The Passion in 5 seconds

[Allroundmoviemaker]

Did he die?

[Keybladezeldaawesome]

@Rstar095 I disagree 100% with you

[Rstar095]

Christianity is Mythology, and so is mostly every other religon. In a century or two, it will seem as ridiculous as the Greeks gods stories. Now I'm not saying there is no god, there still may very well be one, but I dont think he will really care if we are worshipping him. Hell is a way to scare people into religon. But the funny part is that hell never really existed in Christianity untill recently. All those christians that say "pick up a bible" how about you pick up a science or history book

[KingGopherNuts]

Well done

[DJBucca]

This is so fucked up lmfao

[chris618007]

Bahahahahaaa

[apestaartje321]

Damn that movie was garbage.

[apestaartje321]

LOL this sums it up perfectly.

[yodaddyxx]

that scream didn't even happen in the movie

[FranzKapranos]

@yodaddyxx It happens on the director's cut edition.

[INbredMonarchy]

Laughing at this ridiculous movie doesn't mean you're laughing at Jesus. Chill out folks!

[walkingdeadish]

this video is so true. thats all you need to see

[ESBrothers]

my favorite part is when he yells

[anythingnew]

Wait everyone! If Jesus is real and he's alive today, I bet he'll be remembering that moment and laughing too, right?

[ExtremeMadnessX]

LOL super serious debate about religion in video of just 9 seconds. Why so serious, life is too short for that crap, enjoy life and laughed a little.:-)

[zaero7]

HUEHUEHEUHUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUE

[Airsoftattack123]

HAHAHAHA LOL

This movie is pure propaganda. It is 2 hours of a guy getting tortured. I am Jewish and I noticed a increasing number of people calling me "Christ killer" and "fucking kike" after this movie came out. Its pathetic, and anyone who was guilt tripped by this movie for fills a centuries stereotype.

Mel Gibson and his antisemitic shit strike again.

[xWeMakeVidsx]

1022 people prefer to burn in hell.

[xWeMakeVidsx]

That was really stupid.

[AMY1213141]

Stupid

[jwa1151]

we are going to hell for laughing at this but the director is good because he made billions off of selling it to the masses...right thats fair lol

[philliy105]

Keep pressing 5 and thank me when you stop laughing

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@philliy105 I won't thank you, but I will feel sorry for you when you go to hell.

[philliy105]

@xWeMakeVidsx Don't feel sorry for me i already know i'm going to hell might as well have fun on the way down!

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@philliy105 Why don't you do something about it? God IS real, it may be incredibly hard to believe but he is. I was lucky enough to be brought up with faith by my parents. Not until i was 14 until did i truly start to believe. If you put the time into it and have support from your peers, you'll take half the time I did.

[typhhons]

I don't care what anybody says about this video. It's really good! LOL

[MasterOverlord100]

i am a laughing hellboy



[marf7245]

i feel from my chair laughing o my god i see you guys in hell

[Spic173]

ROFLLFMAO!

[LeaKasso]

Really??? I don't know what broke my heart more..watching this video or reading the comments....

[TheMasquerade6]

omg hahahah

[xHannahxNicolex]

this is awful

but one of the funniest things i have ever seen..

[blondmop92]

well, looks like 996 people are going to Hell.

Make that 997 people going to Hell.  See ya there!

[Zodist]

@blondmop92 Count me in.They serve bbq steaks and beers down there by the fire.Free of charge.

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@Zodist yeh, goodluck with that.

[Zodist]

Thank God I,m an Atheist.

[IsoPahaSulatejuusto]

@Zodist It's funny how that sentence didn't acually make any sense.

[kolaidman67]

@Zodist ironic comment

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@Zodist Don't you mean:

"Thank, I'm and Atheist"

Why thank God for the death of his son?

Goodluck in the future...

[TheGuyBehindThePC]

@Zodist me too. Cause i still ask me who created god or the universe

[keyino]

hahahha im keepin watchin from 0.04 loool...cant stop

[Lashman424]

lol im going to hell omg but i cant stop laughing

[4sz5sz6sz]

Jesus disliked this video 146 times.

[hierro09]

damn, after reading the comments i dont feel so bad... i just cant stop laughing to this xD lol!!!

[RyokuKokugen]

988 people may be going to hell

but 146 people have no sense of humor

[sirdoodlebug219]

@RyokuKokugen Amen to that ;)

[GEXGE11]

145 persons have parkinson simptome

[greiteneis]

best scene from the exorcist ever

[greiteneis]

150 people are now going to purgatory...1000, to hell

[krishlaadens]

Lulz everybody laughed just like i did and .. :D THEY'R GOING TO HELL :|

[TheComedation]

I can't believe I laughed... I'm a fucking dick...

