Nostalgia Critic - Double Team 1/2

[UltimegaSeven]

Movie Logic: Screw Logic

[dnasty312]

that's Paul Freeman

[dnasty312]

4:36 that was Rodman's specialty

[Goltork2]

I bit my tits

[MegaAchilles23]

8:43-8:47

Yes, it's too bad. You could warn them...if only you spoke Hovitos.

[ISeeAnIdiot]

bankaka XD

[FudgePackProductions]

@13.10 Damme looks like such a dick

[FudgePackProductions]

A plastic bag under water. Genius!

[monsterboy31]

5:20

What he said is exactly what I was thinking.

[03bgood]

Smash hit? More like hit and smash the DVD after you're done watching it.

[mehranjcvd]

SHUT UUUUUP!



[interviewproject1]

if you want Cybermonks go read some Warhammer 40k books; the entire adeptus Mechanicus consists of cyber monks

All hail the Machine spirit

[SmokeMeDry]

@interviewproject1 The virginity is strong with this one.

[interviewproject1]

@SmokeMeDry yeah whatever, go ahead and make fun of me

[UltimegaSeven]

@interviewproject1

Or play Fallout and be part of the Brotherhood of Steel

[Nethrezar]

4 people don't pay their tits

[Avatarass]

@Nethrezar Dooodel, dat shit is oald !

[054martinm]

must kill van damn.....WWEEEEEE!

[FishlipsMalone]

02:41= Hilaroius a.k.a PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!@!!!!

[PKMN37]

Bugs and Micheal? Not a bad team up at all. It's surreal, yes, but not bad.

[Kingnothing8585]

Bankakauns!

[66Ryansworld]

What's the song at 0:26?

[Masterhuffnpuff]

At 6:50 It looks like a justin bieber if he was a nerd,

so when he does grow up, he's going to be a secret agent working with a basketball player...better than what he's doing now.

[66Ryansworld]

Oh,how I miss the 90's.

[lagorbian]

am i the only one who thinks its really fucked up that the kid got shot?

[Lanternfan619]

Terrorist + Agents + POOL= ISLAND w/ A POOL!!!

[mr4y]

This coliseum scene...makes no sense. A 661 pound tiger and a motorcicle pass almost under the mines and NEVER activate a single one of them.

[PresidentP]

U pay ur Tits? LOL

[nateguy40]

theres a snake in my boot

[KMxHearts]

One time this came on TV when I was a little kid. I swear to god I thought Dennis Rodman was an alien. I'm not sure why, but I think it was the hair.

[TheUnholyHandGrenade]

So we start off with a quiet opening.

*CRASH!*

For a monster truck rallly.

[sonadowfangirl30869]

wow, alot of poeple in antwerp suddenly speak english. and i used to live in antwerp

[That90sGirl310]

Loving the memories of your childhood doesn't seem stupid to me. For most people the 90s were a great time for them, ranging from movies to music and their social life in general. Sometimes you feel like brushing off the old treasures and think 'Man...those times were fun.' or be like 'I can't believe I liked that!'

I think they accepted that the new shit sucks, and would prefer the old. When you think about it...it's not so stupid to choose something you like over your dislike. O_o

[dahuterschuter]

Cyber Monks like in Simon Sez?

[menslady125]

CHAIR!

[AduIfHitIar]

11:34 fucking fallout 3 raider baby bombs, they always get me...

[SKABSten]

4:11 is that the ray gun from nazi zombies

[TheLegoman103]

6:50 justin bieber ftw

[Jakethesnake1281]

I wonder if Osama bin Laden is on that Island?

[sirmugman]

the car blown up was a lancina, i think all you had to do is ask him to drive a bit and it just blow up, or move then crumble to rust

[dude15697]

Not gonna lie, I REALLY want the fedora Rodman was wearing towards the end of the video.

[VengadorDorado91]

6:50

ZOMFG! Van Damme was Justin Bieber before Justin Bieber was Justin Bieber!!!

O__________O

[IBroLLyISePhIrOtH]

Denis roman is fucking huuuuge

[kirbymaster08]

6:20- WTF?! Who does that?! What's with this movie and putting babies, real and fake, in danger?

[TheWrongLefty]

@minhmook

As apposed to PCs that totally never break down and have problems? I take it you've never owned an iPad. They're not perfect, but neither is any other tablet. In fact, iPads are outselling all other tablets 10 to 1. Besides, all the other tablets are, are cheap knockoffs of the iPad. All any smartphone is, is just a cheap knockoff of the iPhone. In case you haven't noticed, apple came first, and they know what the fuck they're doing. Macs FTW.

[VengadorDorado91]

"dude,that shit is old" LMAO! xD

[MetalArmsProductions]

@minhmook I completely agree

[MsDjessa]

Lame ass VanDamme, if i want a Belgian hero i go for Hercule Poirot anyday. Agatha Christie has ten times the street cred than this looser.

