I watch youtube vids as my nightly tradition of worshipping and learning about the bible. I seen ur vids and started watching them. They're accurate but at the same time funny lol. So I'm enjoying learning and laughing at the same time. It doesn't seem like ur making fun of religion like its a bad thing.
@snoringproductions Thank you for acting like christ. oh wait...... btw if you're being sarcastic then ignore my statement. it's hard to sense sarcasm over the internet. lol
Why is it dinosaur era?? God accepted the fruits and the goods not dead animals. When Adam decided to ignore God even if he know that God is real that is how Christians see atheists...And God probably sent him a wife because there was only one way of having kids, does not mean that God was angry with him...
@ILOVEGOD773 1. Because many creationist believe that man and dinosaurs lived together. 2. Read the bible. He accepted the sacrificed animals. 3. I made that part up. 4. He had to send him a wife, because there was noone else around for him to fuck. And God was angry with him for killing his brother. Again, read the bible. lol
U JERK read the Bible!! God did NOT accept the animals, SO RETARDED!!! I don't know who u know who believes that people and dinosaurs leaved together, in the Bible it clearly says that God sees 1 day A 1,000 years. Making things up is just LLL (LOW LIFE LOSER) Ur laying to the people who watch these videos.
@ILOVEGOD773 Creation Museum in Florida is completely devoted to telling people that dinosaurs and people lived together as well as famous Christians such as Carl Baugh. Do some research before making yourself look like an idiot. And the fact that you believe these fairy tales just goes to show that you must be one of those, I'll use the word you did, RETARDS. Now go pray to your imaginary god and ask him to smite me. Complete idiot right here folks, I mean just look at his name. HAHAHAHA
UR SO SMART>> NOT U Obviously have no life, and ur name sound like broccoli and ass whole, that u are. I don't were u live in the world, but nobody ever said that dinosaurs and people lived together. And I don't believe in shit that scientists made the hell up, how everything came from nothing that some how became dinosaurs.
Let me get this straight....Cain MURDERS Abel but only gets exiled and is able to get a wife, etc... But the man who was picking up sticks on the Sabbath gets stoned to death at the edge of town....
@CynicalSkeptic1 You have to understand that God LOVES killing! He always rewards his people for murder, genocide, etc. That's why Cain gets a free wife! God just can't get enough killing. Also, if you read Leviticus, God LOVES the smell of burning flesh! Over and over he says how "savory" it is! Dead carcasses smell good to the invisible god with a nose! But collecting sticks at the end of the week? NOT fun for Yahweh. So what if the poor guy had a wife and kids! Stone him!
I fucking love this. it proves the bible wrong in so many ways, like didn't Adam and eve have 3 boys? She mustve had sex with one of her sons which is against the bible
oh i get it god made cains wife from the dust 2 cause there was nobody on earth and he made diff ppl everytime so bros and sis and cuz wouldn't do it 2 each other!!!Wow
The BIBLE is the MARK of the BEAST! Constantine (1st beast) legalized Christianity and had 50 bibles compiled. King James, homo (2nd beast) 666 # of a man, born 1566, 6th of Scotland, authorized 66 book bible, image of God's word, carried in your hand, memorized in your head, made to speak (the bible says) and is used as an object of worship. Your faith will fail.
U GUYS R DUM AND SO IS THIS VIDIO. JESUS IS REAL AND THIS IS JUST BLASFEMEY. U BETTER REPENT TO GET TO HEAVEN OR ELSE GOD WILL KILL YOU IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE.
It seems to me that Cain's offering was one-upping his brother's sacrifice of sheep when he killed his brother. He should have said "Hey God ! look at my lovely sacrifice ! You like the blood, get a load of this !"
You think god would have forseen Cains actions and avoided this outcome, HHhmmmm, maybe god does not know the future as some would say, otherwise why would he ask cain where was his brother? And if anyone read the bible, they would know that there was this other tribe where Cain met his old lady! The bible is just a story book, no more, no less!
god doesn't know shit because god was an alien hybrid who came down fro mthe star, he just was capable of gene manipulatin and gravity weapons basicly...
@McFrolics how dare you! it was not cain's offering that did not please god, but rather cain's irreverant attitude and jealousy of abel that angered god.
Yeah, how dare you. God had 4 people to keep track of and they were so flawed that they were irreverent and jealous, disobedient and easily tricked by talking snakes. Who in hell made these four idiots anyway?
@McFrolics hhhhhh very funny ALLAH who chreated you you were nothing once and now when you became somthing to talk that about him,,, he who created you knows best , you stupid rascaal
@McFrolics The BIBLE is the MARK of the BEAST! Constantine (1st beast) legalized Christianity and had 50 bibles compiled. King James, homo (2nd beast) 666 # of a man, born 1566, 6th of Scotland, authorized 66 book bible, image of God's word, carried in your hand, memorized in your head, made to speak (the bible says) and is used as an object of worship. Your faith will fail.
@forspamhaha Yes, you are right, we should never question God's ways...we should just abide by a 2,000 year old holy book which has innumerable contradictions, fallacies, and inaccuracies.
