Hot Girl Steak Slapping and Jawbreakers

[scientificwon]

OH old school Phil... How epic, where is my free shit? lolz jk and BTW my vote is for Lauren cause shes super sexy youtube slut stylie.

[TheSneakyPanda]

The Music is by Ronal Jenkees just in case anyone was wondering. Awesome video by the way.

[askmenothing9114]

Dahm still didnt see the guy with glasses talking in the intro.

[Maganagaa14]

The gum story was in 1000 ways to die

[juwanfinch23]

does he know whats going on behind him

[tourettesunicornio]

mmmmm olga

[JACKx0FxSPADES]

i had to go back b/c i completely stopped listening to phil 

[sammydj]

i love my moosh mummy.

[jon10388]

I must be gay cause I had go back to the beginning of the episode to notice the two girls in the background.

[DowntownBoyz17]

You know Philip...after watching some of ur videos, i've noticed something.....u have alot of monkeys posters/pictures.

[supergluehotty]

Best entrance ever!

[eddiekoski]

Says linked video are private?

[GriffinShniffin]

MOVE YOUR FAT HEAD!

[luker991]

that death was on 1000 ways to die he was actually the owner of a meth lab and he didnt eat so that was his form of food

[longhelltime]

Phil!! YOur in the wayYy!!!

[adventuretime135]

@sendition321 it was

[adventuretime135]

I saw the guy who dipped the gum in the explosive compound on 1000 ways to die

[lazzysol]

did they win?

[Imatrollyay]

The intro is an average 30 seconds of Phil's life.

Because he's just that awesome.

[FATCRYINGBABIES]

what was he talking about

[GZxModzz]

That was a genius plan though I laughed so fucking hard trying to not thing "what the fuck is going on"?

[GZxModzz]

Intro transcript (you're not listening): Hey internet I know what you're thinking. Why does Phil wear glasses? I dunno. My prescription ran out. Ya know? You have to go every year, and it just makes no sense. It makes no sense whatsoever. I have to wait one year, and then it's like "Oh that thing that works doesn't work anymore; It doesn't work at all". Okay, and you guys can make fun of me, and you can make fun of the way I look. And that's fine, that's A-okay guys. That's fine. Be that way!

[504Anon]

sxephil isn't very popular with Mac users because we can't hear him on our white MacBooks.

[senditon321]

that death should be on a thousand ways to die!!!!

[ProjectPneumbra]

WHAT is the song at the end? Custom made or can I DL that stuff? Cause it rocks and I want it...now....

[theaxedude1]

iJustine

[Daftlittleinsomniac]

those classes look good on you. and the chicks were not too bad looking either.

[ProjectPneumbra]

What was the song at the end? Cause it made my loins start to groove.

[TurtlesThoughts]

booooo video's private :(

[XxMarkTheSharkxX]

Ijustine .... With tobys permission ovcourse :P

[pocapoke]

I made a NigaHiga TEEHEE COMPILATION! Check my Channel!!

[doomslayer645]

the death he was talking about with the gum was on a thousand ways to die

[greggieguygood]

I NEED HELP BLACK CAMERA on my channel. X-2-B and father Try to take my kids but I stop them with my video camera. I was wondering on the legality of putting up the unedited version. PHIL or viewers, can you help?

Thanks

[KayceTolayo]

i have found a website webmovietube to watch movies for free..njoy

[banger669]

I could listen to you talk all day long. Its nice to hear someone speak their mind, and not sugar coat it or 'lie.'

[jasonfreeman25]

phil is trying to get views with hot chicks making out in the background!

[solowres]

pico kosher deli?

[Fronzburger]

If you actually listen to what Phil is saying, he's making no sense

[MariettaKnipping]

this movie is awesome..going to watch this in webmovietube

[phsycoblah]

Don't worry Phil I wear glasses :)

[zousanai]

Wow I saw this video when it was only produced

[wake0321]

how does he not turn around and watch?

[maggie2941]

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE BEGINNING, THEIRS A GUY THERE!

[donutsprinkles99]

@maggie2941 Grammar failure.

[maggie2941]

@donutsprinkles99 dont give shit

[donutsprinkles99]

@maggie2941 #FAIL.

[maggie2941]

@donutsprinkles99 #TROLL

[royalroyism]

i like the glasses there cool!

[EaqIe]

boorringg

[Ladygagsalot]

Were those trannies in the intro?

[royalroyism]

@Ladygagsalot you and your mama

[officesecurity]

There was a guy in the video???

[camtrifry]

the girl on the right looks familiar

[PlasticNinjaV]

@camtrifry Olga kay.

[MegaPanzers1]

there are two C's in sience :O ?!

[1005ushini]

@MegaPanzers1 i fucking love you sir.

