Welcome to Australia dear tourist. If you turn around now, there is a good chance you might survive and get back to your plane and depart. Although thats a bit of a joke it's how some people over here in Europe see's Australia.
I went to Australia once. It rained non-stop and flooded my hotel. I went swimming and was almost eaten alive by a great white shark. Everytime I went to go to the toilet a giant spider leapt out at me. All the men are closet transvestites & all the women are lesbian. They are the most xenophobic people on Earth and all they eat is meat & fish. Their treatment of the Aboriginals is so sad and all they talk about is sport. They are all drunkards & they swear constantly. I am never going back.
da-dum dum dum dum red back, funnel web, blue ringed octopus, ti-pan, tiger snake, and a box jelly fish....-come to Australia, u might accidentally get killed!
Ive survived Australia for 30 years now
DDDDamien 1 month ago
Welcome to Australia dear tourist. If you turn around now, there is a good chance you might survive and get back to your plane and depart. Although thats a bit of a joke it's how some people over here in Europe see's Australia.
dramoth64 1 month ago
@karezza6 you are just sad going around and commenting this on all Australian videos.
booboo2696 1 month ago
the funny thing is that he said that it is impossible to survive when the aboriginals have survived the australian terrain for over 600 years
1PoisonAnubis2 1 month ago
@karezza6 that's a bit of a generalisation. I'm sure you only came across minute percentages of the population! Most of us are alright :)
sambambarino 1 month ago
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I went to Australia once. It rained non-stop and flooded my hotel. I went swimming and was almost eaten alive by a great white shark. Everytime I went to go to the toilet a giant spider leapt out at me. All the men are closet transvestites & all the women are lesbian. They are the most xenophobic people on Earth and all they eat is meat & fish. Their treatment of the Aboriginals is so sad and all they talk about is sport. They are all drunkards & they swear constantly. I am never going back.
karezza6 1 month ago
scared weird little guys? or something
USmellLikeMyGrandma1 2 years ago
da-dum dum dum dum red back, funnel web, blue ringed octopus, ti-pan, tiger snake, and a box jelly fish....-come to Australia, u might accidentally get killed!
Zethross 2 years ago 9
@Zethross haha lol i know that song
USmellLikeMyGrandma1 2 years ago
omg how did u find this
up13111 3 years ago