KE$HA - GROW A PEAR W/ LYRICS ON SCREEN

[babystellagog]

Best song ever! I love it

[Abbsters109]

It's talking about growing & pears grow on a tree. common sense people. Why does it matter anyway? It's the full song with lyrics!

[KrystieNightingale]

People its Pear not Pair so shut up

[mycandyissour]

OMG SHUTUP FOR ALL OF U WHO R SAYING IT "PAIR" ITS MENT TO BE SPELLED PEAR!!!!! GEEZ.!

[shannenheart]

Ummmm. ITS GROW A PAIR!!

[MissLauren877]

@shannenheart no its not. She spelt it "pear" on the E.P for humor

[devinbequiet]

This reminds me of how i like, hit on a dude for whatever reason and he acts like atotal pussy, and here i am just waiting for him to realize that I'm fucking awesome and then he's all like, oshit i should have tapped that. And im just like, umadbro? u had your chance. 

[ceecee0110]

this song reminds me of my ex boyfirend who broke up with me over text an dthen spread stuff around about me and was like acting like a jerk child

[1290kttyct]

I LOVE THIS SONG, its so true to! Some guys are really sweet and you fall for them but then realize that they're pussies. So sad.

[Roro45smileyface]

i think i have been put off pears for life

[Floritia]

I am a serious grammar nazi, and I correct spelling mistakes ALL THE TIME.

But seriously, Ke$ha spelled her song as "Grow A Pear." It's not spelled incorrectly, it's a play on words. Deal with it.

[joshlevine103]

Is it true that this song was originally based on the inequities that are still prevalent in monogamous relationships? For example, Kesha's commentary on the ineptitude of her male partners proclivity for stoicism and hedonism is really a satire proclaiming the need for emotionally complex male partners.

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@joshlevine103 Oh man. This has to be my favorite comment ever. 

[aashburn147]

@joshlevine103

I do not know what literally 1/2 of those words mean or how to pronounce them!!

[RedDJBlueBboy]

@joshlevine103 Indeed dear sesquipedalion. Of course, she might be speaking of a natural fruit that grows on trees. She might have invested in an incredulously enormous set of pear tree farms. I have heard that business is about to boom, and Ke$ha's ready for it. That was painful to write like that /\ /\ I dont know how that guy did it....

[777cutie7pie777]

yes it is pear but means pair godamn cuz supposely the r shaped like pears i gues??

[mycandyissour]

@777cutie7pie777 lol

[am31599]

Yo you fuckin dumb ass idiots! Stop fuckin commenting that the person who was nice enough to mke this video for the people who dont have enough time to stop and listen with their simple ass minds to the video is spelling it wrong!!! You fuckin dumb ass blue waffles! It's supposed to be spelled 'Grow A PEAR' thats how she spelled it thats how she wants it, those dumb ass stubborn bitches who disagree go fuckin ask Ke$ha if she wanted to spell it like that cuz all yall r just fuckin dumbasses!!!!!

[victoriagaga01]

@am31599 LOL i agree!

[crisisconvergence]

@am31599 no, you're wrong. that's not how you spell it. nope.

[crisisconvergence]

it's called "Grow A Pair"!! learn how to read....

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@crisisconvergence You are truly stupid.

[crisisconvergence]

@ShannuhHeartbreakk trolololol

[xoxjennybabesxox]

@crisisconvergence No you are just trying to be a smart alik and you failed.

[crisisconvergence]

@xoxjennybabesxox i smart actually, smart enough to find a spelling error. you however, are dumb.

[xoxjennybabesxox]

@crisisconvergence What I and everyone else with a working brain are trying to tell you, is that Ke$ha MEANT to spell it like that. And don't talk about other people making spelling mistakes when you make a comment with so many mistakes. And if I'm so stupid, how did I get into the best collage in the UK? 

[crisisconvergence]

@ShannuhHeartbreakk NOPE YOU ARE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN'T READ. NOPE. NOPE. NO.

trolololo

[TheMonsterhighluvr]

@crisisconvergence no its pear and pear is saying as in a guys thingy

[eje98]

@crisisconvergence ke$ha spelt it like the fruit u would kno that if u payed attention or even ever looked up her album

[Abbsters109]

@crisisconvergence oh i'm sorry. I had no idea you were a grammer teacher!

