confessions of a hipster

[Xveglentil24X]

she is smoking hot

[immakickyourass]

you're hot. call me. 1-800-hipster, with an "H".

[Spellbinder888]

Can't believe people are NOT getting this. How fucking stupid are people?? She's fucking brilliant.

[snoopdoggisking]

sorry but you tried a bit too hard with this

[beyondthelol]

I want to pound you.

With my penis.

[arandomtopic]

Express le style and emotions through my apparel problem !!!

[terrydribble]

Why do hipster men get so excited about clothes?

[Strangeryann]

I had no idea there was such a thing as a wannabe-hipster.

Thanks for showing me.

[CaptainCarthex]

I like monospaced fonts because I'm a computer science major.

[MsMarc1234]

I will bet my life that you are more annoying irl then this persona you are portraying

[emarosaboi]

the whole way through this video i had 'the dickhead song' playing in my head

[vampireravefan]

love this!

[nigastolemyyoshi1]

You're a cunt. 

[rellie1000]

Every generation has them .... Flappers... Beat poets... Punk Rockers... Grunge... College bands... We used to say we were "nonconformists" Obviously conforming to all the other nonconformists. Bless 'em. Everyone. Oh and those that make fun ironically give them the attention they crave. So fun to make fun though...wait until they see pictures of themselves 20 years from now... Keep on keeping on.

[flippadeal]

@rellie1000 well i don't think all hipsters are this obnoxious and pretentious there are many in new york that are... but I have met very few hispters whoo actually act this way... the ones in my school are really sweet, don't use complete nonsense vocabulary or over think anti conformism or speak about existentialism while referring to the philosophers with a terrrible french accent...most of them just like to listen to interesting music, sure they're blazee sometimes but none act like this

[flippadeal]

@rellie1000 just to follow up, the ones i know act really sweet and to a certain degree happen to dress like this because they enjoy the look... I guess I've met a few that are like this, but most of them are too dumb to string the words and conformism together, and probably don't know what plethora means... what I'm saying is not every idiot that wears these clothes thinks he or she is going against society, they simply enjoy interesting clothes and music

[OhWellOhWell3]

This is hilarious.

[chikari123]

I love this.

[dlane0308]

Isosceles is so mainstream.

[unitedcouture]

By making this video you are a Level 3 Hipster. Sheesh.

[newyorksgurl]

lol that some people are actually taking this seriously

[mangomoosey]

@WhatsAnAvailableName It's not funny to you because you don't have the brain capacity to understand half of the things she's talking about. She should have put a warning at the beginning of this video: Those with low IPs should not watch this video, you will mistake this as annoying to make up for your lack of intellect.

[ImScreamms]

@mangomoosey How did you accumulate enough information from that person's one comment to come to that conclusion?

[AlhoonArtur]

I tak ruchałbym

[gohome445]

wait are those the 3D glasses with the lenses taken out.

[ozarkmac]

Hahahahaa!

[SlayAddict]

I really enjoyed this. My favorite part was probably when my dick fired a ten foot harpoon of jizz right out my pants. Anyway, can i buy you some shit? Hit me up if you ever need one more guy to come hang inside your vastly populated friend zone full of dudes secretly mastrubating to your online hipster bullshit. In conclusion, I'd rate you a 5.5 out of 10 becease you have an anoying voice and own hipster glasses

21-12-2012 is the end of the world.

21-10-2012 End of porn with comdoms

[Breakingeorgia]

I actually find this so funny, I know people that are genuinely like this..

[joeybelladonna01]

HEY! You stole my grandma's reading glasses!!!!

[DropkickLar]

HA!

[Rainbowblacl227]

Lol. I hate hipsters

[superhetoric]

"for the love of m. ward" ... my god

[XxMissxJemzxX]

"equilateral is just not chaotic enough and isosceles is just so mainstream"

HA!

[MrBooBooCat]

this is possibly the worst video I've seen in a long time.

[ListerineMachine]

HAhahaha oh so accurate. -3

[somecleverline]

ahahah ;)

[telelevision]

fucking horribly unfunny. I despise you

[sedative3145]

Shutup

[johnnyex]

NOT FUNNNNNNNNY

[urbindex]

being a hipster is so mainstream now. mainstream is the new hipster. spread the word.

[Greendaylove1696]

@urbindex More like being hipster is so mainstream not being a hipster makes you a hipster. HIPSTERCEPTION!

[ShyPanonFiya]

InfiniteMushroom knows where its at

[singer0403]

I love that she complains about slanted ts and the ts on youtube are slanted..

