How not to play Virtua Fighter 5

[KazingerKei]

that means the game sucks.

[iminthenet2]

can you still do that in Final Showdown?

[LFDN22]

Their was sure fire way to beat this move all you need to do was run straight at your opponent or when you get nearly close your opponent move up

[flaronb6]

if only that works in tekken and soul calibur lol

[NaCk210]

he mad

[evil99019]

dey see meh trollin', dey hatin'

[59hitman]

hahahhaha kattate koi!

[MonkeyCha0s]

wow i love all you noobs in the comments who call the winner a noob but dont realize how noobie the loser is for not beating such a noobie tactic. can you guys not see how retarded the loser is for not solving this problem within the first few seconds of the sidestep run away?

[JoeMamma23]

anyone know the names of both songs in this video?

[egg64]

@JoeMamma23 I think the last tune was the credits roll music from Samurai Shodown III.

[Doober717]

I am not a salty player... but if that was me... I would have beat the shit out of that guy.... 

[ShinMaruku]

Hahaha Get at me!

[Gonbebe]

1:12 POWAAH WHEYB!! My favorite exclamation from Terry Bogard (everything he says is amazing).

[furryfan420]

japan guy fail

[rinneganhero]

lmao thats why i love elieen 

[SDSOverfiend]

OH yeah... 8-way stepping does'nt evade most attacks.. The shoulder was being done way to far away to be effect. A DMPK easily grabs this bitch out of that and throws cannot be evaded or *8-way" walked away from. Video is bullsht and doe'snt match the vid he currently playing.

[SDSOverfiend]

Thats not unbeatable..... that Wolf player is weak lol.

[hannyyuu]

lol

[SupermanStan21]

The girl is saying:

Hahaha ur a bitch!

[RedAvery1]

I'd kick thAT nigga out my house

[inoout]

why doesn't he just start circling the other way? LOL

[ThePhantomnaut]

@inoout Exactly. Either that or move up.

[darklightthecatalyst]

The video itself was kind of inane, but the commentary made it absolutely hilarious. xD

[DarkMurderer38]

yep, the chick was playing like a real fag

[WEIRDBOYKZer0]

at first so much fail after match so much win

[SHlNOBl3]

i would seriously punch the bitch so hard in real life

[tyczynski]

Take the lead then lame it out, that's how you play fighting games!

[TheWizardTrembyle]

tooxtreme55 is probably right. He says Player 2 is the computer and the camera footage inside from the arcade is unrelated to the match we saw.

[RuinAngel]

LMAO, it is pathetic to be beaten by ppl who simply hold the joystick backwards, even worse when you are not able to take a defeat like that

[spacedogs]

苦笑・・・

[sasaraidx]

This would never happen in Raging Blast! lololol.

[OG509]

TEKKEN > virtua fkekkds ..

[MHMemeDoubleYourFun]

@OG509 Booo! SPAM!

[yashanyu1]

i liked the part where she laughed and said bring it on

[Crunchyblackisreal]

LMAO.

[BobSpotOn]

He gave the proper reaction to this lose.

[gts013]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[WakerOfWinds]

Powah WaEE!

[houou100]

hahaha! kakkate koi!

[Slipstream1984]

Hahaha! digdadigadigadeh!

[anthonyluu]

OUR FIRST SALTY PLAYER! 

[maddvillain]

Is this footsies?

[mitzanu2007]

seriosly this is a VF 5 match? jesus christ only in VF 5 shit like this can happen

[Flackon]

@mitzanu2007 "shit like this" can happen in pretty much in every fighting game ever.

[mitzanu2007]

@Flackon nope...Street fighter this would never happen, tekken the same its fast and has homing moves, probably this is posible in soul calibur but even there there are long range weapons or attacks that can hit the oponent so no...there is no fighting game that shit like this can happen, except VF, oh excuse me...good fighting game

[Flackon]

@mitzanu2007 Oh, I get it. You seem to think that what happens in this video is the fault of the game instead of the player. This is not the case.

[mitzanu2007]

@Flackon yes thats what i mean, and theres no fighting game where you can run forever

[Flackon]

@mitzanu2007 No, there isn't. Much less VF which has near-perfect balance. But name any fighting game and I can record a video of a player constantly dodging and the other failing to hit him.

[mitzanu2007]

@Flackon super street fighter 4, tekken 6, soul calibur 4, also that can also happen like you said it might be the players fault, but in my case i dont see that happen to me, and also there is no near-perfect game any genre

[TheRadicalRyushin]

Only a lame fighter would have this happen to him. You just run up and attack or don't use Wolf. This would never happen with fast Jacky or Sarah.