[MegaPanzers1]

@1005ushini xD

[MRrstealurgirll]

QOTD- BOXY BOXY BOXY BOXXXXY I LOVE HER :D

[thetagirl81]

As always, you're fucking hilarious PhillyD.

[ThRandomGal]

wow... that intro was a distraction. XD

[NFLOwProductions]

whats the name of that song the phill plays at the end?

[LawanaAlston861]

wow..amazing..awesome..just watched this in webmovietube

[jaminjes]

that guy with the gum... the story was put on 1000 ways to die.

Yikes.

[basherofnoggins]

QOTD: Katers17, 'cause she's lurvely =]

[MalphasDezidend]

Being a YouTube Partner does not give you the right to violate YouTube's Rules and Regulations, this is a gross misuse of your Video Title and Thumbnail, you will answer for your crimes against this site

[crowdsurfers]

i actually watched the intro and listened to phil all the way through ...oh noo

[thecangreatyeah]

miss hannah minx

[Baphometxii]

Schwag yr bollacks

[Baphometxii]

1:01 Rambo that

[Naruchu1]

that kid dying was on 1000 ways to die :D

[turtlefaceproduction]

that guy who got his jaw blown off was featured on 1000 Ways To Die =D

[divinagoettel22]

he,i watched this movie 5 times in webmovietube..thank u

[glenniesamoyoa26]

i have found a website webmovietube to watch movies for free..njoy

[SuperBellyflop]

i dont know steve irwin has one of the most random deaths i have ever heard of

[mullenc4]

Ijustine

[ClintPJohn]

Dammit more snow....

[killertechno123]

hey is that the guy from the hangover?

[xxXrainburnsXxx]

That kid that died was on 1000 ways to die :)

[tjhall1000]

that southern girl is hot

[divinagoettel22]

njoyed this great movie in webmovietube

[lawrencewang911]

What was the ending song?

[Saaiman1]

@lawrencewang911

It's from Ronald Jenkees.. Search up his channel..

[Kimbelle10]

Lol! Two of my fave gals on the video circuit..Love ya' Olga & Taryn! Lol!

[lealmex5150]

the guy who blew his jaw off was on 1000ways to die lol

[takorafynest20]

I completly agree with the chick who left the comment about the monkey...scootch over

[Nick4563880]

@jasoonworks what who said?

[doemaster44]

You mean Lisa nova

[johngears11]

shay carl

[boxerz93]

Get those gay men out of your room.

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[Arajack]

THINK ABOUT UR SOUL AFTER DEATH AND GO TO CHURCH SOMEDAY 

[JasoonWorks]

Thumbs up if you didnt even hear a goddamn thing he said in the intro.....

[therainman6969]

best intro evar

[flamingmagnum]

i seen this like a thousand times and i can't see the guy in the intro

[flamingmagnum]

i seen this like a thosand times and i can't see the guy in the intro

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

What dud I dident see nothing!

[Grind6Pantera89]

i did watch it over and over, i didnt see a guy with glasses

[Cnupoc]

enough with the rant about your stupid glasses - move out the way, 4 eye !!! there's lesbian action behind YOU !!!

get a pair of glasses with rear view mirrors xD

[KaitZimmhdy]

Real Russian brides are there gettop5.info

[0MissElizabeth0]

why is it in the picture of Olga are her eyes are cropped out and its zoomed in on the break-outs on her face ?

[liljafromiceland2]

yu ar best intro ever

[tweagie]

k im a girl and i had to replay the intro about 3 times

..and i gave up trying to listen to Phil on the 4th :D

[MStefano]

Best Intro ever

[bobobhooker]

ladies wat ladies ?

[BondofFilms]

WHY THE FUCK IS PHILL THERE

[BoSondre]

anybody else see the guy in the beginning?

[SkadetKevin1994]

@BoSondre lmaooooo

[McFixStuff]

@BoSondre on the 45th time watching it, i saw him for like 4 frames, then he dissapeared

[DoomGiver32]

@BoSondre You mean that person who was so rudely standing in front of the camera? I wish he would move! Lol.

[royalroyism]

@BoSondre i cant find it but could you tell me were it is?

[pepperspickled]

apparently the video is marked "private"? the one you comment on I mean... probably why they're behind in votes.

[Scaomompyer]

Did they win?

[seanrhone]

How did you keep a straight face during the intro? Love your show!

[KingOfCarrotFIowers]

@TheAmazingLeztits I know this is 11 months old... but how is lettuce not a vegetable?

[TheAmazingLeztits]

@KingOfCarrotFIowers lol first off, how the hell did you even find yourself reading that comment? XD I had to spend 20 minutes just tracking the thing down so I could remember what I said. ANYWAY Lettuce is a vegetable. When I excluded leaves I meant to exclude things that would typically be considered herbs rather than vegetables. You do however bring up a good point with lettuce that I had not thought of.