[MsDjessa]

As stupid this film is i got to admit that at least Rodman is more entertaining than Shaq (and VanDamme). I mean he can´t act any better but he is a character (in real life).

[minhmook]

This has nothing to do with this but Ipads suck there a waste of space and they break down and. Just plain suck.

[sw333tzCB]

05:22 anyone else thought the vid was havin trouble playing?

[Imanmagnet00]

peter freeman?

wasn't it paul freeman?

[supermariofan03]

who's dennis rodman?

[supermariofan03]

jean claud vanne damme and dennis rodman dislike this and don't blame me if i don't know how to spell vanne damme's name right

[ElLocoDiabloNegro]

I'm probably cazy as hell but I remember this movie and not really minding any of the nonsensical shit that's going on it's one of those shitty movies I wouldn't mind watching again

[Lightspeeds]

@ElLocoDiabloNegro You sir are a saint.

[origamipein18]

Wow, this movie's kinda lame.

[origamikiller012]

woooooooooooooooow people are fighting what time period was better you are all sad arguing something stupid like that arguing is gonna get you nowhere now shut the fuck up and enjoy the  video instead of coming back and fighting over something point less unless you have no life

[woodywoo01000]

@videomasher3000

i argree with you partly.

i argree that hollywood remakes are often beaten by the old movies like willy wonka.

But it seems too me that a lot of people ingore new movies and games of old movies and games for little resson AND THATS OK

what I find annoying is when people just rant about how new things are worst then old things without any points of poof being put down

[woodywoo01000]

@yaragorm

i argree it seems that everyone thinks old ALWAYS beats new and its annoying.

every time a remake or a sequel of something old comes out it HAS to be worse for no real point what so ever

nostolga is good but everyone seems to go a bit too far

[VideoMasher3000]

@woodywoo01000 well its mainly because we tend to go mainly toward what we grew up with but putting that aside, alot of stuff that isnt great like the transformers movie compared to the 80s one, the old one wins. as is with willy wonka and the chocolate factory, the old one definetly is better, but some new ones are better like the remake of true grit or karate kid. no one is going to far, they have there opinions and you have yours

[zeroawsome24]

i say Van damn too =D

[rydgemolino]

I ACTUALLY SAW DOUBLE TEAM WHEN I WAS A KID I SAID WOW THIS IS AWESOME NOW IN 2011 I SAY WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH THIS MAKES NEVER SAY NEVER LOOK LIKE A OSCAR WINNING FILM

[Skooterwolf]

So we start off with a quiet opening.....

**SMASH!**

...For a monster truck rally!

XD

[YourProblem1]

LAAAAAWWWWW!!!

[SSBBMN64]

when the movie did that loding thing my pc did a weird noise, after he said it was the movie I LOL XD

[MrWii000]

Peter Freeman? It's Paul Freeman!!

[supermariofan03]

would anyone like to see arnold schwarzenegger with chuck norris?

[NYCeddie15]

@supermariofan03 stallone is thinking about doing that on Expendables 2

[supermariofan03]

@NYCeddie15 chuck norris is gonna be in the sequel?

[NYCeddie15]

@supermariofan03 the movie is still on talks about casting, they also were thinking adding chuck norris, carl weather, dwanye johnson, tony jaa, welsey snipes, hugh jackman, and a female role (possibly sigourney weaver)

[Marinks]

6:50

Justin Bieber? Anybody?

[gilnov]

@Marinks IKR

[evilgoodness231]

@simodoggie I thumbed up even though I was born in 87. Close enough :)

[zhazha23]

Bakakan nahmburs

[spartanMN300]

They didn't kill bin ladin they sent him to "the colony"

[tehblackarachnid]

:27 I find the song strangely catchy!

[Alan27Jorn]

LLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW­W

[TFSONICFAN100]

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TehAnkh]

3 CIA Bankakat numbers

[Sutidude]

NC's impression of Van Damme kind of sounds like his impression of Tommy Wiseau, doesn't it?

[LukeMM95]

Aw, nobody gave me a waka-caw XD

[dentonscheibal3]

2:18

(repeating the movie with NC)

"So you know i'm retired.

Come on, you're a hunter Jack, admit it.

you miss the game.

For me it's personal.

You're the only guy who knows how he works, how he moves.

This is your last shot."

[jordanrutherrford]

lol..."I'm bigger than jesus!"

[The343Player]

2 POINTER! :D

[samvirus]

Did NC call antwerp ant-dwerp?

[ElectronXIII]

...then at least separate them equally!

[ElectronXIII]

Dude, what the hell is this? The only reason I watched your vids is because you didn't separate them and if you're going to do that

[TVtimelapse123]

you pay your tits?