[ctopsmetalfish]

Oh my god!!!! LOL

[MrObjection23]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this was so fuckin funny....and the best part is that I dont have remorse

[therealplease]

This was hilarious. Keep God out of California

[sheszbaddyoo93]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO God Im Sorry LMFAO

[nerogow1224]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... Im going to the hell, but HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[DrShmietenhagen]

Keep hitting 5...

[POMGitsSaraa]

omfg this is so bad but i am crying so hard laughing right now hahahahahahaha rofl

[pstchaseki]

Was that the "Wilhelm Scream"?

[tgh00ker]

@pstchaseki Nope, that was the "Jesus Nazarenus Rex"-scream. It's pretty common in the New Testament movies.

[McSuperfly101]

@pstchaseki No.

[Stevesk0011]

@pstchaseki no

[pstchaseki]

@Stevesk0011 Hey is your profile pic from the "Exorcist" or "American Werewolf in London"?

[Stevesk0011]

@pstchaseki exorcist

[mattaddison19]

Made me laugh.. But this shit's wrong! 

[ionea89]

@mattaddison19 so why you laughed? :P

[killeraddiction]

ThatGuyWithTheGlasses will always have the best '5 second movies'. All of these other imitators suck.

[tomyv1661]

yup- that preitty much sums it up-

[DomoMichael]

we all going to hell guys HAHAHAHA omg!!! xD cant stop laugh!!! xD

[SilverAliisza]

AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA TOOO TRUE

[DomoMichael]

@SilverAliisza JEAH JEAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDD HEELLL

[jmoneyboy08]

LMFAOOOO YO IM DYIN OVA HERE

[HollowHeadMask]

...yep that's about it

[RomAmbisyoso]

this is not funny

[MyLOLPwny]

@RomAmbisyoso this is hilarious

[0007Laranja0007]

You know the best part? I didin't actually see this movie but for what a heard this basically sums up the whole thing so.....now i can say i saw The Passion.

[SmashingPumpkin316]

well maybe if the actor wouldnt scream like homer simpson, we wouldnt be going to hell. F*** MEL GIBSON

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@SmashingPumpkin316 It's not the original voice, pretty obvious. Maybe you should watch the movie before making a false statement.

[SmashingPumpkin316]

@xWeMakeVidsx Still, F*** MEL GIBSON.

[MegaThemonk]

AWESOME!!!!!!

[mac347bomb]

I'm laughing so that means i'm going to hell. damn it

[JungleBuglet]

hilarious. genius.

[789123456789]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[juaniito94]

jaja hasta el intro dura mas que la pelicula

[liamdudeeee]

i lol at how people are arguing about religion on a video like this.

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@liamdudeeee Yeh it's funny how people can argue about this! It's only Jesus, pfft who's that? Clearly he's not the son of God or anything?

Nice comment mate.

[liamdudeeee]

@xWeMakeVidsx troll much? Maybe i should re-phrase the original comment. Its sad that people argue about religion on a 9 second long comedic video. Troll snacks are in the cupboard under the sink btw.

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@liamdudeeee What's funny about this? Do you normally laugh at people's suffering?

[liamdudeeee]

@xWeMakeVidsx wow, stop being such a sensitive little bitch.

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@liamdudeeee How about you take into consideration that there are others who have beliefs in something apart from themselves. You laugh at a man who suffered the most pain anyone could ever endure just so we could be forgiven for our mistakes. But you find it funny to insult him and his followers which proves that you have no heart.

Say what you will, but you are here on this earth to decide whether you want to be saved or not. Make the right choice please before it's too late!

[liamdudeeee]

@xWeMakeVidsx You have absolutely no sense of humour. Watching passion the movie not funny. Watching this video funny. Maybe someday you will learn humour as well as youve learnt faith. And in my opinion, people have the right to believe what ever they want, there are a lot of religions, what makes you so sure yours if the one and only true faith, and that it is your duty to annoy people and give a bad impression for your fellow christians? I believe that the afterlife is what you want it to be

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@liamdudeeee Well i don't find this funny, I don't think any christian would. Of course you have the right to believe what you want, it's just a shame how many people choose not to. Christianity has been around for 1000's of years and there is so much proof that I'd have to right at least 20 youtube paragraphs just to explain 1/50 of it.

It was never my intentions to annoy you or anyone else, i'm merely stating that this is offensive and the majority of these comments are appauling.

[usernameDOGS]

@xWeMakeVidsx... the actor in the passion of the christ is not jesus,this was a clip from a movie directed by a mel gibson...a man who threatend his girlfriend for not giving him a blow job and told her to get raped by a bunch of niggers...its perfectly fine to laugh at this..this movie has nothing to do with christianity..its a exploitation flick to make jews look bad

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

@usernameDOGS

The jews don't need a movie to make them look bad.

leave it to Spielberg to direct a movie that makes them look so innocent and victimized. (Schindlers List)

[Airsoftattack123]

@MarlboroKnightHawk That is a troll-tastic comment.

