Honey Badger Blood Orgy -- Action Figure Therapy

[POMEGRENADE451]

The best part about that honey badger is that its name is Stanley.

[raynold1984]

Amazing!



[rawreeseisamazing]

Rangers lead the way

[Apollo2003]

this one is EPIC, i love starting the day with a great laugh.

[Cybercid08]

Ranger dont care

[1rk1n]

"Camels....Unfiltered!"

[evilkittie2103]

I cried. I LITERALLY CRIED LAUGHING.

[atheism102]

Hilarious!! I especially like the part when he puts down the white trash racist retards lmao, that isn't done often enough imo.

[GamerLad117]

Stanley kills Chuck Norris for breakfast!

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

what the......fuuuuu?!?!

[MrTheTaddinator]

f*** stanley, i can take him on!

[caperneoignis]

hahaha....

[amcolwell87]

I've been watching your vids for about an hour now... I can't stop laughing! My sides hurt and my eyes are all teared up! AH! Fuckin hilarious!

[Viking102938]

...um, am I the only one that would be willing to pay money to see such a battle?...

[DTEGU]

43 people couldnt comment because of the painfull memories they had of a Honey Badger jizzing into their eyes, nose, ears, and mouthholes, Rangers lead the way

[goodinsrt8]

what...the...fuck

[thmoviemarine]

im in 29 palms, i should swing by and see the guy, remind him of honey badgers and watch him cry

[jessicaann14]

my brother is at 29 palms. He says a lot of crazy stuff happens there.....

[kmayo05]

In other words: Problem Solved, Problem Staying Solved...

[fiendslegacy]

Dude this shit is so funny I almost got divorced tonight over how hard I was laughing.

[tenfiveracer]

LMMFAO !! 

[mattwbwe724]

awesome i love ranger tells like it is and always pissed off at something

[THE69BLACKSHEEP]

42 people have chodes

[Doobie4Higher]

I put off watching this as recommended by my brother, sounded stupid as hell to me, but... then i watched it, and i have to say, "Best Story EVER!"

[lilmissprissyall]

After watching this I felt like had walked into a Unicorns vagina while being butt fucked by a gold hoarding Leprachaun shooting frosty delicious marshmellow fun batter deep inside my soul... Heaven....

[BobTh3GiRaFFe]

its loading and i already clicked like.. i love you haha

[capricorn7187]

The ranger is the best 1.

[capricorn7187]

I can't stop laughing

[Rangerops]

True story, couldn't make this up.

[blackthinginurtree]

not gonna lie this video made me laugh to the point of tears

[thehuckfin1]

omg! thats fuckin epic

[oxmxfxgxxily]

This shit is fucking glorious. lol 

[bikizuzu]

There's not an animal left in this house--dog, homo cat, or ferret--that isn't hiding in some corner right now, terrified from my shrieks of delighted laughter over this. I literally DIED laughing. Best one yet. 

WTG, lads....I hope Stanley never stops chain-smoking!

[crazytbird]

He refuses to eat anything but coffee grounds and beef jerky.

Nice.

[Sipdajuice2011]

Wow



[donovanjordanmcgee]

THIS WAS VERY FREAKIN FUNNY

[thesilentsilas]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S SO FUNNY

[dd31406]

That's the funniest shit ever!!!

[DelicateInsanityy]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL­OO

[TheDrunkSniper124]

One of my favs keep them coming boys!!! Honey Badger FTW!!!!

[deluxeawesomeness25]

Holy Fuck

[dominicandude115]

rape do death ftw

[Pagegibson89]

Fucking awesome!!!!

[csimmons423]

Best one yet. Damn that was funny.

[nov284]

I can see it: neighbor, "I gots a huge pit bill you betta neva come into my yard sucka!"

Me, "I got a honey badger. Not even I am allowed in my yard."

I want a pet badger so bad....

[SaintBelmont]

omg, fucking hilarious!

[Jaxurcar1]

Ahahaha amazing

[gdumdie]

Hahaha I live in 29 palms :P

[motajones]

Get a Pop Filter

[9thstreetbrandt]

crying laughing soo hardi had to stop it four times! this episode has got to be made animated somehow!