[mitzanu2007]

@TheRadicalRyushin sure...or he couldve just went and use a grab

[TheWizardTrembyle]

@TheRadicalRyushin That's unfair. Fighters like Wolf require more time to master than fighters like Jacky or Lion but they're no less effective once you learn how to use them.

[Agent54c]

1:04 trollface

[IamEVILBLANKA]

who is that cheap ass eileen disgusting

[grassinigrassini]

is that serious?

[LeClassics]

Hahaha love the Japanese voiceover

[Hogweed2543]

Nice... the cheeky sod. :D

[appleman58]

i don't know what i would do in tekken u would just triple tap forward and hit them with an unblockable tackle

[ItgFabo]

@appleman58 lol yeah that just won't happen in tekken 6.

[FoolofSteve]

@ItgFabo like anyone would care about tekken 6 anyway.

excuse me as something much worse happens.

juggling. and grounding and pounding.

[NESTEAftw]

;]]]]]]]]]

[Macen121487]

lol now thats funny

[someguyhunter]

player 2 will have nightmares of "hahaha kakate koi"

[bl1ndr]

lmfao!!!!!!

[Doom2Guy]

I wish my neighborhood had an arcade like that, wow

[FranksAJATT]

なんでコメントに英語ばっかり・・

[tooxtreme55]

doomsurge could be right......the first video of vf gameplay could have nothing to do with the second video of the kid throwing the stool.....the wolf player seemed like it was cpu controlled

it doesnt make sense why the wolf player just kept repeating the same strategy of attack, fuzzy guard, than block... If he was REALLY a human player wouldn't he go for all out attack at least when the clock hit 5 seconds?....it just doesnt make make sense. Play the quest mode in vf and compare.

[IzanamiOokami]

POWA WAVE

[BASSsic]

>nyahaha :3

[eddyg0rd0]

LMAO

[zxclobber]

LOL, funny thing is I see Tekken pro's doing this to arcade newbies on low life all the time.

Hey, he left his card on the floor. Anyone take it?

[BradRy2]

Psssshhh. The other guy should have easily caught on and gave due punishment for it. Running the clock in 3D fighters is common.

[MyoujouAdauchi]

LMAOOOO

I dunno... if you're going for the mentality of winning at all costs it's cool but... still it's no fun...

[brucenatelee]

No way that was a real player not getting close to her even once. He walks kina fast too, right? If not, run to her and hope she slips up and either block or attack. His big spin kick would have worked I think.

[someguyhunter]

funny how the bitch keeps on laughing as she spins around the arena lol

[Writtenjustice]

No such thing as cheap, guys

[Doomsurge]

This is probably a player vs cpu.

[theslyder]

While I typically have the "Winning is winning" mentality, and believe that if it's in the game, it's fair use; I feel this tactic shouldn't even be IN the game. The developers should've found the issue in playtesting and addressed it before the game was released.

[Kalimari18]

@theslyder

You've obviously never played the game before.

[theslyder]

"You've obviously never played the game before."

The statement I made can be applied to literally any kind of competitive game. Any kind of situation that immediately wins a match like that should be knocked out of the final product.

I believe in the business they call it "balancing."

[Kalimari18]

@theslyder

The video doesn't show a viable tactic. You can't immediately win a match doing what the Eileen player did. The Wolf player is simply very new to the game or something. He could have and should have just walked with Eileen, eventually cornering her. This game takes place in a ring for a reason.

The video is funny because the Wolf player is so bad. :)

[laughingfurry]

That is true. It's actually obvious that the Wolf player is new simply because he's hitting attack buttons when he's too far.

The Wolf player should have done a couple things. Cornering would work, as the Eileen player would slip up, resulting in either getting hit or a ring out loss. Another thing that could be done is to get in close and attempt a throw. I'd say a throw because other attacks could be dodged, though using giant swing wouldn't work unless the player is fast.

[tooxtreme55]

actually, eileen has fast stepping and it is a cheap tactic.......the wolf player seems new but he did fuzzy guard and do other tactics that are not newbie. However, he could have easily done wolf's low half circle lariat for a nice long distance killer of this crap

[laughingfurry]

Good points.

[NotARusski]

Aren't you making the assumption that the Eileen player had no plans for being cornered?

[laughingfurry]

I'm assuming that a slip up would occur either because of over confidence or an inability to handle pressure.

[zxclobber]

It's a tactic, and there is obvious ways around that.

The abuser found a way to use the 8way step and the victim didn't. So quite simply, the newbie deserved to lose. Thus, you can't really consider this 'cheap'.

However, maybe a little disrespectful to beginners... yeah, but which game doesn't let you play with them?

[LiangHuBBB]

EPIC win for the lulz.

