Ned Calls Wheaton College

[kipikawaii708]

maniacal messiahs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Krissj100]

Best line:

Jesus died for our sins, but that don't mean he had to like it; you see, he's fucking pissed!

[ptrgrffn627]

We killed 6 million people.... Whos next

[KingEyebrow]

why did howard never see how talented this guy is?

[kaybigballer28]

My sister goes to whea

[MickCorgi]

Holy... Jehova's witness do knock on the door 9 o'clock on Saturday morning in Japan...

[workingklass0]

"Jesus said 'Thou shall go forth and spread the word of God. And if thou comes across non-believers, he shall fuckth them up real bad.'"

[emmthreejonny]

Maybe some bored "intellectual" in the future decides College is offensive to non-college graduates. PC is scary.

I'd think in the future every word is offensive that we'd have to stick to one to describe all? Sounds Orwellian.

[RailfanAlek4829]

This Ain't Sunday School, This Is Football. LOL

[iloveniggers1000]

i'd love to slap this bitch silly

[tbrown410]

"Sir, I think you need to pray" LOL

[Chinkeyface]

"He shall fucketh em up real bad"

[MrKriltson]

Go forth and spread the word of god, and if ye comes across non bielvers thou shall fucketh them up real bad

[africacarey]

no matter who he calls they all laugh a lil

[backwoodsredneck420]

christians today are a bunch of pussy's...lmfao ned

[jdsledhead]

Sir, I think you need to pray. LMAO

[XxJL33xX]

hahahaha Jesus said thou shalt go forth and spread the word of god, and if thou comes across non believers, he shall F*cketh them up real bad xD

[a0eoj]

I think she liked it. She laughed before hanging up the last time. She had to hang up because Ned was telling the funny truth and she had no defense. I bet their football team really sux dix.

[ElBlyfoto]

oh my gawd

[youzz33]

LMAO these are so fake but they are pretty funny.

[fuckwhore23]

@youzz33 how are they fake

[Lizardo277]

"this aint sunday school this is football""

[MrMayDX08]

ROFL!!!!!! Ned is DA SHIT!!!!!!

[TishaUSA]

LOL! " crist way or the highway thats what I say"

wtf! xD

[xXxXXEm0AnGeLXXxXx]

ROFL Wheaton Nazi's THAT IS EPIC

ROFL!

[paulusarab]

the manical messiahs angry jesus flipping the bird lolo

[SpringChatty]

This ain't f*ckin sunday school, its football !

[trellowenstonyromo]

no thats bullshit jesus died for our dunkin doughnuts:)

[TheMiamifuentes]

I believe thats corinthians 3:16

[KingDingaLing090]

"Jesus didnt die on the cross so people can stand around and not believe in him." ahaha

[airplaneking]

Not a christian attitude? This bitch must have never read the bible.

[MickCorgi]

There people answering to Ned's call are great. At least they are more professional in acting than Hollywood actors and actresses.

[aiman21688]

You cant judge a religion based on a fraction of the entire religion. Doesnt care if its christian or muslims. I know many very kind christians and also very kind muslims. There are always the goods and the bads. So can you guys stop saying muslims are bad / christians are bad?

[pr0npwn3rer]

haha, she couldnt help but laugh at those fucken stupid jehovah witness's

[4ThomasAllan]

The Wheaton Nazis, we killed six million people, who is next?

[MickCorgi]

Jehova's witness aren't scary enough.

"Political correctness" might be scarier.

[NiggaJukeyJohnson]

funny as hell.

[DrivenUpTheWall1]

what do you call a man in a wheelchair playing darts? ...... the chairman of the board !

[fresnowfo]

Hello??? Hello????

[daming209]

you can't judge if that's a christian attitude

[Dorkus89Malorkus]

@daming209

Actually most are.

[Beardiebreeder]

chirstians are not pussies srry...but the rest is funny

[Pooternackle]

well they kinda are, they dont run around spreading the religion through violence like the muslims do

[Beardiebreeder]

thats cause muslims, im sorry if this offends anyone, are morons who dont know how to do anything right! thats why they blow themselves up!