@McFrolics uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WRONG DEAD WRONG 1st of all it was a test to see if he would or not KILL HIM and 2nd he stole it and 3RD HE KILLED HIS OWN BROTHER so be 4 u dis God look at what actually happened god is not supposed 2 take control of what we do its all OUR CHOICE
@bsommervold It most certainly is NOT 'OUR CHOICE'. One of the descriptions of God is that he is omniscient so if that is the case then God can see EVERYTHING including the future. Obviously God couldn't be omniscient if WE can change the future by 'OUR CHOICE'. Also, God supposedly planned our lives from beginning to end...so how could we possibly have any choice? Your logic is flawed.
@McFrolics god accepted both offerings but like abels more because abel gave the best of his livestock and cain gave the left overs of his crops. cain was jealous and then killed abel.
but alot of people aren't smart enough to figure out that alot of what is in the bible and such is metaphor but people take what is being said or done as face value without thinking of the possibility of what it could actually mean instead of the face value meaning
the bible never said how many other children they had when cain murdered able. he waz more than likely scared of his own brothers and sisters. we might say that that brothers love each other too much to kill each other, but only god knew what waz in their hearts, so yeah probz his brothers and sisters.
ok thats a good point, but in all fairness who else would it be? and what i assume doesn't contradict anything else from the bible. just because the bible doesn't say something doesn't mean its not true.can you imagine how big the bible would be if it contained everything that ever happened?! it only says what we need to know. you asked the question and all i did was try and answer it.
Good stuff. They've been reading Paul Farrell's book, it looks like. Those stories are seriously wild - Illustrated Stories from the Bible (that they won't tell you in Sunday School)
he is doing somthing retarded i made up to annoy him called spam hammering and hes some sort of satanist i think cause he keeps cursing HIMSELF in these annoying messages see below
Like the Brick Testament, or NonStampCollectors stuff, as soon as you visualize the bible stories it really brings out the hilarious ridiculousness of them.
Don't forget the works of 43alley. His vids are superb too because they tend to avoid the famous stuff and rely on what the bible says to make itself look ridiculous.
i mean really how stupid can one person be i would have thought his one good particle of brain would have put up at least one red light at my comments WHEN I MENTIONED HIM thankyou all for your time and comment space that was hilarious i only just woke up and checked it and look my idiot trap is full of idiot its too much to imagine his "spam-hammering" (somthin i'm pretty sure I made up c my channel) will stop but i am really enjoying making him look like a tool and having HIM do all da work
hooray its the rare (hopefully) and not very illusive evolutionary backstep we really didn't expect that this particular pit trap would work but thankfully this specimens incredibly low IQ and poor foresight combine to make it incredibly gullible.
i mean really did anyone else think this idiot would (i'm laughing too hard to type) just post somthing that stupid and prove me right i mean he could have acted indignant and claimed he has never done anything to me but no he george bushed right in
i prefer to think that some humans are apes it makes it more fun to try and find them and actually little male mice are more closely rated to a man than his own sister figure that out
and any minute unless he has some quantum of intelligence one of those apes will be along here to slag of at me his screen name is bigbumnutsucker now lets watch and see if bigbumnutsucker appears or my comment keeps him wary (not likely)
well i seem to have misplaced the exact nat geo mag with the relavent article but ignoring the difference in the amount of genetic material between men and woman because the y chromosome is smaller than the x the most genetic material a man can have in common with his sister it means there will always be a 1/46 difference by chromsome number and compostion hang on out of letters
The current estimated gene count (in mice) is 23,786. This estimate takes into account knowledge of molecular biology as well as comparative genomic data. For comparison, humans are estimated to have 23,686 genes (so understanding this comparing what the genes are it leads to a 99.99somthin% being exactly the same this is why when we need to find a decent human analogy for research they turn to mice not chimps who are 98% or somthin like that i hope you are satisfied with my explanation add me
once again very clever..."Brother"...i presume your my brother ans are all the rest of the men in the world...and all the girls are my sister according to biblical history....damn according to biblical history as it is written i had better go through my little black book and apologize to my sisters....
remember that the bible is a historical book so it has people who have made mistakes and people who decided to obey God and had victory... read the whole story and ask the Holy S pirit to guide you ... i really dont know what happened to you in your in any moment of your life but let me tell you something that has happened to me ..when everybody turns away only God has looked at me with compassion ... well i hope you find Him and discover how wonderful He is ....bye
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stop producing this content please. and furthermore just because u went/are going through problems it doesnt mean God has forgotten you. for it is written that he disciplines those he loves. stop being selfish and sorry for yourself n get up n do something productive or positive to persevere. ur not the only person that is facing problems in the world and wont be the last either... YOU SHOULD THANK GOD that you have the equipment and talent to produce such quality work not use it against God...
"YOU SHOULD THANK GOD that you have the equipment and talent to produce such quality work"
Pretty sure we should thank the human initiative and science which have enabled us to develop the technology we use today. God didn't provide any of this equipment; even if we assume that a god created humanity, we have done more for ourselves than any god has done for us.
