Every post paid envelope you can find from scientology & Dianetics. Fill it with a print out of Xenu Leaflet. Than tape it to a brick and send it back as a response. Best way to protest. Tell all your friend to do this. The church of scientology will have a huge mail bill and each letter opened will free one of their members. Once you red Xenu leaflet they kick you out automatically. Tell as many people as you can. Power of the many. A million people send bricks back that should do something.
@cream183st Click on my username. In my uploaded videos, there is the history of Xenu explained by Elron. The audio was recorded from his own mouth and was leaked onto the internet. It falls right in line with the story told in this video. Your church is keeping a big part of their doctrine secret. Why do you think they would do that? Think about it.
that is the most rediculous story i've ever heard , how in the hell does anyone know this stuff to be true or have any proof whatsoever in it . if you want people to have faith in this crap , you might want to make it a little more realistic . i might as well start a religion and say 5 billion years ago the tooth fairy came down to earth and made people out of teeth she collected from other planets , then one day they all flew away into a giant purple marshmellow and they ate it, producing human
Now that you mention it, I've been poor for a while, and with the cost of fuel and schooling, I would think it was about time to create a church dedicated to Chuck Norris. I mean, why not? If some science fiction writer can create a "religion" to draw people in, then what prohibits everybody else from creating their own religion with a cute, camp fire story? As far as I'm concerned, Stephen King would have wrote this story a hell of a lot more believable and interesting. As Sci-Fi goes.
Holy crap, Wise Beard Man! When I first heard the narration I thought it might be you(I didn't notice the account name right away)but wasn't sure. This was pretty dang funny. Do you have any more videos or material like this?
freeing from cluster of aliens, reincarnate as individual... and all that for 799.99$ ?? Wow :) Pity I'm still repaying the guy that freed my barn from unicorns...
@CthulhuTheGreat I simply burned my barn down, built a new one next to it and sold the Unicorn horns on the black market. Made quite a small fortune. As for the alien attacthed to me? I just named him Al and he is now my roommate. We get into all sorts of silly adventures alongside his reincarnated gf Sally.
isn't this story black propaganda released by the $cientologists to give us a bum stear? I saw stuff over 20 years ago that said this stuff was a hubbard science fiction delusion. The OT stuff I saw then was quite different. It amazes me how far this freaky story has come. No wonder you can't drop the scientolgy church.. Your using blanks from CIAnology mate.
Picture this if you will.. in the twilight zone. A drug addict man using a "religious system" to attain riches by raping its congregation. While discrediting any of its opposition by any means necessary to maintain their goal of global domination.
Dam! Sounds like one of Cobra Comanders failed plans.
It's actually just missing a few minor details - The reason they became clusters was because Their souls were captured with soul sucking machines and then dumped into cinemas where they had special 3d glasses (not making this one), and were shown hours of brainwashing material -- Religions. That's why they cluster - They think they're "one". And some minor stuff like hubbard describing what they used to sedate the people they took to earth. A mixture of alcohol and glycose.
XD You know the Church should have something similar to St Francis Day and audit the thetans out of animals. But then again there's not money in that...
Well, Anonymous has no problem with what they believe, that's not what we're about. Despite what Scientologists say, we are not against their beliefs, simply against their methods. Thanks for this WBM
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Every post paid envelope you can find from scientology & Dianetics. Fill it with a print out of Xenu Leaflet. Than tape it to a brick and send it back as a response. Best way to protest. Tell all your friend to do this. The church of scientology will have a huge mail bill and each letter opened will free one of their members. Once you red Xenu leaflet they kick you out automatically. Tell as many people as you can. Power of the many. A million people send bricks back that should do something.
roboptions 1 year ago
i guess that teh person who invented scientology must have watched WAAAAAAAAAAY too much star wars/ star trek.
