Dreams Don't Retire

[0180917]

"To withdraw, to go away, to disappear. BULLSHIT MAN! Is that what they're gonna say about me when I'm gone, man? Because when I die, man, when I die, it dies, and when it dies, I die! Am I gonna be the one to redefine 'retirement?' Look at me, WRONG! No...YOU."

*points at the camera*

[DrDavidHowler]

Reminder that Dennis Hopper literally drove himself insane on drugs.

[RatkosKorner]

What would the Dude say about this?

[MrTravisofthecosmos]

Is it just me, or did anyone else want to see him to slip back into "Apocalypse Now" mode when he made these commercials?

[dohlgrave]

Well, apparently it's not that easy to get your money from ameriprice when you actually retire...good business...sell the dream and hope you die:/

[Crazyman1212]

thinking young doesn't stop arthritis :P

[breed667]

There is a internet radio show called Death By DVD that can be found on the website Blog Talk Radio. Last friday they did a 90 minute special honoring Dennis Hopper. Check it out!

[jeffcool78]

stick in your moms ass to. maybe go do your grandma to.

[jeffcool78]

fuck off asshole.

[jesusjerkoffisgod]

@jeffcool78 hahaha...i fuck off in yer mom's ahole. your dad fuck's off in yours!

[rawchicken123]

@jesusjerkoffisgod Dude you gotta chill out your making yourself out to be really insecure on every video you comment on...Why shout immature hate on a computer? Are you picked on in the real world? Your a pretty small guy....

[jesusjerkoffisgod]

@rawchicken123 hahaha...fag mail, uh i mean fan mail. well lil fag i don't chill i spill on yer mom's face. she sez yer dad does da same 4 u. now go continue 2 be gay w/ dead emo boy dh

[rawchicken123]

@jesusjerkoffisgod In fact, your being pathetic...Your own vainity and ego are the only things stopping you from falling apart...Pull yourself together man or somebody will pull you to pieces....Literally.

[jesusjerkoffisgod]

@rawchicken123 hahahaha...more like they pulled yer anus to pieces fag. go suck dead geri dik homie

[Hoopermazing]

Adios, Easy Rider!

[ajbsb69]

Dennis has been amazingly successful and handsome his entire life :)

[jeffcool78]

fuck off jesus jerkoff dennis rules.

[jesusjerkoffisgod]

@jeffcool78 hahaha...then why not be a dead wanker like him or suck gay dik like he used 2

[harbeim]

Time to yank this commercial, Ameritrade!

[gothicfroggie]

Check out my videos for a great tribute to a great man! :( You will be missed Dennis :'(

[forfearstears]

RIP DENNIS YOU EASY RIDER!

[marasu66]

Ya gotta have a PLAN!

[76special]

damn, he was so cool, damn it! RIP Dennis

[Iriatv]

He didn't die he just went home

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

you died and the bitch got the money.life sucks.

[shemaone]

RIP!!! Dennis Hopper

[Fatal616]

RIP!

[masternate61]

RIP DENNIS HOPPER< WE WILL MISS U

[tattooshopjunkie]

i dont see you playing shuffleboard anymore dennis.. hahaha

[luvtoluvyababy]

RIP-Dennis, I hope you are at peace, BUT I have a feeling you are rocking up there with the best! Ilove you Hopper and I will truely miss you.

[sexieblacc]

RIP!

[FirstStreetTV]

RIP

[Kaediths]

sex me dennis hopper

[Dyli]

ba-bomb!

[kingriedak]

ITS DR BREEN FROM HALF LIFE

[zekeland]

Is he dead yet?

[foook111]

@jesusjerkoffisgod Fuck off you heartless cunt, despite this advert he's more talented than you will ever be. Have some respect for christ sake.

[k3304]

@jesusjerkoffisgod , Mom's calling. She wants you turn the computer off in the basement and get some rest for 5th grade tomorrow

[jesusjerkoffisgod]

@k3304 hahaha...ya except it's your mom n she wants me to ream her ahole. she sez yer dad does the same 4 u

[k3304]

@jesusjerkoffisgod , youre a big boy now going into the 6th grade !

[jesusjerkoffisgod]

@k3304 hahaha...yep n yer mom knows just how big

[k3304]

@jesusjerkoffisgod , i see maturity isnt for you, huh ?

[jesusjerkoffisgod]

@k3304 hahaha...senility is for you fag. it's great he's dead

[Muglosx]

Sellout.

[Geoffreyorama]

Avoid Ameriprise !!!!! Dirtbag company.

[jackisrantingagain]

what is the name of this song?

[snakey319]

gimme some lovin, by Spencer davis Group with 15 yr old Stevie Winwood singing.

[Geoffreyorama]

Ameriprise sucks. Bottom line: avoid!!!!

[JoyGrenade]

Way to pander to the stupid Boomers who still consider themselves part of the solution. Can't wait 'til you dry up the GDP with your Social Security!

[blackberryjuice1]

LMFAO!

[bluribbonman]

How about the Hippie generation will be some tough old timers. I can just see it now, "Fuck off, I don't need therapy.." Wow.. Good luck therapists.

[swurg420]

what a fucking sellout

[Azzenstudent]

Dennis Hopper! Selling Republican Trailer Park dreams to a generation of burned-out hippies. No shuffleboard for this mod squad! They'll be groovin' to CNBC and mellowing out on Maui Paxil.

[RowanMartin68]

like wow man like hey man like im dennis hopper, man. and dig this man, like before i filmed this commercial man i blazed like 5 joints man.. whew

[stevelibrandi]

winwood fronting the spencer davis group

[just2w4tch]

this guy is such a tard. from a radical to a republican... such a selfish ass.