Although we haven't managed to flood the entire planet (yet) and murdered every living thing on Earth. God still beats us in that.
LOL Ur hilarious, seriously, are u that blind that u cant see what's happening? this so called technology ur talking about, the excessive usage of natural resources it takes to make it, is negatively affecting the natural world around us, why do you think there's so much research aimed at exploring mars?'we're in the middle of global recession - lets fund billions of capital into exploring the planet Mars to see if its suitable for human habitation. that'll get us out of recession!! lol
stop producing such context and offending millions of peoples belief... c'mon man seriously a joke is a joke, but this is going a tad bit far, i mean u can talk about any subject but dont mess around with peoples faith like this its just plain wrong. im sure theres a law against this sort of thing... furthermore think and act ethically....
Wow, that is SO hypocritical. "You believe differently from me, ergo, I should be allowed to prattle on my thoughts and beliefs, but you should respect my feelings. I however can call out your beliefs no problem."
As far as illegality, it's a 1st amendment issue. And I'm not talking freedom of speech, I'm talking freedom of religion and the establishment clause. What those 3 things mean is I can believe what I want, you can't force me to believe what you want, and I can tell you about it.
"stop producing such context and offending millions of peoples belief... c'mon man seriously a joke is a joke, but this is going a tad bit far, i mean u can talk about any subject but dont mess around with peoples faith like this its just plain wrong. im sure theres a law against this sort of thing... furthermore think and act ethically...."
man u just walked yourself right into a brick wall, how can u quote the freedom of religion/1st amendment when this is a prime example of tampering with someone's religion? how am i being hypocritical, where did u learn english son? lets explain hypocrisy = the practice of one claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which ones own behavior does not conform. You obviously know how to copy and paste, but not good at anticipating what u read. I asked for this to respect peoples beliefs. :)
Most Christians don't actually read the Bible. They just go by whatever bits their pastor cherry picks out.
As Penn & Teller once put it, nothing will make you an atheist (or at least a non-Christian) faster than actually reading the Bible.
Old Testament really shows God's love, and the saintly behaviour of his prophets and chosen people. Paragons of virtue who we should all strive to emulate. After all, as Christians like to remind us, modern morality is based upon the Bible.
"rape ??? i dont understand ...in what part of the bible is that ?"
That should be 'parts'. Plural, not singular.
We could start with Genesis 19, in which the oh-so just and righteous Lot offers his two virgin daughters to a mob of men who are looking for sex.
There's a somewhat similar tale in Judges 19, in which a concubine gets gang-raped to death. Then cut into pieces. While God himself isn't directly involved in the Judges passage, this is still supposedly *his* holy book.
what are you talking about? remove my hands?......typical christian......faith is the acceptance of the truth of a statement in spite of insufficient or contradictory evidence.faith is a cop-out.if the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then your are conceding that it cant be taken on its own merits
if you want to make typical christian comments, make sure you're in fact talking to a typical christian. well I hope you enjoy your faith in Darwin's theory and all that, at least my way has purpose and a loving God. I'll take that over "man from apes to hole in ground" ideals any day.
I am a christian and any other religion is hatred and death thats cr@p
Rey619Spear 4 weeks ago
politicoochie09 your wrong god does not like killing
Rey619Spear 4 weeks ago
So.. Enoch either had to phuck his mom, grandmother, or sister...
RhodenOutdoors 4 months ago
I watch youtube vids as my nightly tradition of worshipping and learning about the bible. I seen ur vids and started watching them. They're accurate but at the same time funny lol. So I'm enjoying learning and laughing at the same time. It doesn't seem like ur making fun of religion like its a bad thing.
jaysicka06 4 months ago
Did people really look like flounders back then?
Jim777ism 6 months ago
I lolled in 0 : 3 1 ! :D
YukiKisu12 7 months ago
I like how the sun is orbiting the Earth and how the Earth is flat lol
batistaker123 7 months ago
Fuck all u god haters
snoringproductions 7 months ago
@snoringproductions Thank you for acting like christ. oh wait...... btw if you're being sarcastic then ignore my statement. it's hard to sense sarcasm over the internet. lol
MrZombie747 7 months ago
I love these stories.
westside1love 7 months ago in playlist Religion
lmfao funny how its dead sheep that god loved XD
chandlerdf 8 months ago
are you still making these or is this all of them coz i absoultley love them :D
jhibbitt1 8 months ago
God is a liar
geniusjas87 9 months ago
WHY THOU COVERING THY BEWBS?!
MrSoAwesomness 9 months ago
Why is it dinosaur era?? God accepted the fruits and the goods not dead animals. When Adam decided to ignore God even if he know that God is real that is how Christians see atheists...And God probably sent him a wife because there was only one way of having kids, does not mean that God was angry with him...
