The True Origin Of The Universe - Justnowism

[Golemoid]

nigger fucked a spic slut, thats how universe came to be?

[saurabhCherished]

Sarcasm at its best! 

[yupyup1234yt]

BTW, creator, wouldn't it have been easier to simply set the universal constants, and let the universe be billions and billions of years old?

That's what I would have done, had I been the creator. Putting everything into existence at once is... uh... pointless. Then again, us existing is pointless... Whatever.

[yupyup1234yt]

I changed my mind:

It's Beethoven's 5th!

This video MUST be true!

[yupyup1234yt]

I replayed the video.

Does this mean the universe was created twice, or that I just came into existence after the video played? What happens if I keep replaying it? Will I be thinking I replayed it each time?

Will I go out of existence each time I play it? Will I think I am playing it, and actually am, however, am only really watching it for the first time each time I replay it?

Or is it impossible to replay this video, and this is all a dream...?

[theUKatheist]

IF THIS HURT YOUR HEAD AND MADE YOU WANT TO VOMIT, VISIT MY CHANNEL FOR SOMETHING WORTH SEEING lol !

[Ulmerulk]

1002 complete retards with no sense of humour whatsoever actually watched at least a small part of this. Well that's progress, We still have hope for the future of mankind. For 28 seconds anyway. (This post was created bye The Great Creator, as a part of The Big Plan. Your reaction to it was also designed by Him. As was yous reaction to anything. You are not real. Not really. Have a nice day. Virtually. Still. You are fake. Suck on that.)

[yruyrwe]

there is a problem, i must say. nice try though. how many universes did you create till now? you gained 2020850 views, so there are 2020850 different dimensions and surely more, right? XD

[tom11042006]

quite a supid joke

[bobinhk1]

Hey, this was fun, good script, good pics. The point about memory is, how real is that childhood memory, and how much is it a memory of remembering the incident? At what point are we remembering the memory of a memory of a memory, and at what point was the incident actually just a dream? Only the science of evolution can document the truth of our past.

[RKM4entertainment]

Nice music! But why the fuck the video is flagged????????

[LibertyJewel]

That was funny. I smiled the whole time. Well, I guess I should go about my holy mission, but first, I'm gonna think about it. :)

[Gemeni3insane]

people it's just a joke, realy geat real

[pieheadguy]

SUCK MY FUCKING COCK YOU DUMB CUNT

[pieheadguy]

ugh mind raped

[og4life102]

ill gladly join ur religion if i get that girl at the pic...

[pratikpan66]

Biggest mistake asshole - you created those holy books every one is fighting for ... so you are the culprit for racism on earth --

[demonddiamd]

Thumbs up if you thought this was the real sextape of Kim K like the one at SEXTAPE .COM

[Nudeltunnel]

loooooooooooooooooooooser !!!

[uknowispeaksense]

Wow! So many people just didn't get it....they were probably creatards thinking," This guy's an idiot! Everyone knows the world is 6000 years old! He's going to burn in hell for his blasphemy!"

[heminem900]

Pike or Spike like in Tom and Jerry!? dog

[012julioful]

querem ver melhor procurem no youtube  ( olha o que julio e prego fez )

[MrGenzo13]

unregistered powervideomaker

[programm8]

I saw the video and the universe created. But the world is a huge piece of shit so i will refresh the page to re-create the universe. And i hope i will see a better world.

[sarabower1]

this is cute and and very well thought out!

Bravo! Unique and innovative

[xxIIHeaDsHootIIxx]

3:36 KIM KARDASHIAN

[FireBoom1]

:| come here... i wanna punch you in the face now

[DevilCondori]

negro que asco ve a vañarte y atender a tu maldito pais que se estan muriendo de ambre no piuerdas el tiempo ten conciencia a dios un saludo pa ti y la concha seca de tu madre ve a remojarcela no gastes semen en esa blanca que tu madre tiene sed se conc¡iente

[DevilCondori]

dcasfqewf

[steveandjen1]

what the hell this is shit

[sarabower1]

blah blah fucking blah

[MrIdwar]

@sarabower1 

[AfghanTiiger]

One of the best doned videos I've seein here in youtube....Either you where really bored when making this video, or you just have a really good sense of humor...

And everyone who has even a little bit of humor, can't say this wasn't well doned!

