Episode 9: The Weirdest Things Done To The Mario Brothers

[okamilover911]

what's the music at 2:55 ? :3 //needz to know//

[samiamrg7]

I vote for tesla coils at mario's funeral

[roggeray]

That synth pop video...whats it called?

[darkerinthedance]

I just realized where the ending clip is from. wow, 2 of my favorite things together in one vid; swaim and mega64

[ahshorn]

That's totally a guy in all that latex. Look at the eyes.

[gentlemanREX]

4:34 I'd tap that.

[ItsTiedToAStick]

Oh damnit i left my Mountain Dew in the freezer too long, formed ice :( Moved it to the fridge now but seriously, everyone knows once soda freezes it loses its fizz :(

[autobot69000]

what movie is the "sexually intimidating" woman from at the beginning?

[eeeevaaannn]

looking at that fat sausege

MADE ME HUNGRY

[AlanHaskayne]

I want to meet oil tycoon Jesus

[FunkyLady645]

I have tears in my eyes !

[tornadomaster96]

This video showed me the undeniable truth. We really need a Michael Swaim video game

[shittyfagg]

@tornadomaster96 hey that's got a nice ring to it.

[qbalaqss]

Mario's theme played on Tesla Coils. 'nuff said.

[kemuksigak]

As an Inuit mechanic, i quite enjoy the boost in support :D

[andrewdudeldoo]

It's frustrating that this level of talent doesn't deserve its proper reward...

[MxOxRxRxIxS]

GAY?! Yeah...

[BonesxtoxPaste]

Maybe at the funeral, the world will band together as one and play the sing all at once on every instument ever made.

[harrysmyhomeboy]

Bleep, bloop, fuckin' blop, powerup.

[TheProsprods]

bleep, bloop, fucking powerup.

i would play the hell out of that game

[MovieBoffin]

Why are these videos always given 2 or 3 different names? It's confusing.

[VictorMcCaw]

"I'm leaning towards gay." -Micheal Swaim

[ramenguy1]

ok i ate the mushrooms now what? all im seeing is pink elephants, a turtle who claims duck and cover will save me from a nuclear blast, harry potter is dancing naked on my night stand, and a gecko is trying to get me to buy car insurance when i keep telling him i dont own a car i own a zeppelin! >:O

[RnDnproductions]

Beep boop bop beep, power up.

[MarijnStevens]

i thumb down this, after realising its not from this guy. Go to Crack.tv

[BlamRawr]

@MarijnStevens ThoseArentMuskets is Micheal Swaim. Micheal Swaim works for Cracked.

[MarijnStevens]

@BlamRawr In that case I will take it back, should have digged a little more :D

[Fnaa01]

@MarijnStevens you should probably just go away

[MarijnStevens]

@Fnaa01 I did a month ago.. you pulled me back :D

[atom786]

oil tycoon jesus would make a great action figure. get on it internet

[xoxogossipgirl60422]

"Jesus,their going down like cheap hookers"

xDDD classic

[lahddie]

Bleep bloop,l fuggin blip blop-powerup.

[ThePugsaregreat]

"Ohhh I get it.... These people are crazy."

[Rcmike1234]

O comon that car was totally AWESOME

[mokonafan1]

yeah...i'm leaning towards gay...

[callo92089]

bleep blip fuckin blup powerup.

[cervantespr]

CHEAP HOOKERS! Hay dios mio!

[SunthunderBolt1]

Mario metal slug, be fun to play

[thejoker71608]

Bleep..blip...fucking..pot power up lol

[TheApache101]

Bleep fucking blop. Power up. LMAO

[MrTitaniumBackBone]

oh! now I get, these people are insane...

[arryarrfiddledeedee]

I always laugh my ass off on Michal's turning-into-a-videogame part. Always.

[tdobbin]

Micheal needs his own tv shows! D<

[Aquasiel]

Anyone else think beatboxing flute guy is cool?

[xRitaritaa]

yeah okkusenman!!!

[Raz0rd0g]

Why are you uploading these videos? You didn't create them, and I'm pretty sure you didn't have anything to do with them. You don't deserve these views

[monkeyninja94]

@Raz0rd0g Are you autistic? Those aren't muskets is a comedy thing that Swaim belongs to.

[meatmotor]

4:20 Power up

[HiveDes]

@meatmotor LOL never noticed that

[yosh0wnd]

I wish was my power-up =(

[lifeinsepia]

I would love to smoke a fat ass doob with this guy. Seriously, swaim, if you're even in England, the drugs are on me.

[monkfishification]

Swaim. His name is Swaim.

[bdcarlitosway]

bleep blip fucking power up LOL

[mynameisdarthtater]

The racoon tail isn't really that bag when you realize it was supposed to be a tanuki suit originally.

What's a tanuki? They're jappanese wood spirits that look like man-sized racoons and... well... they fight with their scrotums. Seriously, I shit you not.