AnimeLoverJuan 1 year ago
wow i am scientology and this is just a joke this video is outrageous
cream183st 1 year ago
Outrageous is Scientology constantly distancing itself from material proven to have been composed by its own founder.
irulehyrule2 1 year ago
@cream183st Click on my username. In my uploaded videos, there is the history of Xenu explained by Elron. The audio was recorded from his own mouth and was leaked onto the internet. It falls right in line with the story told in this video. Your church is keeping a big part of their doctrine secret. Why do you think they would do that? Think about it.
mmorgan0678 1 year ago
fantastic loved it!
dunelines 1 year ago
This is un...fuckin...believeable
BashinSkullz 2 years ago
He took that last moment to goof the floof. I'd do the same.
RedCrescentDemon 2 years ago
The Ruhlah!!!
LRonHubbardFuckFace 2 years ago
The funny thing is, they call those "Loyal Officers" loyal even though they betrayed Xenu.
RedCrescentDemon 2 years ago 3
Xenu is in the Phantom Zone??
steezy9705 2 years ago 2
thats a long life span
Mondas2007 3 years ago
he-man cartoons make more sense than this bullshit
how can anybody trully believe in this?
Richiebcfc27 3 years ago 3
and skeletor is a waaay better villain.
Sutorenja 3 years ago 3
that is the most rediculous story i've ever heard , how in the hell does anyone know this stuff to be true or have any proof whatsoever in it . if you want people to have faith in this crap , you might want to make it a little more realistic . i might as well start a religion and say 5 billion years ago the tooth fairy came down to earth and made people out of teeth she collected from other planets , then one day they all flew away into a giant purple marshmellow and they ate it, producing human
thmilthon 3 years ago 4
Now that you mention it, I've been poor for a while, and with the cost of fuel and schooling, I would think it was about time to create a church dedicated to Chuck Norris. I mean, why not? If some science fiction writer can create a "religion" to draw people in, then what prohibits everybody else from creating their own religion with a cute, camp fire story? As far as I'm concerned, Stephen King would have wrote this story a hell of a lot more believable and interesting. As Sci-Fi goes.
AngryRaptor 3 years ago
Holy crap, Wise Beard Man! When I first heard the narration I thought it might be you(I didn't notice the account name right away)but wasn't sure. This was pretty dang funny. Do you have any more videos or material like this?
GuanRy 3 years ago
freeing from cluster of aliens, reincarnate as individual... and all that for 799.99$ ?? Wow :) Pity I'm still repaying the guy that freed my barn from unicorns...
CthulhuTheGreat 3 years ago 15
@CthulhuTheGreat I simply burned my barn down, built a new one next to it and sold the Unicorn horns on the black market. Made quite a small fortune. As for the alien attacthed to me? I just named him Al and he is now my roommate. We get into all sorts of silly adventures alongside his reincarnated gf Sally.
lol
joelx200 1 year ago
Scientology is a stupid belief that was mad up by a silly man must I explain more.
Ven0m1985 4 years ago 4
what a joke lolz
mokacoffay2 4 years ago
isn't this story black propaganda released by the $cientologists to give us a bum stear? I saw stuff over 20 years ago that said this stuff was a hubbard science fiction delusion. The OT stuff I saw then was quite different. It amazes me how far this freaky story has come. No wonder you can't drop the scientolgy church.. Your using blanks from CIAnology mate.
diarbe 4 years ago
That is SO true!
analyzingfunny 4 years ago
Is goof the floof a direct quote from hubbard?
8488463p0wnd 4 years ago
yes, direct quote from audio recording.
watch?v=7BfQVzQzo5I
tharnax 4 years ago 3
Xenu is trapped in the Phantom Zone with General Zod & his minions!
rebbo12 4 years ago
Picture this if you will.. in the twilight zone. A drug addict man using a "religious system" to attain riches by raping its congregation. While discrediting any of its opposition by any means necessary to maintain their goal of global domination.
Dam! Sounds like one of Cobra Comanders failed plans.
Gungrave20 4 years ago 3
lawl..
h4xnoodle 4 years ago
Sniphph, sniphph... I smell large amounts of WIN in this video!
Gameboygenius 4 years ago 10
yeah, john travolta leaves his body to stay away from the pain of the shitty movies he's been in.
BombingCarpets 4 years ago 5
He left his body in Face Off to have sex with the director
glowinghandles 3 years ago
i can shoot fire and have x ray vision to check out girls naked , thats OT 7 for ya
dylanshane 4 years ago
Brilliant.