[kvkop]

Alot of people don't like this video, but I think its great! You have a very interesting mind. But I DO think that it would have been just as good at four minutes.. not seven plus!!!!!!

[MrIdwar]

@kvkop

[guigadeandrade]

Que lixo!!!!!

[rimenon8]

I think I just got a memory of watching a wierd video planted in me ..... go figure : )

[jilgin]

Dude this is a well designed video. I especially like the place you say you put the photons in order to make them look like they come from far away very nice work...

[sfnoturno]

lixo

[NazzMaximillion]

Anything is possible when you're coke, just ask Tony Montana he claimed the world was his :)

SO i see u found the latest type of crack

[Radion561]

Hey this sounds alot like what the Christian church tells it's followers.

[MrJoekick4ss]

I CAN'T FIND THE 5 STARS D:

[mikaelnilsson77]

Hahaha! :D

Messing with religious people has to be the most rewarding thing you can do on the internet. Love it!

[Network1One]

The truth is that everything was created after he thought he finished his video. That memory of him making this video was planted in his mind. The idea of him being the god was planted also.

[sanjoy7578]

non sence



[JosephKrammer]

God, please don't smoke that stuff and get a license for your videomaker.

[12345kamz]

fucking bull shit ! what fucking dick made this piece of shit of a video . . . get off the coke u cunt!

[aloksingh24590]

seriously most foolish, but i can understand he/she pointed to a specific part of community to play mind game, but its a bogus game dude

[sky9727]

u need our help on spreading this video...gosh god these day just cant do anything on his own at all......

[sebstenator]

is this cunt on fucking drugs??

[qjose77]

fuck you...loser......



[103dingdong]

this fails, everybody watches this vid at different times, so the universe keeps getting created. and my internet failed halfway through so the vid stoped, there for causing the universe to stop :0 oh no! you just expect me to belive you? and what if the vid was taken down, would the universe not exist?

[tinkiewinkiification]

I don't think I've ever known someone with such an incredibly arrogant and power hungry view on the universe!!!! But it was original and clever.

[Richestmenlist]

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richest people on the planet

[rukus100821]

funny.



[itssid]

Real Crap!! Douchebag!

[MrAstrador]

esto es una mierda



[Kit1984Kat]

You are such a douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[aideauxa]

i find it hilarious that you beileve in all your shitty gods but not this..... this is just as absurd as Mormonism, Catholicism,and all the shit.... one day in 7032 AD this will be our religion.... just bullsshit and lies.... fuck the religiousXD

[uuu31100]

YU ARE AN PERVERT

[ebbbbbz]

i skipped through most of this looking for the point to all the rambling... think i might of cut the age of the world in half .... my apologies

[weztin]

Lol. I only thought this video was mildly clever until I read the comments. Seeing as how nearly 72% of the ratings are negative and how most of the comments are people raging and condemning you for blasphemy, I have to say: Bravo cdk007. You were more successful than I had initially assumed. /clap

[riggamawesome1]

they made a clever point

[SouLMeThOd24]

that was pointless! U have way 2 much time on yor hands! And i didnt watch it till the end.

[HappySweetKUSH420]

thumbs up if you didnt watch till the end of this shit

[UnivingIshiro]

I was looking something about massages and I ended here?How?

[iamnotawhorebetch]

I was disappointed , thought it was something else ..

[stozza2k8]

I bet some redneck jackass actually believed this :L

[stozza2k8]

this is rather funny :')

[shdowboxn]

If you created this, and created that, why did you not create yourself a registered version of POWER VIDEO MAKER? Idiot.

[Shaunfroggydog]

Relax guys it's a joke....and a funny one at that.

[astralwolf11]

Gay and stupid..

There's only one CREATOR, that's GOD, you fool, that can be accounted as blasphemy

[BigDesta]

thx to ppl like u everyone dies lol dumbass

[MrThemistaken]

pls next time uncensored stuff so l can flag

[Jpkrao]

That's Kim Kardashian getting fucked by Ray J.

[TheGenerationWinter]

kkkkkkkk legalllllllll to morrendo de rir kara

[michaeljackson5052]

S T U P I D  L I T T L E L I A R ! ! ! !

[gigione2811]

estas completamente loco !!!! deja de fumar crack !!!

