Play Tom Off, Keyboard Cat!

[UnknownSun556]

September 11th, 2021: Tom Cruise flies a plane into the building where 4chan's servers are held in the name of Scientologist jihad.

[2KJoness]

Did he die?

[unexpectedMEOW]

is this real life???

[mebeluvined]

ahahahahahaha

[n8w]

do you think he signed up for scientology coz he couldn't read the flyer but didn't wanna be embarrassed.

[dkittv]

@n8w brilliant!

[centretotheleft]

did scientology died?

[Gales99]

Tom: " I always wanted to be straight but I couldn't give up cock."

"I found a course."

"Now I'm a registered faggot"

[spectator23]

How was that worthy of the Keyboard Cat?

[dkittv]

@spectator23 his words are a fail in themselves. I know it's not exactly a guy slamming his nuts after losing his skateboard but it's still an epic fail that he thinks Scientology helped him become a pilot because it beat his dyslexia.

[visionimagify]

@dkittv Dude, dyslexia sucks and I know how he feels so this is like an insult to anyone who has it. Try to show some empathy atleast. I'd like to see you one day in my shoes and see how it feels to not fully decipher mathematics.

[dkittv]

@visionimagify I know people with dyslexia and am aware it sucks - my video and my only intention is not making fun of dyslexia it's a stab at Scientology which isn't a cure for jack-shit, never mind dyslexia. Please don't try and read into my video and act like I made fun of dyslexia because I absolutely did not

[TheFungamespl]

@visionimagify : first of all, I had dyslexia and dysgraphy myself. I worked one year with a speech/writings therapist as a child a the rest was just going to school. I've got nice character of writing now, without any special treatment.

Secondly, dyslexia is more connected to writing than maths which I'm not that bad as well.

Thirdly - what does dyslexia has to do with piloting?

Lastly, religions like Scientology wont help you overcome anything. They just make you go in deeper shit.

[Bashwuan]

@spectator23 seriously? come on. this shits hilarious.

[HonestFugitive]

He aint flying any plane Im riding in!

[CrandMackerel]

Well done, "Tom Cruise".

Xenu is pleased with the way you have sewn fear, uncertainty, and doubt among the humans.

For this, he will devour your soul last of all.

[clone63742]

now he's a space pilot! ok i got my cheap jab,why is this candid speech funny?

[AdrianAwesome69]

Anyone else know that, this is 100% true he stands on mounts to make him look 3 ft taller in life he is 4'8

[dkittv]

@AdrianAwesome69 This is a lie! He's actually only two inches tall - all his movie sets are built down to scale to make him look normal sized. They're meticulously hand crafted by Tibetan monks.

[underlinedbluetext]

Tom Cruise is really...really fucking stupid.

[ssj3metal]

Did long hair died?

[nottodayimsleeping]

He basically just summed up every single movie he's ever been in.

Tom Cruise wants to be the best in the world at something. (Pilot/Agent/Bartender)

He falls short after over-estimating himself initially and loses all hope.

He finds some random bullshit to help him because he's too dumb to do it himself.

He does something incredibly homo-erotic.

Somehow achieves goal just in time for the movie to conclude.

Play him off, keyboard cat.

[SpyderSlayer]

did majestic hair died?

[RBDrummer5]

LMFAO

[Lightercutt]

i don't get it....

[daughterofolaf]

lol  wtf..hahahaha

[topzombie3]

meh not that keyboard cat worthy only if u like tom hes good

[rammstein1fan]

Scientology is CRAP!

[CanineFaeces]

Did no one gives a fuck anymore died?

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

Did unibrow died?

[milinski]

Did Xenu died?

[GonzoInthefoot]

lmao, made my day XD

[PreCodeMovies]

I remember my first driving lesson sixteen or seventeen years ago. I was in a panic because I didn't see how I could possibly learn to automatically do all the things I needed to do in order to be a competent driver. Well, after about four or five lessons later, I felt ready to take the driving test. I passed it first try, and have never had an accident.

I think Tom needs to put things into perspective.

[prettykitty11111]

I hate tom !

[Maymona13]

Study tehnology win.

[cbtalis]

lol is he alluding to scientology?

[dkittv]

It sounds like this is the trendy name he decided to give it that day to hoodwink us into joining!

[oEZDUZITo]

@cbtalis yes Study Tech is a part of Scientology's teaching

[davionic2]

when i was in 6th grade i told my social studies teacher i was dyslexic and got out of a late report...good times

[davidstowingservice]

did top gun died?

[mbluescat61]

The inventor and founder of Hoveround!

[Sylinic]

@mbluescat61 AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jert38]

This is by far the best keyboard cat

[dkittv]

Thanks!