So yes, the cape he flies with is...yeah

[kingofevilpotato]

@mynameisdarthtater

Thank you for that image.

[pokeflora]

Yay, I love the niconico douga medley!

[42prolly]

Song at 0:20?

[cathal670]

Lol, This Michael Swaim is a genius

4.01 Bleep, Blip, Fuckin, Bop, Powerup

[Ragnar42]

What's the name of the mod at 2:39?!?! The one where you dont' touch a button?

[PieGoddess7]

u guys should check out his answers on guyspeak xD so effing funny

[nevasmile1]

im taking digital pie as a band namealso lesbian bondage fiasco since jon stewart said it

[CinemaZebra]

@nevasmile1 It must be prog rock. If possible, make it Canterbury Scene.

[nevasmile1]

@CinemaZebra nah brah…indie

[CinemaZebra]

@nevasmile1 Swaim himself said it would be great Prog.

[nosorab3]

oh now I get it; these people are insane.

I love his deadpan!

[tastethejace]

bleep...bloop...fuckin' powerup

[SSXtrikE]

Clippy is looking pretty good today. ;)

[tegolin]

LOL Mega64 at the end.

[alexicon89]

MARIO KILLED TUPAC!!! :O

[hawkjohenson]

Oh, now I get it... These people are insane!

[GaBB0256]

at 3:52 why does princess peach have weird mr burns hands?

[dislexable]

Beep, Bleep, Wop! Power-up haha

[airgilbert]

Oil Tycoon Jesus = win.

[judasatan]

Play Cat Mario.

[hawkjohenson]

There's an entire 15 mintue movie of synth rock mario. It's epic.

[ZomgL33tZors]

Share please

[gaunt316]

4:15 "bleep blip......fuckin... blop. power-up"

hahahaha oh god yes.

[96luigi96]

Jesus, their goin down like cheap hookers.

LOLHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[MrCapriconicus]

Isn't that "Japanese synthe pop" the Dr. Wily's Castle song from Mega Man 2?

[blackplatypus]

@MrCapriconicus

It's Yeah.

But the autoplaying mario level has it as part of a medley of songs from various anime.

Look up niconico douga medley

[QWERTYCommander]

Power up!

[jackstorm777]

Those tesla coils making the mario theme song are so awesome :0

[expressivemail]

It's actually an electro-theremin. Ever heard the song "Good Vibrations" by the Beach Boys? It's the background instrument. It measures the disruption of radio waves. It's almost Tesla worthy, 'cept it has no potential to kill you and everyone you've ever met if it malfunctions.

[jackstorm777]

@expressivemail oh ok :) dang it, the ability to kill someone would have made the song so much more epic.

[GaBB0256]

arent theremins meant to be one of the hardest instruments to play?

[Ginyustyle]

"Oil Tycoon Jesus" always cracks me up. Brilliant.

[MasterSword007]

I was in the audience for that on-stage re-enactment of Mario Bros. with the cardboard cutout turtle shells and coins. It was glorious.

[dillanpowerz]

whats that at 1:42

[TX169]

@dillanpowerz It's called a Theramin.

[joshmosky]

i think, but dont quote me on this, that it is an auto harp

[snufleufugus]

@dillanpowerz

retarded

[Dynysia030]

bleep blip f*cking blop power up

[tisue]

jaja cool

but looooong

keep breathing

[GOLDsonic105]

I played Kaizo. Hard a fuck. >_>

[manyeyeshere]

What movie is clippy from this episode?

[Vins58201]

Oil tycoon jesus!

[Swealbino92]

Power up!

[mjordan1998]

I just wanna say the guy who hosts this has real talent. Way funnier than anyone on tv

[BuriedTreasure255]

we know

[DIYTx]

@mjordan1998 its like tosh.0 but funnier ;P

[dkgdbr]

@mjordan1998 SWAIM, bitches!

[LATERALUS2012]

Hell yeah! Rob Sheridan's "Portrait of a Plumber and a Vicious Mushroom Creature Entering The Third Dimension" is freaking awesome! It was great seeing that pop up at the end!

[damaster4u]

lol nice episode as allways :D any one know the song that plays from 2:55 to 3:00?

[TheJoshMaster22]

It's from Mega Man 2 (remixed of course) Dr. Wily's Castle part 1

[vuman007]

this guy deserves a lot more views than he receives

[WirlWind494]

@vuman007 Agree, awkward yet witty humour is awesome :)

[boitahaki]

@vuman007 he has waay more views on the Cracked website

[monobrow303]

THIS is genius

[knightsintodreams]

aaas i totally make a typo XD ironyyyy~

[knightsintodreams]

i ahve the typing game lol it worked too~!!

[0n3m4n4rm33]

"Bleep, blip... fuckin..."

[clazzyKUN]

Power-up... n' shit...

[SinWolff]

he's not really a robot, rite? i mean, really?

