Hummer Crash Test

[seriatcifedai]

speed?

[TheMostAwesomeMan242]

is this damage repairable?

[Myaccountbastards]

@TheMostAwesomeMan242 Yes any damage to a car is "repairable" to a certain degree.

[TheMostAwesomeMan242]

@Myaccountbastards yeah i know but i'm saying is: if you were to get into this kind accident, will insurance company cover it or will it be declared "a total loss"?

[Myaccountbastards]

@TheMostAwesomeMan242 I'm not a mechanic or anything but my guess its a right off, the engine looks pretty much destroyed. But it all depends on the insurance company my dad's 94' VW Jetta front fender was backed into and the insurance company called it a right off

[TheMostAwesomeMan242]

@Myaccountbastards oh okay. thanks for answering!!!

[DJMikaelito]

Well its time you americans learn that Hummer is made in China....google it

[VITOLLFOTOGRAFIA]

The whole world always says ... the H3 is a shit, but the H1, H2 is a tank. I am with H1 it is a beast, in fact it is more a truck than a 4x4, but the H2 has the same chassis that other 4x4 USA, i would like to see it in a video Euroncap ... but there is no, that rare, truth?

[Gazzz87]

who needs a crumple zone? Thats what your bitches are for!

[giantpaulosa]

Damn...is Horatio ok?

[psngamer12345]

Hummer h3 is the worst of all hummers, poor safety, dosnt have any strength

if ur looking to get a hummer get H1 or H2, those 2 are fuckin beasts

[grandtheftauto5588]

is the wall ok?

[MrSimkeNS]

hahahhahah, the result : like it never crashed before!! :D

[madhatter0110]

Hummer--it only looks tough.

[shortyfocker]

What a stupid test... it was a full frontal... so what....? 40% frontal crash should have some other results.... Stupid test!

[SMPfilmfan]

@shortyfocker hahaha full frontal. . . . .

[paintballwin]

just like gta!

[TheSuperpaco2]

@paintballwin but in gta the player flys out of the hummer



[MrHaavard911]

Press 2 down to see the hummer having sex with the wall !

[lilndnhustla08]

if u wanna see the car humping,press 1 repeadetly

[MySamisbest]

@lilndnhustla08 thats cool I tried it and it worked thats really cool

[RedOneHD]

if you want to crash the car press 1

[ineverrememberthese]

Where the hell is the crumple zone on this vehicle??? There's got to be so much force being transferred to the driver in this vehicle O.o

[miankd]

What a pile of garbage

[Isjix]

That looks like it'd be rough on the back, neck, etc.. it stops almost instantly.

[NzRampage]

shit I blinked.....what did I miss? :(

[denon7474]

@NzRampage

:) play it again :/

[10cmdolan]

how did a 3 second video get over a million views??

[KingBazia]

ohh i see, ram it in to a wall and it gets damaged. good to know

[DracoAzule]

@KingBazia Crash tests like these are to test how well the cab holds up and protects the passengers inside.

[KingBazia]

@DracoAzule I know that, I was just trying to be funny ^^

[paladinrulez]

@alexanderocks thats what happened with H1.

[rbareiro]

OK!

[MrJessShuu]

At least when you buy a Hummer you get repaid with a REALLY NICE car. When you buy a Prius, you get repaid with a sticky gas pedal, screwy floor mats, a faulty brake system & possibly a trip to the ER.

[ineverrememberthese]

@MrJessShuu Hummers are really nice? They look like slightly spruced up Chevrolet interiors to me... And slow acceleration... and massive gas consumption... and mediocre crash safety... and okay I've made my point.

[thehuhuSB]

like a h1 would

[FLOYDROCKSSS]

@alexanderocks like a G Klass would ? :D check the video.

[calvinmclastname]

A BMW 3 series E46 give better side protection than the Hummer. I wish American car companies could take as good of care of occupants as do German car companies. :(

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

@calvinmclastname Hummers are out of production, I drive by a car dealer every day and there is always the same Hummer sitting there that no one wants, they keep lowering the price in order to try to sell the last few that were manufactured.

