Simon Says Shop - featuring the ubiquitous, the innimitable, generic-voice-over-man

[TheKathja]

I was playing this song at night on full volume and my neighbours loved it so much they invited the police to join :D

[TheKathja]

Can I just ask why we have shit like Justin Bieber with records yet Beardyman remains unsigned and unreleased? Its stupid.

[TheKathja]

Justin Bieber: God sent me to charme all the girls and bless you all with my cute and amazing voice!

Beardyman: Why the fuck should I send you?!

[TheKathja]

Mom, can I keep him? Please? Pleeeeaaase?!

[TheKathja]

Just a reminder, the thumb down button isn't for download ;)



[TheKathja]

1) Why is there a sound-button? Why would anyone listen to this song on anything but the loudest volume possible?

2) Why is there a dislike button?

3) Where is the worship-button?

[TheKathja]

I have watched so many different beatboxers and loopers on youtube and I would have to say that even if Beardyman isn't the best he certainly has the most fun doing what he does, and that's what makes him the best in my opinion.

[TheKathja]

but the quality goes down after 3:37

[JamesCollins80]

@Ap0ph1s15 it's Beardyman - the user of the video. There's loads of his stuff on Youtube.

[Ap0ph1s15]

who is the singer in this i need to know his name

[Alluminati]

this is so underviewed

[ebart93]

simon says, with that accent, incredible!

[WoWAdmanGuitaring]

the best part of this song is 0:00 till 3:37

[Jenntasnim]

Holy Shit, What the hell was I just listening to? That was fucking brilliant! Super hot I hope Pharoe Monch is listening. Props to both artists. Word Up.

[tanktheturtleman]

@Jenntasnim did pharoe monch write this first or beardyman

[Jenntasnim]

@tanktheturtleman every word after all of that shop buisness was from pharoe Monch and every note was perfect, exactly as the original song except when he calls himself voiceover man. He did a great job with this one.

[tanktheturtleman]

@Jenntasnim so pharoe did it first? cool

[Malakael]

Epic- been watching/listening for a couple years now & this is still one of my favorites

[phantomdoodler]

Sidcup

[76phat]

Fukin Tops

[DannyWGiles]

Beardyman is epic. He was born to beatbox.

[dlood]

1:01 is where epic begins!

[t0m1337n]

@dlood everything ever with beardy is epic

[faketeak]

Cheer up, numb-nuts!

[nictamerepute]

Oh yes, big up quite massively Croydon.

Indeed.

[0dWHOHWb0]

Don't step to me bitch, I'll fuck you up.

That's right, I've got my Glock.

I'll shoot you in the kneecaps. xD

Gangsta.

[mcihelinman]

girlies rub on ur titties, yes i sed it, rub on ur titties, lmao!!!

[CR4TES]

LMAO @ "Cheer up, numb nuts!" (0:16)

[theestever]

Hahahaha - bloody hilarious and super-genius.

"Calls may be recorded"..etc.

Canning Town flyover - get the fuck up! Hahahaha.

Man, I am fucking pissing myself - best thing ever ever!

[TheDirtNinja]

There is no possible way that anything could be better than this. Even the monkey peeing in his mouth. Thats right bitches! Someone had to say it.

[gregson66]

3:18 to end. fuckin awesome lol

[Brute539]

awesome

[jelleeface]

LOVE IT

XD

[Bigboned12345]

lol at the ending "Word.....Blap" XD

[section23promotions]

quality

[SunhsineMUer]

where can i download this song???

[LeadPiped86]

download realplayer then download this video and get an audio extractor....

[hellyeahtehmeh]

What's the Original tune to this ,and this song is off the hook =] love it

[BlackSuperman26]

pharoahe monch- simon says

[mi777ke777]

Pharoah Monch suckas!

[residentginger]

THis song is originally by Busta Rhymes everybody knows this joint

[spuddyb2004]

Ah I love this song!

Was driving home last night with this on loud, got some funny looks haha :P

[redbullhead]

Holy fuck, is Beardyman the dude who speaks on the Pendulum tracks?

[Aidan2709]

Yeah, thats what I thought as well, on "Blood Sugar."

It Sounds like it anyways!

<3 Beardyman

[xmikerx666]

as usual - brilliant

[bgj18wasunavailable]

Simon says "Get the fuck up"

Awesome

[smoggo1981]

genius as usual. beardy jus gets better an better.

hats off to thesplage, the irony-deficient race-obsessed tit. well done, most pointless narrow minded post iv seen for time.

[dancinggoth]

Beardy man,

you should really get this stuff out on i tunes or out as an MP3..

Id be willing to pay money for such brilliant stuff

[eheheh44]

where can i buy this rofl.

[edocronian]

"Welwyn Garden City Comittee da fool..." - Lyrical genius.

I laughed so hard I cried milk. at least, I think it was milk.

[thesplage]

This guy is sooo white! More so then eminem :P

[themennisspk]

that's the point! *facepalm*

[qSOLOp]

Fuck it I said it

[ieatchocolate]

lol heard the original song and this is so much better, it's outrageous.

[Fair2k7]

dude yur fucking awsome

[OtterGar]

HA ha Godzilla ^_^

[dudeandy12]

GET THE FUCK UP .. simon says get the fuck up.. throw your hands in the sky. flap flap flap

love itt

[tyler91905]

its actually "blap blap blap"

[Applebee1979]

GET THE FUCK UP - I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE KNEE CAPS BLAP BLAP BLAP LMFAO. Comic genious - hope when my track is done it sounds this good LOL

[rickinio]

:L love this guy

[Leberwolf]

SHOP!!! oh fuck it.! this is wack! give me somethat hardcore hip hop yo, u know how we roll, were about to drop Bombs,where my homies at bööööö :D soo funny !!!