[mrwitamina]

3:40 :D

[testwhite]

so....this is nice and all but all i really care about is....can you make me a sandwich?

[MissGorgeousDayna17]

Am so u claim ur God rite??

So if u love us all n claim to jus made everything.......n placing memories in our heads n stuff.......u don't u jus make everything so u can run the world instead of President Obama? Or any of the Government ministers???

this iz really a waste of peoples time....so i suggest u STOP playin God n try n pray so he can forgive u for impersonating him!!!

=D

[Kostallica666]

Think about it?...ahm.....no

[nekrenix]

the hubrism of this video is shocking but as a person who thinks "what if" all i can say is this... you may think you created this butwhat if you didnt create yourself? Your mother did... which means your a mortal. cause im pretty sure u didnt go back into time create your mom to create urself... so henceforth thank for for wasting my time ;D

[elpropiopepe]

Muchos falsos mesías vendrán pero solo el verdadero vendrá con la version full de PowerVideoMaker bajada de Taringa.

[imissspongebob]

Holy Fuck.

[TheKingKongHunter]

soooo, do i have to go to church for justnowism? cause i am not a church kinda guy

[IanFireBlaster]

Sigh* you're such an idiot... Thanks for wasting... let's see... about 3 minutes of my life. Good work; keep it up!

[Adrianpsychol123]

CO TO ZA HUJOSTWO

[catshavesouls]

The nigger fucking the white chick was the only bad part of this video.

[imissspongebob]

@catshavesouls thats kim kardashian.

[RussVhasaTV]

If my relatives aren't related to me then how did i have an inbred!?

[mattiah1000]

you're an idiot because you've created a video March 25, 2008 went to check on your channel

[MegaAlienoid]

Dude... You need brain surgery. I'm serious.

[02gabolaf]

jajajajaja LOL

[badjaeaux]

This is beyond Heroin

[v73k1]

What were you smoking boy?

[zee82ify]

but of course... there`s 1,787,151 veiws..... ya pathetic

[ChivasUsaFan16]

god gana strike you down for this saying ur god

[RocknRollFansOnly]

☻/ THEY ARE FUCKING US ANYWAY!!!

/▌

/ \ I WILL NOT TAKE THE JEW VACCINE:)))

[soniatic]

funyn funny but NOT 

[shamoosisbad]

okay? Retard?

[BlazeThehotboy]

DAFUCK?!

I CAME FOR INTERRACIAL!

[MrFassas69]

WHAT ARE U TAKING??????????

[jarmageddon]

sweet more dislikes than like was than whut u aimed for lol

[davidnovopt]

hehe :P lol!

[Daxter2684]

nice to see that god cant even afford Powervideomaker and has to use the trial version :)

[reissyboy64]

what a load of bollucks i wonder if anyone is actually gullable enough to believe this nonsense,

[Cyramor11]

I failed my holy mission, oh well back to surfing.

[blacknyambek]

Another idiot call himself "God"

What a suck day, watch this fucking crap...!!!

[juridiser]

eisai enas akoma malakas poy xanei to pragmatiko nohma tis energeias...akoma kai sti periptosi poy h fantastiki kai anohth ekdoxi soy se kapoia diastasi kai myalo mikroy paidioy miloyse tin ali8eia 8a soy elega oti eisai hli8ios giati kai pali einai anoysia ta osa les...

[kaouacherif]

He didn't create a PowerVideoMaker licence for itself !!! may be to make things more real lol

[DDAMENE]

THIS VIDEO SUCKS!!!

[ira0ify]

kim kardashyan on 3 36

[MegaDerptard]

You'd think "god" would be able to make a better movie.

[lilrabbitadrian]

i came here just to see the photo in 3:36.

[Fangs231]

well if this is the creation of the universe, how come you told us to give 5 stars and not likes or dislikes?

[Fangs231]

haha, once you replay it its not true anymore :D

[suprbot]

i think god could use a registered version of power video maker

[kattowitz4]

@suprbot Amen.

[KidKusoYaro]

I created youtube so you could create the universe and post this

[karihant]

best of luck wid your idea.. i am sure u are not the only one.. actually i kno u re not..i hope u still have some doubts

[programm8]

I CREATED YOU AND THEN YOU CREATED EVERYTHING ELSE

[RedBeretXXX]

THE FOOL IS THE ONE THAT BELIEVES IN GOD

[jfhdylvr]

im high

[MissPapaya24]

Your .., a crazy F****** Fool ! Get a life ..

