[HD] Hilarious Jimmy Rollins DICK'S Sporting Goods Commercial- The Pitching Machine

[thebluejaysfan564]

1 more ball and imma fuckin kill ya

[mriley858]

Fuck the Yankees

[Stouty147]

I went to Dick's sporting goods for a condom...

[TheMaineShow1]

What

[TOOMUCHGAME15]

Go Yankees!!

[relent107luke]

Hehe look at my video I made at Dick's lol /watch?v=8Zv0vQeixr0

[Misstaylor441]

@79tnuoccaebutuoy what about the other 1/3 percent?? and there are some bandwagon fans but at least they chose the yankees over some other team. and dumbass new yorkers???? really???

[skitle12]

@XxADAM93xX, bull, cubs fans are way more loving, i mean come on, we havnt won in 103 years, adn people r still fans!!

[LoganDM9paintball]

thumbs up if you noticed there wasnt a 29 second!

[Chestershawn815]

this commercial never gets old

[soccer2000ca]

THIS COMMERCIAL MADE ME WANNA BUY AN IPHONE!

[DawgsBoy72]

@soccer2000ca ?

[soccer2000ca]

@DawgsBoy72 you dont see the iphone at the end!!!???

[DawgsBoy72]

@soccer2000ca its an itouch hahah

[soccer2000ca]

@DawgsBoy72 no its a iPOD touch hahah

[DawgsBoy72]

@soccer2000ca same thing... haha

[indianajonesfan247]

b ball sucks

[Camdnside]

This is great.

[ExtremeMedium]

I remember when Dick's was called Galyan's...I miss those days. I always feel self-conscious walking into a place called Dick's. I have to try to convince people that I'm really not a dick.

[jm9295]

Lol at the ending

[xBLaRowe]

happy gilmore

[Toastabl3]

I am not going to say the Mets are a bad team, Because that is a lie. I like David Wright. He is a good guy, and the best 3rd baseman in the NL. I hate Jose Reyes, and K-Rod, but Ike Davis is cool, and I like Angel Pagan. Jason Bay was a very stupid signing though. You guys, or the Phils, or the Braves either one has the team to win a championship.

[owlninja993]

don't u think that the person who made the store should have thought again b-4 nameing it that?

[tdd10006]

@owlninja993 the store opened back when dick was just a name

[pspdude1990]

look at bitch rollins try to play it off it hurts bitch

[mirageallday]

@pspdude1990 its a joke

[kbarry87]

philadelphia is a dump.

[dipsetworld12]

@kbarry87 Your mother!

[MrPloopy]

@kbarry87 the phils take one everyday in ur teams mouth... bitch

[ladycatyes]

hey i wanna buy some dicks...

what u men u dont have dicks

it says right there DICKS!

[johnph96]

Go PHILLIES!!!

[MikeyGates26]

but us mets fans were happy this october....how about them yankees yo...they hurt you...and what about 06 u were watchin us?

[jamesbelas]

pfft! mmmhhh! performance can hurt, pfft! mmmhh yeah! :P

[TheChickMagnetTheMiz]

hahaha phillies suck go YANKEES

[TruckinTrev1995]

BOOOOOOOOOOOO... PHILLIES!!!!

any one can win a world series with NO salary Cap

[XxADAM93xX]

Go Phillies! No fans can ever compare to a philly fan. No FAN for any team loves their sports teams as much as we do.

[Hoboscouts]

very true

[andwat98]

@XxADAM93xX damn rite

[xBLaRowe]

@XxADAM93xX i disagree, the fans of the deroit red wings are crazy. they love love love love their wings.

[jag55getbit]

@XxADAM93xX yeah right ha, you think it's easy being a Cubs fan?! ha we haven't won in over a century, and yet we still come back to fill the stands at Wrigley! THAT is real love and real dedication

[ExtremeMedium]

@XxADAM93xX no, because no other fan compares to the apes at the zoo quite like a Philly fan does. Ba-zing!!!! Ok, so maybe I AM kind of a dick...

[urMOMgos2colegex]

@ExtremeMedium nope. just jealous

[jonasjacksonlove]

@XxADAM93xX I beg to differ, but hey, I guess every true sports fan says that about their team huh??

[thesportsguy32]

@XxADAM93xX yea, i went to game 4 of the WS when u guys won, it was amazing, ur fans care so much more for the game then we do here in Kansas city

[HeyZues09]

@XxADAM93xX Yankees??

[SuperbSwine]

@XxADAM93xX sorry dude,raider nation got you beat by miles.

[GUKZILA]

@SuperbSwine

raider nation started losing fans once they started sucking

[Misstaylor441]

@XxADAM93xX noo Yankee fans have yo beat

[13heybro]

@XxADAM93xX im guessing you have never been to detroit

[kevincto10]

@XxADAM93xX funny, that stadium was pretty empty the 93 years you did nothing. go watch Scott Brosius world series home run and you will see who the better fans are buddy.

