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  • @iamjaytaj Colonel, originated from the french language, They spell things that have a completely different sounds,

  • I'm sorry I have a liSp....LMAO....

  • I have a question...can you talk about breakups and doing NC to get over a relationship or try to get the ex back?

  • YUMMMMmmm...lol

  • Brilliant and hilarious

  • HAHAHA omg this is brilliant :D

  • You are shopping at Walmart and expecting customer service? That...that doesn't make any sense.

  • I always said the whole cake thing doesn't make any sense!!!!!!! Finally some one who get me!! I eat my damn cake!

  • face at 1:20…..:"who hired you?..

    lmfao. PRICELESS. you rock boo

  • Where is Rarity?

  • WHOSE GENIUS IDEA WAS IT TO PUT AN S IN THE WORD LISP!

  • While we're developing in the womb before our sex is determined, we grow nips, incase we develop into a girl. That's why.

  • You speak those random thoughts in the back of our head, thanks!

  • lmao about the pet food smh.

  • That, doesn't make any sense...

  • OMG just a couple days ago I was wondering about the Colonel thing!! Thank you for making me feel less alone :)

  • 0:51 sexy. lol what race are you?? lol cuz you're REALLY cute.

  • you're cute.

  • Sexy

  • ''STOP.''

  • hawwwt

  • When you mentioned the rims it reminded me of this time I was driving with my sister. This guy drove by in a Hoopty that was very rusty, the car was dirty, and a garbage bad was replacing a window, but it's left front rim was super shiny and very nice you could tell it cost like 1000 or more. Though the funny thing is I guess he was buying the rims one at a time. So all the other tires' rims weren't lookin' so hot compared to the other rim. xD

  • His Voice------

  • Your way over right

  • the rythme*

  • the beep at crosswalks are for blind people :P

    the moment you're alloud to pass the ryth; of the beeps change :P

    (atleast that's what it does in europe xD )

  • omg..i have a lisp and i hate saying lisp soo much thats why i say i have a speech impediment instead of lisp

  • Haha now boy u can't have ur cake and eat it to LOL

  • you don't make any sense talkin about what you like or what not -.-

  • I still think u hott

  • Did you film this in the 80's?

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  • men have nipples cause everyone starts off female in the womb

  • I never got the whole you can't have your cake and eat it to. I was in class today and somebody pulled out a sandwich for real bring a snack...

  • lololol I love the thing about LISPS that's so true!

  • The noise at the cross walk is for the blind people to know which way to walk.

  • what doesnt make sense is that chewbacca lives on planet endour but is from planet kisshah. that doesn't make sense. why would a wookie, a 8 foot tall wookie, wanna live with little e-woks? that does not make sense

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  • despite the braille joke, the material is pretty shitty.

  • @sureshot732 the material is shitty? hes talkin about shit that doesnt make sense to him... dont matter what the fuckin material is

  • @MENE691 regardless it was pretty shitty

  • BAKERS AT A BAKERY!!!(:

  • please keep making videos!!!! ;)

  • OMG!!! Walmart statement, smh...so real!!! A few weeks I ago, went there looking for a product which I knew they freakin carried. Tried to look for it, couldn't find it. Asked one of the associates, of the top, "sorry, we don't have that here, check online. I was like, ok...walked back kept looking and low and behold, in the cuts, i found it...Made a point to go back to her and let her know wassup. Total SMH moment mayne!!!

  • about the dog food they have people who tastes them and yet when they do say new better taste it does make you think wow couldnt you make it taste great the first time?? why torcher the dogs with nasty food no wonder they rather eat our food.

  • Lol, that's like..If Cinderella's slipper fit so perfectly, why'd it fall off in the first place? That..That doesn't make any sense.

  • Great stuff :)

  • "Hey my name is tham" haha!

  • "who tasted that?" Catwoman

  • You're so funny! And cute(:

    -Ashley

  • DON

  • Make More Video's, I Just Wanna See You Talk 

  • lol @ walmart associates.....they allllllways do that! "ah nah we dont got that"

  • You're adorable.

    

  • @Synapsealicious YESSS!!!

  • Men have nipples because we all were conceived gender neutral. Somewhere during fetal development we develop into a female or a male. You may notice male and female have all the same "bits" but they differ in size and function. The clitoris for example is the female counterpart to the penis...ovaries to gonads ...and nipples either sit on a pair of breasts or for the male are just there. Also, early embryonic tissue that turns into the uterus in females turns into the prostate gland in males.

  • What camera do you use?

  • omfg, i love this guy haha.. make more vids !

