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  • It is amazing the amount of people on YouTube who cannot spell ;)

  • imagen what the owner wold be like not very happey plus it cost him a milleon powns by the way im from austrlia so i cant make a pownd singh on my kye bord

  • Richard- Awhhh thats lion P0rn

    Jeremy- WHAT ARE you doing man!?!?!?

    Richard- What if they try to do that to us!

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  • he is not saying how much it weighs! he saying how much the lions muscles equal up to!

  • Y NO 1080 :(

  • Does anybody know the name or author of the song they play when they show the van? Thank you!

  • @Volans2000 Copeland's 'Fanfare for the Common Man', though, usually, the horn section sounds like it's being played by out-of-breath high-schoolers.

  • i'm sorry how much does an "average" lion weight ?

  • What if he tries to do that to us!!!!

  • camra guy at 3:57

  • almost 75% of this is all set up :/

  • @Sevival umm yea lol. still funny though :)

  • i love them!

  • ewww lion porn

  • i cant stop laughing

  • run...

    just run

  • i love them very much loool

    so funny

  • WHAT IF HE TRIES TO DO THAT WITH US?!?! richard hammond-bringing us homosexual times since top gear started

  • a million pounds on fire.XD

  • I love top gear : D

  • Part 2

  • machine carwash was never been this scary :p

  • I think the cleaning system was old, and the owner wanted a new one from the insurance so he let it be demolished by Jezza, Hamster and Captain Slow:D

  • 7:44 (start of my observation round)

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  • lion porn!

  • @Aznguyguy4 he wasn't scared of the monkeys he's scared the roof will collapse and the monkeys will fall on him. And it doesn't really matter how big you are

  • Its not on fire

    OMG IT IS ON FIRE RUNNN

  • Hammond is a legend

  • How can anyone possibly dislike this!?

  • oh lion porn, oh!

  • Does anyone notice that James has a banana @ 6:40

  • Jeremy's the biggest of them all, and he's the one who's most scared of the monkeys, and he literally jumped out of the car in the car wash. xD

  • best plate number holder ever !

  • @3:01 3 best friends that anyone could have

  • Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet.......

  • 3:30 :DDD

  • - It's on fire...

    - IIt's whaaat..it can't be on fire.

    - It's on fire.

  • @laipsnis

    All words spoken by the same character go under one hyphen. You can't even quote properly.

  • @badabumbadabing1 Second one was kinda mix of May and Richard, also why you didn't mention there are double "II" as well?. Anyway do I care? No I don't.

  • @laipsnis Just run! RUN!!!

  • @laipsnis epic

  • whats that trumpet song at the start?

  • @bensonguitar I think it was written by John Williams for an Olympics ceremony.

  • HE'S EATING A CARROT!

  • ROTFLMASEO (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)

  • It takes a special kind of skill to make a car catch fire in a carwash.

  • A lion 6weighting 6 tons?

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  • na ich bin nackt

  • I am surprised the Espace made it to 100 at all.

  • Uh lion porn

  • Lion porn

  • its a pile of shit

  • lol jurassic park theme for a lil monkey on the roof.... epic!!!!

  • dear topgear youtube site thing..stop cutting up episodes.

  • @Co0kieDealerr go to streetfire every ep free and uncut

  • james holding the license plate :D

  • and people say top gear isn't informative

  • Lions do NOT weigh 6 fucking tonnes LOL!

  • @Riles07 All together they do

  • @Riles07 I guess he meant the whole pride.

  • @Riles07 top gear has it's own certain brand of sarcasm haha

  • @Riles07 LoL yeah. biggest of them weigh like 600 pounds.

  • 9:30 Ehhh..it's on fire Hamster: What? it can't be on fire! it's on fire..

    Hhahaahahahha

  • Oh jeez. Leave it to the Top Gear guys to catch a carwash on fire.

  • The jurassic park soundtrack makes this epic!

  • because its funnier that way

    

  • 6:30 why are they all staring?

  • "when did they last eat? 2 days ago.." and then 10 seconds silence.... LOL!

  • I think he meant six hundred pounds not six tons lol

  • I have a sudden urge to make Espace convertible and drive it through a million pound car wash

  • A kind of job where you don't need to grow up :D

  • Pure hilarity! Awesome. Very brave too.

  • "Just run" it's like being a kid again

  • This one is one of the best challenges...

  • Did it blow up? =O

  • anyone else sick of these hertz ads?

  • @WILLZVIDS I haven't seen them. Im fucking sick and tired of these stupid toyota ads.

  • @WILLZVIDS After watching so many ads, I feel the need to rent a Porsche from Hertz and buy a Brother A3 printer.

  • (see the lions mating)

    "what if he try to do that to us ! "

    haha lol !

  • hahahah!!!! I love this show!

  • category 5 hurryken.

    

  • Will only take 5 to 10 minuets, very quick hahaha

  • LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL­LLLLL XD

  • "The production team gave us a number of challenges"

    Production team = Jeremy

  • 3:18-4:00

    HAHAHA!!!XD

  • 1:10 Lets have it professor.

    Very Funny

  • Six tones? really??

  • Oh look what's going on.. Oh no he's that's lion porn LMAO =D

  • I wish top gear had endless episodes...

  • is it me or did he just fart @8:20 '_'

  • ouch - a new car wash with lacquer-shredding vinyl whips...not for my car, thanks.

