If that about the arrested minister is true, than the local police officers are nothing more than a bunch of boneheads, who have never heard about the Scottish kilts! But who knows... maybe it is for a regular woman, and then... OMG!
At 5:30 A.M. it was time for timmy to wake up. His Mom went into his room to find out that he had been killed. She found his head in his closet. She tried calling the police but the line didn't connect. Seconds later the murderer came out and killed the Mother too. If you don't send this to 10 different videos, the same thing will happen to you. Sorry, Don't Wanna Die
he got married during the last holidays. really. to a woman. okay. he played a gay in a movie once. it was funny. because he's funny. he's not gay. not that there's anything wrong with that.
I live probably less than a hour from graceland (due to traffic) I've never been there and don't really want to, it's in a bad part of town, which in memphis every part of town is the bad part, well it just looks really runed down, maybe they can make it better IDK
no, it's not skirt! at least you should know that craig :P. When your's willy flopping 'round freely - it's a kilt. With underware underneath, it's skirt.
when he mentioned the minister in the skirt drunk and high, i knew he was gonna associate it with the scots. if you've never met a scottish guy, when you do, he may not be in a skirt but he'll definitely be either really drunk or really high or a combo of both. if you're lucky, he'll be in a skirt too haha. it makes for great video footage :P craiggy<333
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Santa is Russian!!!! 0_o ...that explains SO much!
Why is everyone drunk?!?!?!?!?
SlivermistDisney22 8 months ago
it's written down that means it's TRUE!!!
kitt998 1 year ago
He reminds me of Eddie Izzard
johnspears5 1 year ago
the north pole belongs to Canada
sweiland75 1 year ago
@sweiland75 technically it doesn't belong to anyone, there are several countries arguing over it though
MadyWolfe 1 year ago
@sweiland75 Yes I agree.
wuscli 1 year ago
@sweiland75 russians doing what they do best land grabbing
seonidh 9 months ago
@sweiland75 LOL Canada owning something you are a funny guy
Tjac 7 months ago
@Tjac Given the fact that we are your largest importer, we own you in a way. ;)
sweiland75 7 months ago
@sweiland75 lol so damn funny you keep on being our hat now
Tjac 7 months ago
Santa is Russian!!!! 0_o ...that explains SO much!
RenaeFlowers 1 year ago
So santa is russian?
thecko98 1 year ago 5
Scattar cooshuns.
HowNotToRap 1 year ago
"Where I come from, if you see a guy drunk, stoned out of his mind, wearing a skirt, you say 'Goodmorning grandpa!'" Ahahahahahaha =D
JazzicalJazzie 1 year ago 20
dude is sharp!
zendojo3 2 years ago 19
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
shilpinator 2 years ago 2
elvi...lmao
ahenderson25 2 years ago 7
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If that about the arrested minister is true, than the local police officers are nothing more than a bunch of boneheads, who have never heard about the Scottish kilts! But who knows... maybe it is for a regular woman, and then... OMG!
zerberos666 2 years ago
circular driveway?
how do they get out??
Oreoreogirl 2 years ago 3
i guess he has a car parked in the street
bokwa11t12 2 years ago
ELVI!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahhaahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
kaylashalaylaaaaa 2 years ago 6
Elvi
lol
stevematylewicz 2 years ago 8
goodmorin' grandpa!
XhannahcullenX 2 years ago 15
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At 5:30 A.M. it was time for timmy to wake up. His Mom went into his room to find out that he had been killed. She found his head in his closet. She tried calling the police but the line didn't connect. Seconds later the murderer came out and killed the Mother too. If you don't send this to 10 different videos, the same thing will happen to you. Sorry, Don't Wanna Die
doggypwns 2 years ago
I agree. He has put the bar higher for TV talk show hosts. Cracks me up. Too bad CBS won't let us watch his show on other continents.
eatthis92 2 years ago 47
This guy is brilliant.
TinySissyCheater 2 years ago 40
Craig Ferguson wins the Nobel Prize for advances in comedy with the invention of the fart amplifier.
rbertrzc 2 years ago 18
yeah, screw a machine that makes farts, we already have enough, just amplify the ones we have
METMAN92towhoknows 2 years ago 14
im pretty sure he is married....to a woman :-)
handanielssonjo 2 years ago 6
he got a divorce..
pAnic20059 2 years ago
? but then he got married again... and then divorced again,,, and married again,,, and then divorced,,, and just recently he got married again...
but it is rather difficult to keep up so I may be mistaken.
masterowa 2 years ago
he got married during the last holidays. really. to a woman. okay. he played a gay in a movie once. it was funny. because he's funny. he's not gay. not that there's anything wrong with that.
hobnailrose 2 years ago
hahahah/ yeah its ridiculous.
pAnic20059 2 years ago
A woman? Well she's a woman at the moment! I have 2 questions:
1. Has she always been a woman
2. Will she always be a woman
Carfer22 2 years ago 3
people do you think craig is gay? its just a question!! so?
jeep124 2 years ago
I live probably less than a hour from graceland (due to traffic) I've never been there and don't really want to, it's in a bad part of town, which in memphis every part of town is the bad part, well it just looks really runed down, maybe they can make it better IDK
repwin 2 years ago
no, it's not skirt! at least you should know that craig :P. When your's willy flopping 'round freely - it's a kilt. With underware underneath, it's skirt.
Be well
trikpa 2 years ago
All depends if you're wearing it traditionally or not. ;)
Shenorai 2 years ago 2
So Britney was wearing a kilt?
forestskog 2 years ago 4
ELVI
love it!!
Craig Ferguson = WIN.
bookishmuch 2 years ago 5
the scots humor is just epic, billy , craig
top stuff !
freedomsoldier187 3 years ago 5
Elvi, lol
KaitR123 3 years ago 4
"I am worried they're going to make it (Graceland) tacky!"
Priceless. Craig is a riot. His delivery, with that adorable accent, is always the best.
TanzaniteDiamonds 3 years ago 8
WOO!! Our ministers sure know how to have fun lol sorry that was sacrilegious....
kickinkat16 3 years ago
when he mentioned the minister in the skirt drunk and high, i knew he was gonna associate it with the scots. if you've never met a scottish guy, when you do, he may not be in a skirt but he'll definitely be either really drunk or really high or a combo of both. if you're lucky, he'll be in a skirt too haha. it makes for great video footage :P craiggy<333
umumum1 3 years ago
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please look at,/man walk across america/UTUBE IM WALKING ACROSS AMERICA PROMOTING HUMAN KINDNESS AND STOPING GLOBLE WARMING WITH BAMBOO????????I AM ONE MAN TRING TO CHANGE R WORLD thank u armand young bamboothewalk/utube
BAMBOOTHEWALK 3 years ago
GOOD MORNING GRANDPA
AlexandraLin 3 years ago 7
well...he's getting good...
speckofdust21 3 years ago 9
He always was :P
thelossbloodlock 3 years ago 7
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chck out my profile!
I wanna make out with youuuuU! 1L
bigsugg99 3 years ago
craig will take over from conan when he's kicked from the tonight show.
hume12345 3 years ago 7
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first comment ...Boo Ya
mortifiedpenguin01 4 years ago
"That would be great though wouldn't it, a fart amplifier...I don't need one" LMAO wow I love this man!
jcarrey 4 years ago 119
oops I clicked down and I meant thumbs up - I always love Craig's farty comments - love him
themediamongr 3 years ago
this is great :D
deathofpoptart 4 years ago 76
just be ocean anyway.. lol...
lexin512 4 years ago 62
a fart amplifier!
kiscky 4 years ago 61