The Count Could Have $#@!ed all Night

[mashqar2004]

this must become a whole series.. the f***king count :p

[R0SEMARY421]

WTF. That old hag's her mom, too? O.e A threesome with blood relatives all night...

[LegendVaslor]

"... but only if you let me **** with you."

*Dies laughing*

[MrHellwain]

hahaha time to fuck sheep hahahaha

[xDJxJx]

LOL.. 1:34 HAHAHAH!!!!!!

[ProXmadnezz]

That is hardcore just like me

[jluis026]

WTF?! This literally made me laugh so hard there's no sound coming out of me. =)))

Mama Count: Only if you let me $%^&* with you.

[tfmm77]

ROFLOL

[1815KA]

"WHAT ALL NIGHT!"

[nixxonbaybay1]

Time to go to sleep, time to f**k sheep.

[universal95]

You have to let me Fuck with you

[LongboardCali]

i cant stop laughing

[chocoluver4]

was it an accdent that now we c the count as a perv?

[wisheyecould]

And I could have ****ed all night!

[MrLilpaki]

I suppose so if u let me f**k with u!

[Gothchick657]

you BEEPed, that's IT?!

[MattS6993]

it is lame when the *BLEEEP* obviously goes over way more than two words

[chesleycareystar]

i thought they were british.

[WorldWalker128]

I guess in the puppet world, that goes both ways.

Not only do puppets get *BLEEEP*ed by people with no *BEEEP* life, but the puppets *BEEEP* back and *BEEEEP* each other as well.

:P

[thefirepkmnmaster66]

haha this song is from my fair lady! haha im stating the obvious

[randomactsok]

i didn't realize the count was jewish

[TheDeathanimator]

lol, funny as hell

[HammerMann16]

LMFAO its time to sleep dear

[Eris972]

the count is a pimp

[cameron197040]

y the fuck do they censor it?

[xXDYLANXx1013]

Time to fuck sheep, dear!

[Sgtscorpious]

damn...they're beasts XD

[webkinzlover43211]

i could have ****ed all night and still had ****ed so more

[runrun395]

is it just me or do you hear the F before the beep and the K afterwards?

[Sittingonacornflakee]

wtf! 

[EnterUsername1987456]

I want to **** now

[Dakota10999]

I coulda f*cked all night! I coulda c*m all night!

[Shaneyy24]

Holy shit. 

[CapnMarcoPolo]

It's time for you to **** sheep!

[breakingbaby]

the writer have to do this on purpose xD

[WhiteWolf1088]

@breakingbaby well you could replace most verbs with a beep really, the human mind fills in the blanks xD

[breakingbaby]

@WhiteWolf1088 hahaha(: yepp! im dirty-minded and proud xD

[WhiteWolf1088]

@breakingbaby haha 13 years old and dirty minded *backs away slowly*

Just kidding I've just been called pedo for making provoking jokes (only jokes) to a 14 year old that was pretty much pushing the envelope to begin with xD

Have a great day :D

[WhiteWolf1088]

@breakingbaby but yeah the ''all night'' is pretty obvious though ;p

[breakingbaby]

i love how the chick keeps looking at count when she says fuck/count XD

[speedyhobbit]

Awwww the bleep is way louder than the rest of the song! Just got yelled at to turn down volume because of annoying beeping sound.

[Etthomas13sexhexy13]

I think these people make these songs sound perverted on purpose

[wohhitsvoxxo]

@Etthomas13sexhexy13 well done

[Etthomas13sexhexy13]

@wohhitsvoxxo Ah haha your funny. I meant the original people/creators of Sesame Street. Dumbass

[wohhitsvoxxo]

@Etthomas13sexhexy13 calm downn...

[Etthomas13sexhexy13]

@wohhitsvoxxo Sorry. Bad day.

[hiyoitsmo]

0:26 ahha

[missymolly97]

they f***ed 11 times in a row:) congrats now im gonna go f*** the sheep

[horsesinheart]

You f***ed? That is all?

[MidmorningCat]

I could have fuuuuuuuuuuucked all niiiiiiiight...

Honestly I think that's the best part ever. Just that part in the beginning right there.

[Malikascoffee15]

de more de merryer mamma! hahaha

[SuperPapi228]

Lmao its time to fuck sheep LOL

[Billiejoelover98]

I bet she gets pregnant soon

[AsiansAfro]

@Billiejoelover98 Then there kid would "count" his/her parents. Then you can call them, a 'mother counter!" XD

Is that a bad joke?

[Billiejoelover98]

@AsiansAfro ha thats funny

[AsiansAfro]

@Billiejoelover98 Thank you! ^^

[CJvball]

damn.. well they must have an.. active.. marriage!! xD

[LadyFang20]

this is so wrong, but so funny XD. The count is such a horn dog XD

[jonnavdpas]

The Count's wife is sexy. xD (And oversexed)

[TheFreePisces]

holy shit, the count has a good set of balls...