[bbtel]

Just chillin around YouTube I came across You.

Not bad. You have lots to work with and the finished product (in progress) has much potential.

Do you like NIKON?

[CobaltIsNotReal]

This is satire isn't it?

[zachmartin20]

@CobaltIsNotReal ugh, typical sheep. You create a thoughtful important video and once the masses take hold of it they decide it's satire. As if everything was crafted to tickle their simple pathetic humors, ugh.

[CobaltIsNotReal]

@zachmartin20

Your post better be satire too.

[xXxAndySixxIsHotxXx]

"my life is beyond your comprehension" oh this is great. :)

[iloveourplanet2]

You're not a hipster if you acknowledge the fact that you're a hipster. Peaceout.

[SaraConwell]

@iloveourplanet2 im pretty sure she's just making fun of them..........

[MhairiDobbin]

Genius :D 

[fatlardshowernow234]

UGLY. FUCKING. GLASSES.

[joeycrime]

this is one the top 5 videos I've seen on youtube, no doubt.

[KrigoNine]

I drowned a hipster in a tributary.

...

It wasn't mainstream.

[CourtTheDorkyDork]

damn good vid! lol

people look to be their self, so they find these trends to make it seem like the style/trend is their personality. it actually makes them look like they know more about being something else other than themselfs.

[THHEEhellokitty]

What i a hipster?

[alexismorenitaxo]

Hahah this was SO GOOODDD best vid ive seen here!

[mackthelovely]

She's not hating on the idea of people being unique just merely showing the hypocrisy of people who do everything in the power to avoid anything labeled as mainstream but all end up being the same.

[xjames118]

I used to cut out tiny images of Robert Anton Wilson, Mark E Smith and the like, stick them on pennies, then use them to pay for blackjacks from a pencil-moustached newso. Then Squire told me this was a legitimate magickal invocation, and it was probably this that had started the recession. Hipsters - with great power comes -

[msdsdunning]

wow...some of you with the angry comments are WAY too serious. Guess hipsters don't come wtih a sense of humor. hahahahaha.

[drunkghostmonkey]

Sometimes being a hipster comes natural...not a trend...but I see what people are talking about when people try to stand out..but I guess society most throw a label on something that is not "normal"...

[scottlav18]

your a dumb bitch

[WeirdAsianVlog]

HAHAHAH xD omg i love the ending

[wobinidan]

I'm not a hipster, and I think you're an irritating cunt.

[WoWPunk1]

@InfiniteMushroom yo that's just life and it's hard, OH WELL, and how bout that Old Republic? It's an awesome game lol

[WoWPunk1]

Lmao!! Nice :)

[gwood2791]

Amazing! I used to love McDonald's...but then it went mainstream.

[WhatsAnAvailableName]

Your annoying as fuck. And yes, i realize this is all sarcastic, im not retarded. This girl is just incredibly irritating and not funny.

[BreakwaterAvenue]

@WhatsAnAvailableName Licking your wounds, hipster?

[SineadLaws]

@WhatsAnAvailableName You mean to say you're not your.

[musicforlife101]

@WhatsAnAvailableName Im sure a retard knows how to use your and you're properly.

[misskill3r]

haha you're still wearing silly bandz.

[ZRMockbee]

I'm in love with you.

[MichaelPetrino]

I've been called a cross between a geek and a hipster by a group of hipsters, what term would you use to describe someone like that?

[7dayspking]

@MichaelPetrino what the fuck so a hipster is like an Australian poser.? wearing the flanney shirts fucking cunts aussies have dressed like this for near a century now the fucking americans have started making a gay fucking trend out of it just like they did when they tryed to be "emo" and ended up being scene fuck off americans i don't even get this stupid fucking trend!

[201stars]

what baffles me is that their idea of being offbeat and different from society involves them being like each other. the only way a person can truly be different is by being themselves.

[7dayspking]

@201stars other than the glasses it's just another attempt for fat fucking faggot americans trying to be Australias that flanney shirt has always been worn by aussies you come down to the rugby club everyone who isn't a player will have one on it's the Australia thing and now these hipsters think it's different.? let me guess they listen to fucking hiphop to as i said before it's like when american faggs tryed to be emos and instead were scene kids listening to fucking screamo fucking americans

[201stars]

@7dayspking oh ok cool.

[InfiniteMushroom]

@7dayspking American culture is so fucked up and anomic that we're willing to copy anybody that seems better adjusted than we are. Too many Americans don't even know they are mindless consumers of culture schlock.