[MissMadGab]

@crisisconvergence Seriously dude? Watch the friggin video and then we'll see who needs to learn how to read!

[MsKrazy108]

@crisisconvergence well thats nicee lmaoo

[Sockmonkey1011]

this explains my ex.



[HollywoodSTARSLyrics]

@Sockmonkey1011 hahahah same here, whatever was going through my head at the time xD

[kaileyandclaireshow]

Omg I love it agree?

[kishaxjuliet]

grow a pear? Pear what? Tree? I'd prefer he grow a PAIR of balls. I am not that into pears. I don't like how grainy their texture is..

[SamieD100]

I broke up with my Best friend (who was a guy) for this EXACT reason!

[veggie5820]

story of my life right now. hahahhahahha just broke up with my bf last night for these reasons exactly

[WatercolorsRape]

@YourGuardianAngelFan I don't hate her personally, I just think that her music is total bull shit. With no talent involved. You go look up "Kesha without auto tune" And tell me if that's talent.

[WatercolorsRape]

Holy fucking shit. Who even likes this shit? She has no talent at all. She can't fucking sing at all. It's terrible.

[UrWatchinDaMaster]

all of the people saying that it's Pair not Pear well obviously you didn't watch SpongeBob Squarepants when you were younger so now you don't have a sense of humor

[blueburry19283746]

i love this song



[tjlasko7]

It is pair. She means a pair of balls

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@tjlasko7 You think with all the comments you'd realize that she did indeed spell it PEAR on the EP. lol. it's HUMOR.

[steph4353]

Ha I LUV this song and I luv looking thru the comments and seeing all the stupid ppl trying to be smart and say that its spelled "pair". Lol dumb ppl are hilarious

[shirt176]

when i first saw this,i thought it was HALARIOUS idk why,i just found it HALARIOUS!

[LonelyWolfesss]

And yes people, she means pear.

Sarcasm. Learn it. She knows what she's doing.

[LonelyWolfesss]

When I think grow a pear somethings I think of a pear tree c:

[madysenalbrecht]

hahaha thats so funny hahahahahahaha

[Amela133]

Hey a friend said to me, "Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair bro." It's when someone calls you week, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird because testicles are the most sensitive thing in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you'd be a lot more vulnerable. If you wanted to be tough...... you should grow a vagina. Those things can really take a pounding. ---Sheng Wang!<3

[blooguii3]

The 57 who dislike this song are the dudes who need to grow a pair

[menaluci424]

Her lil bro used 2 go 2 my school :D and at lunch she gave out a lot of signatures and Kesha bills :0

[TheStereoFashion]

This is song awesome.

[stumpy495]

einhs

[ilovejonasbrotshers]

this song is a lot better faster...

[ChippyWalli]

hahahaha this reminds me of someone

[jenabenabeanable]

Before correcting someone on spelling maybe you should do your research first! Ke$ha spells it PEAR not PAIR. I have the album right in front of me...so I do believe some of you should apologize for being ignorant. Its a song...artist are going to spell things the way they want to! Ignorance and not knowing what you are talking about makes you look like a fool in the end!

[0079navyseals]

I think u mean grow a pair not grow a pear like she isn't like talking about a fruit she is talking about some balls

[aquaglitterlove]

@0079navyseals no she spells it pear sweetie.look it up before you start shit

[10thLobbyPls]

Why does everyone spell "pair" as "pear"? I don't think Ke$ha is so desperate for pears (fruit) that she refuses her lover to call her until she grows some pears. Grow a pair is a euphemism for manning up..

[Teregliff16]

@10thLobbyPls Oh, person. I don't think it could be made any more clear.

[Teregliff16]

This is an amazing video. Most people that make these don't know english very well. So THANK YOU

[Purple14Orange11]

Holy crap! You guys are looking like dumbshits! If you don't like the way she does stuff, then dont watch the fricking video. If you actually liked Kesha, then you would'nt care and you would just listen to her music, not act like.... lets be honest, an _ass_

[unintentionalkiss]

omg whats with all the arguing on this video, if you really want to know if its pear or pair look at her album, pair might be correct but kesha was making a joke so make sure you know what your talking about before you start arguing... and why cant you just enjoy the music.......

[MaliceDollKillsYou]

@7134Mimi Wow, she says grow a pair, not that she wants them........