  • I never understood that either cause I have a lisp & its the worst when yu have to tell ppl yu have one & they don't know what it is so you have to repeat it smh !

  • The lisp thing was hilarious haha!! Very true I've actually witnessed that once lol

  • You look like Deron Williams kinda

  • i looooved this ! and youre cute!

  • Damn.. YOU are beautiful.

  • I always thought when ppl said they slept like a baby that they meant they slept long... babies sleep about 16 hours a day... Right?

  • Dude, I love you where have you been all my live?

  • This is so true!

  • The whole cake bit cracked me up!

    Great video (:

  • I'm in love with him<3

  • @iamjaytaj your videos are so awesome! I've watched all of them and your really cool, but i wanted to know something what do you use to edit your videos?

  • SO TRUE BOUT PEOPLES RIMS AND SHYT COSTING MORE THAN THEIR VEHICLE .. LMAO

  • "...who hired you?"

    hahaha.

  • I thought about that lisp thing years ago..so true!

  • I liked the part where it doesn't make sense! 

  • so tru about a lot of what you said. I did go to the store and this lady was in the store shopping and carrying on like nothing wrong.She bought diapers for her baby. The woman had 5 boxes, and they were checking receipts in the store. Turns out she never bough them.She stole the boxes and ended up getting arrested

  • omfg. i could not stop laughing

  • Hey ur hot but how about the saying "new and improved." If its new it can't be improved can it?

  • So freaking truee!!! + he is good looking (Y)

  • thus a legend was born...

  • Blind people *can sit in backseats. Just saying. ;)

  • Actually men have nipples because it is possible for a man to lactate. I have personally never known about a man lactating but it has happened... #nowyouknow

  • Why men have nipples? Well it's because...Uhm, because... Ughhh *rubs on nipple* Idk?

  • I subscribed because of the last "that doesn't make any sense", lol I always say that

  • hey what's the soothing music in the background?

  • THIS IS SO FUNNY AND TRUE!

  • check out my video about annoying ass people!! let me know what you think

  • The people who keep commenting on what KFC stands for, Slap yourself.

  • @sweet1300kk lol ey bro KFC isnt international. I would normally question your intelligence as well as everyone's intelligence that thumbed this comment up, but i'll keep it as you're ignorant.

  • @bloodyitachi lolz actuallyyy it is...it exists in the caribbean

  • actually their are really professionals lol that taste dog food , i mean someone has to do it

  • One time I was at Wal-mart and I was looking for an associate and I swear they were all running away from me

  • The background music be makin' me dance and shieet haha

  • that... that dusnt make any sense

  • you need moree videos. . omq . . !

  • I think I just fell in love

  • girls dont make any sense, -_-

  • nigga yo mama don't make no sense

  • @SouthsideDOGZ that wasnt funny at all

  • KFC stands for Kentucky fried chicken...

  • @gotupandleftt he knows that im pretty sure

  • now that makes sense...

  • timothydelaghetto brought me here! love this vid1

  • I have subbed to you my man, Great Video!

  • you can't have you cake and eat it too ... after you eat it ,its no longer their and you don't have it

  • and why do men have nipples?

    

  • @iamjaytaj lol @ the "have your cake &eat it too" thing. That used to drive me crazy also. My friend explained it to me one day: you can either sit there looking at your cake and rejoicing that you have some cake, or you can eat it. But once you EAT the cake, you no longer HAVE cake. You can't eat it and still have some, is the point. It's confusing because we often use the word "and" in place of "then".

  • Ahhhhh! He used The Tay's music! And I LOVE that song, too!

  • the beeping sound at the zebra crossing is for blind people... not sure about the elevator though... never come across that

  • @FloweyG thats not what he meant, he meant the people that keep pressing it over and over acting like that will make it come faster

  • lolings

    

  • lol

  • 44 people are quite comfortable not making any sense.

  • The Walmart Thing Is So Rite, And Actually Is Not The Employee's Fault, I Worked There, And They Just Hire You And Don't Give You Any Kind Of Info/Explanation About The Sections Or At Least Give You A Map Of The Store! Then They Require You To Do Costumer Service And Offer Help To The Costumers!!

    THAT! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! (-_-)

  • dude just so you know, it dosent usually work like this, you dont drop your first vid and get 11.5k views in a few days... congrats!

  • I say that all the time now haha

  • hahaha all of this is soooooo true

  • i like the flower thing in the background..

  • kfc stands for kentucky fried chicken uhhh..lol

  • is this ricks cousin or brother or something?

  • This Video Makes a lot of Sex.