[GreenRobotStudios]

Did L. Ron Hubbard died?

[agosti]

I wonder if Tom can spell LOL the right way

[allshallfuckenperish]

did xenu died?

[Rockyj2]

OMG TM is TRUE EGO-Maniac!!!

[BBNick76]

Did millions of aliens that were thrown into a volcano die?

[DiEx80]

@BBNick76

Yes and they live inside us now as thetans

[ChrisAlvey22]

Did Tom Cruise died?

[timskywalker]

did tom cruise die

[thebassman6880]

coming soon to a dyslexic theater near you..... TOHP GUHN 2: I Cant Read the Manual!!!

[ooglizer]

why is beck a scientologists

[dkittv]

The real question is, why do you think that's unusual? Beck seems like an eclectic maniac to me!

[ooglizer]

@dkittv whats wrong with being eclectic.. im very eclectic hahah the way tom says "damn this dyslexia" hahaha

[AsifIcarebear3]

Did laughing Tom die?

[BoboDoboRobo]

Did Scientology died?

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

@BoboDoboRobo i wish

[cypheir]

@BoboDoboRobo sadly, not yet....

[SouthJerseyMatt]

I think I'm gonna hire poeple to come in and read with me.

[guitar4life33]

"In a world where a man can follow his dream.. regardless of his disabilities. March, 2010.. coming to a theater near you. Tom Cruise in... The Dyslexic Pilot."

[Darkkkid13]

i want to see that movie. I heard it was gonna be awsome

[Temarinl]

@guitar4life33 you are king

[someposter]

@guitar4life33

hahahaha

[SonicTheHedgehogZone]

did tom die?

[beautifulybrainsick]

i know your all thinking it, I'm just saying it ...

why the hell does tom look like jesus >.>

[fupa16]

tom cruise is actually a direct descendant of jesus christ.

[beautifulybrainsick]

LMAO XD

[Cerbera82]

i too am a pilot, keyboard cat is my wingman

yeeehaaaa jesters dead!!! doop dooo dooop doo dopppp dooo do

[stevetheflower]

did lesson died?

[Feektooo]

why did chuse tink dat teh plane on teh hudsun chaszhed? ????

[dkittv]

Obvisoul if Tmo had bein flyign teh plain ti wood hav landed perfcetly.

[davedewolfe1988]

are you fucking kidding me feektooo? i pray to god that english isn't your first language

[Eyemayorist]

They're joking, Einstein...

[davedewolfe13]

@Eyemayorist

wow, did you just reply to a comment from months ago, a comment that would have required you to scroll through the comments to find? that's pretty sad, bud

and despite the fact that he's joking, he's still a fucking idiot..cause talking like that is far from funny, it's moronic.

Have fun going through videos replying to ancient comments, you fucking trolling loser

[Eyemayorist]

@davedewolfe13, or Einstein...

Yeah, I like to see all comments in a video if I like it! is there a problem with that?... I like to see anyone's reaction, and I don't find it sad...

BTW, I LOVED your reaction, it shows me there's a caveman sleeping in every geek alive... LOL

I congratulate you, Einstein! keep up your "spelling cruzade"... and enjoy it, like I do...

And Please, PLEASE grow up... I know you can!

[dkittv]

I too comment on old comments that most people will have forgotten about. Such as now.

[rjho1997]

did scientology die?

[morezy86]

did motivational speech died?

[KnightVista]

Did beard died?

[xXRevokXx]

why no dyslexia die?

?siht daer uoy nac moT yeh

[cottanator]

did airplane died?

[ShenkyNL]

You can't have dyslexia as a pilot! Why does nobody know that?

[SammyMorris2015]

did WTF die?

[1984freethinker]

did reading died?

[dangerouslytalented]

I need to stay out of the air.

[cheappassion]

I used to kind of like the guy....Not exactly Brando...But yeah..he's cool.  Now whenever I see him, I think douche bag.

[gbh903]

Is this real life? LOL

[noviellion]

NOW GROW OUT YOUR FINGERNAILS TOMMY!

[BlueArmageddon]

Did common sense died?

[Blackpoolsmith]

they should do one were derek zoolander goes up to get his male model of year award and someone else won it =P

[Tigerclaws63]

Fail...

[wussyme]

WTF does dyslexia have to do with an inability to fly a plane unless he flew it in the wrong direction?

remember when Tom Cruise was attractive? Now keyboard kat is the best looking thing in that video.

[dkittv]

WIN! I guess maybe he couldn't figure out his compass? How come he didn't crash into the ground and die though?

[wussyme]

because only the good die young

[dkittv]

Zing!