[blootoons]

jezus crist dude the count must have more stamina then an olympic cross country runner

[TheHitman4899]

THREESOME

[southpolesmileyface1]

we could've f****ed, f****ed, f****ed all night hahahahahha only if you let me f**** with you the more the merrier hahahahahahaha............. the old woman is gonna get screwed hard ROTFL XD

[MaskedMarvyl]

Aww, he found his counterpart, a female vampire with OCD. It's nice to know there's someone for everyone......

[hzeeeb]

It reminds me of my Childhood but He is still fucking annoying 123, ABC FUCKKKK!

[doctorseaweed]

This does not have to good censoring though, you can still here the c sound before the bleep a lot.

[blueheartguitarist]

does anyone else notice how much seseme street resembles the getto?

[JosieThePony]

28 people were f****d by the count

[crazyXninjaXfishy]

"Ya f*cked? That's it?!"

lol xD

[chesneystevegh]

LMAO only if i bleep with you. This is great.

[Iwillgiveyouctime]

If only we didn't have to stop F***ing

[Sapphireblue58]

Its time to sleep dear, time to **** sheep dear.... OMG! I about spit what I was drinking!

[jrblackout1001]

oh count u fucker

[NinjaInConverse]

"28!" the vid stops at 3:28 o_0

[theZoftime]

the next week they achieved their dream, and did it all night, until 69.

[mokbass]

'the more the merrier mamma' ha ha man im crying here :D :D :D :D

[Daniel4646]

Maybe Sesame Street song writers did this on purpose and just made up a clever disguise for it.:) :) :)

[XLadyOfSorrowsXx]

*beeep* ll night ?!?!

oh please momma just this once

okay but only if i can join you ;)

[cheesemuffinality]

time to **** sheep, dear

XDDD

[CherryOnStage]

Does anyone else think that the Sesame Street people purposely made the Count's songs and scenes sound inappropriate!?

[Silverhazed]

@CherryOnStage Well they used counting as his trade, since he is a "count" so i don't think they did it on purpose. It's only when you hear this you discover it, it takes a genius mind to come up with it. It is possible however.

[hertelbryant43]

@CherryOnStage Look up Sesame Street - Have you ever REALLY looked at a triangle? Just watch it and see how much sexual innuendo there is.

[doctorseaweed]

1,2,3 was not enough for me, I had to fuck to 4.

[alecleslie5]

they let kids see that sh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(!!¡«:!:”­+=%§·∞→↓£ªª→↑©↓¢↓♭

[leelu333]

LMAO! Ahhh I'm going to Hell for laughing at this aren't I ^_^

[evaunit143]

@leelu333 nope

[ChickenNugget3467]

D: !?!? poor sheep...

[viviones]

You ****ed? That's it? xD

[Newtwist75]

What are the gabor sisters doing on Sesame street?

[nadin1898]

Has anybody this video without bleeps?

[bgcorporation]

@nadin1898 Yeah they say counted.

[JazzPr0phet]

Time to f*** sheep! ()_()

[COCOingly]

wth 3some =.= with an old lady?

[hopepeacelove12]

I only know when he, began to f*ck with me, I could have f*cked, f*cked, f*cked all night

[DJOfficialTV]

LMAO the end bit

[BloodBrain421]

Only if you let me F*** with you...The more the merrier rofl

[ToastExpert19]

"The more the merrier!" :DDD

[anislady44]

yay a threesome! XD

[SuperSora200]

how many did they f***

[blueblacks]

haha threesome :3

[abokieyes]

i loved the idea but the beeps where a bit to loud. other then that it was awesome.

[m3tallih0lic]

they totally should haved pleeped when she said "my dearest digit" coulda been "my ****est di**" (biggest dick) oh please momma just this once! AHAHAHAA XD

[m3tallih0lic]

lmfao holy shit the end had me in tears!!!

[milkandbutters]

O_o wow thats interesting

[hotkos1]

lmfao ^_^

[tylerpatty0]

made me lugh

and thats hard

[ArtistCrystalLJ]

cus of dave chapelle, i see him as a pimp. and cus of all these count censored videos that been going around, now ever ytime i see or hear about the count, all i think of is a raging nymphomaniac vampire.

[cocobutter1983]

only if I can **** with you!! ohhh the more the merrier mama!!! XD roflmao

[MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK]

I COULD'VE F&#KED ALL NIGHT

[maxauto44e]

@MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK i think in the beginning its CUM LMAOOOOO

[99whatever99]

"Time to **** sheep"

[ElectronicPleasure]

funny but the beeps are way to loud i have to turn the sound down and can't here a lyrics

[LukanMacto]

Its going to be a threesome!!! Man the count really gets around. He bangs his wife and mother in law!!!

[Escapethehawthorne]

Hahahahahaha

[jewelcharm]

OMG HILARIOUS

[waterbuffalo91]

sesame street HAD to have known what they were doing...lol

[xXDoodlesXx1]

XD I love the face at 0:28!!