[ludwig697]

i usually love ned but

why say this about jesus , that just aint funny

[fobbyness]

he makes fun of everything

e.g. his crayola call had variety

and he made fun of rednecks when hes a redneck himself

[Timmay123456789]

lol yes, yes it is funny

[thangQanime]

Ned is the SHIT!

[stevostevie]

"He shall fucketh him up real bad."

ROFL!

[EdgeRatedR007]

we killed 6 million people, whos next?? lololol

[Sarahon06]

"That don't mean he had to like it. " lulz

[AFriggenMoose]

Wheaton College?

as in Wheaton, Illinois?

[maksusername]

The girl sounds like Sheila on Red vs. Blue.

[oMRkiiTTyPoOpYaHoO]

holy shit this is the funniest man on utube i never laughed this much before

[wesellcoffee]

she sounds like the same bitch he called at the pickle factory

[laekkonmcdaniel]

wheaton nazis slogan= we killed 6 million people: whos next??? lmao

[cheezyman2k7]

thou shall fucketh' them up!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[sqemishfish]

"yes yes, we seem to have been diconnected."

[orcslayer25]

why does everyone that Ned calls care what his name is?? They're all super annoyed at first and then all of a sudden they all stop and ask his name and carry on like nothing happened.

[scandlabra]

Also, he manages to get the same person on the line after repeated calls to the same place...that almost never happens.

[ImayStalkU]

This isn't done all at once.. There's a lot of editting that takes place, he may ask for a certain person or deparment. If it's a hotline he just hits 0 intill he gets the operator.

[thebadguychico]

because it's an act. all the people on the other end of the calls are part of the act.

[MrTitantronv]

LIesss

[NathGeorge9]

isnt it natural to ask someone's name?

[freakette84]

"you need to pray sir" LOL

[LeandroCenturion]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

[nossilent]

I am sorry we seem to have been disconnected

[TR86]

lol i love how this guy always calls back after they hang up and says hmmm we must of have got disconnected

[Aegialeus]

LMAO she started to come around there at the end withe the little giggle

[afrikaisplanetofapez]

adlers yous iz gay

[AirForcedude5]

LOL you shal fucketh them up real bad

[Apostate101]

I want my football team to be renamed the Nazis.

[SasukeUchiha2166]

rofl i love how that got +6 XD

German ftw

[Chinkeyface]

@Apostate101 lol we killed 6 million people... whos next

[12345alec1]

lol

[steburton]

"The Wheaton Jehovah's Witnesses"....what a great name for a football team. Who would want to play them? Pretty scary name...

[peppermint23]

You are amazing NED!

[dranakan]

we killed 6 million people...who's next?

[em4ejc]

that would definitely put fear in the opposing team

[adler234639]

you are just a pussy

[TonLars]

Look at you, youre a German computer nerd faggot. Im stronger and faster than you so im not sure what kind of cunt that would make yourself?

[adler234639]

Considering I can pull back my 120 (365 fps)pound bow, hit the target most of the time at 250 yards; I am better then you. I hate to act better then others, and people who like to act better then others; but you are just some stupid raciest redneck. My english isn't the best, but better then yours. I run 10 miles a day, and i have a 4.0 in school. I am not shure what thpe of cunt I would make, I have not tried.

[TonLars]

Im glad youre in shape (although its more likely you are exaggerating your running). However, you are still a computer nerd faggot that is definitely not "better than" me athletically. Do you play a sport semi-professionally or better? No, you do not. If you hate to act better than others than do not be a nazi and call people childish names because they do not think a video is funny. Your English is clearly not at my level either. You belong in a concentration camp if you actually think it is.

[JonO387]

I would got to Wheaton if they were the Maniacal Messiahs. LMAO

[shkibeta]

Very Good stuff. My first video I have seen about this guy and I already like his humor.

[DeutscheKnecht]

uh... that woman was stupid the crusaders didnt go to the holy lands to kill everyone that was non-christian, they went to take it from the muslims(well um the muslims did the same thing to christians)

[allteesup1]

All bow before the great St Ned.

[AtheistDiscGolfer]

Awesomeness! Awesomeness! Awesomeness! Awesomeness! Good times,to "hell" with fucktarded IDiots.

[jfcwtfusernames]

ah Ned, you're so fucking funny!

[Gwaithmir]

This should be on Crank Yankers. LOL!