy issues and GTFO kid.

  • They seem less like a 'musical genius' band and more like a band that seems like 'musical genius' to people of average intelligence or perhaps "those that want to believe" - kind of like a rock and roll version of the "Roswell Effect".

  • the stuff I've heard from them takes way too long to develop and just bores the hell out of me.

    they blow

  • @jointhemodernworld You fail at trolling. Open your third eye and appreciate.

  • @SoWachuWan are you getting all spiritual on me,but i sense your anger

  • @jointhemodernworld was that a question or a statement, padawan?

  • @SoWachuWan i had to look that one up.

    obscure star wars references prove you have no debating skills.

    understand, Dr. Heywood R. Floyd?

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  • those 12 people are my neighbors. i'll turn it down when my ears start bleeding. :)

  • What a beautiful mockery of organized religion. Tool is amazing. Their music and lyrics touch my soul like no other band can. I love love love you guys -3

  • I'm 12. Is this real life?

  • @AICfan405 YES

  • the 12 dislikes are from the guys who got high on that MJ Jesus threw out and missed the like button

  • Dam, that Jesus had too much wine!

  • Amo a TOOL, I Love TOOL, please come back, por favor regresen ya, NOW

  • Amo a TOOL, I Love TOOL, please come back, por favor regresen ya (NOW)

  • 15s scream O_O

  • JESUS LOVE TOOL!!!!!!!!!

  • wtf? the 12 people who disliked this don't know what good music is.

  • Goddamn...I love this band!

  • i love how everything about this song mocks religion at its core, maynard you sir are a god in your own right at least you can be seen. if only more people could open their minds and ears to see what a joke religion is. maynard says it all, perfect as usual

  • @cslocu01 Maynard is a faggot. Fags are afraid of God..

  • @jadrummer110 God is afraid of Maynard.

  • @ztarwarz Maynard is a wimp. God is afraid of nothing. I'm not afraid of that ugly weak Maynard. I guess you're punk ass is?

  • @jadrummer110 No, I'm saying that after the last time Maynard fucked God in the ass, God has good reason to be afraid of him.

  • @ztarwarz No. Maynard is a psychedelic nutjob and you are a blasphemous moron.

  • 12 people lost their bibles at the show....

  • The jesus dance is just awesome LMFAO

  • Yisus Dance (H)

  • At first I hated opiate. I only liked 2 or 3 tool songs. But the more you hear them, the better they sound.

  • what year was this from?

  • 11 people didnt trust in maynard

  • @weedop31

    12.... one more in the hole

  • @weedop31 now it 12!

  • Oh cool I love Jebus!

  • the jesus i know listens to tool

  • "Religion is the Opiate of the People"- Karl Marx

  • @lupexzombiex3 lol, and you by quoting someone are just as bad as a religious person quoting the bible, hippocrit, you are so superficial. hate no one. if you think something is stupid listen to great music like tool, but dont impose yourself upon others, otherwise arent you just as bad as the ppl you criticize?

  • @believeandtrustjesusidiot. If you knew of tools work you would have a place to judge their work. But you don't. Have you heard eulogy? Or other songs composed by Maynard, Like Judith? Take a good listen. Because you don't know what you are talking about. So shut the fuck up. And take you evangelist ass to your near by "faithful church" and shove a bible up your ass. Kay, thanks, bye.

  • Is Justin Chancellor Jesus in this?? 0.o

  • I bet the fucking Zionist have this as an anthem thinking it's literal.

  • oh jesus come dancing and save my life now !

  • Think about seriously. If you are that sure about your godly theory. . Do it now, Just think, you would be in heaven right now. Why wait.

  • That's exactly what I've always thought. If some one really is that certain of their faith, that there is in fact a better place waiting for them, why don't they just go there now? Perhaps deep down they realize that their faith is a lie.

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  • Freaking Borat...

  • this song is about jesus, not shooting dope, even though it has relevance @sebass345

  • ....'opiate'

  • this is about shooting fucking dope in your veins. Fuck dope, fuck rehab, fuck meetings, fuck sponsors,fuck court,fuck laws.

  • @BelieveandtrustJesus You friggin' idiot & your on the world wide internet exploiting your ignorance to all that can read ! Just another "Sheep-ole" that froths at the mouth & says what you think your supposed to say.

