Windows XP solitaire in 17 seconds

[EmmaWatsonFreaks]

F. U

[EmmaWatsonFreaks]

Cheater

[nooobiechild]

i just done a solitare game without using ANYTHING other than my brain and my mouse.

67 seconds,10998 score.

wonder why are the scores so low in the video?

[MEGANIKEPRO1233]

well im not a man im just a nine year old kid and my record was 8 min in my first try

[pufixas]

@daxtonanderson

And how to fuck would you do that with cheat engine?

[kevmotts18]

why isnt this video on FAILBLOG??

[Irelyboy]

Chuck Norris can beat it in less than a second

[Ex0rz]

Its called luck. Rapidly rightclick and hope the pieces click together.

[jonaskillerssuk]

i dont play this ever. even when i am bored ... --'

[chezyboi]

There is no cheating here... ever heard of right-click?

[aj637145]

Good!



[marshallsaaret]

@daxtonanderson no, the game itself is so bugged it's really unnecessary to cheat

[malkani17]

about as legit as gun1t :P

[kickuass32]

how the fuck is that even possible?

[STOFFE1983]

I've done a 43 second run without the use of any glitches. That's my current record.

[marshallsaaret]

@STOFFE1983 my best score without glitches is something like 24 or 26 seconds, there's no video of it unfortunately

[obandorubio]

-.-

PRESS ALT+SHIFT+2

0 SOCONDS

[Bajza86]

I can do it in 60 seconds but without any glitches playing fair and relaxed... And btw I don't know how you click so fast on the cards and react so fast?

[herico33]

i can do it 60 seg too, but they use any kind of glitches!! and the cards dont react so fast :P

[StarJekker]

is single card easier than 3 card? i usually play 3 card

[bigleaguechew55]

@StarJekker single's way easier. With 3, you get trapped with the 2 cards behind the top one and you can't use them until that top ones gone. With single you get access to all the cards in the hand.

[StarJekker]

Thanks!! I did not know that, and up until now I've been playing 3 card.

[bigleaguechew55]

@StarJekker Might as well stick with 3 card, its more of a challenge. After switching to Vista and now Windows 7, the game got a lot harder than on XP and I don't even bother going for times anymore. My best XP time was 38 seconds and now my stats on Vista/7 are 13% win (80 out of 591)

[Cheatroc]

How did you get that deck?

Did you upload it or something?

[mustangGT33]

Damn that was amazing, my best is :41.

Why is this video rated so low, nobody believes it's real?

[mustangGT33]

Never mind, I see it was only rated twice. My 5-star should help it out, lol.

[karma1905]

it's easy when you use speederxp.

you can finish in 1 sec not 17, if you set the clock speed to the lowest.

:-)

[marshallsaaret]

that would be cheating instead of playing it like it's supposed to be played

[SebastianBay]

Come on man, you did not do yourself, nobody can think that fast! If it is real(wich its not) that would be the luckiest deck ever!

[marshallsaaret]

nice to know this is actually so impressive people bother to think it's fake!

and yeah, it's a really lucky deck and I take advantage of the glitch that allows some cards from below to get "through" the open cards (it's really hard to avoid taking advantage of it when playing fast) but it's me playing at 100% velocity.

[Alovatt]

hes playing single card though, its so much easier

[zazumage]

I noticed the same thing.

[ashawwa]

If you right click, all the cards that an go in the pile in the top right corner got there i think,

[rsGodofpower5]

it probably isnt fake.. In High School computer class i sat beside this braniac who just played solitaire all day.. his record was 15 seconds i think and he consisantly got below 20...

[Pedgerow]

Oh, wait, apparently it's because you don't get bonus points if you do it in under 30 seconds. Okay, never mind.

[Pedgerow]

If it's real, how come your score doesn't rocket up to about 50,000 at the end? It just stays on 95.

[thetikia2]

how can you see the cards this fast?

[NorskVic]

People can't live with the fact it's fake. They'd rather see you "exposed" for your "falsehood" As if Solitaire meant that much to the world. Hehe.

[ggbg90]

is this fake?! i mean if it aint, that guy takes in the order of the cards fairly quikcly

[haidls]

it's fake, it's so speed

[marshallsaaret]

it's nice to know I'm so fast people really think I'd bother faking something as pitiful as a solitaire game

[pheeaskoewwh]

you say your record of 46 seconds is 5th in the world rankings. yet i finished it in 34 seconds no cheating at all? good effort.. i love watching all the fakes.

[marshallsaaret]

yup, the solitaire 98 world rankings are made without any "automatic bullshit" as famlaya put it. I'm not cheating in this game either, the 2000/XP version just has different features which allow the game to be played faster.

If you really have played the "hardcore" version (no automatic stuff) in 34 seconds, I strongly recommend you to try again and send the video to the world rankings as that would be the #2 game in the 98 world rankings!

Peace out, Marsh

[pheeaskoewwh]

im not playing 98. im playing 2000. 34 seconda asnd 151 in the world mate. sent in already.

[famlaya]

yeh its bullshit ,hardcore soilitaire is draw 3 without the automatic bullshit

[marshallsaaret]

you can check my solitaire 98 record if you want to see that, it's 46 seconds and 5th in the world rankings

[henchson]

That's impressive. My record is 46 secs but thats on the 2000 version which is easier.

[EnZtricks]

WTF I CAN ONLY DO 60 SECONDS!!!