[shiningwizard327]

This is why playing at arcades is way better than playing online. People can hide online, but in person, you take you're sh*t like a man!

[RSXemperor]

Afterwards, the guy consoled himself by watching hentai and his imaginary girlfriend on a dating sim.

[V3NOMXIII]

@RSXemperor fuck how'd you know what I did? D:

[ultm8ninja]

lol that's Sooo cheap and I don't believe in tiers but still

[pepsitexaco]

when it rains it pours

[TenchiMasakiSama]

What an idiot. He could have easily gone up and poked at blank range instead of pulling off charge moves that are easily sidesteppable

[VirtuaFighter5R]

ROFL!!! ^_^

[JustTVinc]

CRACK SHOE!

[yoshipro]

こんなことで負けて怒るのも大人気ないが実力を出し切らず逃げて­ばっかりで勝つということはもっと大人気ない。

[garoux1999]

Hah. Genius strategy.

[PopCan0]

OTAKU RAGE

[airantidess]

Are there professional commentators for JP VF5? Seems every match I watch has commentary,

I really enjoyed the last part though especially with the clips :D

[MegaManZeroV1]

LMFAO!!!

[jerphunter]

WE JUST GOT A REAL MATCH! LETS GO!

[EvilNando]

OMG what did i just saw??

was that a chair flying?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[RyukendenY]

Scrub got mad.

[lionheartc]

I don't respect that kind of play at all, but you gotta admit that shit was funny as hell. the guy picked up a chair and threw it as the guy he was fighting against.....i'm gonna watch it again lol

[OGRedWill]

that niggas scandalous for that

[exisferis666]

HAHAHA TATATEKOI!!!

[KikiDaiso]

Playing to Win :D

HAHAHAHA

[steet2]

BURN KNAACKUU

RAIGHTNIN TACKUU

[newborn605]

LMAO Is the raging dude at the second part of video was the losing character's player?! Haha what a loser XD

[CornDoctor]

y not just sidestep up and cut her off..

[KidLateJump]

worst case of gamer rage makes the wolf player seem a tad immature

[Alcatraz644]

anyone one the theme when the KOF voices come through

[baderhhh]

i feel dizzy

[unityd3v]

Actually, I think he tosses something, which bounces back off the top of the Versus City cab, which makes it look like stuff was tossed back at him.

[abysmalmonkey]

He threw the cup and it bounced back

[unityd3v]

Playing to win at it's finest.

[viper28087]

no the wolf player just sucked. THere are tons of ways to deal with what eileen was doing

[RandomCL]

Winning is winning.

[NucleaRaptor]

I can walk over and kick you in the balls. And when you're writhing on the ground clutching at them,I'll make a trollface and say "U MAD I'M PLAYING TO WIN OLOLOL"

[RandomCL]

You sound like a child. If you're playing something competitive, you play to win. If it is within the ruleset of the tourney, you take advantage of it. Get out of highschool, kiddie.

[NucleaRaptor]

Sure,sure. NO ITEMS,FOX ONLY,FINAL DESTINATION,etc. Tourneyfags really do ruin everything,don't they? =)

[RandomCL]

RIght... I don't know what you're talking about. I'm talking about real fighting games, sorry. Keep the nerdchan memes to yourself, faggot. I'm not a teenager.

[TheGalamoth]

Tourneyfag lol

[RandomCL]

I still have no idea what that means. Keep the nerdslang to yourself, kiddo.

[sojirokaidoh2]

I hate assholes who spout bullshit like that. Play for fun, get good by playing for fun, and play tourneys to fight some worthy opponents, and maybe win some prize money as a bonus. I bet you're a fucing tier faggot too. grow some balls and learn to kick ass with low-tiers. My Bowser rapes Foxes all the time. It just takes skill. You know how I reached that level of skill? Playing with my friends. For fucking fun. Same goes for my E. Honda fucking over Chun Lis.

[RandomCL]

I play video-games for fun. I play whatever character is fun, without worrying about tiers. That said, bitching because someone takes advantage of a character or tactic that is ALLOWED IN THE RULESET... that makes you a fucking idiot. Anyone who cries because someone plays a top tier character or uses a simple but effective tactic is a fucking faggot. Are you seriously bitching because I don't mind people taking advantage of a game's system? Fucking idiot.

[sojirokaidoh2]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, when did I bitch about anything? I don't mind people who play tiers; I'm just saying that people shouldn't who only play high tiers are idiots because any character can beat any character. I mean people who bash characters with their only reason being their low tier rating. And yes, in certain games, some characters are much easier to learn than others, but in the hands of experts, it all evens out.