    If you truly believe this, then get off this "Demonized" broadcast & go help people that recognize your hand & want your help ! You'll just get thumped on here my foolish mortal being... Be wise & save your self. . .

    " Jesus told me that you like to molest sicken farm animals "

  • the scream at 4:41 lasts an entire 16secs... Beautiful

  • LOL adamn raped jesus at the end

  • LOL

    

  • people are so mixed in power, i believe i am my own power for i am everything that is

  • @BelieveandtrustJesus you dont think any of this was intentional? its obvious;

    the lyricist is a very clever man

  • @BelieveandtrustJesus At least he didn't create a failed experiment that he hates just because he couldn't make us any better even though he took a whole fucking week. At least satan doesn't set up morals for us to follow then doesn't follow them himself. You're a fucking sheep, mate. A lamb being led to the slaughter. There is no such thing as the christian god, now grow the fuck up and stop acting like a child.

  • my favorite band ever and ever !

  • @BelieveandtrustJesus Actually he is speaking from a priest's point of view. Talking about how they lure people in for the right reasons but then end up doing evil things. Specifically raping little boys.

  • @BelieveandtrustJesus indeed i do, could be, but there is no way satan and or demons are speaking through maynard. it all comes down to how the listener interprets it, but in no way is tool's music disturbing. im guessing by your comment and name that you are a full blooded christian, and im not saying theres anything wrong with that, but what i am saying is that if you do find this song offensive or disturbing than tool is not the band for you.

  • @believeandtrustJesus To me, this song is about fear.

    It's about the fact that there aren't obvious answers in life.

    And it's about those people that, faced w/ this reality, take comfort and numbness in the teachings of a two thousand year old book and, in turn, are manipulated by all the scum suckers on this planet that use Jesus to bend the faithful and fearful towards their own selfish ends...

    ...year after year after year.

    "Religion is the opiate of the masses" ~ Karl Marx

  • @screaminginpub1ic

    I love this view.

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  • @BelieveandtrustJesus the song is towards christians who follow what jesus tells them to do..."you are broken now but faith can heal you. just do everything i tell you to do" listen to the lyrics bro

  • @BelieveandtrustJesus Boy that Satin sure is great.

  • @BelieveandtrustJesus do some homework on Danny Carey and you will find he believes he's possessed by an entity by the name of Paimon who Biblically speaking is one of the Kings of hell. He claims he is a direct influence on his drumming, and it is widely accepted that he made a pact with Paimon, which would explain the pagan symbols that are draped throughout his drumset. So it's not like Danny Carey is gonna disagree and could potentially be the silent driving force behind their message.

  • PS...WE CAME AS ROMANS is way better than this.. tool iS a wanna be FLOYD.. No one can beat THE FLOYD..hahahahA

  • Maynard just likes being high and making up stupid things. How can someone talk about Jesus when their atheist? I mean how can some people live not believing anything, that's quite selfish. Jesus was only doing good for god and for us, he shouldn't have to show himself to us, he already gave us his son and the word of god?(the bible). Whether we chose to believe it is up to us, don't test god, if u truly believe in him he will show u his love. He already died for u. How much do people want... G

  • Jesus loves tool!

  • hahaha. drrrrrraggggg.

  • To everyone saying Jesus is coming back...he obviously already came, forgot about all you ignorant christians and went to a Tool concert AND got on stage!!! LOL

  • @foreverisalie713 dur dee dur

  • Could be Justin :p

  • Kick ass song...but I wouldn't insult Jesus, it won't pay off in the long run.

  • @grumpiking are you serious? xD

  • @HumorOfANerd ....absolutely serious :)

  • @grumpiking lol

  • @grumpiking lol your opinion i guess

  • @grumpiking He isnt insulting jesus anyway, the song is about how people are born into religion and just indoctrinated into being religous without thinking about it, and I know that if you are religous you will probably deny this, but its true. Thats what I think of the song anyway.

  • @HumorOfANerd His angry tone and inflection mocks the Lord....also saying the Lord wants to 'rape' you. The lyrics are condescending overall. Being that Maynard is a known Atheist, and the vid shows a 'Jesus' in his song, I doubt he was trying to be respectful. Not insulting?! That sounds a bit naive. The songs hints of Truths if you are really trying to find salvation, but mocking Christ's Church is not the way. As I said, the song rocks....but God is watching.