[surfside48]

I'm 60, and I'm A baby boomer, Vietnam vet, retired Frito-Lay salesman, and I've been with Ameriprise since 1974, when it was called IDS. Investers Diversified Services. Amerprise is too late for most baby boomers,but is for the people who think that the company 401k and social security will be enough to get thru the retirement years. Like he said, " On the road to retirement, you need A plan." Thanks Dennis.

[blackberryjuice1]

how's Ameriprise workin' out during the economic fallout?

[surfside48]

Its been up and down and all around. Coming back up like most stocks, bonds, etc. It takes time to come back. At least I didn't go the route like the people that went with Bernie Madoff. Did I spell his name right? Or is it spelled "CROOK"?

[moeron654]

what song is that?

[SZSearcher]

The 1966 song that became a 1967 hit Gimme Some Lovin sung by Steve Winwood.

[tapupartforpres]

Traffic actually

[scir91]

this was an awesome commercial

[JohnR22926]

This is a classic example of the types of ads currently being aimed at boomers. The messages are basically that "you haven't really got old", "you'll never die", "this is still really the 60s", etc. All manner of grey headed hipsters frolicking about, but wearing wide seat jeans and taking viagra. How pathetic. And of course, ultra shitty 60s era rock playing the background. I can't believe anyone still listens to that stuff; a normal generation would have graduated to Jazz/Classical long ago.

[charliebubblesoar]

you're dumb.

[moggotson]

you really are fucking retarded.

[moggotson]

Aimed at JohnR2296 (not the commercial or dennis hopper)

[JohnR22926]

Hey sonny. Mind your own fucking business. You understand virtually nothing of the woodstock generation and therefore can't comprehend the point I was trying to make. Stick to "expert opinions" on masturbation...a topic you actually know something about.

[moggotson]

I'd reply with something witty, but all the comments on your youtube channel speak for me.

[JohnR22926]

moggo said "I'd reply with something witty..."

"Wit" from you would be comparable to stock market tips from my paperboy.

[moggotson]

gj you can argue on the internet

[ItsDanielSun]

Yeah yeah Dennis Hopper

[cdcat4]

Why Dennis? why?

[wesleyroy7689]

When filming this commercial Ameriprise just sent Dennis Hopper to a remote beach with a camera man, and had his say 24 hours worth of random crazy shit. Ameriprise picked 30 seconds to use and created their commercial.

Dennis Hopper is crazy!

[postcv47al]

Where do I find a black dictionary?

[oblio9]

Can anyone tell me what brand and model sunglasses he is wearing? I have been looking all over trying to find out. Any help i smuch appreciated!

[rexton908]

Dennis Hopper has always had a PLAN, and a great one. He can buy and sell any jealous punk who has a problem with him. He also knows it is HIS generation that invented rock 'n roll, the personal computer and the

internet. Oh, by the way, isn't Steve Jobs a baby boomer too? Why, yes he is- the inventor of the Mac pc, Ipod, Iphone...the list goes on. What have the newbie generations since then invented? Not much. Maybe eventually

they will, 'cause the newbies are just as greedy as the boomers.

[dejardnich]

Greedy baby boomers, slowly pissing the world away

[clubboss]

Dennis Hopper was born in 1936.

Maybe he grew up and realized that he needs to plan and not live for the moment.

[kissfox5]

Commercial may be cheezy, but Dennis is sexy and easy for me to look at. Dennis, get in your Speedo on the beach! I'm on my way! It's not as annoying as the ever-boring Lindsey Wagner "Sleep Number bed." My number is 69 thank you very much. But wait! There's more! If you act now....yeah right. Lindsey, go to bed. Me and Dennis have uh, investments to transact. Yeah, that's it.

[retrofuturex]

Dennis Hopper is such a sellout. What happened to the Hopper from the Easy Rider days? This ad is so obviously aimed towards baby boomers it's sickening.

[brobearsex]

DOUCHEBAG! Especially in the newer commercials. What's he talking about "your dreams are out there" ? At retirement your dreams should be accomplished. That way you can sit around and fuck off all day and not doing anything. Not get involved with some bullshit overprice annuities

[bigsatanloaf]

This is the devil's playground.

[cbivitz]

Dennis Hopper shilling for an investment company!?!?! Talk about a sellout...

[BooBooLane]

Dennis is selling the American nightmare.

[gorlith]

bahahha that boat is just like the one from waterworld, which dennis hopper is in!

YES!

[TheHamburgler472]

whats the song playing?

[NHFD35]

STEVE WINWOOD - GIMME SOME LOVIN'

[vulforthehomeless]

Although I was sarcastic before, and I think the company is crap it is a good commercial. First rate commercial for a third rate company. The guy who did the commercial deserves a raise. The makeup job on this pig is so good it seems believable.

[vulforthehomeless]

Dreams don't retire and neither do Ameriprise clients:)

[scarletsneakers]

Love it!

[tnflakbait]

NICE L-7

[derrekmetz]

cool spot....sounds like they have their target market nailed....

[regjohnson]

Hopper is so cool. He was a hero of mine in 1969 and he still is. I can't believe we are both still alive.

[vulforthehomeless]

Hopper is cool, but no way are they managing his money...

[awbpk]

it's "gimme some lovin" by the spencer davis group.

[duckified]

whats the song that plays in the background? Anyone know?

[kbrunet]

i had the exact same question. i hear it all the time at sports events.