I suggest you go drive down to the troll-mart on troll-avenue. Go to the troll-macy and pick of some troll-profen right next to the troll-pox.

Derp.

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

@Airsoftattack123

Why the fuck do all these internet nerds use the word "troll" so damn much?

Are you thinking about your disgusting mother, or something?

[Airsoftattack123]

@MarlboroKnightHawk your mother, chump, your mother. Don't make me nail you up too.

[playnine999]

@xWeMakeVidsx "You laugh at a man who suffered the most pain anyone could ever endure just so we could be forgiven for our mistakes." We laugh at a terribly made portrayal of a STORY called The Bible. It's not a true story. No one died for our mistakes. Even if they did, that's idiotic. How is killing someone going to fix previous mistakes? It's a fucking fairy tale and you have fallen victim to it. Grow up and think for yourself. Religion is bullshit.

[playnine999]

@xWeMakeVidsx "You laugh at a man who suffered the most pain anyone could ever endure just so we could be forgiven for our mistakes." We laugh at a terribly made portrayal of a STORY called The Bible. It's not a true story. No one died for our mistakes. Even if they did, that's idiotic. How is killing someone going to fix previous mistakes? It's a fucking fairy tale and you have fallen victim to it. Grow up and think for yourself. Religion is bullshit.

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@playnine999 It's evident that you've never read the bible, so who are you to say it's fake. If you choose not to believe, then that's your choice. All I know is is that when the world does end, I will be thankful for having believed as I've turned my life around through faith.

[Kierank30]

@xWeMakeVidsx Dood even if you are a full on christain you cant tell me you didnt find this funny rofl atleast ur not a christain who tries to shove there beleifs down other peoples throughts, same goes to athiests, and any other religion for that matter.. :)

[Kierank30]

@xWeMakeVidsx Dood even if you are a full on christain you cant tell me you didnt find this funny rofl atleast ur not a christain who tries to shove there beleifs down other peoples throughts, same goes to athiests, and any other religion for that matter.. :)

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@Kierank30 Nah, I can see why people might find it funny, but I can't laugh at something like this.

[Kierank30]

@xWeMakeVidsx Lol, im not even laughing at jesus or anything im laughing at the movies interpritation of him dieing.. If you cant laugh at it at feel you have to agree with it because of your religion your just giving movie-makers a easy way to make money

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@Kierank30 I've seen this movie and if you didn't realize, that scream has been edited in. The movie IMO is really emotional and well portrayed. 

[Kierank30]

@xWeMakeVidsx I already knew that it doesnt make it any less funny :P in my opinion people are being brainwashed into thinking gods real by all the "if you do not beleive you will go to hell" crap.. dont mean to offend you or anything

[Airsoftattack123]

@xWeMakeVidsx Yeah it was well made, but the movie totally sucked ass.

[thatfreakinguy2]

I lol'd!

[greenagoo]

Can't stop giggling, too funny and true.

[chasemoneyfootball2]

Not even funny.Just did it to be sac-religious

[tubylemTUBYLEC]

Muhahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha



[AmericanGangster2012]

I want that scream lol...

[SwaffyX]

Having a relationship with Christ is more than a "religion." You can be Christ's friend and still not follow the religion of Christianity.

All of you don't even know what religion is about if you keep referring to Christianity as "religion" in general.

Love Christ, follow Christ, be His friend. There's no "religion" to it.

[EntitySteel]

@SwaffyX This made absolutely no sense. That is religion, and you do have to be Christian.

[JohnnynLily22]

Listen all of you, if you don't believe, fine. Just know whats ahead. Also, don't make fun of people who believe it! Its just plain rude to make fun of religions. Religion is something to be taken 100% seriously.

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@JohnnynLily22 I feel bad for all these people who haven't been brought up with faith. It must be really difficult to even try to believe when you've been brought up with selfishness.

[BouillonGottfried]

Haha, and you're I.D.I.O.T. !!!

Die you...

[SuckMyFriend]

god dammit this video went for too long i couldnt make it past 7 seconds without falling asleep

[Silvagst]

Happy Easter!

[JohnnynLily22]

This is horrible. Do you know the suffering he did on that cross? FOR YOU! This movie means so much more than just a bloody man screaming. He suffered, died, all by himself, everyone hated him! And he did it for you! Please, don't take what he did as a joke. He died for you, and he rose again. He will be coming again, so be ready. I will pray for you <3

[lozimia]

@JohnnynLily22 ...Unless you don't believe. Then this video really IS hilarious.

[LittleLionMan69]

@JohnnynLily22 I didn't ask him to die for me.. now I feel like I have to get him a present or something.. awkward

[marthedge]

@JohnnynLily22

GET ON THE BALL

[1984pawn]

@JohnnynLily22 Man, what did you smoke?