[vckyz]

search : anez band , video of saving earth

[thereddeath1100]

What the fuck is this?!

[dazzz66]

you CUNT my life is utterly shit YOU BASTARD I HATE YOU

[famous2too]

HOLD ON. you may say whatever you want, but here´s one thing you cant do: dont mess with neo, ok?

[famous2too]

why do i have to spread the information in this video?? why dont you just plant in our memories that information, and that´s it, you lying bastard!!! . Do you realy expect me to believe that garbage?? you should work much harder if you want me to believe it

[taurelus]

Ohh yees! and I CREATE YOU! YOU are my creation...pussy!

[jko12hho]

This is retarded. Those are the only words I can think of. Retarded. It's like when a kindergardener come sup to you and goes "I'm god".

[nenademiami]

you sir, need to get a life or just get layed, then you can think about other things that you'll keep to yourself, instead of creating videos on stupid ideas you get when u sittin on the toilet talking to yourself :)

[huhabah]

Okay, Im 11. Too young for Youtube. Shut up.

I will bite my arm and say "Blahlal" and 5 years after, I will do the same, then my memories will connect. You sir, are an idiot.

[OhYaYouAllLoveMe]

This Sucks And Its Actually A Little Stupid Or Alot.!:D

[SmokeDimi]

So you managed to create memories of 7 billion people on this earth. Write billions of books and invented hundreds of languages in just a second but you couldn't create registered version of PowerVideoMaker?

[ee1221]

@SmokeDimi LMAOOOO OMG THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY！！

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

@CanOfMapleSyrup But i do find it funny that my god had to use a Unregistered PowerVideoMaker... i mean he created it so why not use the full version? xD

[IIJu4nx007II]

fuck

[Sterben10]

I Like Turtles

[fieroviart]

I fell asleep watching this video, no joke....soooooooo boring

[trkmrc]

This is bullshit makes no sense if all this true god i am not listening to you then!

[87wasabi]

lot of free time?

yes?

make a video!

[Warbound7]

What a fucking LOOSER. Get off the drugs that you are on man!! You are Jehovah the god of Israel. Give me a break!!

[MySamchez]

nice mysic



[TheThanatosss]

You are bad joke....

[Vrejnaz]

If I show my ass on tv id be rich 2,whore disgrace

[xxtravisxxify]

I think you're a schizophrenic.

[0LowKalifas0]

5:53 "Dont be fooled"

No u dont be foolin us!!

and im not be fool by u neither!!

[Seminari1985]

pikechris1.... u`re so dumb man.... do you really have nothing smarter to do you damn pathetic looser!!! Go to hell you nothing worthless losser

[Sisco291]

what kinda crack r u on dude?

[oshoam]

so you are telling me that when you uploaded this video in 2008.. You were creating the universe?

[angeldemonjosh]

Ok so your CLAIMING too be god,and you say that god himself created the great wall of china,pyramids,and you say you made me have a scar? O_o wow your really high dude

[Vasarcdus]

Clever, but the theory is debunked by the fact that one currently watching this video can plan to go watch it again, making it 100% truth that they will have watched it multiple times, preventing the first viewing from being a planted memory.

[billal2011]

all-mighty and u can't even register ur powervideomaker or purchase it (u fuckin' clown) :ssssss



[amunneheh]

wierd how the longer you watch this video the more it sounds like a broken record. interesting idea but it... gets old.

[143babythea]

we'll, i enjoyed it. thanks to you. but most people who watch this video is angry at you dude. Cool idea. i kinda..think...think..

[cliptwingz]

no wonder the gramps

[patinetatrueno]

@pikechris1 shove your new theory up your shitty ass you piece of dogshit, you probably didnt have any friends and god killed your parents and sent jesus to rape your fucking sister...thats all, you suck donkey dicks

[semanivandriy]

Heresy...... Burn his guy to death...

[TheBrainlessMonkeyz]

this guys a fucking moron torture for all eturnity ha i'd love to see that happen......

[pe6obutilkata]

1.5 million people thought they will see the bitch getting it in the ass

[mikeypimp50]

obviously gay video, but the concept is kinda cool, this cud b like the next matrix haha

[oFlamesz]

how stupid