GOOF THE FLOOF.
lmao
tharnax 4 years ago
HEY ANON!
If somebody turns up on March 15 with a 'Xenu goofs my floof' sign,I will be SUPREMELY happy.
blackwhimsy 4 years ago
LOL win
junglist119 4 years ago
Thanks for fixing the vid WBM, my wife and I (we're an Anon houshold lol) were eager to see it
See you on the 15th!
EXPECT US
razgriz0n3 4 years ago
Who would win in a fight? L Ron Hubbard or Wise Beard Man? ANON leader (not really) versus Scientologists leader! lol The beard would annihilate him
God Bless
Pentecostal19 4 years ago
Wise Beard Man was once an Anon like us!
He is certainly our prophet.
carbuncular 4 years ago
I lol'd.
AnonJohnSmith 4 years ago 4
that one part where they were trapping Xenu reminded me of Zod from the Superman movie.
TheratMonkey 4 years ago 7
thanks for the video and info
you've saved me a lot of money, now i can concentrate on becoming OT4 :)
flowerpunkchip 4 years ago
haha, you're only on 4?! what a loser. i'm on, like, 35 already. at this level i don't even need to breath any more. it's pretty rad.
TextAndViolence 4 years ago 3
Remember kids...Xenu goofed the floof.
shinigami034 4 years ago 2
well, he was a science fiction writer. and a poor one at that...
lafayetteanon 4 years ago 2
It's actually just missing a few minor details - The reason they became clusters was because Their souls were captured with soul sucking machines and then dumped into cinemas where they had special 3d glasses (not making this one), and were shown hours of brainwashing material -- Religions. That's why they cluster - They think they're "one". And some minor stuff like hubbard describing what they used to sedate the people they took to earth. A mixture of alcohol and glycose.
EikC 4 years ago
Welcome to Masterbeard Theater!
xenubie 4 years ago 4
Welcome to Masterbeard Theater!
xenubie 4 years ago 3
HAIL XENU! One day, our Dark Lord will be free from the volcano!
AnethSvartalf 4 years ago 3
hahahahaha, great stuff Wise Beard Man!
Giru 4 years ago 3
XD You know the Church should have something similar to St Francis Day and audit the thetans out of animals. But then again there's not money in that...
TheOdderOne 4 years ago 5
Let's watch it again!
kingofthekrill 4 years ago 2
lmao...I wonder if this is actually what Scientology shows its members when they reach OTIII...
Anon514 4 years ago 4
LMAO, what makes this even more lullable is that its true! LOL
Dozzer 4 years ago 5
Beard Man was wise even before he was famous.
crazy87jim 4 years ago 5
Where is Superman ?
qwertdfsf 4 years ago 3
That was brilliant. I love the old Hannah-Barbara look to it. Way entertaining.
stonespiral 4 years ago 3
I can't believe that people can actually believe that crap.
Scientologists = Suckers
drukenhard 4 years ago 3
Well, Anonymous has no problem with what they believe, that's not what we're about. Despite what Scientologists say, we are not against their beliefs, simply against their methods. Thanks for this WBM
Schodas 4 years ago 3
True that, first you have to brainwash people and disconnect them from reason and logic in order get them to believe anything like that.
If they told people what they believed in when they first got them in then no one would go along with it.
I'd be more inclined to believe the Matrix is true, or the Force (as in Star Wars) is real......they are both much more believable.
drukenhard 4 years ago 3
Thats funny but true, the Matrix makes more frickin sense!
crazy87jim 4 years ago 6
I think Xemu is a pretty cool guy. Eh bombs aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
cockroachafro 4 years ago 3
all hail the beard man :)
cardante979 4 years ago 2
LMAO
MaximusDymentriX 4 years ago 2
awesome
niggazgoonandon 4 years ago
Epic lulz
FFandMMfan 4 years ago
This video made me goof the floof.
Great job!
ConanTL 4 years ago
Just 1 thing....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
<3
Fishandchipped 4 years ago
awesome XD
phpboxxx 4 years ago
first lol epic win! also hilarious!
vegetalordvegeta 4 years ago