[xoPumpkinxo]

ahh omgg thiss is hillariouss

[xXRockXLobsterXx]

The Count is such a pimp!

[LukanMacto]

@xXRockXLobsterXx hahaha great post lol

[dudeavitch]

well. the mother wants to fuck sheep and have sex with her daughter then

[Birgos56]

LOL! FUNNY SHIT!

[Mickeely2014]

3:10 my favorite part!!!!!!!

[ejrocksthisworld]

Well i suppose... if you let me F*** with you! OMG about lost it there! XD

[qpoqiuqytqrewq]

three way XD

[Smazzpop]

OMG!! It sounds like the Countess actualy said fuck at 2:38!!

[irolliamvolvo]

I think she sould have been Britney Spears 1, 2, 3

[irolliamvolvo]

OMG! this is great. What is the girl count's name I don't remember her.

[zoctfear]

the countess i think... only makes sense

[TheSynq]

Countess von Backwards

and yes she likes to count backwards :P

[DraxonBullet]

its time to sleep dear! time to **** sheep dear!

[Razgriz2118]

I suppose so... if you let me f*** with you!!!

lol, this whole thing was hilarious, that was something no one quoted yet though

[96Luck]

it's sounds like i could have cummed all night, haha!

[maxauto44e]

@96Luck LOL

[Chickabidy]

The more the merrier momma!! LMAO

[Pinkaugust]

Love it...... Love it to death....

[billulsh]

actually it sounds more like the countess is saying "I could've fucked all night... I could've cummed all night" which makes it even dirtier.

[thtmaddiegirlxoxo]

if you want to laugh on the floor. look up the count F***** bubbles...wicked funny

[MiTcHeLlDaViSlOvEr94]

"What did you do?" ... "we f***ed" hahahahah!

[menslady125]

@MiTcHeLlDaViSlOvEr94:

Love that part!

"You ****ed? That's it?"

[BryanMDK]

damn

[buchTi]

the sound is too loud xS

[mejasond]

Cram it, Chipoltlemaster! mongorians22, I liked that joke! Very original!

[Umagula]

It doesn't really work on this.

[blackpkerstr]

The more the merrier mama!

LOL

[ravewave555]

lol could of fcked all night XD

[mongorians22]

here's an awesome joke a friend told me:

Question: what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Answer: "same time next month?"

(if you don't get it I suggest you go to wikipedia and look up 'menstruation')

[Chipotlemaster]

Oh we get it. We just don't think is funny. What are you 12?

[mongorians22]

What do you mean "we"? nobody except you has made a comment saying it's not funny. I wasn't implying that you didn't get it, I was pondering IF someone didn't get it. So I'm really fucking sorry that YOU personally didn't think it was funny. Do you want a signed apology or something?

[mongorians22]

sorry, I'm a little touchy today...

[shnappledapple]

tht joke is fukin awesum

[purpleando]

That blue lady with the curlers is like: O_O...these are HORNY people!

[thecitycat]

Time to f**k sheep dear! Genius!

5 stars!

[Yesnog05]

"Yes! Lets go f**king all night long!"

"Vaat?! All Night?!"

"Oh please mama, just this once!"

"Well...I suppose so-IF you let me f***k with you!"

"Oh the more the merrier mama!"

lol I just died laughing when i heard that in the end

[Sektion9]

The cunt of Transylvania.

[TheJesusFreak1011]

I could of fuked u all night and still fuked u more!!!! JIZZED IN MA PANTS

[kunsaeko]

dave chappelle was right the count is a pimp

[vtree12]

the person who made the count is racist because the count is obviosly jewish and they gae him a huge nose thats pionty and he loves to count like jews like to count thier money

[spicyxlilxman]

racist? that's not a race. don't read into it so much! it's okay!

[CraigMetalHead]

He isnt Jewish at all... he is based on classic transylvanian vampires!

You are racist for attributing his physical characteristics with that of a stereotyped Jewish person! You completely disregarded what his accent is and what he is!

[Valcarion]

haha that would be you who's racist

[soccerluver6606]

lol

[Zinimi]

I thought it was okay, nothing that I hadn't seen before.

Until the end, I mean.

"But only if I can **** with you!"

That did it for me. Great work!

[josephrodgersrox121]

HORNY VAMPIRES & THE COUNT IS A PIMP

[SirkRepus]

oh the more the merrier mumma! rofl

[SirkRepus]

time to fuck sheep? xD

[TheFlavas2]

i didn't think it was counted i thought it was danced...???

[Venatius]

It was neither, apparently.

[c0dehx]

Some parts it sounds like they're saying c**t lol

[irfireman978]

LMFAO THE END IS THE FUCKING BEST

[JonathanBlakeTV]

The only problem I have is that the word "fucked" is only one syllable where "counted" is two - So the mouth movements look weird!

Still funny though!