ILOVEGOD773 9 months ago
@ILOVEGOD773 1. Because many creationist believe that man and dinosaurs lived together. 2. Read the bible. He accepted the sacrificed animals. 3. I made that part up. 4. He had to send him a wife, because there was noone else around for him to fuck. And God was angry with him for killing his brother. Again, read the bible. lol
ebolaworld 9 months ago 9
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U JERK read the Bible!! God did NOT accept the animals, SO RETARDED!!! I don't know who u know who believes that people and dinosaurs leaved together, in the Bible it clearly says that God sees 1 day A 1,000 years. Making things up is just LLL (LOW LIFE LOSER) Ur laying to the people who watch these videos.
ILOVEGOD773 9 months ago
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brochill69 9 months ago
@ILOVEGOD773 Creation Museum in Florida is completely devoted to telling people that dinosaurs and people lived together as well as famous Christians such as Carl Baugh. Do some research before making yourself look like an idiot. And the fact that you believe these fairy tales just goes to show that you must be one of those, I'll use the word you did, RETARDS. Now go pray to your imaginary god and ask him to smite me. Complete idiot right here folks, I mean just look at his name. HAHAHAHA
brochill69 9 months ago
@brochill69
UR SO SMART>> NOT U Obviously have no life, and ur name sound like broccoli and ass whole, that u are. I don't were u live in the world, but nobody ever said that dinosaurs and people lived together. And I don't believe in shit that scientists made the hell up, how everything came from nothing that some how became dinosaurs.
ILOVEGOD773 9 months ago
@ebolaworld u should definately do the one with the story of Job
thats the most FUCKED up one
TSPOWELL89 2 months ago
@ILOVEGOD773 bumbaclot!
hitmanv7 3 months ago
This video series is win
Davisrullzs 10 months ago
but the baboon isn't an ape
celestialsalamander 10 months ago
@celestialsalamander True. Not sure what I was thinking when I made that. lol.
ebolaworld 10 months ago
im totally becoming an ax murderer and saying "pe-shaw" during the death blow
Rocker342 11 months ago
Now ain't that some shit. LMAO
gokarter1393 1 year ago
Let me get this straight....Cain MURDERS Abel but only gets exiled and is able to get a wife, etc... But the man who was picking up sticks on the Sabbath gets stoned to death at the edge of town....
Anyone else see something wrong with this?
CynicalSkeptic1 1 year ago 5
@CynicalSkeptic1 theres your answer for our "justice" system =P
mrthink777 9 months ago
@CynicalSkeptic1 You have to understand that God LOVES killing! He always rewards his people for murder, genocide, etc. That's why Cain gets a free wife! God just can't get enough killing. Also, if you read Leviticus, God LOVES the smell of burning flesh! Over and over he says how "savory" it is! Dead carcasses smell good to the invisible god with a nose! But collecting sticks at the end of the week? NOT fun for Yahweh. So what if the poor guy had a wife and kids! Stone him!
politicoochie09 2 months ago 3
i love the ending lol. yes you will die, in 96O years lol. well thats some shit.
wanitek 1 year ago
I fucking love this. it proves the bible wrong in so many ways, like didn't Adam and eve have 3 boys? She mustve had sex with one of her sons which is against the bible
HornDogXD 1 year ago
This is my favourite one so far!
dameon692002 1 year ago
oh i get it god made cains wife from the dust 2 cause there was nobody on earth and he made diff ppl everytime so bros and sis and cuz wouldn't do it 2 each other!!!Wow
PeaceAndJustice357 1 year ago
@PeaceAndJustice357 if that was the case, cains wife would have been created without any original sin. Inbreeding was the only way.
Bgrazier 1 year ago
"Dum-de Dum-de Dum-De dum de dum..."
Fhilbo 1 year ago
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The BIBLE is the MARK of the BEAST! Constantine (1st beast) legalized Christianity and had 50 bibles compiled. King James, homo (2nd beast) 666 # of a man, born 1566, 6th of Scotland, authorized 66 book bible, image of God's word, carried in your hand, memorized in your head, made to speak (the bible says) and is used as an object of worship. Your faith will fail.
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 1 year ago
i believe in Christianity as a philosophy but this kind of stuff is
BULLSHIT
brianz1214 1 year ago
i don't remember making you deff lol i luv these videos.
lmw7987 1 year ago
Hahahahah I love your videos man!!!!!
askani21 1 year ago
The guy who makes those videos is suffering from a mental illness and a lack of sense of humour.
idricool 1 year ago
@idricool So THAT'S what's wrong with me. Thanks!
ebolaworld 10 months ago
...anyway this killing has showed me that you are not such a pussy after all!
hissikkness 1 year ago
"god can you give her bigger boobs? shweet!" lmao!!!
paleobc65 1 year ago
I understand this story and all and this video pretty well gets this but i don't think this is a very good way of putting it.
liamlvr 1 year ago
BRAVO!!!
The First Homosexual in the Bible:
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OutrLiimitz 1 year ago
God: dum dee dum dee dum dee dum
outrayjess 1 year ago
niiiiicccce! flintstones reference
HairEBallzack 1 year ago
adams wife have good tits!