[tomshep4]

number of shits given by the honey badger.....0

[Philzzzworld]

I dont think Ive ever laughed so hard in my life

[Codycidic]

Like if you named your cat or thought of naming your cat MR. Whiskers ;) i know i did xD

[uberkooler]

Just wondered into the center of a canine shit storm

[brawnik87]

38? who the fuck disliked this

[allnamesaretakenful]

Honey Badger FTW!

[jackson3327]

I have watched this like 30 times today, my new favorite thing to say is "Butt fuck your soul" and "Unadulterated hatred and nicotine". I have been trying to share it with people, but i dont want animal fags to give me shit (Not lovers, im a animal lover, im talking those peta types).

Thanks AFT

[allnamesaretakenful]

@jackson3327 Fuck PETA, they are nothing but fucktards that all other animal organizations hate. They help animals but only if it helps themselves more. They are in it for the power of getting to control people.

[jasonramirez76]

By far the funniest shit I have seen on youtube ever.This Ranger character is the greatest.I mean buttfucking your soul...Priceless!Hardest character and Im a former Marine Sgt.This guy just cracks me up hell I drive a mini van too so I love it when he's ranting about his wife and kids.Keep it Guys,Semper Fi

[atheism102]

@jasonramirez76

Agreed. Hoorah, Sgt.!

[SrgntPain]

@jasonramirez76 Rangers lead the Way not semper fi...hes in the 75th not the marines....

[jasonramirez76]

@SrgntPain Hey Dumbass!I realize he's a Ranger.But even his Ranger ass reports to His C.O. which happens to be his wife.and The common shit he goes through Is what makes him unique.Cant wait to see what Easter has in store for him.I mean maybe a rainbow colored grenade hunt in the backyard.Keep a round in the chamber for the next one Devil.

[SrgntPain]

@jasonramirez76 The fuck are you talking about? I didnt say anything about who he reports too i was stating you were totally wrong when you said semper fi. We say hua not hoorah. asshole

[jasonramirez76]

@SrgntPain Okay last time I know he's a Ranger great or bettr yet He's an ACTION FIGURE! So Im pretty sure His Plastic ass dont really give a shit what sign off I use when I give a compliment to his Hasbro ass.So if you really want to stnd up and defnd his honor because you got BUTT Hurt because I end my comment with Semper Fi. Then grow YO JOE! and "Go Fuck Yourself" just to qoute another ATF character.Now feel free to respond all you want I really dont give a shit.HOORAH hows that?

[SrgntPain]

@jasonramirez76 Im butthurt hahahaha you flipped shit and had a tizzy when I corrected you. And you of all people , if you even really were a soldier, should know

once you join your never a former anything in the military be proud and call yourself a marine the rest of your life.

[MrJdeldeen]

So after much thought, my husband and I have come up with a theory as to what happened to Jungle's van. We believe you and the Indian stole as pay back for all the messed up shit he's done and so Stanley could have a rockin' rollin' love shack. Are we right?

[TCartTyler]

you should make another one with stanley

[narutorulez81]

i love pitts but this was funny as a mother fuck

[WarMo05e5]

i need stanly to go to my naberhood to rape all the dogs.

[Amedin46969]

When me and my cousin watched this we died of laughter and pissed our pants!!

[Noelmin1978]

HONEY BADGER DONT CARE!.....35 DICKS!

[kdbl007]

this shit is simiply FUCKING AWESOME!!! dying watching it at work!!

[TheBoogeyman1313]

Problem solved, problem staying solved.

[cmiller1187]

hahaha so awesome. pictures or it didn't happen :P

[zarch619]

holy. shit. hahahha



[TheTechnolution]

@tonywrestles2 hater.

[mrichcreek]

This is the greatest thing I have ever heard in my life. I fear that nothing I ever do from now on will measure up to this.

[MrDeano97]

By the way I'm pretty sure Mr. Whiskers is gay, just sayin'.

[tonywrestles2]

Meh. Could have been about 90 seconds shorter without losing anything important.