[matheusgu]

Now put the real hummer there, the h1 and see what happens

[toyotaprius79]

@matheusgu It would be intact, that's a bad thing. Without crumple zones, lack of airbags it's a very unsafe car. Having an incredible sturdy car isn't safe. All of the energy is passed through the driver and passengers not the car. And for the H2 it's still shit. Mainly because the massive V8 engine has pushed through the dashboard into the passenger cell.

If I was told to have a crash it would be difficult to choose between a Hummer or a G-wiz.

[MrDabi111]

practicaly nothing happend lol

[JoeyJr702]

....and the spinners detached and took flight like boomerangs....slicing-up its victim

[75Bird455]

@JoeyJr702

Awesome!

[opiatkiinq]

@JoeyJr702 lmao

[Kiobas99]

@alexanderocks wahah i totally imagined that in my head XD

[counterclockwise123]

I'm surprised it didn't go through the barrier!

[IztormI]

@alexanderocks it's a h3 lol.. a h2 would have done the trick I guess:P

[supernaturalguru]

fuck that! H3 aint a real hummer!

H1 all the way ^ ^

[TrtSmrt]

Yup... it just bounced off the wall. what that actually meant is that the neck of the driver suffered the most of the kinetic energy from the test. Poor dummy got its eyes popped out into the windshield lol

[atgskater14]

@TrtSmrt

yes if it bounces off a wall imagine what it can do to a car it would cut right through it

[TrtSmrt]

@atgskater14

Yup! It wouldn't notice that it ran over you :)

That is why in Serbia there is a law against mounting front push bars that are made of thicker material than allowed. In the case of a crash, it is only fair to split the damage to both cars and thus, sharing the kinetic energy and saving lives of passengers in both vehicles.

[atgskater14]

@TrtSmrt

well in america we are not that fair we like to prey on the week cars. what little honda eat my big ass hummer. just dont crash it into a wall

[Xboxlivemgear]

@atgskater14

Most new Japanese cars sold in America, are made in America. Now Compare that to Mexico for GM and Canada for Dodge/Chrysler...

[atgskater14]

@Xboxlivemgear

all american cars are made in north america with north american parts, jap cars are assembled in america with some american parts and some japanese parts, the japanese car plants are in states with low wages and they do not pay their workers as generously as domestic car company's. hence i'd rather work for ford than nissan. and canada is a country that i'd love to buy from, if someone made a new car company based in canada id buy there cars in a heart beat

[Xboxlivemgear]

@atgskater14

Only the ones with the label "Super Duty", or "Hybrid" are made in America. most of the other ones are foreign. Mazda and Volvo both use ford parts. Most Toyota's, Honda's, and Nissan's that are in America are only in the exotic world of Canada. No Asia, South America, or Europe for those.

[th3coolon3]

why do I always get an h3 crash test, I wanna see a h1 or h2 crash test, please someone hook me up with one!

[zhatswallace]

wow. It's not that good.

[fuckoffanddie381]

@alexanderocks it whould be haha ;)

but it weights 300 tons xD hahah

[ignatzRat]

Should have filled it with right wingers.. then you'd have something!

[dave777blaster]

looks like a death trap, terrible mileage anemic engine and very poor handling.

too wide for off road

has to be a GM

[GlobalTranceMaster]

Who knows that hummers are mass produced in china??

yep its true

[en3my666]

Hummers are so fucking ugly, and you only ever see Tools driving them

[TheHornylittledevil]

@en3my666 and your the tool for watching this video

[TheNazarito]

хренасе

[GerbilEssences]

What a hummer dinger!

[rrjavierr]

chinese people dont want that amount of shit!

[1998salva]

Dieeeee!

[Thefivestar5]

turn that wall into a smart car and see who lives tiny cars suuck alot

[MrNazyk]

Ну и что дальше

[exBMRguy]

piece of shit, even China does not want them

[skillful101]

what no slo mo

[Danny7930]

hummer would be alright but the passengers dead.

[89Octane]

theyre all shit

[schnoorman123]

@89Octane Your shit......hummers are awesome........h2s are my favorite.

[ClassicRockMusic]

hummers are garbage

[89Octane]

@schnoorman123 then y r they fuckin bouncy?

