Subway Stripper!!! (get ready to be turned on!)

[Nativechica]

hilarious!

[KiwiLondizzi]

Can you SMELL it? Yeah.

[leelulove24]

lol..i wish i was on that train

[jamaican378]

lmfao

[TERAONE]

out of towners..

[NubianGoddez]

LMBAO!!! pure hilarity, you gotta love the folks in NY nothing phases or impress them lol

[rhythmslave1922]

WOW!!!!!



[iameggnest]

Stand Clear Of The Closing Legs Please...

[ecks2013]

I'd give him a dollar

[miyor123]

IF YOU SEE A SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE, TELL SOMEONE. LMAOOOO

[e7539]

190 normal people

[Neequa777]

lmfao thas too funny

so sleepin miss the show...that black ni99a turned his head like hel no lolz..smh

[mattiehaha1]

i love my city lol ... New York, New York

[AEMoreira81]

Step all the way into the car, and stand clear of the naked guy, please!

And yes, I think that I do see a suspicious "package" LOL!

[mak8228]

I am pretty sure thats the train that killed Kin Jong Il......

[pixiestix6669]

I would have thrown up all over him!

[weirdgirl920]

Why the hell did I masturbate.

[GummiHug]

Haha. I'm sad that this video is three years old because if this guy was still doing that, I would try to get on the 1 train as much as possible. (I don't think I need to say "jk" but hey you never know, some people are pretty dense. Just. Kidding.)

[weirdgirl920]

LMFAO?

[Shethinkstoomuch1]

this was kinda dumb lol

[joby128]

he fucking rocks!

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[DivinityzBeAsT]

LMFAO

[fullchoke77]

why did'nt somebody kick this retard in the balls and beat the shit out of em, and tell him to have a little respect around ladies? thats the cure

[Mohamed81]

@fullchoke77

I'm with you.

[morzune]

im sorry, i really am but that was funny

[moviemaker568]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[NiteSoldier88]

gay as hell i thought it was a woman!!!!!

[GlowRose602]

WTF

[BiracialGoddess]

Hahahaha! I would have given this man $20 to STOP! :P.

[triggastatus]

LMAO he had his Zick all in that guys face.

[BlackChipmunkParade]

Wut just happened.

[beakedporpoise]

If you see a suspicious package tell the police

[ballarette]

Hahahahhaha OMG!!

[souldude11]

wtf



[LAtttiful]

"Keep your money in your pants folks. Your erections and moist panties are enough thanks for me." LMAO best line ever!

[MrXXtitoxX]

WTF



[DebShaw]

That was hilarious!



[pgpaulgoodwin]

errrrrrrrrr



[fmadiva]

My ovaries just dropped out of my vagina 0_0

[angievalefan1]

haahahahahahahahaha soo freakin funny i wonder if he was really homeless?

[romeo901]

wwweeeeeeeeeeee !!!!

[bassmasta313]

lolz that was awsome

[changl72]

lol

[scocom2]

ahhh eww its a man and he has a package lol

[TheWhyme01]

Lol in 0:57 the guy is just sleeping

(the guy wakes up, heres everyone laugh)

wait what, what happend o_o What happend to my MONEY !?

[funparts1]

i a so turned on gotta go masturbate

lol

jk

[GimmeTheGudStuff]

omfg sooooo funny



[LilSlickVic1]

gay not funny

[S1lentStr1ke]

0:33 Dude in the background: I don't care I got an iPhone! lolz

[originalkaidenthe666]

Hairy: yahe can you smell it!?

you: i don't think i want too O_0...

[joey6961]

i wanna know from new yorkers how often crazy ppl on the subways?? lol

[walkertexasranger33]

hairy is the new black lol

[originalkaidenthe666]

that why everyone sholud use the subway lol. XD

[blackopschampion]

Did u stalk him home to Only find out he was ur dad

[ZzTHEGAMERzZ]

hahahah lol

[hjalle95]

JIzz in my pants...



[bawchikawowow16]

dont be scared lady! hairy is the new black!!!