Orao93 1 year ago 2
I meant no wonder Cain became a killer
gustavoag7 1 year ago
I like gods reaction to the fruit. No Cain became a killer.
gustavoag7 1 year ago
This is hillarious!!!
esacnitsuj1 1 year ago
U GUYS R DUM AND SO IS THIS VIDIO. JESUS IS REAL AND THIS IS JUST BLASFEMEY. U BETTER REPENT TO GET TO HEAVEN OR ELSE GOD WILL KILL YOU IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE.
Just kidding, the bible is fucking gay.
ZShort1985 1 year ago
@ZShort1985 woooooow..hell..me sooo scared....booooo
baronerolo 1 year ago
@ZShort1985
xFallenStarZ 1 year ago
God created earth 6000 years ago? Humanoid hybrids and gravity weapons? What the fuck.. Welcome to the freakshow.
DoomDodgers 1 year ago
all these stuff was written 6000 years before the bible... they were only named huamnoids and aliens by sumerians...
TheDiamond123123 2 years ago
It seems to me that Cain's offering was one-upping his brother's sacrifice of sheep when he killed his brother. He should have said "Hey God ! look at my lovely sacrifice ! You like the blood, get a load of this !"
formless777 2 years ago
@formless777
that's the truth because god was actually a humanoid reptilian who feeds from blood, fear and shit!
TheDiamond123123 2 years ago
Hehehe God or Godzilla ?
formless777 2 years ago
@formless777
LOL!!! yeah :P
TheDiamond123123 2 years ago
@formless777 True. True.
ebolaworld 10 months ago
tend your sheep now- bitch- Hahahahaha
you know- I bet it really happened this way-
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dberry999666 2 years ago
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spirit1221 2 years ago
"Cain is a girl. Cain is a girl."
KaLiShaDai 2 years ago 4
if God just accepted Cain's offering, he wouldn't have gotten mad and killed Abel
It's all God's fault
McFrolics 2 years ago 33
You think god would have forseen Cains actions and avoided this outcome, HHhmmmm, maybe god does not know the future as some would say, otherwise why would he ask cain where was his brother? And if anyone read the bible, they would know that there was this other tribe where Cain met his old lady! The bible is just a story book, no more, no less!
EchosFromaBlankMind 2 years ago
@EchosFromaBlankMind
god doesn't know shit because god was an alien hybrid who came down fro mthe star, he just was capable of gene manipulatin and gravity weapons basicly...
TheDiamond123123 2 years ago
God being an alien is just as viable and maybe a little bit more believable then the current stories being told.
EchosFromaBlankMind 2 years ago
@EchosFromaBlankMind
true that, but it's the only thing that makes any sense... no perfect being would ever do such things as god lol :D
TheDiamond123123 2 years ago
you think god would act as some sort of god or something
shideshide 1 year ago
@McFrolics how dare you! it was not cain's offering that did not please god, but rather cain's irreverant attitude and jealousy of abel that angered god.
AdmiralinBlue 1 year ago
@AdmiralinBlue
Yeah, how dare you. God had 4 people to keep track of and they were so flawed that they were irreverent and jealous, disobedient and easily tricked by talking snakes. Who in hell made these four idiots anyway?
traycox01 1 year ago 2
@traycox01 I love this comment. God only had 4 people to keep track of. lolol.
ebolaworld 10 months ago
@McFrolics hhhhhh very funny ALLAH who chreated you you were nothing once and now when you became somthing to talk that about him,,, he who created you knows best , you stupid rascaal
faqat7assan 1 year ago
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@McFrolics The BIBLE is the MARK of the BEAST! Constantine (1st beast) legalized Christianity and had 50 bibles compiled. King James, homo (2nd beast) 666 # of a man, born 1566, 6th of Scotland, authorized 66 book bible, image of God's word, carried in your hand, memorized in your head, made to speak (the bible says) and is used as an object of worship. Your faith will fail.
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 1 year ago
@McFrolics wtf? how dare you question God's ways?? you atheists and your f*cked up ideas
forspamhaha 1 year ago
@forspamhaha Yes, you are right, we should never question God's ways...we should just abide by a 2,000 year old holy book which has innumerable contradictions, fallacies, and inaccuracies.
CynicalSkeptic1 1 year ago
@McFrolics uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WRONG DEAD WRONG 1st of all it was a test to see if he would or not KILL HIM and 2nd he stole it and 3RD HE KILLED HIS OWN BROTHER so be 4 u dis God look at what actually happened god is not supposed 2 take control of what we do its all OUR CHOICE
bsommervold 1 year ago
@bsommervold It most certainly is NOT 'OUR CHOICE'. One of the descriptions of God is that he is omniscient so if that is the case then God can see EVERYTHING including the future. Obviously God couldn't be omniscient if WE can change the future by 'OUR CHOICE'. Also, God supposedly planned our lives from beginning to end...so how could we possibly have any choice? Your logic is flawed.
CynicalSkeptic1 1 year ago
@McFrolics Plus, God should've known that Cain would've killed Abel afterwards. ;)
ebolaworld 10 months ago 8
@McFrolics
That is what i'm saying atheists blame God all the time!!!!!!!!!