[ThriceDog]

I used to actually like him as an actor, now he's just a massive crazed twat :/

[dkittv]

no but he did dead

[NodDisciple1]

Is keyboard cat Xenu? XP

[overmanlord]

oh tom youve done it again

[jon316101]

lol

[zantiertasa]

I wonder what "study technology" he discovered? o.O

[dkittv]

The magic kind. He discovered it on the peak of Candy Mountain.

[jaleis1nsane]

I cried when keyboard cat came on. 5 stars.

[dkittv]

Ta muchly!

[willem01]

I wish I was rich, famous,charismatic and in a wacky cult!!!

...

[dkittv]

It sounds so endearing when you put it that way...

[willem01]

wot?...

[dkittv]

it sounds so... tempting? Nice?

[willem01]

i know what endearing means, i just didn't understand what you meant...stil don't! ...

[dkittv]

I guess I was being sort of ironic because it doesn't sound endearing the way you put it... it sounds like I'd be in a wacky cult and be really annoying.

[willem01]

wha eva,...

[Falsecults]

Scientology cult is great. I can now fly. Look at me jump up and down on this couch!

[grapefruitboy]

whoever made this video..it isnt a fail.. isn't keyboard cat meant to play off fails?

[dkittv]

In what way is him somehow learning how to fly miraculously through some made up bullshit that he pulled out of xenus ass not a fail?

Tom Cruises whole existence is a fail!

[BobChandIer]

is this real life?

[dkittv]

is this going to be forever?

[Feyrhawk]

I am a licensed space alien guy...pilot.

[seemeinHD]

El Ron Hubberd taught him how to fly.

[Nemesis0300]

what.. the .. FUCK! did reading have to do with dislexecfhghl;dx

[GingerCookieAl]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

[DillPickleDame]

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

[o0purepko0]

lmfao

[gaberuski]

hahahahah yes!

[xjhonataanx]

did religious fanatism died?

[JuiceTheBruce]

It's been dead since it began. Stupidity is bliss, ain't it? Ahyuck! A-durr!

[SuperHeroJustin]

DID TOP GUN DIED

[jstuka1234]

hahahaha LMAO

[hussi434]

it aint dyslexia dude....its you!

[dkittv]

Tom just has the stupids!

[JuiceTheBruce]

Well he IS a Scientologist!

[hyrulehero6325]

SCIENTOLOGY DIED?woot

[TheOtherSide100]

Slysdexics UNTIE!!

[itsthegreenplatypus]

I think tom cruise's sanity died.

[GapTalk]

did beard died?

[freshchr1s]

dyslexia has shit to do with it twat

[xaviermw]

did Scientology die?

[dkittv]

Soon I hope.

[Bobofdoom200]

WHAT HELL IS DIS?

[dkittv]

DIS DE INTERNETS!

[dkittv]

to... bad grammar? Or to Science cults?

[chunkylover12345]

did proper grammer died?

[CleverGuyMark]

did dyslexia died?

[maidenaust]

The only thing he pilots is his own cock.

And yes, he did died

[tobalcainalhambra]

did he brutally died? lesser simple but nice

[BackFromSpace]

Did L Ron Hubbard died?

[WilsonGuitar]

Aliens taught him how to be a pilot

[dkittv]

And by "taught" you mean they implanted the thoughts and knowledge on how to into his brain directly!

[gladius900]

What?

What is he talking about!?

[dkittv]

Only the great Xenu knows!

[AquaFight]

did he say study technology? ?

[dkittv]

He sure did.

I don't even think he's quite sure what he's talking about...

[Decep7icon]

did died?

[dkittv]

Keeping it simple! nice!

[Decep7icon]

Haha, damn straigt.

R.I.P Keyboard Cat.

[Bearbear714]

did the rat on his hair die?

[casmallridge]

is this real life??????

fukn lomfl, 10 stars.

[GLD29325]

Did funny died?

[dkittv]

Only after I uploaded this

[LuminoFirewarrior]

I don't think it was dyslexia, he just couldn't read the aliens' alphabet...

[dkittv]

Makes sense!

[allenih8myself]

DID HE GO TO THE DIE PARTY?

[nyamcz]

omfg did the flying license died?

[Gillian708]

Why didn't he just use Scientology to remove the dyslexia aliens from his brain?

[felus01]

did maverick died?

[HugeDickNick]

Tom Cruise makes me wanna puke!

[dkittv]

You, me and everyone with half a brain!

[GunthiSalwa]

Soooo, if I say you're a big idiot, will you agree as well? *happy grin mixed with doggy eyes*

[vonskull]

Did Xenu die?

[bazookajoe8594]

honestly guys who the fuck thinks this is funny

[dkittv]

Not me, fuck this shit!