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  • big azzzzzzz earings

  • I could ALMOST fit my dick in those earrings.

  • lmao at whoever is going to prison and searched how to survive in prison on youtube...If you need a manual to survive well then good luck bruh

  • why would expert village give out advice to HELP prisoners to survive?

  • Christ! What kind of prisons do you have in America? Yeah, there's violence in european prisons but it's a rarity. Do you wanna enjoy during your rehab? Go to Austria's best prisons. One prison is like a glass bussiness building, very nicely illuminated at night and with the view of the countryside. I'm not kidding :D

    And yes, you get rehabilitated, compared with american prisons that are focused on punishment (with exceptions, of course). For small crimes they'll still allow you to go to work.

  • @StandingRedPanda thats awesome we need more of that here. but the prisons here have race wars, murder, rape, extortion, drug dealing and ruthless criminals.

  • @HereisNathaniel thanks for sharing

  • sexy woman

  • You really find everything on Youtube! Great!

  • WTF, just WTF! Thats why I hate expertvillage. Why does she have to be black? They suck mucho ass!

  • i dont care if 50 guys are coming at me and i dont care how big they are. they are all going to get beat up if they attack me

  • boner alert

  • looll, being attractive is the last thing you wanna do in prison

  • those are some huge fuckin earrings

  • Listen to an Angela Davis lecture in addition to this.

  • Listen to an Angela Davis lecture.

  • Who the fuck wants to b attractive in prison?!

  • @mmalice lol the people that want to be raped by dozens of men

  • @TrackStarAA1 lmao

  • If you are like most male youtubers (i.e. weak and fat), then if you do end up in jail, just find yourself a Man and become his bitch.

  • @tempac91 speak for yourself

  • @SimpleWalkthroughs Ok, you fight if you like. You'll give blowjobs with your teeth knocked out.

  • how about a video called "How to stay out of Prison in the First place". ....there's a a novel idea

  • If you could prove that prison food made you diabetic could you not sue them?

  • This is honestly the worst advise Iv ever heard. She is not talking about state man jail. She is talking about county 8 year old girl jail. If you take her advise in a real jail setting, you will most likley die.

    How to survive in REAL jail:

    don't be no ones bitch.

    don't die

    don't uslesly piss off the gaurds. They will beat you.

    Dont talk to/ be a snitch.

    Watch your ass in the shower. if you dont watch it, some one will. and then theyl rape you.

    Dont EVER pick up soap. you'll be raped.

  • is everybody who watched this video expecting to go to prison at some point?

  • YOu been to prison?

  • Beautiful, intelligent and helpful. Thanks so much. I'm going to watch your whole series. Glad you've survived! And are helping everyone else.

  • NICE SET OF TITS!

  • I know how to survive, go to school so you can make a living and don't commit crimes idiot

  • @dpisceslady I'm sure the guys at Enron had just that in mind while committing fraud. :)

  • damn lady are wearing hoola hoops for earings wtf?!

  • An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Stay out of prison! That is the way to survive it!

  • This video was about WHY to exercise in jail, not HOW

  • U wanna know how 2 survive N prison, learn how 2 make shanks and weapons. Muscles wont stop a knife.

  • Jail is different than prison. I know because my Uncle was a corrections officer and my friends are in gangs and they've been shot and incarcerated more than once.

  • gaining weight in prison? lmfao, you gotta be kidding me....what the fuck kind of 5 star prison did you serve in?

  • Why bother? I'd rather be dead than behind bars.

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  • why dont you look at my fist coming to knock your teeth down your throat, faggot

  • lol her earings

  • Wow sister, look at your ear rings girl! lol

  • This is hilarious! They have "How to" Videos on the INTERNET for surviving prison.. LOL!!

    I'll make sure to reference these videos before I get sentenced!

  • why do they always pound people in the ass in jail

  • because they are deprived of women and they are horny and to fuck something so the only thing they can pound is another mans ass. alot of men get desperate in jail especially bieng in there for a long period of time

  • Prison is not that bad- People arent trying to kill you. I served 3 years for Marijuana- Mostly reading drawling, and Meditation. If your in a gang, Then you may want to work out-

  • lol this is sayin u shud work out, not how to

  • OMG NICE EARINGS!!

  • Confidence booster. Right.

    "just because you're incarcerated, doesn't mean you shouldn't want to be attractive as well." LMAO.

  • if i go to prison i aint never washing or wiping my ass. i'm gonna stink like a mofo. stay away from me.

  • If Prision really isnt THAT bad, then my ex Husband is a straight up liar.. ARGG!!

  • Thanks for your tips but..to be honest. All your advice seems very PG, makes prison seem not that bad lol.

  • the best way is get in a brawl first day and go to the isolarycell the rest of the time worked for me

  • best way tro survive in prison?

    DON'T COMMIT CRIME BITCH!

  • i would reccomend for guys to have buns of steel in prison. flexing them would prevent any unwanted entry.

  • lol

  • lololololololololololololololo­l

  • @gregdamer003 not if your KO'D

  • LOL someone lost their hula-hoops

  • @gregdamer003 if anybody knows gregdamer KNOWS :)

  • working out is good but,i dont recommend having BUNS OF STEEL in prison for guys.

  • lmmfao!!! thats to funny!! :D!!

  • You look wonderful. Keep up the good work.

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