[B789c]

@schnoorman123 a renault megane has a 4 star rating, better than this big lump of plastic

[bunp10192]

@schnoorman123 I agree too ClassicRockMusic is just talking out his ass.

[shawnheather323i]

Agreed! That was a shitty crash test too. Where are the crumple points?

[Darkorbit21]

(yes that is true the Hummer H1 is the best me and my dad both agree. Yes my dad bought on 5 Years ago and my mom said to sellit so we could buy a stupid Van!!!!!!!!!!

[YoChr1s09]

i have a corolla and i personally like hummers. if i cud own one i wud, theyre baller

[JoaoMario24]

So what you don't like Hummers? Why do you even bother making retard comments about it? If you don't like it, that's ok, feel free to keep it to yourself. It's a fucking personal opinion, so it means that no one gives a shit about what you think, ok?

This if for all haters who bother on watching vids about things they hate and posting retard comments hoping to get thumbs up juse because they think everyone thinks like them.

[dude2106]

and you critisism of their comments is also your own personal, so "feel free to keep it to yourself".... The comment section isn't closed for peoples opinions about something. Their comment are on topic, serious or not. You just don't like it because you don't agree, but i guess you have heard of the freedom of speech and yes it has also come to youtube! like it or not.

[JoaoMario24]

Yeah buddy, I know what that is. And i know that it has come to youtube, and I only said that because if you don't like it and come here post crap comments, its not even worth it. So I don't mean to block anyone from speaking, because they have this right like anyone else, what i mean is its easier to just stay shut and stop making bad comments in a video about something you totally hate. Don't like it? Don't comment. Again, its pointless make a hating comment in a vid about something you hate

[JoaoMario24]

, having someone arguing back, just like i did, and then start that massive war on youtube that could have been avoided if you didnt take every single chance you have to make hating comments. I don't direct those comments at you, just at the haters, and thanks for the thumbs down. Just want to let you know that it doesn't really make a fucking difference.

[dude2106]

I know it wasn't directed at me, i just think your comment was hilarious because you blamed them for doing what you did in the same comment... and talking about "hating comments" Try to take a look on what you said to them... Just to give some examples: "Retard comment" "fucking personal opinion" "gives a shit".. you arent that good at avoiding making hate comments either..

[JoaoMario24]

I did realize that. It just makes it easier to notice the comment.

[fatcatfever2]

i <3 my hummer:)

haters are just jealous!!

[nischalgautam1]

hummers suck donkey balls fuck

[ringlol]

the only real hummer is the humvee and it isn't made for fools to put big rims on it and drive around the city looking like douches.

[ineverrememberthese]

@ballisstix Well I'm glad to hear you're a self proclaimed troll in addition to being a bigot. And call me crazy, but I have always found derogatory language that singles out a group of people or stereotypes them rather offensive. You say that internet using people have magically realized words such as "fag," "guido," etc. are harmful and unproductive words in the past year. I wish that were the case because the world would likely be a much more positive environment to live in.

[ballisstix]

@ineverrememberthese I never set out to harm anyone, lol. And if it offends people so much when someone says something on the internet, then lol, maybe they should lower their expectations of people and their behavior on the internet.

[ineverrememberthese]

@ballisstix Well, I'm glad you at least recognize the low standard by which you conduct yourself...

[ballisstix]

@ineverrememberthese When I do it, i'm just fucking with people, I call it dark humor. Most people don't. They actually mean it. That is just it. I am not going to say anymore. And why does matter this much to you? Did it make you any money or do anything valuble with your time to point that out? Thats my question for all people who get involved in buisness that isn't theirs >:(

[ineverrememberthese]

@ballisstix Well, you are a bigot in every sense of the word eh ^.^

[ballisstix]

@ineverrememberthese You get what trolling is? And BTW people on the internet (including you) are biggest hypocritical pipsqeaks on the face of the earth. Just a few years ago people were using fag and faggot like it was a second language, but within last year it's apparently a forbidden word.

[kennykelme]

HUMMERS rock.

[Hondasrock87]

Except it's not a real Hummer. and it would never come close not at 90 Mph break through something that vehicle Crumples at the sight of a barrier.

[awesomeness2571]

hummers are just a waste of gas!!!

they are just huge and bulky...

all i want huge is something only guys have....