[DaHaydnator]

Brilliant!

[Noelmin1978]

33 people has had their dick bit off by a honey a badger.

[TheBoogeyman1313]

@Noelmin1978 its 35 now. Stanley don't play.

[MRxSHORTS1]

I love these videos!!!

[AFsTtuDioSs]

Ha Ha

[princeofsouthsideatl]

WTF!!!!??? LOL!!

[TangoFoxtrot112]

I think I just shat myself from laughing so hard

[wheelin20]

this dude is dumb

[bdlaney]

My head hurts after laughing so much. Thank you.

[halfordhammer]

And thats how you skull fuck a pitbull, STANLEY FTW!

[omegah3]

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever watched....hahaha

[cdc0823]

love it

[MLJ31407]

i wish we could get a short film of this :)

[officerM1911]

I cant stop laughing! This is by far the best one EVER! Im at work crying at my desk. I mean straight alligator tears streaming down my cheeks and my stomach hurts from laughing.

[wolfldr1]

OMG!!! Can't breathe!!!

[dabombticatictic5432]

The fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk damn nature u homo

[valcan321]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[TheUBCSMERC]

As a rock climbing instructor I am not the richest guy out there. But when your boss starts quoting AFT at work, you know you have an awesome job.

[duckworth0311]

I freakin cried,watching this one.

[gothsin666]

@duckworth0311 ME TOO!

[imjackbauer]

@MLJ31407 yeah, lets see how your honey badger stands up to an alabama team thats gonna be highly motivated. its gonna be a great game no matter what!

[TheWrathOfJason]

It's a blood orgy

[gothsin666]

"Camels, unfiltered"...  that's my brand! hehe

[caveman73]

HONEY BADGER FTW!

[kammiehtown]

Stanley is my hero!

[beautifulcandice601]

lmmafo wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwww haaahha stanley

[DRIZZYFAN223]

LMAO STANLE IS A G x]

[CATP0WER]

elaborate

[Rifle360]

if you grabbed the cat how are you sure its dead??

[fbrdj]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT WAS BEYOND AMAZING

[MLJ31407]

this is literally the most amazing thing i have ever heard in my life :)

I want a honey badger that is as badass as Stanley <3

[michmarchese]

@MLJ31407 ...the LSU football team has one. He wears the number 7.

[CPLKimsey735]

Hahahahaha omg that is so fucking funny!

[saynonow]

Wayy too long. should ended in 3minutes

[firebomb423]

O.O

[JihadWhat]

damn i love this stuff.

[mjgant53]

29 people are gay with Mr. Whiskers.

[Jake13ace]

@mjgant53 actually its now 33 faggots

[sunfei1004]

Ranger is by far the best character you guys have. We need some more videos of him.

[avatarrazz]

im getting a honey badger now.

[ghost82spc]

Ty Action Figure Therapy, you guys could not get any freaking better. By far this is my favorite character of ya'lls. Great job, please keep it up.

[zackhtut]

warrrr...! wtf talkin shit....so boring...!

[TheRealMacD]

Angry Ranger is the best! I know tons of guys just like him. Problem solved, problem stayin' solved!

[erevofreak96]

this guys my favorite XD

[smilingmaskedturtle1]

WHOAH HOE HOE HOE!! that's FUCKED up

[Ozroth1]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying right now! My military company has re-named ourselves to the "Honey Badgers" with a patch and everything, every senior person is getting this video NOW. This is OFFICIALLY my FAVORITE video on the internet, including porn!!

[brantness]

29 PALMS HAHA ...shit hole

[reptileguide]

damn Stanley must be the most ballsyist creature in the world that only chuck norris could have given birth to

[rico932k11]

IM FUCKING CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY!

[sanmusa]

Honey Badgers FTW!!!

[bleacherbum420]

I tell him if he keeps pushing it, not only am I going to butt-fuck his soul, but I am gonna do it while giving him a reach-around with a pair of rusty pliers!!

[WALTERBROADDUS]

A this is longest, most graphic, lost cat story in history..... Damn.