[coolrockingchika]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo

[BlueGama600]

LOL this guy has a lot of guts to do this shit.

[MegaMasterbation]

This should be viral lol

[Peta659]

ePiC!~)}>

[RosesReality]

Sexy when WE do it, funny when MEN do it, lol.

[animeartist5678]

mmmmm yummy :L XDXD

[triplefivedan]

"if you see a suspicious package" lol

[NYCsPLAYA]

AHAHAH wtf

check me vid for sexual harrasment on nyc subway!

[juli19871987]

lol! OMG! I have never met this one! 

[Chazzimmer]

ok, this is funny....but....not sensual, k!! I dont know who would get an erection or wet their panties watching this?? WHO? lol

[QuesoGr7]

@Chazzimmer

There are people who get turned by fat people (and I'm talkin whales here) so I'm somebody would find this hot. XD

[costumegal]

CAN YOU SMELL IT??? lol

[Candy1591]

Lmfaooooo take it off!!!!!!! ^_^ lmao I gotta go on the 1 train more often lmao

[otchere1305]

@Candy1591 u r nasty

[mademoiselleQtee]

lmao hahahahahahaha funny as

[maqeemthedream]

Roflmfaoaotps!!!!!!!

[shadowkunt]

Great! A real artist.

[unonerd]

dude when i first watched,a year ago i think, it only had like 500 views er sumthing. it's still funny as ever.

[SuperNJTRANSIT]

FUCKING NY

[BEARDJET]

Doesn't anyone hear him at the end say, "Your erections and your moist panties are thanks enough for me."? LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[degadus2]

wtf! that gayu!!!



[IMaximusDMI]

I would have given the son of a bitch a round of applause. What a great show.

[hinro]

Crotch punch!

[EnviroArtiste86]

fuckn A!

[wheeler1]

OMG IMA FUKIN PUUUUUUUKE!!!

[OBparamour]

How could you not laugh at that :)

[Tightey88]

hahaha :)

[SheedaWood]

hmzso bored any guys want to rescue me

[technologu]

ppl are animals

[ZainChaosDark]

DAMNIT! I thought it was a girl. But that was worth watching. "If you see a suspicious package, tell someone" >:)

[theFREEmenuCOM]

lulz

[NaSEVoLLReC]

this iss the USA xDD joke

[nomoreblood2bleed]

my hero

[echo1v]

/ raiseshand

I see a suspicious package!

[LittleQube]

would be a flawless win if he'd play

/watch?v=mw-iIcFfn9I

party boy song on his lil radio ^^

[Detallado]

Hahahahahah amazing, I've seen a lot funny things about New York subways !

[lilredrose128]

haha is this real?

[DanitaAteElmo]

LMFAO(:

"Hairy is the NEW BLACK!"

All those people try to ignore him,

its like Austin Powers on xtc!(:

[Jokernotme]

LMAO XD

[NZDude0001]

One word.

Lulz.

[12345olbap]

THIS GUY IS MY HERO BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!

[macDaddyJazz]

lol he put his legs in the womans face

[J3NNiFeR888]

"IF U SEE A SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE TELL SOMEONE"

LMAO, I <3 my city! The subway is a bitch but random entertaining shit like this makes it worthwhile lol

[KappuuChuu]

whaha xD

why doesn't that stuff happen here xD

i would've died laughing xD

[msm3t0o]

LMFAO (:

[PinkFluffies]

this was great!

[HiBitDrifter]

Another investment banker gone crazy from the crash and baring it all as he takes his unemployment application home!

LMAO@dude trying to ignore the whole thing and read his paper.

[Shamborn]

lol!

[Juniordukeshaha]

YoOOOO this had me dying for mins. The part that got me the most is he really bought his own disco ball. I would pay give 100 dollars no lie to do this in rush hours on the 7 train. f**king funny

[mattarrr]

"if you see a suspicious package..."

[Tubo430]

Funny as almost anything I've seen on Youtube !!

Why is it 'Age advised' ? (or whatever they call it).

[KiaD2007]

WOW lmao, and who was the perv that recorded this???