[asianboi1216]

LOL, if you can afford it, you don't worry about saving gas. And dumbasses like you don't understand that even a Toyota Tundra gets 13mpg. Hummer H2's get 12mpg and the H3 gets up to 16 mpg. Look at all the trucks and suv's out there: they waste equal if not more than the hummer. Get the facts right so that you don't look like some dumb 18 year old freshman. I can tell lots of guys use you for sex.

[Junije1]

@asianboi1216 ROFLMAO, You'll never have a girlfriend :)

[JoaoMario24]

Yeah, an Audi R8.

BTW, so what they waste gas? Do you know how much co2 is being wasted right now while you run your computer? I bet you don't have a clue, buddy.

[spartan688082]

@JoaoMario24

a lot less than a hummer pumps out

[JoaoMario24]

@spartan688082 As an individual, yes. As a whole, never.

[spartan688082]

@JoaoMario24

I agree,

but at least something is being done about the environmental footprint of machines. power consumption is sliced every year. the hummer is an overweight, gluttonous machine that chugs gasoline/diesel and is based on old technology and the belief that we can consume as much as we please and keep pumping waste into the atmosphere.

the only place I see a true purpose for it is in the military where a powerful, heavy, high durability, off-road vehicle is needed, not desired

[JoaoMario24]

@spartan688082 I see where you're going, shame this argumentation is taking place on a H3 video. And anyways, the military is trying to reduce their co2 footprint as well.

It all seems amazing, but it's not taking place yet and all we can do is hope for a future better than expected.

[denon7474]

@JoaoMario24

i agree but a bet you dont know how much power a computer uses otherwise you would have put it their

[JoaoMario24]

@denon7474 And you do?

[bawitida93]

@JoaoMario24 About 100 grams per hour, now for your h2 at 60 mph for an hour you've already wasted over 1,500 grams, so take that buddy.

[JoaoMario24]

@bawitida93 this is quite an old argument, but thanks for the small piece of trivia.

[ASAWProductions]

@JoaoMario24 some computers use less energy than your desk lamp

[InitialAB]

it bouncy off the wall must cause multiple whiplash???

[PhilDerChillt]

the people in the another car would be dead...idiot^^

[Xp3rTGam3r]

when china takes it over it will most likely take over the current hummer factories so the saftey wont change. But i will not buy one anyway we dont want the chinese taking over!

[fadayehiran]

@Xp3rTGam3r ,,,the GM models will be more valuble,,just like canon camera the one made in japan is more valuble than the chinise one!!!!!

[123dodgecharger]

Homies flying out..WEEE

[thompa95]

haha none dead u mean ?

[jordanhwong16]

ya, china owns hummer..lol, thats pretty lousy

[imfercho]

And it´s gonna get even worse, cause Hummer is now chinese!! Imagine that in safety terms.

[speeddemon157mph]

LOL

[atgskater14]

yeah if its made in china the led paint will kill you before you get into any crashes

[talkron300]

@imfercho they plan on making it out of paper they were going to use cardboard but it would cost to much

[imfercho]

@talkron300 LOL chop sticks for bumpers (that will make it safer) and paper for everything else.

[racingchamp101]

@imfercho hummer is now defunct

[Sherwin930]

@imfercho not anymore its owned by some private company in utah i think

[imfercho]

@Sherwin930 well I just hope they make them safer cause they are not exactly what they look like.

[Sherwin930]

@imfercho well h3's aren't safe but h2's i think have a 5 star crash test rating and i think when they tested the h1 it destroyed the crash test rig

[kingeddy137]

@Sherwin930 not really... h3 is better then h2, though h2 does not have a star rating, well visit car-accidentsdotcom, and select hummer, u'll see a photo of a real collision between a random small pick-up truck and an h2, u'll know better then i do now, that it isn't that much of a safe truck...

[tucsondog]

@imfercho Are you talking aboutquality, or chinese drivers behind the wheel of a hummer?

[imfercho]

@tucsondog quality, cause I don't know about the other thing.

[bunp10192]

@imfercho actually the Chinese gov't rejected the deal for GM and Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Company this February on the 24th. Hummer is going defunct and is currently in the process of liquidation.