  • I lol'd rather hard at James holding up the rear license plate on 4:53

  • Hahaha

  • Christ almighty, I'm getting sick and tired of these godawful hertz adverts... I pay my license fee, I appareciate that not everyone does who might watch this, but I'd have thought we were making enough money from BBCA...

  • " what era you doing MAN! "

  • I so wanna do that to our family van xD

  • 3:31 Love Jeremy's laugh!

  •  " thats lion porn " lmao

  • i believe he said the lion was 6 tons lmao

  • what if he trys to do that with us LOL

  • @MrVictorious99 Yep just copy my post, although it was like 7 months ago :p

  • LoooooooooL.6:38 humping lions

  • i like the jurassic park music in the beginning haha

  • ha ha ha ha nice

  • one of the most funniest moments ever to be aired on TV.

  • Hi everybody. I'm French and I can't understand everything in this. Can someone tell me the exact sentence Richard says at 3:49 please (too quick, sorry...). Merci.

  • @TheSerialtrader

    Yeah, damn this fucking solidarity right!!

  • @TheSerialtrader "This isn't its best side tough, 'cause it's got the hinges on."

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  • @fsxzone : lol ouai ça j'ai compris. Mais c'est la phrase d'avant que je pige pas ^^. Merci quand même.

  • BBCs gonna go broke paying up for all the damage since the start of TOP GEAR :)

  • Run. Just run.

  • lion porn lol

  • How the hell can a car in a carwash catch fire?

  • @j4ff4c3ks1 Top Gear magic. XD

  • @j4ff4c3ks1 It was the car wash motor

  • @j4ff4c3ks1 /watch?v=RSf9aEETnvE

  • @j4ff4c3ks1 friction

  • @j4ff4c3ks1 very simple, let the lads get to it with a home made convertible haha

  • "Fortunately, the lions had other things on their minds....awwh..oh noo.. dats lion porn....wat if they did dat to us.." XD

  • what did the owner say when he got to there in the morning seeing he spent $1mil and its on fire LOL

  • Run. Just run.

  • hammonds giggle at 9:19 LOL

  • Lol what if he does that to us

  • I hope he dosn't do that to us!

  • Is that the Houghton Regis Car Wash?

  • Is that the Houghton Regis Car

  • i want to see Richard kick out James from the car

  • The last qoute of the full clip is the best part.

  • It cant be on fire...

    Its on fire.

  • Only these three men would be able to set a car wash on FIRE.

  • ATTACK MONkEEEEY !!!!

  • Oh my god he is eating a carrot! :D

  • I like the Jurassic Park music at 6:35 !

  • You think lions mating are bad... I've seen a pair of kangaroos.

  • just run

  • the monkeys attack... LOL

  • Epic Ending!!

  • Top Gear: The only show where trying to wash a car can set a building on fire.

  • Anyone know the title of the music at the start of the video?

  • "Thats lion porn"

    "I hope they wont do that 2 us" Best two lines ever

  • the monkey bit is soooo funny xD

  • JUST RUN ! JUST RUN !

    Hahahaha

  • JAMES MAY DUCK LAUGH @7:05

  • OH FUCK I HOPE THE ROOF IS STILL OK

  • did he died?

  • i love top gear but it's a shame that most of the stuff is obviously staged, it's just not believable.

  • how can a car wash burst on fire when its raining in water?

  • @Kersaw803 It overheated the rollers maybe?

  • @Kersaw803 oh gawd are you really that stupid? you think because there is a little water an engine covered in a metal box can't catch fire?

    but obviously the whole thing is staged anyway so who cares..

  • 6:25 GOD DAMN FURRIES

  • I love how in the car was James is like a captain of a boat, ABANDON SHIP!!!

  • Tahts the big train theme!

  • lion porn ahahahahahaha 

  • o yea listen to this part :the carwash selected for the test was brand new and cost the owner a million pounds.A MILLION POUNDS!!!!!!!! EVEN IF IT WAS OLD THATS ALOT OF MONEY

  • anyone ever wonder HOW THA FUCK DID THE CARWASH CATCH ON FIRE!!!!!!

  • @thejman936 cinematic. only for the fun of it. The carwash was going to be taken down and replaced anyway. I guess

  • "Thats Lion porn" "What if he trys doing that to us" best 2 lines ever

  • whats episode and season is that?

  • the car wash is in Bedford, OMG top gear have been to where I live and I didnt know it

  • I love Jezza's weezy laughter x'DD

  • i think the car was fure was faked

  • wat is the opening music?

  • RUN! JUST RUUUUUUUUN!

  • this is ULTIMATELY FUNNY.... RUN!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  • and THATS why you dont stop at the monkeys ...

  • "uummm... its on fire" "what? it cant be on fi... its on fire!" hahaha

  • Can someone tell me what that song was at 6:08?

  • @VVCepheii Aaron Copland - Fanfare for the Common Man

  • Badass use of the Jurassic Park theme...

  • I love the way James reacts at 6:52 xD

  • Lol i wish i could wake up in the morning and say im gonna go to work and make some idiotic stuff like this xD and still get paid fo that :D xDDD best job ever!!!

  • @steis91 you had absolutly right !!!

  • What song at the start? :O

    Some kind of orchestra thing.

  • genius!

  • did you guys get cought

  • Music at the begining?