ILOVEGOD773 9 months ago
@McFrolics god accepted both offerings but like abels more because abel gave the best of his livestock and cain gave the left overs of his crops. cain was jealous and then killed abel.
WafflesNBacon 4 months ago
i don't think that was the point about the cain and able story
guyfromcanadayup 2 years ago
but alot of people aren't smart enough to figure out that alot of what is in the bible and such is metaphor but people take what is being said or done as face value without thinking of the possibility of what it could actually mean instead of the face value meaning
drinkyourtea 2 years ago
Creationist say that Adam and Eve had more kids later on that is how Cain got a wife. I call bull shit bu they, tomato, tomata. :o
SOURCEw00t 2 years ago
'Can you give her bigger boobs'?: ' 'Sheweeet!'
hahahaha
shotta0121 2 years ago 2
haha this is very funny and i am a muslim! great job. I want more bible stories. We believe practically the same thing. haha lol :P
ingleward 2 years ago
"what hast thou done!? the voice of thy brother's blood cryith unto me from the ground!"
LOL
alchemistxp2 2 years ago
CLIIICK! lmao
chaotictorment 2 years ago
I'm surprised that you didn't mention who Enoch had sex with. There's no mention of other women besides his mum and his gran.
BobTKaye 2 years ago
it never mentioned any other women because it was not neccersery. cains wife was his sister and enochs wife was either his sister or his cousin.
adam and eve had many more children than just cain, able and seth
jakmeeee 2 years ago
But still - who was gonna hurt Cain?
Cain: "Everyone who findeth me shall slay me." (Gen 4.14)
God: Who? Your - your parents? They're - they're the only people around!"
:D
amoxtlacatl 2 years ago 3
the bible never said how many other children they had when cain murdered able. he waz more than likely scared of his own brothers and sisters. we might say that that brothers love each other too much to kill each other, but only god knew what waz in their hearts, so yeah probz his brothers and sisters.
and why cant his parents slay him? :P
jakmeeee 2 years ago
jakmeeee,
"the bible never said"...
EXACTLY.
The bible never said ANY of what you assume.
You are READING things INTO IT to help it make sense BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ON ITS OWN.
amoxtlacatl 2 years ago 11
ok thats a good point, but in all fairness who else would it be? and what i assume doesn't contradict anything else from the bible. just because the bible doesn't say something doesn't mean its not true.can you imagine how big the bible would be if it contained everything that ever happened?! it only says what we need to know. you asked the question and all i did was try and answer it.
jakmeeee 2 years ago
and methusael begat lam la lam.. oh crap a lot of people were born alright?
azinuamprieteni 2 years ago
lol,i love these
smashbeans 2 years ago
"Bigger boobs plz" lol
sarkerm2 2 years ago 2
Good stuff. They've been reading Paul Farrell's book, it looks like. Those stories are seriously wild - Illustrated Stories from the Bible (that they won't tell you in Sunday School)
vicwestlad 2 years ago 2
"Cain Is a Girl!" haha
megadbag 2 years ago
shit flinstonesss
how i miss that show T_T
olegros 2 years ago 2
lmaoo
305pride 2 years ago
"Shweeet" lool
EchoInfinity 2 years ago 3
an ape!...I named that, you know.
glovestrong48 2 years ago 4
Tend thy sheep now BITCH!
ROTFLOL
1shortfilmfan 2 years ago 9
Thanks again for another great video. I love your humor! (and all the work and effort put into making these vids)
Persephone500 2 years ago 5
Lol :D
MonkeyOctober 2 years ago
damn god is an asshole in this series
chaosbringer666 2 years ago 8
parody of the flinstones that's the best
urialle 2 years ago 3
Solid fucking snake doing the intro XD
unassumption 2 years ago 4
"Kids, do not fight over me. Now let's see what you broughteth to compete for my love." XD
satanicwatermelon 2 years ago 28
Fun E!!!!! :P
Drhorse55 2 years ago
This is awesome.
NoeLPZC 2 years ago
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This would be so much better if Adam wasn't a fag.
Christrapture 2 years ago
Yeah. That part's a misfire.
mightisright 2 years ago
lol OMG adam is so gay! I like this flinstone version is so funny!
arbemarieli 2 years ago 2
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1. Cover your mouth with you hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold you hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Sportsman5676 2 years ago
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he is doing somthing retarded i made up to annoy him called spam hammering and hes some sort of satanist i think cause he keeps cursing HIMSELF in these annoying messages see below
Master0of0Blades 2 years ago
hahahahahah1
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epic win!
this pwn Christianity!!
quisqueyatv 2 years ago
It owns christianity... with christianity! XD
Like the Brick Testament, or NonStampCollectors stuff, as soon as you visualize the bible stories it really brings out the hilarious ridiculousness of them.
Shavarnarak 2 years ago 7
Don't forget the works of 43alley. His vids are superb too because they tend to avoid the famous stuff and rely on what the bible says to make itself look ridiculous.