[tdwpx5]

@kevincto10 haha the yankees are a joke, go spend more money..and your fans can't accept defeat..and im assuming your a yankees fan because im assuming one of your cocksucking ancestors bandwagoned with them or you just chose to.

[bvestationfan]

Bleacher Creature you mofo..

I dare you to try and walk into hte bleacher creature with your pathetic red "P" shirt of yours and when you come out, I will be lmfao-ing at your rearranged face

[woothatwasfun]

Yes they are the highest paid team in baseball..but who cares. They haven't won in 9 years... and have only won 5 times since 1978.. 31 years. It's clear that money doesn't always win championships. There is so much more to it. True baseball lovers understand that. If you love the Yankees or hate them, If you're a true lover of baseball, you can appreciate their status and accomplishments. 2009.. What a beautiful year.

[woothatwasfun]

I hate the yankee fans that make the rest of us true supporters look like shit. Fact of the matter is Arod did take steroids, but he came clean and the team backed him and supported him because that's what family does. He played this season clean and had probably his best year. The Yankees played for the right reasons and played unselfish baseball. That is why they won the world series.

[EAGLESPHILLIESFAN1]

wow why are yankees fans so cocky oh and the yankees play for money and steriods because a rod took steriods so the yankees cheet with steriods

[jovanb101]

@EAGLESPHILLIESFAN1 WHAT ABOUT MANNY AND ORTIZ? Nobody talks about ortiz or Manny.Manny quit like a little bitch because he took steriods his whole carreer i've seen better cuts under a band-aid also A-ROD only used steriods when he was with the rangers and used it for 2 fucking weeks. and talk to me when when you "PHILLIE FANS" have 27 have champion ships. BITCH!

[bvestationfan]

@EAGLESPHILLIESFAN1 One person, boy. Cano, Jeter, Sabathia, Nova, Granderson, Gardner, Posada, explain all those. Did they cheat? No.

The Yankees got money, and you jelly

[Montgomery2013]

@EAGLESPHILLIESFAN1 that would be more believable if you could spell cuhhrect, cause i wud cheet if i cudnt spewl. Even if they take roids they havnt won shit in a while.. FUCK the yankees!

[MikeyGates26]

hey phillie fans....27 more outs and u cant say world champs anymroe cuz ur done!! ahh u feel like shit!!...thank brad lidge 4 me 4 his wonderful pitching nn that wonderful 27th world series ring...dont u guys feel like the mets now ahaha.....

[DormanBaseball22]

not really the mets have been watching the phillies in the playoffs/world series that past two years

[XfinsOsfanX]

This commercial is hilarious!!

[XfinsOsfanX]

This MikeyGates guy is a dumbass, you yankme fans get so upset over the stupidest shit...

[MikeyGates26]

oo oh please....records dont mean shit...the yankees had 40 world series appereance...dont mean shit...you can also say back in 04 with a choke against boston..yankees had a great year then also....its baseball u never know whats gunna happen...well c what happens in a couple hrs

[MikeyGates26]

ahahah -_- o plz that was really gay...and really? game? aha! id call that luck!....the yankees will beat u phaggs soo bad ull look like the mets

[ForeignerPhan]

Mikey: I guess you forgot the Phils beat the"unbeatable" Yanks two out of three in YOUR ballpark this year. It would've been a sweep if not for Lidge...and he's pitching very well right now. How about some respect. The Phils are currently 18-5 in the playoffs the last two years. It should be a helluva series. One thing to keep in mind...this Phillies team fears no one so they won't fold like the Angels.

[MikeyGates26]

wow coololds that was really gay...and 2 all of u phillie phaggs out there ur not winning SHIT!!!! ull win 2nd place thats all!!!

[Baptisttt]

Learn How to spell stupid. You know all that negative stuff you bringing will only make the phillies stronger. We just play the game we dont have to be in the spot light just to play the game leave that shit to the yankees. Alex and derek always in the papers with fucking singers and actresses just to be famous. What happen to real baseball.

[coololds85]

the phillies r the world fucking champions beeyatches....jimmy rollins is sexy

[sigu655]

Not anymore! It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that ring! New York Yankees World Champions Haters!!!

[coololds85]

yea I know but they did good this year and its the Phillies pitchers that got who lost the game

[surower]

Hey Yanks, this is what you face if you win the ALCS....

[MikeyGates26]

ahaha oo plz....wait till the yankees come through...all u can say is world champs 08 because 09 isnt happening 4 u!!