[Pepouni]

love ya man!

[sneakitout]

Milton Keynes in the back, taking crack, yo what's up

[Bigboned12345]

Generic Voice over man, aint a dam thing changed, lmao love that part

[blender3dPy]

now that's a talent!

[oldskl07]

PHARHOE MONCH WHOOOO!?!?!

Beardyman SMASHES it ! :D

[BenJHare]

Oh my god I love you!

[rikhurley]

lol surrey....

[systemofakornslip1]

its goDzilla with a "d"

[Camoammo93]

loke how he sounds like the whitest guy ever. FFFUCK IT! rub on your titties

[Camoammo93]

agree dood.

[Camoammo93]

hahah great! Females! rub on your titties!

[tobystone]

Sounded like the start of blood sugar.

[lauracarless]

ohh this is funnnyy shit :)

love beardyman.

this is going to sound lame though, but does anyone know the song that he imitates???

really gangster. i just have the urge to find the original!! Oh myyy :s

[tobystone]

Simon says - Pharhoe Monche

[pottdjur]

simon says get the fuck up

[Bigboned12345]

Pharhoe Monche-Simon says

[cull15]

this is so funny with a posh english accent

[rikhurley]

lol posh? Where I live this is how we all speak....

[joshieelol]

Went to see you yesterday Beardy, didn't know it was an 18+ club... fuckers.

[bballerbrown]

:) amazing loved it lol

[Noyes654]

Your a genius, man. I have to meet you next time I'm out visiting my family in england

[IJSbrekertje]

Wicked!

[DonBrazo]

rub on your TITTIES!!!

u have to visit berlin !

[XwhitmanX]

Rub On Your Tities

[britkillah]

better than the race hate xmas message

[RWO8BALL]

fuckin LOL haha

[dunkice200]

Love it. Gj Beardyman.

[happymomma17]

maybe because the coolest thing youve got going on is a tool vid and a star trek clip.....lame-o.

[pinklime09]

Lol sounds like one of the radio stations of Grand Theft Auto.

Funny vid awesome!

[usmarines911]

hahaha this sa kick ass

[adcuz]

AWESOME

[drewvangisawsome]

omg this hella sick dud and alos way cooler that it all came from ur mouth. man i wish i can beat box as good as u!!!!!!!!!!

[dpg35000]

HOLY FUCK DUDE!!! One of my fav songs!!! Unreal!

[Foolishdestruction]

Wow this was great..... Rub on your titties.... thats right I said it..... rub on your titties.... hahahahahahaha

I'll bet anyone $5 this will get flagged within a day or two for the language.

[Bigboned12345]

no it wont, because he has an edited version on his home page

[RemtownProductions]

u legend

[Z2oo7]

lol

[dd0329]

awesome! BUT CAN YOU DO (MY 64' EASY E)

[kentzzgilaxx]

WICKED

[cheeselover626]

whoa man beardyman you're cursing soungs so weird yet wicked cool!!!

[jwwetzel]

schwetttetet

[hedlessniper]

LMAO rub on your tities

[HonestySavesLies]

So funny - I nearly died.

[thunderhayes]

Sounds cool...

[V2SkiLLz0R]

Yay love it.. :D

[chrisfIew]

I can't believe I missed your Glasgow gig by like four days...Gutted.

[whoabee]

BWAAHAAHAHA ridiculous but brilliant

[ciarah14]

whats that song called

[VaughnWhynot]

its by breadyman

check his myspace for the song

[VaughnWhynot]

ohh sorry

Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says

[aerol324]

thx

[aerol324]

name of real song???

[Psychaotics]

Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says

[Nichwyto]

this is freaking sick!

[halk135]

LOL

[blender3dPy]

Beardyman is awesome!

[GR1MpigeonxSGx]

Whats the original beat called?

Good shit beardy!

[TheZenHunter]

LOL!!!

[superflys59]

if beardyman cums out with a mixtape ... imma cop that ... but still i wanna put this and monkey jazz on my ipod ...

[slyzers]

i remember it again it is Godzilla Theme

[Fernoe]

it's simon says by pharoahe monch, which samples parts of the original godzilla theme

[JordanLolss]

This is a GOOD!

[Fweebz]

Pure awesome.

[slyzers]

cool beat :P

[skateshortys212]

dope stuff.

[jaw118]

the beat he makes is well good, but i cant remember wot song its from. does any1 know?

[bobthebuilder118118]

pharoahe monch - simon says

[isabeIIe]

lol i love this!

[ThatEmoMonkey]

woo, now thts wat i call real music

[derekdynamite]

shopping sucks

[HuggableAngel]

PMSL lol  .. i hate shopping but im tempted HAHAHA

[milevaaa]

LOL. this is awesome ;D

seriously, share the amazingness ;)

[RobHandMusicFilms]

Fuckin Ace man, as usual!

[DelightfullyLiberal]

awesome!!!!

[bunnies13]

4th

[offwithurhead]

lol:D simon says i didn't get it at first:D

[CaptainWilhelm]

lol this is awesome man!

[shusuke24]

1ST

i want to shop there