[trashley38]

Yeah, you're right. Although there is a half life mario mod if my searches are right.

~Ash

[arcticf0x8]

Whats the game at 3:24...I wanna play that

[trashley38]

If I'm not mistaken, it's half life with a mario map.

~Ash

[arcticf0x8]

I just found out that it is a Doom Mod. I thought so with the gun in the center

[t1nb4n3]

That's not hl. I think it's doom.

[Blues4TheRedSun]

Still hilarious. Bleep....fuckin....power-up.

[tatzor]

rofl 4:20

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

I painted an "M" on my hat and have been eating woodland mushrooms like you said, but I can't seem to find my way back home through this maze of gray bricks and lava.

Any suggestions?

[EraseThe8]

Hilarious!

[shepardskinsoup]

Dick.

[OweToNight]

Awesomeness ! :D

[selleka]

POWER STUMBLE!

[realalec]

This is hilarious!

[knightsintodreams]

hahaha i have that typing program on my old 98'windows comp XD and the jpopsynth is the coolest thing lololol ^o^

[funkyman20002000]

wow, hahahahaha

[moogirl226]

XD, the obese plumber had to stick his sausage like fingers into every digital pie imagible!!! I LOVE YOU SWAIM!!

[ivysmee]

whats the song dureing the clip of the sexual itimatateing woman clip?

[MikkyMcCann]

The Lawyer - I wanna mmm

[kingofevilpotato]

Tesla Coils as instruments? Pure win.

[The7thOldGOD]

you really cant go wrong with Tesla Coils.

[Medication102]

hells yeah!

[chosentonessournotes]

SUPER MARIO RPG REFERENCE FOR THE WIN!

[emopinata]

that was a thermin its kinda old lol google it

[HyperShadowClone]

2:55 - 3:00 Whoah. O.o

4:04 - 4:12 Whee, I got the whole video of that on my PSP. =D

[skakaleec]

tesla coils LOL

[chosentonessournotes]

What the fuck was that instrument at 1:41?!

[jobywonkanobi]

its called a theramin its the only instrument you play without actually touching it the circle antenna controls the volume while the straight one controls the pitch. it was often used to make the wailing noises in 50 b-monster movies and the theme for the twilight zone

[chosentonessournotes]

Thank you. Hahaha.

[LucyNemelem]

lol it's something called a theramin , and i want one

[MarvelroxDCsux]

I do not WANT to know where that picture at 3:45 came from

(coughi bet the host in in there lolcough)

[MarvelroxDCsux]

ops i meant 4:35

[pandamandan87]

Don't worry about messing up the timestamp

Your comment sucked either way

[razopath03]

the only place were Mario hasnt appeared yet is in my TOILET!!!!!!!

[yuukiisawesome]

LIES!! i had to pull him out of the just yesterday!!!!

[Boonehams]

Was he holding a mushroom at the time?

[yuukiisawesome]

your mom

[Boonehams]

Wow. Good one. What a burn. You got me.

[DestinedTConquer]

typo? 4:51

"be their fans"

[parkmoon]

Hahaha.

[shadowranga]

aha this is mad. MARIO RULES

[seanhy123]

swaim looked like hitler when he became a video game

[shadowelite3000]

which was the name of the game where you are not allowed do press any button to win? please tell me the name! :D

[walikai]

mario halo?? wtf

[shadowenglish]

These are awesome.

[cheesieness]

ahh~ 組曲『ニコニコ動画』 2:55

[onelegchair]

0:01

[PirateVampireNinja]

mmm digital pie

[hectorste1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[hazmish]

my personal favourite is "mario teaches sex ed"

[MarvelroxDCsux]

WHAT THE FUCK!

MARIO TEACHES WHAT!?!

[hazmish]

yeah...it's pretty fucking weird...

(in a brooklyn accent) "hey, buddy, whadd'ya know about human sexuality?"

just search it on youtube...or don't...

[ClockworkChristmas]

thats why we all hate you

[Pazdera15]

woot!!!!! wisconsin rocks!!!

[03redTuscani]

I played through Kaizo Mario and I'm playing a lot of other Super Mario World hacks.  They are a blast!

[OpinionGrounds]

yeah ... im leaning towards gay. ahaha.

[tuestresfat]

Attempt to answer the question: "how much cocaine is too much cocaine?".

[milovarquiel]

Well i wish you luck in your rehab treatment.

[MarvelroxDCsux]

do weirest things done to sonic

by ANYONE!

[reddeadlys]

re-uploaded? im sure ive seen this a long time ago?

[x1droid]

On cracked probs.

[ilikepigtails]

excellent video

[jacktchance]

I'd totally play Swaim: The Game

[86kinky86]

bleep bloop.. fuckin'.. powerup

EPIC

[MissDemeter]

At 1:42 what is that?

[nitemarez444]

lawl go cold spaghetti