[sporeuploder15]

@JohnnynLily22 nice :') but

this vids funny I tried not to

laugh but the scream made

me..........sorry LOLOLOLOLOL.

[jmoneyboy08]

@JohnnynLily22 you sound like a jesus cock sucker alrite...smh

[usernameDOGS]

@JohnnynLily22 ..this is not even really jesus its a actor..2nd the movie was made by a jew hater(mel gibson)...3rd this was fucking hilarious

[chobe156]

i have a fast pass to hell now

[thepharaoh16]

is laughing to this securing my soul in hell?

[krizan1]

@thepharaoh16 yes it is, well done I salute you ! ! LOL

[Lif34Real]

@thepharaoh16 absolutely no

[simpsonstan7]

It may have sounded like Homer to you, but that's all Ren (from Ren & Stimpy).

[skfknightfoo]

im stuck on pressing 5

[sporeuploder15]

I saw this movie on hbo and

i just felt like breaking the tv : (

[ElectricTurkey1]

LOL!

[sasprawler]

who the f*** would make such a brutal movie :(

[springloadedchicken]

there wasn't enough tabasco in that scene!

[LDKBBAB]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[pexx1000]

hahahah I can't stop laughing... man I'm going to hell xD

[ElfenLied619]

@pexx1000 Save me a seat.

[OhShiiiiiiiii]

What, too soon guys?

[tlhharts]

dude you are so STUPID!!!!!!!

[Tezcatlepocatl]

Anybody who is even slightly worried about going to hell over laughing at this, don't worry. You laughed at it because that girly scream is so incompatible with what we have learned Jesus was like, and how it is told that he put up with the suffering of being crucified, that this triggers laughter from us.

Now let's watch it again xD

[Deiisaso]

LMFAAAAOOOO!!!!!! Jesus in ectsasy.

[Ciara789ify]

That's just wrong. And I don't even believe in god!

[kontrapunkti]

O fuck I laughed at this do i go to hell!

[JsbbthemageAKAJizzy]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! GET WHIPPED!

[kingvlad451]

you freak how can you did this? REMOVE IT!

[JamaicanMan18]

@kingvlad451 how you can do done those video-mo-trons did dun

[theresidentevilafter]

@kingvlad451 screw off you right winged nutjob the movie was a slam on the jews anyways

[Tezcatlepocatl]

@kingvlad451

1st Amendment, mothafucka! DO YOU KNOW IT?

[Allroundmoviemaker]

@kingvlad451 Man, calm down, don't be a pussy!

[mayhoo24]

...... We're all going to hell..... : (

[Sirwhydoineedthis]

@iluvtrolling Soooo are the Holocaust survivors making it up??

[Mystermask5047]

That' was not 5 second, that was one lol.

[angelinajoanie]

Funny everytime I watch it!

[BorisGaquere]

the holocaust didnt happen. it was all lies.

[piecharthosen]

@BorisGaquere I wish I wasn't Canadian. I can't even SAY that in my country

[Slipknotomaniac]

I love the part when Jesus was like: "AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhh"

[musicnerfngames]

@iluvtrolling RETARD the holocaust did happen millions died. You're just another godd*amn holocaust revisionist

[iluvtrolling]

@musicnerfngames RETARD i claimed that hitler never existed and you think im actually serious, doesn't the account name iluvtrolling not give the game away instantly. still, got my reply and as such my victory erection. thanx gratz xxx

[musicnerfngames]

@musicnerfngames Sorry, my dum ass friend has benn on my youtube. SORRY. MY FRIEND IS A RETARD

[abundiz2993]

Jesus isn't dead...he just BRB

[n00buler89]

"You know that movie where they beat the shit out of Jesus for a few hours?"

[LightCaster1]

Much better than the actual film

[LilAnuu]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A

[swinetastic]

The shorter the better. This a perfect example of skillful editing.

[tommytanker36]

"Always look on the bright side of life"...

[Alvarezpl]

Awesome. Can't stop laugh. :D

[balrog262]

you are anti-semite for mocking jesus who is a jew

[iluvtrolling]

@balrog262 hitler killed jews for jesus so you are an anti-semite for mocking an anti-semite for mocking jesus who is a jew. so hitler loves a jew and he was an anti-semite so he never existed cos that's a paradox therefore the holocaust never happened.

[RonBurgundy161]

@balrog262 You're a retard.

[MichaelJacksonNr2]

This wasn't funny at all (N)

[stringlessjoe]

we're all going to hell for laughing at this but DAMMIT it was funny

[bonzot]

why did that dude's laugh have to be so damn hilarious

[HamGreenandEggs]

well yeah, but where is the antisemitism?