[socialmarauder]

PTSD PTSD PTSD

[garretw25baller]

Thrusting, and thrusting, and thrusting. X)

[Cheeze939]

LOL, my friend, Spencer, told me about this video at school, and it's fkin hilarious!

[vuduman78]

At some point, being vile becomes a work of art. Somewhere this deluge of obscenities, inter-species sex, homophobia, and violence became a work of art.

[BloodOfTheUnicorn]

Your videos make my day!

[BillRoyMcBill]

This is the greatest story I've ever heard. Thank you.

[LordHeadshot]

Best. AFT. Ever.

Honey Badger FTW.

[splintercell275]

My face hurts from laughing so hard

[AdamandTheDinosaurs]

29 stumps

[AdamandTheDinosaurs]

GERBER



[melodyanne89]

"literally raping Lucifer to death!!"

[melodyanne89]

These rants make me happy..

[SirKnightErrant]

Who writes this stuff?

Friggin Hilarious. My beer almost exploded out my nose. 

[caninecasey10]

this is my favorite one.just sayin

[oglum57]

RAH Stanley



[mortarpadowan]

Bwaaa hahaa!!!! And 29 Stumps gets a shout out. Man that place was a shit hole.

[13Johnny13V]

oh man, after working 16 hours today at shit job these videos have my face hurting from laughing so hard. great stuff keep em coming

[AdarondacMountainMan]

OMG you are a sick mother fucker. I must be too because I LMAO. Holy fucking shit that was funny!!!! SICK but funny.

[ctm9191]

haha badger boner

[davidnyepa]

OMG I logged in just to "Like" this vid. That was amazing.

Hone Badger Blood Orgy may become my new gamer tag... and tatoo... and nickname if I can pull it off... and 1st born child's name.

Also, I may make a car like that one from Dumb and Dumber, but with a honey badger instead of some retarded dog. I'll only drive it while wearing a green ski mask too.

OMG that was awesome. I'm pretty sure I'm amped up higher than Stanley just before he finished.

Amazing...

omg...

whew...

[TheRichieRiot]

Thank you, I really needed that tonight. I haven't laughed like that in a while

[anydamaddress1]

BTDT.

[pamoamoa]

This is fucking brilliant

[0809oef]

this is the best one of them all i sweat to fuckin god

[TheinfamousLefty]

Stanley- the reason any good ranger in pathfinder gets a badger for a pet.

[guynesg]

I love Rangers monologues, just ranting and telling a story, I wish I could see him and his wife in couples counseling.

[Beingawesome21]

Honey badgers dont give a shit!

[lynneangil]

Love that my home town is mentioned. Sad that my home town is 29 palms.

[theshinobiof08]

Shit just got real.

[RifeDEFFilms]

I nominate you POTUS!

[jonmwitt]

Camels...unfiltered

[variablebinary]

By far, this is the funniest shit I've seen a long time. Freaking hysterical.

[LeftyOIF05]

HOLY SHIT!! THANKS ALOT A**HOLE :)!! I WAS ACTUALLY DRINK DR. PEPPER AND IT CAME OUT MY NOSE AT THE SEVERED PITBULL'S HEAD, TONGUE STILL FLAPPING PART!!

[scaperune32]

OMG THERE IS A LSU RUNNING BACK GOING AROUND SAYING HE'S A HONEY BADGER AND HE AND I QUOTE "TAKES WHAT HE WANTS". Uhm Ranger needs to deal with this shit.

[actionfiguretherapy]

@scaperune32 That's a quote from the Randall "Honey Badger Video With Narration" video, not us. :-)

[mudbob1]

@actionfiguretherapy I'd still like to see Ranger deal with it.

Rangers lead the way!

[TankerC65]

@scaperune32 Get your facts straight. He's a defensive back. And he doesn't call himself that - he got that nickname somewhere else and the media perpetrates it.  Not saying he's a saint or perfect or even likeable, but he's not posting stupidity here at least.

[djtforeal]

@scaperune32 also he's on defense...

[cjleger337]

@scaperune32 honey badger takes what he wants. because were #1 cocksucker

[springettful]

@scaperune32 Honeybadger don't care!! Geaux Tigers!