[dvdfrnzwbr]

Now I know why the say to wash your hands after being in public.

[mcmiraclevalley]

Sick and getting sicker:

[garybeer]

He's wearing pasties, what's the problem?

[kristinabell66436]

... lol.. Thats pretty funny!!!

[ebm55555]

haha Oh NYC

[luxe115]

Can you smell it....lol

[strawberi18]

ROFL THAT WAS FUNNY CAN U SMELL IT? LOL

[angelnny330]

LOVE IT!!

LMFAO

"If you see a suspicious package, tell someone"

I love how he included that.

[Mokurentate]

"Weeeeeeeeee!" XD lol *snort laugh*

[za1pp]

If you see a suspicious package LMAO

[Acelyn69]

LOL HILARIOUS!! He's awesome!

[joelfukingmejor]

OMG THATS MY COUSIN!!!!

[Randomomo]

no, it's not

[laena89]

lmao oh my god! I would have given that guy money lol!

[unkibo]

LOL! See people. If only singapore were supportive like the US. We would have so much fun! Fuck girls anytime we like.

[rifledude28]

so funny

[gristleyadman]

Mike??? seriously??? holy crap!! too funny!

[commentM0NSTER]

amg that jewfro is haaaaaaaawt.

[babycheeks530]

just a normal day in nyc

[aniixbaby]

OMG HAHAHHAHA.

[sexonthebeach003]

oh god i love this guy

i wouldve tipped him

[Yeo1000]

Wierdo.

[russellbrandfreak]

HAAAHAAAHAAAA -pisses self- :L omfg rofl!!!!!!!!!!! :L

[starstar1010]

XDDDDDD

[FrankLamboy]

One of the funniest videos ever!

[Jigpikchu]

lol this was on the maury show just an hour ago

[Chocoat18]

omg xD lol?!

[ariefkurniawanz]

godd

[tdicamper241]

Ha!

Amazing!

[acidglow]

lol

[ALEXCAS5868]

This is sooo f!@@ing funny!!!!!!! Great work guys.

[chrisweather]

u guys r so funny

[royokan01]

wtf!

[HeatMusicAZ]

thats madness. i love it!

peep this out.

"Bus stop"

comment enjoy.

[goodiestm]

LMAO this shit is too funny...if u see a suspicious packagae tell someone..do u smell it?? LOL 2 funny, only in nyc!!!

[WrenZephyr666]

MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!!

[alegna688]

that's retarded

[kinopio]

if you see a suspicious package...lol

[babz1991]

LMAO.

[Mokurentate]

ROFLMAO!

[chadgaines1]

hahahaha

i want to do this!

[mtanyc]

OK , why would he do that on the 1 train? my old favorite line. Try that on the 4,5,or6 , actually he can't because they are always so crowded. they need another east side line.

[fussoss]

nice

[kemosh79]

كس امك يا ابن المرة المتناكة

ٍstfu

anaekak ya gay

[zeraphim1328]

my jaw dropped....

[yahleeyah]

aw shit this was some super funny shit...........this guy is hilarious

[niceguy01]

man! i take that train into the city didnt need to see that lol.

[falulu209]

my eyes

oh good god my eyes

[nhlives]

a metrocard and a dream huh........

[PervertedBabyPanda]

"If you see a suspicious package tell someone"

[kmiseter49]

though it is legal.. he wasnt showing anything... so it wasnt indecent exposure..

[Koolregg1014]

So when did he get arrested?

[kyriaabrahams]

This is my favorite thing on YouTube. And, our brunch date is now CANCELED!

[LiveLaughLove828]

Lmfao!

-Jen

[xxxxj4]

gay

[b1bby707]

can you smell it!?

[Yourgravestonestinks]

GREAT!! ah ah

[yungizz3000]

that boy is dumb lol!!!!!

[dp1063]

HAIRY IS THE NEW BLACK xD

[ahjg009]

lol if only someone would do that m my train

[AaahhhUglyHippo]

if you see a suspicious package tell someone

lol