[everythingtaken19]

In her lyrics of course

[everythingtaken19]

Well how do you love some one if you only want one thing from them? (sex)

[MaliceDollKillsYou]

@7134Mimi She's saying GROW a PAIR, I'm such you hear the expression grow some balls, well that's pretty much what she's saying, gosh you people are immensely obtuse.

[MaliceDollKillsYou]

@7134Mimi PEAR is not a penis, it's PAIR, but to make it funnier she put PEAR.

[skoorstad]

I think she means... grow a peach?

[MaliceDollKillsYou]

@7134Mimi Umm no, it's pear because it's PAIR, as in balls.

[Kanani1199]

when you grow a fruit you can call me back!! loLz!!

[MeekakittyNumber2]

uhm, pear as n, pair of balls? duhh ahaha nd a pear doesnt look like a penis? balls n uh dick look diff? lol duh.

[aoihono]

@MeekakittyNumber2 it's humor, dude

[CROSS292]

@MeekakittyNumber2 GO DIE YOU FUCKING MORON BITCH ASS TROLL COCK BITCH ASS NUTS DONKEY FUCKING MANGINA ASSHOLE!

[amber7402013]

I seen her in concert and she picked some boys from the audiance and had a guy in a pear costume dancing on the boys.. Then towards the middle of the song this guy in a penis costume came out and danced on them also.. Its was epic.

[DanaFooz]

I saw a pear in the supermarket then i started singing this in my head LOLOLOL

[karleysue101]

I love that song!!! :D

[orchidflower16]

manginas . hahah ;D

Check out my Grow a Pear Music Viddeeo ? xD

[iplaycello2]

"And no, I don't want to see your mangina." Hahaha

[cupcakechickie]

EVERYONE CAN FUCKING STOP! AND MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUISSSNESS HERE KAY???

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@cupcakechickie How are you going to tell someone on comments to mind their own business when they aren't even talking to you in the first place? Lol. Hypocrisy at it's finest.

[cupcakechickie]

@ShannuhHeartbreakk Hypocrisy? Hipocrsim! and imnot a hippocrit

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@cupcakechickie Hypocrite* It's pretty sad when a browser has spell check and you STILL spell things wrong.

[MrHearThis]

@ShannuhHeartbreakk If you have nothing nice to say, then dont say anything...

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@MrHearThis Did you not see the beginning of this conversation? Lol. 

[marcus199227]

@cupcakechickie hahaha poor speeling equals FAIL

[LMFAOes]

@Aierrvah hahaha nooo PARE as in humor get a sense of it

[011mikki]

@Aierrvah well guess what you spelt pair wrong too, if your going to correct someone at least learn how to spell, and on the album kesha spells it as pear (like the fruit) on purpose...

[bleachforever21]

@Aierrvah thanks for staiting the ovious

[dedicatedtomusic13]

it's alright.

spelling, is spelling.

it's not freaking crack if she does it.

plus, she's done her research about it. it's obvious it doesn't matter if it's 'pear' or 'pair' or for the heck of it 'square'.

so, shut up, and listen to the song.

gosh. (:

[cupcakechickie]

@dedicatedtomusic13 mind your own fucking buissness

[koolaidrules123]

UR duMM

[LenaRoseM720]

Actually, it's not Pair as ina Pair of balls! Its PEAR like the PEAR symbolizes a dick! Look up the LIVE video og Grow A Pear and you will see!!!!! By the was, great job on this video!!!

[cupcakechickie]

@LenaRoseM720 no dumbass its PAIR

[mrkatiekatiekatie]

like it even matters how she choose to spell it! hah its amusing really...

[RBDfan2300]

(sigh)... so many people that dont understand the ways of kesha.... smh -__-'

[tattooedlover21]

I'm increedibly amused by all the grrr angry comments going on, about people being so psycho over the work pear or pair. It's Pear people, if she wrote the lyrics like that then it's supposed to be spelt like that and dont be going all crazy on the person who created this video becusae she decided to spell it the 'right' way, as was the way that Kesha spelt it when she wrote the song. Really people stop acting like ten year olds fighting over their favorite barbie!

Anywho i loved it!!