  • @iamjaytaj everybody else have said it already, but the KFC thing had me weak man lol, but keep it up doe

  • Also, to all the idiots who keep saying "the beep the button makes is for blind people", he didn't say the beep doesn't make sense, he said the fact that people press it over and over again as if it's supposed to make it go faster doesn't make sense. I don't get how you didn't understand that.

  • Damn people take shit so seriously. Yea I'm sure each thing he said has some sort of dumb purpose that most people don't know about, but in general, to the average person, each thing he pointed out is stupid and doesn't make sense. Y'all are so anal take a chill pill and have a sense of humor.

  • ur video doesnt make sence

  • Once you eat your cake, you can't "have" (meaning possession) your cake anymore, hence the saying, "You can't have your cake and eat it too." =]

  • guys got nipples cuz they were girls once in the momma's womb.

  • no one gives a fuck who brought you here.

  • You're hot.

  • People on Youtube are assholes lol

    Read the shit you say before you comment...

    As for the crosswalk, he wasn't referring to the noise itself. He was referring to the people that continue to press the button. No wonder you spend all day commenting on YouTube... social rejects. Let the dude do his thing...

  • That *points* .. Doesn't Make ANY Sense

  • this video doesn't make sense, most of the things pointed out actually do make sense...

  • timothydelaghetto brought me here !!!! lucky !!!!

  • this video kinda sucks..

  • @thenutsackforyou aahhhh bro.. your comment? that.. doesn't make any sense.

  • i think the ATM had brail cuz they are all made the same, one's for inside and outside. its cheaper then producing two types.

  • And that bee-boo sound you hear is for blind and disabled people..

  • thumbs up if timothydelaghetto brought you here

  • just saying, i work in an accessories store with over a thousand different types of jewelry and I literally remember everything we have. When a customer asks me something and I answer, it's a truthful answer, not cause i'm too lazy to check. I think sometimes employees actually know a thing or two about their merchandise

  • ive read alot of these lines online... just putting it out there..

  • Dude, all these stuff you addressed made sense, it's just you can't comply to their level of knowledge. YOU MAKE NO SENSE on some... No disrespect man... But i came cause of TimothyDeLaGhetto2.... NOW TIM makes sense!

  • ths guy tries way too much

  • I think...you're fucking hot..so hot...that..it doesn't make any sense. (:

  • you guys are retarded!!! He's not saying the K is standing for Colonel he is saying Colonel souldn't sound like "KER-NUL" 

  • you don't make any sense. 

  • Am I the only one who realized for everytime he says " That doesn't make any sense" that it's the same way everytime? That... doesn't make any sense.

  • @dmallard70 He just replayed the same clip with him saying, "that doesn't make any sense"

  • i think men have nipples cuz in your mommy's tummy we start out as a girl, girls need nipples to breast feed, bu then we get like an x chromosome or something and become a dude and still got our nipples.

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  • the elevator and crossing beeps are for the blind people :)

  • i blame Timothy DeLaGhetto for wasting my time

  • @Ze3Barnawi omggggggggggggggg i watched this b-cuz of him tooo hes soooooo cutttee i love himmmm lik a lil babyyyy anywayyy i wouldnt say it was a waste of my time i liked this video it was funny cuz ive been thiking the same thing

  • Why do we have nipples..... >.>. btw you should make a number 2 of this video!

  • ibeshucks and tim brought me here

  • That forehead doesen't make any sense.

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  • They have the brail because its expensive to make both smooth for drive thru and brailed for the walk up one, so they just use one to save money :)

  • That.. Thats really annoying.

  • Lmfao! That lisp thing had me rolling!

  • so buy two cakes! eat one keep the other,lol

  • 33 Dislikes....That..that doesn't make any sense

  • KFC stands for Kung Fu Chickens

  • lol make more vids

  • damn you look good! ha

  • 534 views 753 likes ??....... That .. That doesn't make any sense

  • @hbkhihi I predict that your gunna get a bunch of likes ...watch!:D

  • @hbkhihi are you new to youtube dumb fuck?

  • @hbkhihi That is exactly what I was thinking....

  • if ur the guy pressing the down button on elevators..like :-(

  • you're handsome. and you have nice skin.

  • you are boring

  • This Video Makes Sense

  • this shit was actually funny but alot of that crap he said was kinda common knowlegde...like the beepin at crosswalks..its for blind people...its actual FACT a baby sleep about 10-12 hours a day...oh and the car thing my rimes are worth than my car but its cuz i like that year no other years look like it....

  • why do men have nipples? .. lmfao