[kenny1243]

GO GET SOME PUSSY FAG

[Baptisttt]

Yeah will see what happen enough said. Haters

[Super7thheaven]

LMAO. this commercial is hilarious

[MikeyGates26]

ahah plz u even know its true...thats y u got shit 2 sayy

[BlitzinLB27]

Wow, a mets fan bashing someone on pitching.. LMAO what is this world coming to??!!!

[snowgirlnow]

what does lmao mean????? People say it alll the time but I dont now what it means!!!

[AmIFamizz]

lmao = laughing my ass off.. rofl = rolling on the floor laughing

[akuonye]

jimmy playing that shit off, he knows that crap hurts

[MikeyGates26]

dude ur on 2 b eliminated in the nlds...wheres ur pitching?? oo yea suckin eachother off

[DemEffectz]

Goooooooooo Phillies - Philly All Day!

We're on are way once again, Ha Ha!!!

[MikeyGates26]

lmfao good 1 buddy...ur dreams will b broken...nn u wont b world champs again/anymore....ull b that 1 team that won the ws once...calm down over there =)

[MikeyGates26]

alright listen BaseballPhagBoi....1 the phaggs i mean phillies are in a trashy nl division..but u should no what trash looks like...look in the mirror dont break it tho...but all u phillie phaggs r trash....so congrats on winning the nl east...lets wait till october...ima b sittin back watchin ur ass loose 2 the cards or dodgers...then well c whose talkin now...oo nn btw eagles aint winning shit!!...the only thing u mite win is a dog fight

[BaseballPhillyBoi]

like to see that happen :]

you just wait and see loved to see your dreams broken :]

[skudplayr]

good call dude

[AmIFamizz]

we raped the rockies and 3-1 up on the dodgers so it looks like u r WRONG

[BaseballPhillyBoi]

hamels and lee rule u suck mikey Gates 26 and eagles rule the mess woops i mean mets fucking stink they gunna do jack shit this year phillies gunna win it again this year and the eagles too

[MikeyGates26]

dudee u just stop also...whats up with hamels and lee? there doing badd...if u were in my situation u wouldnt even b a phillie fan ud probably b an eagles fan....ahh they suck anyways..u would give up...but met fans fight through it...oo nn give up with the world champs shit...thats old news...big whoopp u aint winning this year soo give upp

[biz608]

did you not notice Hamels game last night/his career low ERA in september?

[MikeyGates26]

oo soo they did what the mets did in 06....wow pussy phillie fans -_-...nn plz calling me a jack off? thats all u pussies been doing..jackin eachother off

[dth2518]

at least they made the best out of their appearance I recall the mets losing in 06

[MikeyGates26]

plz last year was ur 1st and only playoff appearance in how many years??...where were u guys back in 06 when the mets where there?....oo thats right u were jackin each other off

[bpm1313]

they made the playoffs in '07 and '08 you jackoff

in 2007 they played a Rockies team that couldn't lose and in 2008 they won the whole damn thing

get ur facts right

[meg88885]

dude just stop talking the mets suck deal with it nice record u guys got there hahahah!!!!!!!!

[headlessfish2k5]

mets are garbage they cant even make the playoff!s!!!

[Rucker1980]

He almost motions to guy to keep sending the balls at him after the first one

[MikeyGates26]

wow this is 1 cocky mother fucker....i like how he says "His" phillies thats really funny....hes a low life piece of shit...he is probably the worst 1 there next 2 howard...that fat fuck...lets go mets!!

[fmhtboomer1958]

hahahahaha

[JaeKing23]

Lmao... I can't stop laughin'... The Faces he makes and His hands after getting hit... Lmao... Go Phillies

[Rucker1980]

He's trying to bust out laughin

[realdealx08]

hilarious haha look at his face

[PhillySportsChat]

This commercial is a classic. Top ten sports commercial of all time. Tell me what you think at my new site called:

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[agreek2nv]

I'm a Mets fan, but Jimmy Rollins is the man, better than coke-head Reyes...the Mets need to change a lot of things...

[and1baller521]

Go Phillies

[1guitarwiz]

lol go phillies!

[1guitarwiz]

this is so funny, my favorite commercial along with the kobe and lebron puppet commercials lol

[lambda99]

Based on his performance in this commercial, I would love to see Jimmy Rollins host SNL!

[drewdeze]

that would be somethin to see. this one of my favorite commercials

[ramonespinhead]

funny as HELL!!!

[diskocrisco]

i enjoy going to baseball games quite a bit. i eat a lot of hotdogs and drink plenty of beers. the thing is, the combination of those two things really make me gassy. it's not all bad though. there's something about leaning forward and farting into that crack in the seat down there. when i hear the people behind me ask one another, "what the hell is that smell?" I find it deeply satisfying.

[youngcnyce]

lolz

[iFalleNanduFallen]

LOL

#baconownz