There's nothing left of the Old Republic anymore. Being an American feels like swimming in a public pool that hasn't been cleaned in decades. Wall Street Banksters openly piss into our pool from atop the diving board and dare us to do anything about it! We're cowardly serfs

[7dayspking]

@InfiniteMushroom i agree with what you said not into the economic shit though but i just hate how americans adopt something that wasn't a trend or a style and take it as theres and than change it to look stupid

[TadMey97]

Not a hipster. You posted this video on a known site. try friendster.

[PoTaTeRsX]

Are those 3D glasses? Haha those things are so damn versatile

[bobet01]

i like this because she's HOT and I like her. <3

[OriginalSwager]

You are so hot

[Sabrinaleigh01]

Sarcasm is a brilliant thing <3

[Swankyarmadillo]

I want you.

[thenomadsi]

she must be kidding or she is crazy

[aisha01020304]

hahaha, you made me laugh! (in a good way)

[moyisbick]

I'm to high for this

[Videogal7986]

Most Enjoyed

[JBeezify]

Would this be considered a monologue???

[dokurodeathangel2]

It would be better if her voice wasn't so monotone. :/

[singer0403]

LOL

[sscurlyfries76]

Ur pretty

[FloatingAnvil]

Is it sad that I know most of these references?

[MrPolishYankee]

LMFAO She talks like Anthony fantano aka TheNeedledDrop. lmfao

[ImTwixtorXD]

she was 17 when this was made...

[MrsJBxoxoxo]

this is the best thing I have ever seen.

[DrNefarious97]

BEING A DICKHEAD IS COOL

[imstupiddontblameme]

why do you describe my life???

[TREKZIEBOI]

well that was the most confusing 3 minutes of my life..

[BornBlondie]

haha great video! funny that people are taking this so seriously...

[aseaofbees]

awesome

[riga10]

Being a hipster is too mainstream, great vid btw ;D

[Jaksnacks]

"I can feel their spirits just rushing through my veins every time I take a picture with my fish eye lens" - haha quality.

[goneztar]

Haha, I really enjoyed that. Great job!

[MrKrewlty]

Fake glasses don't even. Wearing those glasses classified you as a mainstream wannabe. Besides if you were really a hipster you wouldn't put this video on you tube, its to main stream.

-no seriousness implied i got bored and wanted to rant-

[ChipperParrot]

I just died a little

[xxxeela]

lmao I love all the people calling you a bitch because they know it's true....

[TheDsfyhygd]

she even talks with her eyes closed shes a fucking pro

[TheDsfyhygd]

ha she dose a good job at it im impressed

[TheDsfyhygd]

im not shure what the differnce between a hipie and a hipster is but i do know their both fun to wach get beaten up

[portugaltheman6]

i get called a hipster alot, ha but im sure hipsters dont listen to insane amounts of EDM, and play skyim.. haha just sayin

[zbgarry]

... more like confessions of a bitch

[atm5426]

2,780 people are hipsters.

[PMSacr0sanct]

Make of hipsters and jump from 30 000 views to 1.5 mil! New Youtube tactic discovered.

[ILOVEWakingUpInVegas]

LMAO

[jdkit]

so many hipsters, and only 2 fists.

[mattyu2011]

@jdkit challenge accepted, rub em all out

[jdkit]

@mattyu2011 . Haha. You joining my quest?

[Asim2846]

OK, so ur not mainstream???

[acatiksel]

Reminds me of my ex all the way, except she didn't even hear of those philosophers. 

[Bodysmoker]

Don't care if this is a joke, i do not like you. You are a bitch. This is a common fact. Don't argue it. It does not work. Because i am an AI program. Artificial Intelligence... Duh...

[chones01]

I'm sure hipsters in no way affect your pop tendencies...go back to reading your Cosmo and watching American Idol

[apoco]

Best part of hipsters, they claim to be off beat and not following the "mainstream" and yet they all follow the same habits and buy the same things, and listen to the same types of music.

[yurismir1]

@apoco Agreed

[JordanECMusic]

@apoco No! Don't tell them that! Because then they all will start going to school in gimp outfits and shit!

[apoco]

@JordanECMusic But then they'll be put in jail for public indecency, or however you spell it, and they will be out of our way!

[darkbrowncasket]

All these comments and not one I can find about Maurice Sendak, ya know, the author illustrator of " Where The Wild Things Are"

[elmobluesux]

Marry me, and I'll learn a new vocabulary word every day to stay fresh. 

[classicrocker14]

She can't be real... posting that to Youtube is just too mainstream.

[ilovelongboarding201]

uploaded on my birthdayy :)

[MrAskurava]

allege ...