[daringscoob]

I understand what you are saying and agree with you. But some Tactics like the ones like using cable in MVC2 with iron man and shooting non stop is a rather cheap tactic that will make you punch the other person in the face... then proceed with the fight lol. Some things you just have to pull ur hair out over basically haha, but some tactics that are simple, people do bitch over because their over the top pro tactics dont work lol

[MattCielo]

It isn't cheap, it's a legitimate tactic that is used to WIN.

THERE IS NO CHEAP THERE ARE WINNERS AND LOSERS.

Losers just use these words "cheap" and "broken" for winners using effective tactics, moves, strategies and combos.

[moonshad0w]

Good sir, that was quite possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

[sjotterke66]

@MattCielo

it's just lame dude, of you're playing like this then you shouldn't be allowed in real contests and such, think of this:

say you like soccer, 1 team makes 1 goals and for the rest of the match they keep passing the ball to each other over and over => the 1 goaling - team won't last long because it's not legitimit

[Blahrg]

They do that in basket during the last 20-30 second and by the looks of it he already won 2 out of 3 round so its not like he was doing that the whole way or else the guy would have raged sooner.

[Blahrg]

basketball*

[LobeliaM72]

MattCielo is right. Anyone who disagrees with him knows less than nothing about fighting games.

[tooxtreme55]

actually, if you play vf....you will realize that it is a pretty balanced game but there are some broken moves that can be exploited to crazy degrees. That said, is it always "Bitching" to want a fully balanced game? Even though something is allowed in the move list doesn't mean it definitely belongs there.

[UnrealVibration]

You're a fuckin' idiot. Grow up, guy. Don't play anything competitive if you get angry at people who learn the niches of the game while you're playing in your own fantasy world of made-up rules.

[ReCharredSigh]

if the tactic we're talking about is something that is literally unbeatable, then you would have a point about him being a prick, but it's not.

besides, you do understand that not every fighting game character's strong point is built upon aggressive up-close play, right?

[roggy12345]

your talking rubbish, the wolf player is a noob for not knowing how to get her. If i was playing i would probably do the same but only once to show the other player that he really is a noob.

[xDragonInstallx]

...the person who won did nothing wrong. The other guy has some anger problems.

I would of probably lol'd at myself for losing like that.

[luchaclone57]

fukken lol'd

[VacuousTerminus]

this video is the very definition of getting "bitched out". but it's so good.

[SolidSnake616]

lol the dude who threw the chair must be gootecks cousin.

[DELICIOUSTOASTEDSUB]

BURN KNUCKUR

[ryanharrisonawesome]

lol burning knuckle!

[CriticalPrince]

EPIC MATCH

well in real life anyways lol

[whatdoiposthere]

う...　目が眩む...

[JIMMYLI616]

haha Dont fuck wit VF5 Scrubs!

[sowutifmahsnsux]

wow, no chair throwing please

[Hikarabita]

the mindgames!!!!

[Heango]

There should be a run movement in this game...

[maruku99]

There is. The idea though should have been to use the sidestep upwards to close the gap.

[ReCharredSigh]

you got it; first time i watched the vid i was like what could wolf do to get close? but then i realized he never used the walk to go into the background, which would stop eileen from just walking around him.

[Wisewind]

couldn't eileen just reverse her rotation though? or can she only rotate to one side?

[ReCharredSigh]

she can, but so can wolf. basically, the way walking works in vf4 and beyond as far as i remember is to hold either forward or backward, and then once you start that, you can hold the joystick in any direction to walk that way.

[VhiddenV]

i thought they were just playing around, until that guy threw the chair

cant believe that was a real match

[branh0913]

This guy is the long lost relative of Sanford Kelly

[Daedalus]

haha, so awesome.

[yensama]

こんなんで勝率９割か・・・

[NFS4LFE]

Wow, what an asshole

[chaos1778]

last part was hilarious xD

[elementpollo]

Virtua Fighter is SRS BUSINESS

[LiangHuBBB]

lol

[cardiffballerz]

LoL worthy!

[salazarmark]

LOSER

[killswitch308]

what an asshole lmao.

[JocaBrate94]

hahahhaa loooooooooooooooooooooooooooos­er

[sweetballsofbungie82]

What a sore loser.

[h3lltr00p]

Mwahahahahahaha!!!

[9fuckin11]

owned bitch

[ciceru]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[musixfinest]

cheap.

[Matrimelee]

The guy's reaction was awesome! xD

[WildTengu]

AHAHAHAHAHA.

KAKATTE KOI!

[alteredtranquil]

This is why Eileen is my favorite character. :D

[BeligerentFeck]

Backwalking in VF isn't as strong as this vid makes it seem, funny vid though :D

[orinn24]

sure?

[rickyb0i]

this guy is a genius