BobTKaye 2 years ago
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he just doesnt know when hes beaten because of his tiny tiny brain
Master0of0Blades 2 years ago
funny thing is nearly all your comments so far have been marked and hiden as spam ..
you must have plenty to say that noone likes
the hammer falls
drink my blood as i drink yours
impale me on the horns of death
bigbumnutsucker 2 years ago
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i mean really how stupid can one person be i would have thought his one good particle of brain would have put up at least one red light at my comments WHEN I MENTIONED HIM thankyou all for your time and comment space that was hilarious i only just woke up and checked it and look my idiot trap is full of idiot its too much to imagine his "spam-hammering" (somthin i'm pretty sure I made up c my channel) will stop but i am really enjoying making him look like a tool and having HIM do all da work
Master0of0Blades 2 years ago
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hooray its the rare (hopefully) and not very illusive evolutionary backstep we really didn't expect that this particular pit trap would work but thankfully this specimens incredibly low IQ and poor foresight combine to make it incredibly gullible.
i mean really did anyone else think this idiot would (i'm laughing too hard to type) just post somthing that stupid and prove me right i mean he could have acted indignant and claimed he has never done anything to me but no he george bushed right in
Master0of0Blades 2 years ago
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i prefer to think that some humans are apes it makes it more fun to try and find them and actually little male mice are more closely rated to a man than his own sister figure that out
Master0of0Blades 2 years ago
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and any minute unless he has some quantum of intelligence one of those apes will be along here to slag of at me his screen name is bigbumnutsucker now lets watch and see if bigbumnutsucker appears or my comment keeps him wary (not likely)
Master0of0Blades 2 years ago
dream on masteroffuckall
you trying to sound smart or somthing?
hammerman
bigbumnutsucker 2 years ago
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EbonysBlaze 2 years ago
well i seem to have misplaced the exact nat geo mag with the relavent article but ignoring the difference in the amount of genetic material between men and woman because the y chromosome is smaller than the x the most genetic material a man can have in common with his sister it means there will always be a 1/46 difference by chromsome number and compostion hang on out of letters
Master0of0Blades 2 years ago
what a load of shit
bigbumnutsucker 2 years ago
The current estimated gene count (in mice) is 23,786. This estimate takes into account knowledge of molecular biology as well as comparative genomic data. For comparison, humans are estimated to have 23,686 genes (so understanding this comparing what the genes are it leads to a 99.99somthin% being exactly the same this is why when we need to find a decent human analogy for research they turn to mice not chimps who are 98% or somthin like that i hope you are satisfied with my explanation add me
Master0of0Blades 2 years ago
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why do you need to beg people to add you
you freak sicko wankstain
bigbumnutsucker 2 years ago
This would be better with a laugh track!!!
DrunkenFist20XL 2 years ago
I cristian told me 1% of the world are athiest. Does that mean the world is 99% fools
defect530 2 years ago
no that means that 1 percent are doomed.
the ones with no faith believe in this world but the dont understand that this world is an illusion.
youngcatlaflare 2 years ago
once again very clever..."Brother"...i presume your my brother ans are all the rest of the men in the world...and all the girls are my sister according to biblical history....damn according to biblical history as it is written i had better go through my little black book and apologize to my sisters....
GroovyStretch 2 years ago
Since the only survivers from the flood was noah and his family we are all desended from them...so Iam related to you!
musicbruv 2 years ago
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ShadicChao 2 years ago
Abel: "cain is a girl cain is a girl" Abel and God " cain is a girl cain is a girl" LOLLLL
Gvanillavodka 2 years ago 4
"tend ur sheep now bitch!!"
pedroescamoso22 2 years ago
"there is no god"
"yes there is! you talked to him yesterday!"
god humming to himself as he is strolling around
elliotqgd 2 years ago 5
5:23-5:50 it sounds more like Shadow the Hedgehog's voice LOL. XD
YamashitaStudios 2 years ago
"I don't remember making you deaf..."
MayhemII 2 years ago
remember that the bible is a historical book so it has people who have made mistakes and people who decided to obey God and had victory... read the whole story and ask the Holy S pirit to guide you ... i really dont know what happened to you in your in any moment of your life but let me tell you something that has happened to me ..when everybody turns away only God has looked at me with compassion ... well i hope you find Him and discover how wonderful He is ....bye
marielacristo 2 years ago
lol also If christians were like muslims this content would've been taken down minutes after it was posted.
BillieDean 2 years ago
I believe we evolved from an eh, eh, AN APE! (I named that you know..)
BillieDean 2 years ago 2
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stop producing this content please. and furthermore just because u went/are going through problems it doesnt mean God has forgotten you. for it is written that he disciplines those he loves. stop being selfish and sorry for yourself n get up n do something productive or positive to persevere. ur not the only person that is facing problems in the world and wont be the last either... YOU SHOULD THANK GOD that you have the equipment and talent to produce such quality work not use it against God...
hetchfizzel 2 years ago
"YOU SHOULD THANK GOD that you have the equipment and talent to produce such quality work"
Pretty sure we should thank the human initiative and science which have enabled us to develop the technology we use today. God didn't provide any of this equipment; even if we assume that a god created humanity, we have done more for ourselves than any god has done for us.