[cupcakechickie]

@tattooedlover21 its increibly annoying dipshits like you cant mind there own freakin buissness

[PuppetGirl46]

@Aierrvah idiot its PEAR!!! as in food are you tht stupid? look it up its grow a PEAR!!! a joke saying he has none!!! are you in a special class becouse you should!!



[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@Aierrvah Obviously you don't own the EP. She spelled it PEAR. Her album is FULL of sexual puns/innuendos. So shut the hell up and do your 'research' before you try criticizing me. Thanks ;)

[cupcakechickie]

@ShannuhHeartbreakk Why dont you shut the fucking hell up your the dumbshit here bitch. so stop fuckin talking shit about my sister Aievrrah oh and your welcome btw bitch it wasnt critiziem duh!

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@cupcakechickie Yes, i'm the dumb bitch yet you're the one who is trying to insult me through cuss words. I didn't call your sister a dumbshit. lol. You're adding your own words into that one. Not my fault you take the internet too seriously :)

[cupcakechickie]

@ShannuhHeartbreakk omfg just stop it and by the way u did call her a dumbshit so noim not addding my own words duh

[LMFAOes]

@shannuhHeartbreakk biatch please stop hating on ke$ha and GTFO of here K thanks biatch buh bye.

[theangelheart5]

@ShannuhHeartbreakk You GO GIRL you tell them!

I would have the same thing you said!

[theangelheart5]

@ShannuhHeartbreakk You GO GIRL you tell them!

I would have done the same thing you said!

[cupcakechickie]

@ShannuhHeartbreakk your fucking annoying

[Kenzi8907]

the funniest thing about this blog is that people hate on you for simple typos but they refuse to look up the lyrics before they try to change a word in the song. And although everyone knows what she is referring to-she is saying pear, as in the fruit.

you did a good job with the video, and haters gonna hate no matter what-dont let that stop your sunshine! =]

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@Kenzi8907 Thank you, dear! :) xox

[1616blackrose]

Best song ever!!!!!!!!!

[Smileitscarlyx]

its pair.....

[keylimepie99]

@Smileitscarlyx no its not its pear as in the fruit its a joke duhhhhh

[PuppetGirl46]

@keylimepie99 yeah you get yo ass bac on facebook

[ambybear1497]

@Aierrvah who gives a damn! For gods fuckin sake its a song and you are WRONG! Ok so why dont you go look for your self so why dont you shut the hell up before you get kicked in your PAIR of balls

[cupcakechickie]

@ambybear1497 i think you should shut the fuck up cuz obvisously you know nothing about aierrvah!! shes my SISTER!!!!! SISTER!! as in GIRL!! somind your own buisssness and yes its freaking pair!!

[InvaderPyr0]

@KolSmile that's reassuring. Thanks for telling me where my life is gonna go.

[VidJudge1]

I don't fate guys with manginas XD

[7DaysPassion]

Lmao. Ho trippin'. She be whinin' about how a man acts. Hypocritical bitch. xD

[xxSaidSheLikeItxx]

If you don't love Ke$ha something is wrong.

[JBiebsFever446]

I LOVE KE$HA, I wanna be Just like Her :)

[CitizenSnips1]

slut

[sparkeey2]

It's so bad that right now, this explains the relationship I have with my boyfriend =.='

[MsJasperWhitlockHale]

and... no i dont wanna see your man-gina. gotta love kesha:)

[iamsarahmae24]

you are really BRAVE and AWESOME! especially to those who are your "critics" :)

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@iamsarahmae24 Thank you :D

[susiefiedd14]

Finalllyyy, all the other ones were sped up for some reason :/

[AlexaDanielleLeone17]

This song sucks big time! I hate it!

[sassy741321]

@AlexaDanielleLeone17  when u grow a pear u'll love this song :D

[nessea91]

lol

[puppabella6]

Weird song lol but good

[lexyhams]

Why do people give such big of a shit about spelling..... :-/

[taylorbeb7]

welll. i think the song is the other meaning. not fruits. but im not here to judge the songg [even though is funnier] anaywas, good job with the videoo. (:



[simplewhimsy]

@taylorbeb7 I think it might have to do with the dude either going full out woman and being a chick friend (pear=uterus) or actually being a man and being able to do the hubba-hubba again (pair=testes) -- but the whole acting like a girl and expecting to get laid as a dude is not working. Play on words.