[bunp10192]

@imfercho actually the Chinese gov't rejected the deal for GM and Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Company this February on the 24th. Hummer is going defunct and is currently in the process of liquidation. Most people dont know this.

[paladinrulez]

@imfercho it is chinese, but factory stays where it is, so do employees. the only thing thats gonna happen is that you are about to see completely same copies of hummer H2 for 5.000USD piece with 1.0L V2 engines.

[fjmi]

@imfercho cant get worse! chinese people will make it better :P

[atgskater14]

@imfercho 

na gm canceled that deal its just bankrupt sadly

[interpol007]

@imfercho no, gm backed out of the deal to the chinese.

[CRF150EXPERT]

@imfercho its not chinese

[noctourn1716]

@CRF150EXPERT dude the hummer was bought out by the chinese. Now they come with 2 month warrantys, and are eventually going to cost $3000 but fail quality control

[CRF150EXPERT]

@noctourn1716 no sale never went through your making it up

[MCR3090]

@CRF150EXPERT you tell him

[MCR3090]

@CRF150EXPERT You tell him.

[CRF150EXPERT]

@MCR3090 damn straight

[WestAxeStudios]

@noctourn1716 the sale to the Chinese fell threw and the last production Hummer rolled off the line in February of 2010.

[toyotaprius79]

@CRF150EXPERT It is, even Cadillac was bought by the Chinese. I think it's Chery, the ones that make death trap cars.

[Deeskey95]

@toyotaprius79 Cadillac wasnt bought by chinese its still a full american GM production car hummer did get bought by chinese but not Cadillac and if you think chevy is a death trap how bout i run my 91 caprice into your stupid prius and then well see whose dead

[ineverrememberthese]

@Deeskey95 lol. Full american GM production car. You mean assembled in Mexico with parts from overseas? I didn't realize that's American.

[Deeskey95]

@ineverrememberthese Cadillac is an American car company isn't it? don't try to find lame excuses for why the company is bad just say you don't like it. Their is allot of different people saying where or what its from and they all disagree.

[jawbreaker480]

@imfercho

IT IS!!!?? FTW

[Astonhooi]

@imfercho go suck balls

[imfercho]

@Astonhooi mmmmm...why?

[Kenetema]

just cause hes proud of german cars and perhaps of his country if hes german he is no nazi

so just go fuck yourself and die in a hole

when will you fags finally realise that just beeing german does nt mean beeing a nazi...

[zrvpvo8789]

German does NOT mean nazi.

So as German made car does NOT mean better then other by default.

[weaponexpert1]

@zrvpvo8789 what has this to do with nazis????

[zrvpvo8789]

@weaponexpert1 Read other comments.

[HannesOne07]

i concede a point to you ;)

[bananaMargarita]

I guess the h1 is better than those ugly new hummers

[Duman328]

America cant make cars :D GERMAN CARS RULEEZZ

[patriots2400]

I prefer Italian. You nazi.

[StanOfGB]

America does make cars for your information.

[dahgutone]

LMAO, and we Americans thought "BIG" was "safe"....

[makaveli087]

well that was short but sweet. Not even a *real* Hummer though. sure thats an h3? looks like a H2

[Modest1758]

для трехтонного амбала неплохо

[Kevinesque]

Big SUV= small penis.

[nicka2316]

And how would you know this? experience it yourself?

[grizzleypeak]

Hummer.... Nothing Dummer...(sic)

[reachforthelasers]

[sic]

[Painkilaxx]

what an ugly car to have.

[YTBYlover]

the rear ties left the ground? With all that weight? very odd

[FiredUpZ28]

Yea the Hummer may be more structurally solid but all of its own weight negates any safety benefit. Look at the SmartCar.

[SlagathoR45]

weight makes a big difference. watch the s-class vs. smart car head on test. it's frightening how the smart car get thrown.

[porsche911sbs]

It amuses me that owners of large SUVs pride their vehicles by declaring them the safest automobiles on the road. ironically, roads would actually be much safer on a whole without them.

[LowTegra]

Amen, SUV's destroy cars because of their shear size and weight.....and it's usually non-skilled grocery getting women driving these monstrous vehicles...They should require a special license to drive em, or at least bar women from driving em