[thekillersfan11]

Ugh Andy Warhol... Reminds me of Mr. Brainwash from Banksy's Exit Through the Gift Shop...

[luvmusic798]

hipsters rawk

[AnotherMe21]

scalene triangle...I laughed out loud

[Killfists]

haha. I know a lot of people like this. And I gotta say. I hate hipsters, but I really do like some of their music.

[landerssd]

Fishes were hipsters so they left the ocean cause more fishes were given birth and looked just like them so they evolved and so on and so on..... now I'm a ball of energy in another galaxy but I feel like the dude next to me has the same entity as I do... so now I'm lost - Hipsters

[cunningham31113]

hahahaha 2,774 stereotypical hipsters have watched this

[thenomadsi]

???

[Xxnicoroxxx]

silly bands: wayy mainstream. lol

[TroyCottonJr]

What? hipsters are dicks. But this video was really funny.

[TearsOfWar1]

I listen to God Speed You Black Emperor! I guess I am hipster, since no one knows who the fuck that is when I mention them....

[Erasermau]

excellent!

I want you to know that me and my hipsters friends made a video to answer to yours, but we did it with a super 8 camera and we don't want to upload it to this mainstream video network, so we won't. But it's ok because our message is beyound your comprehension.

[afterdeathstudio101]

id tell ya'll how much of a Hipster i am not....... but you probably wouldnt get it....

[TearsOfWar1]

@afterdeathstudio101 Because hipsters don't admit they are hipsters. Admitting your hipster is not hipster.

[TearsOfWar1]

@afterdeathstudio101 you're*

[otterh]

I have a post-modern tattoo of a scalene triangle cracks me up every time. Thanks for the laughs

[Dylan20121]

you're not a hipster, you don't have an iphone xD

[jeremyneilkelley]

:-)

[IAmWWEman]

Funny stuff! Love it!

[laughboxfilms1]

I hate hipsters. Wierd dressing faggots who wear fake glassess and listen to crap like LMFAO.

[mylifeasginger]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[alexathebee]

No dipshit she's trolling.

I think she's hilarious.

[RulerofPanem]

Being hipster is too mainstream now, so now by being mainstream I'm hipster

[macdonaldgraeme]

youre sexy but i hate you

[grieftick]

I couldn't get over the fact that you sound and look 14. Otherwise, nice satire.

[91pv3]

you're trolling...

[PooPooFaceist]

yeah but i don't even make youtube vids. And still my youtube vids are way cooler than yours.

etc. and so on ad infinitum.

(plus i wear real feckiing glasses

[ImmaStar123100]

So apparently, going to the movies and keeping the 3D glasses then poking the plastic lens out of the eye holes and wearing them as glasses is hipster. COOL.

[s1adjan]

u need to stfu !

[OwlShapes]

Omg that was funny..and uhmmm I think some people are taking it a little to serious haha

[christopher6638]

wow

[benz1n0]

ppl can dress how they want, i'm cool with hipster style, but i see a mac and you're dead to me because the only reason you got that is to look cool and you're not. if someone wants to question me on that simply answer why you got a mac

[solointhespotlight]

I like how ALL of you people think you're so nice and the people who are so called "hipsters" are a-holes, sorry to break it to you but you making fun of someone just because they like music that actually takes an instrument to make and not just a computer, good clothing not overpriced crap from hollister, and can actually type something on a computer or a phone without having to shorten it to one syllable or three letters makes you COMPLETE a-holes. You're just all pedestrians - all the same.

[Monsikatzi]

@solointhespotlight Oh man, calm down o_O It's just a joke ^^

[monicasocal]

@solointhespotlight NAH!

[xxxeela]

@solointhespotlight I also like how one of your arguments is you hate people shortening words to "one syllable or three letters" and yet you can't even grow a hefty pair and say the word "asshole". Oh wait, is it ironic to contradict yourself?

And nice closing line - I had to stifle my laughter for that one. Horrible.

[fizixs1]

awesommeeee i hate hipsters, they destroyed nyc, this is sooo true

[TheLondoner2000]

Oh this is great!! I love this and must share with friends :D

[teabagger1981]

Lol I love the irony :) Well done.



[ApesMcCoy]

Damn...I'd like a slice of that cake.

[djalex0081]

you got it perfectly!!!

[EmoPandaMayz27]

i watch about10vseconds of this vid and i have aleady determind that ur a bitch

[toastedawesome]

@EmoPandaMayz27 Fail emo spelling.

[ltbadam]

This should be called "Shit Hipsters Say" lol

[MrIjustwanacomment]

i love you for this hahahah