[raspberryviky17]

&& NO i dont want to see your mangina BEST PART XD lmaaoo

[msmusicprincess123]

When you grow a pear call me back!!

Me and my friends listen to this at lunch all the time.

Check out my channel

[Dumieess]

41 People Need to Grow A Pear . (:

[Kristen141]

49 people thought they clicked the Dis-I-Like button!

[garris36]

its vage not vag

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@garris36 LOL, it's vag. "vage" is pronounced as "vay-ge". Learn to your words before you try to criticize me.

[davill2005]

@garris36 You absolute retard, how can you go take a high ground to somebody on the spelling of a word that's actually slang! There's no incorrect or correct spelling to this words as it is not in the dictionary, and for your information if it were to be in the dictionary as an abbreviation of the word vagina it would in fact be spelt "vag" not "vage" where's the e in vagina? You absolute fool!

[TehAnimatid1]

@garris36 ._.

wow

just

wooooooow

-facepalm-

[reesee02]

reminds me of chaz bono

[PoNyCHaMp102]

I hate when people complain about stupid crap like the spelling! It's so dumb. You did a great job w/ this vid!

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@PoNyCHaMp102 Thank you!

[pippylunalove]

@PoNyCHaMp102 the person complaining about spelling made the video.

[christab1234]

And no.. I don't want to see your manjina ;)

[kaka29956]

Firstly: people are sooooo stupid ><

Second: they think theyre always right?? xD

Third: I love your videooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(­: you did greatt^^

[Renee5836]

I love your version of the song and lyrics. This video is great! <3

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@Renee5836 Thanks, love! :) xox

[hexgrl237]

luv luv luv luv lub Ke$ha.. and also the note at the beginning of this. XD "dumb shits" lmao luv it .

[CosplayinMoron]

Cant we all just get along? D:< I mean dude, you dont like? Go away. I loveee the sexual pun she uses in this song btw~

[BaiibehBoo]

gotta love her honesty (y)

[inspirationhug]

haha @ ShannuhHeartbreakk your come backs are epic!!! gj on defending Ke$ha! :)

[JenBoeds]

I just ended my relationship, and this is excatly how he acted lol. this is what i told him too. the funnny part i found this song a few hours after i broke up with him.

[rudesskeys]

have you ever worked in a professionally equipped studio, shannunheartbreakk? if you have you'd know kesha hardly writes any portion of the song and auto tune is the greatest thing that has happened to the talentless as every line and every verse with music notation is clearly auto tuned so i dont know where you get foundation for saying she has a voice.. not to mention the producers who make her beats clearly take their influences from early 90s super nintendo video games.. end point: terrible.

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@rudesskeys Ke$ha DOES write a lot of her own songs and we ALL know she uses auto-tune, you don't have to repeat that to anyone twice. But if you actually look up NORMAL videos - not professionally recorded songs of her, you can hear she has a sexy/raspy rock n roll voice. Just because the beat is dancey/seems like it's influenced by a video game, doesn't mean it's not music/not good. Just because YOU specifically don't like it, doesn't mean other people can't/won't.

[rudesskeys]

@ShannuhHeartbreakk watch ke$ha live? what a waist of time, its impossible to get through the studio album. i dont care what people listen to and all you did was enforce your opinion on me. what i dislike about Ke$ha is her unbearable mediocrity.. but can you help me with finding evidence that she writes a lot of her own songs? if she does, she is a Blind Animal who Parties at a Rich Dudes House and Blow(s). I guess she R who she be

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

@rudesskeys No, i'm not talking about her live videos from shows. Those are shitty quality. There are a few videos of her just sitting there singing in front of a camera with her friends. & if you have the album (which i'm assuming you don't) she has writing credits on every track. & not to be rude, but if you take her lyrics seriously then the joke is on you. She's a comedic artist..and it's obvious through her sexual puns/lyrics.

[badasslazergun]

@rudesskeys if you would take the time to look at her live performances, she sounds equally amazing as she does on the autotunes so please just look it up before you criticise please? :)

[rudesskeys]

@badasslazergun look i cant have a formal argument over this with either of you because you both have the belief that kesha live is good, after checking her solo stuff in clubs it is not even remotely as impressive as girls i graduated highschool with... but thats my opinion. i still hold onto the belief that she is a banal incubus whos producers have set her to this earth as a parasite to lower the standard k thankyou.