[avengers277]

brittany louise taylor

[BearJohnful]

did that photoshoot ever happen?

[EmoRockOut]

there was a guy talking in the beginning? really? i didnt see him

[lindsaylou04]

Wait, you mean Olga Kay is using sex as way to draw in the viewers? Nooo..... I never would have guessed :) Seriously, because she's your friend, I hope she wins.

[AndrewLeonardi]

Oh classlessness is classic. I remember this one clearly :D

Die-Hard PhillyD Fans r own

[davidtugwell]

dude with glass talking sorry phil ddint see it watched it many times and dammit if i cant see the guy oh well

[210mrsanantonio]

Wow

[foxcompaq]

liking the intro phil! :p

[BLAZINGxFURY]

All i heard during the first 30 secs of this vid was

"Fine, be that way"

[RobotKing27]

It took me three times to figure out what phil was saying in the intro

[kooljosephmadera]

the one on the left lol.

[TheBryced6]

Only Phil could convince two girls to start making out behind him, and thennot give a fuck about it.

[ChaosGameing]

ijustine

[dontrlycare]

i dont think anyone is actually paying any attention to him

[1bogi3]

i would go rate it and comment but the videos is posted as private:(

[SwedishBeaches]

nice V mask in the background

[BiwyProductions]

Top right corner of the monkey poster.

[MzS7]

ZOOM IN AND ENHANCE!!!!!

[MrBlueCrimson]

And holy shit. Check out the wonders of makeup. Look at these average, actually a bit below average looking girls at 0.03, and then one of them again at 3:00.

[MrBlueCrimson]

yes..........you are borderline retarded. Quite possibly the best point i have ever seen you make

[padraiga]

....really Phil? you blocked that?

[chmielarz16]

yea good show really good show wait... there was girls makin out Mother FUU....

[hitmanmoneyk]

phil i i think your cool but if you ever block lesbian action from me age i will end you.

[trevorguu]

I still dont see the guy with glasses, only the lesbiens

[rhcplover25]

Tomatoes are vegetables but the type of veg they are is Fruit :P

[legostar7777]

move your face defranco

[Sickid05]

What dude with glasses!

[Briggybow123]

HIS GIRAFFE COMMENT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING!!! EVERYONE LOOK UP "flying GiRAFFE" IT'S FUCKING RETARDED! hmm, and im loud and obnoxious.

[BoltOfThundor]

ah, I'm too late, sorry ladies... }:(

[Joesexy424]

i musta replayed this about 32 times. idk

[LazzerCurry]

Phil your fucking hillarious OMG!

[mixerman456]

isnt that ronald jenkies??

[mitchinaus]

if at first you don't suceed, dont try skydiving

[lokir6]

Philip DeFranco, scientifically called Cockus Blockus

[kirdook]

OLGA KAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nubtrain]

Phil's a giant cockblocker

[hhhggg1qa]

QOTD: your gf OOOHHH YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fastnic8]

the guy blowing his jaw off was on 1000 ways to die.



[joshxisxinxflames]

QOTD: Misshannahminx dem titties!!!

[690169]

PHIL ! PHIL !! MOTHER FUCKER !!! GET OUT OF THE WAY !!!!

[yaslmiri]

win. 

[tonywho3]

What's the name of that music at the end?

[jakcergirl]

Your cool dude your coool ! ...AND ReALy FUUNNYY !!!!*

[eyeheartpancakes]

an uncooked steak isnt something edible either, phil. lol

[lolnakamura69]

Olga. Total babe

[paul70697]

Ijustine!!!!

[User123194]

ijustine she is hot

[CanadianStreetBaller]

QOTD: ijustine...... :D

[SmashBabington]

Wow you look so much like the dentist from The Hangover!

[GIRScucpcake]

@SmashBabington when i saw that movie i was like... phil? double take. nevermind :o lol.

[mellamochristian]

I really had no idea what you said in your intro... then i stopped watching after... couldn't live up to the intro, bad idea

[robynnikki]

your hott

[sweitzman5]

QOTD: Meekakitty.

[BYUcougar410]

Do a photo shoot with Boxxxy! Oh wait... Would that be incest?

[MUJAHID56787]

MOVE UR FUKCING HEAD!!

[j3r3mym16]

vassy

[heyitsuli]

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[Blasterare]

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY PHIL!!!

[Thysoncris]

what are you talking about ur sexy beast even with glasses

[dudeweirdo99]

Do a shoot with ijustine

[canascot02]

ur frinds r hotties, ow ow ow.