  • @grumpiking God is doing fuck all, if there is a god why did hundereds of people just die in an earthquake on japan, why do people have disease, why are humans so horrible, why is there war, why is there other religion, and why hasnt he showed up or done anything to prove that he is real within the time of people keeping records. Wanna know why? God aint real.

  • @HumorOfANerd We were talking about the song simpleton, I guess you lost that argument. Read 'More than a Carpenter' by Josh McDowell, which provides evidence that Christ is who he says he is, or you can lead your sad life clouded and ignorant like you are now. You can't explain the 'Miracle of Life' and do you really think things happen by chance? or do things happen for a reason? Why did 12 of Christ's Apostles still claim Jesus as Lord, after Jesus was already "dead"? Why die for a lie?

  • @grumpiking Lol, ignorant? Dont call me ignorant, you dont even have any proof that he is real, yet we have proof that he isnt, and you still believe in this person. Your like a blind sheep following someone who isnt there, have fun worrying about heaven and hell just to find out it isnt true.

  • @HumorOfANerd Good luck with that.

  • @grumpiking plus you ignored my question, because you dont have an answer, congratulations.

  • @HumorOfANerd Whatever tough guy. I do know that pain comes to those who ignore God and his Blessings.

  • @grumpiking What blessings lol, i havnt seen any *miracles* from this man in the clouds, im done arguing with you PS you still didnt answer my question lol. Goodbye narrow minded man/lady.

  • @HumorOfANerd I doubt you see or understand much of anything, and that is a sad state. Laugh it up while you still can.

  • @grumpiking Lol, ok, ill keep that in mind.

    Still didnt answer my question x]

  • @HumorOfANerd You wouldn't understand the answer anyway...you like walking around deaf, blind and dumb...., and you promised to go away.

  • @grumpiking I didnt promise anything, and trust me I would understand, you just dont have an answer, just like every other christian in the world.

  • @grumpiking Look dude, we have spent days with this, we have different opinions, truce?

  • @HumorOfANerd Its your opinion, but untill he actually proves anything. Im not convinced.

  • @HumorOfANerd Talking to yourself? Nice. Convinced of what? It's your choice to risk Hell. God will prove that soon enough, good luck.

  • @grumpiking know what the song is about????

  • @guitaranthony No I'm clueless. I've had the cd since it first came out genius. Sorry if I've become a true Christian since then. Do you know what life is about?

  • i always knew jesus rocked out to tool! everyone said i was crazy, no one wanted to listen. well whos crazy now! haha

  • @TicksAndLeeches77  Its a metaphor jackass........ They are making fun of jesus

  • @TicksAndLeeches77 you.

    jesus never existed.

  • lol...did anyone notice when Adam attacked hugged Jesus, Maynard just looks at 'em like "really.... "

  • Ha ha tackle Jesus.

  • Jesus will never gain weight with anyone with that arobic program

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  • 6 gods on that stagee...OMG

  • @TotalyC09 no it isnt.

  • 4:56 on- that's some real rock and roll goin' on right chur.

  • That is the real Jesus Reincarnated, i dont kno who the guy in the robe is tho.

  • Hey that's not Jesus, Jesus was a Raptor...

  • @AchillesCanine He went extinct for our sins....

  • Can someone please remove Fred's attempt at this song please! You don't monopolize on the existence of undereducated, hormone enraged mongoloids Mr. Durst and expect respect as an artist or integrated part of this earth, it does not happen.

  • Did you all know Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit) covered this song...ya gotta see it...terrible

  • @deadlycapgun:

    x-mas was festive day long BEFORE christianity, ever heard of

    winter solstice? go on to ANY other "christian" day and you´ll find

    gentile roots...

    bla bla bla

    btw:

    TOOL RULES!

  • THAT Jesus, yes, I would worship him.

  • one of my favorite song

    and Opiate is their best

  • for all u arguing bout chancellor and d'amour, there really isn't a better bassist, each brought different sound to the band, they're still tool right? the best fucking band on earth, better believe it. i love every song, and if u are a true tool fan like some think u are, u would appreciate both bassists for what they each brought into the world, fucking rock, long live tool <3

  • religion is a joke.

    good song, great band.

  • @cycling4ever Most religions are a code for life, not a joke. Although I find Christianity pretty funny, I mean santa did come down the chimney today right?

    All about the eastern philosophy

  • I don't think you understand guys.....maynard wants God to rape you...thank jesus for this song!!!