Although we haven't managed to flood the entire planet (yet) and murdered every living thing on Earth. God still beats us in that.
AnonymousDiv0 2 years ago 3
LOL Ur hilarious, seriously, are u that blind that u cant see what's happening? this so called technology ur talking about, the excessive usage of natural resources it takes to make it, is negatively affecting the natural world around us, why do you think there's so much research aimed at exploring mars?'we're in the middle of global recession - lets fund billions of capital into exploring the planet Mars to see if its suitable for human habitation. that'll get us out of recession!! lol
hetchfizzel 2 years ago
"Tend your sheep now!Bitch!"
HumanSquad 2 years ago 6
stop producing such context and offending millions of peoples belief... c'mon man seriously a joke is a joke, but this is going a tad bit far, i mean u can talk about any subject but dont mess around with peoples faith like this its just plain wrong. im sure theres a law against this sort of thing... furthermore think and act ethically....
hetchfizzel 2 years ago
Wow, that is SO hypocritical. "You believe differently from me, ergo, I should be allowed to prattle on my thoughts and beliefs, but you should respect my feelings. I however can call out your beliefs no problem."
As far as illegality, it's a 1st amendment issue. And I'm not talking freedom of speech, I'm talking freedom of religion and the establishment clause. What those 3 things mean is I can believe what I want, you can't force me to believe what you want, and I can tell you about it.
lord451 2 years ago
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hetchfizzel :
"stop producing such context and offending millions of peoples belief... c'mon man seriously a joke is a joke, but this is going a tad bit far, i mean u can talk about any subject but dont mess around with peoples faith like this its just plain wrong. im sure theres a law against this sort of thing... furthermore think and act ethically...."
It didn't copy the text properly.
lord451 2 years ago
man u just walked yourself right into a brick wall, how can u quote the freedom of religion/1st amendment when this is a prime example of tampering with someone's religion? how am i being hypocritical, where did u learn english son? lets explain hypocrisy = the practice of one claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which ones own behavior does not conform. You obviously know how to copy and paste, but not good at anticipating what u read. I asked for this to respect peoples beliefs. :)
hetchfizzel 2 years ago
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why do you hate God He is so good and merciful ....dont mock .
marielacristo 2 years ago
yes, drowning the earth and telling people to rape is merciful
spardaking 2 years ago
rape ??? i dont understand ...in what part of the bible is that ?
marielacristo 2 years ago
rofl, i take you you haven't read ANY of the bible
spardaking 2 years ago 2
Most Christians don't actually read the Bible. They just go by whatever bits their pastor cherry picks out.
As Penn & Teller once put it, nothing will make you an atheist (or at least a non-Christian) faster than actually reading the Bible.
Old Testament really shows God's love, and the saintly behaviour of his prophets and chosen people. Paragons of virtue who we should all strive to emulate. After all, as Christians like to remind us, modern morality is based upon the Bible.
AnonymousDiv0 2 years ago
true...
spardaking 2 years ago
"rape ??? i dont understand ...in what part of the bible is that ?"
That should be 'parts'. Plural, not singular.
We could start with Genesis 19, in which the oh-so just and righteous Lot offers his two virgin daughters to a mob of men who are looking for sex.
There's a somewhat similar tale in Judges 19, in which a concubine gets gang-raped to death. Then cut into pieces. While God himself isn't directly involved in the Judges passage, this is still supposedly *his* holy book.
AnonymousDiv0 2 years ago
wtf
Gvanillavodka 2 years ago
what alternative? hell? i don't believe in non-reality.........the only hell i've ever believed in was my marriage to my x-wife
dman16977 2 years ago 2
Yabba-dabba-doo!
Epic.
AnonymousDiv0 2 years ago
there is no god, there was no son of god........grow up, and enter the world of reality
dman16977 2 years ago
yes but the alternative sucks so why not?
DaemonDude1 2 years ago
you sound just like adam when he became an atheist. why don't you remove your hands from your ears?
uStIyOnV7384 2 years ago
what are you talking about? remove my hands?......typical christian......faith is the acceptance of the truth of a statement in spite of insufficient or contradictory evidence.faith is a cop-out.if the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then your are conceding that it cant be taken on its own merits
dman16977 2 years ago
if you want to make typical christian comments, make sure you're in fact talking to a typical christian. well I hope you enjoy your faith in Darwin's theory and all that, at least my way has purpose and a loving God. I'll take that over "man from apes to hole in ground" ideals any day.
uStIyOnV7384 2 years ago
Humans did not come from apes. Apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor.
If you "deny" evolution then you are pretty much denying modern biology.
chapio 2 years ago 4
which ancestor?
Gvanillavodka 2 years ago
The last known common ancestor between apes and humans is Pierolapithecus Catalaunicus.
chapio 2 years ago
Pierolapithecus Catalaunicus was an ape.
Not an extant ape, but still an ape.
Zekkron 2 years ago
humans ARE apes.
Zekkron 2 years ago 3
No we aren't.
Blink182plus44equ226 2 years ago