[imdb88]

NC: Goldsmythe played by Paul Freeman (He accidentally says Peter)

Indy: Belloq!

Me: As well as Rev. Shooter from Hot Fuzz and Ivan Ooze.

[imdb88]

Did Van-Damme always have a Tommy Wiseau-esque voice?

[mrdropkicker1]

Anybody know what the next NC is going to be?

[TheGreatGAMER1855]

@mrdropkicker1 Tomorrow! (I think)

[sagesaria]

1:20 = the new arcade game...Whack-a-Douchey! :D

[jasonthemauler]

3:59, WTF? Is it just me, or is that Lucy fucking Lawless on the wall there???

[dazlok23]

@jasonthemauler xena warrior dominatrix

[sugreev2001]

Cybermonks XD

[mircea1910]

actually thought my PC had trouble loading XD

[Sutidude]

Arnold: Dude, that shit is old!

[IrishFan1989]

Born in 1989 here.

[yaragorm]

I was born in 1994 but I don't care what my childhood was like. It's over, frankly I remember everything being a lot worse than it was now. This is 2011. You can learn to accept change, or you can get out. Is it just me or am I the only one who realizes that preferring a time period that already happened and can never happen again kind of stupid?

[baycrum267]

@yaragorm I was born in 1994 too and You're not the only one

[valermos08]

@yaragorm yor not even 18 yet so something tells me yor in that im angry about my life cuz i cant do cool shit yet stage and thinking bout our past is always a good way to remember the world is still a great place you just gotta look harder to find it so cheer up it gets worse be4 it gets better

[zombiefan011]

@yaragorm believe me you're not

[SolidMike84]

@yaragorm

1994...Or did you mean 1984 since your profile shows that you're 27?

[yaragorm]

@SolidMike84 Huh. Thanks for telling me. I didn't even notice that... Guess it's too late now...

[SolidMike84]

@yaragorm

It happens, I happened to write once that I was born in 1894 ^^

[ACDC392333]

@yaragorm you can barely drive dumbass, your childhood continues. And different eras had different sensibilities based on political and social issues. This causes qualitative differences in the content and aspects of media from those eras. And people are allowed to prefer those to other eras. For instance films now are very cynical and gritty on the whole. Some people like the more innocent, charismatic films like those in the 80s and the early 60s.

[BraggartTheBlagard]

@yaragorm

Having nostalgia isn't refusing change, it's merely reflecting fondly on one's own past. Some people can do that, some can't. Most of the people who can't have a shitty past. Maybe you had one.

And if you did, I'm sorry, that sucks for you, but not everyone else had a horrible childhood, and it's far from stupid for them to look back and say, "Wow, that was fun."

My point is, your past is your own business, as is how you remember it.

[gtrain2005]

@yaragorm

If you think that the 90's were worse than today, then you are a misguided soul. The world is way more violent, hypocritical, and downright insane than it ever was in the 90s. Half the crap they show today would NEVER get passed the FCC back then.

Not to downplay your ideals or mindset, but I just don't see how you came to such an conclusion.

[yaragorm]

@gtrain2005 It's really more violent, hypocritical, and insane because of the Internet. Of course, I'm not saying the Internet directly caused all this, it just makes it much easier to SEE all those things now.And why bring the FCC into this? You are using them to argue that these days the FCC is now less strict than before. And yet nostalgic cartoon watchers reminisce about how "old shows got away with much more and that's good" People just take what they hate and say it was better before.

[Kurasshu88]

@yaragorm Everyone had different experiences in childhood, but I think the late 90's-early 2000's was the golden age for tv shows and such. Kinda like how the 60's & 70's were the golden age of music and so forth. I think around 2008-10 was taking a plunge in movies,tv shows and music but there will be a comeback someday. So yeah I think there's nothing really wrong with being nostalgic but I completely agree that people need to stop bitching about the present and do something to make it better.

[SiorafasNaCillini]

@yaragorm

This needs to be copy and pasted to every comments section of nearly every video of a song released more than 5 years ago.

[Colonel10110]

@SiorafasNaCillini oh, im sorry i didn't realise that if i liked an old song im considered a retard, aren't people entiteled to their fucking opinion you cofomist muthafucka, you?

[megaDudeMegaDude]

@Colonel10110 You are such a non conformist rebel that you refuse to accept the social norm that is spelling conformist the proper way. That shit is hardcore, yo! Are you the ganja-weed-militia kind or the goth-rocking -the-cure-listening one? Do you like the movie Casino?

[sikproductions1221]

@yaragorm This is a comedy, and these reviews are purely satire. The Nostalgia Critic is a character, and Doug is much more indifferent towards these movies in real life. I believe he's even admitted to liking some of the movies he criticizes.

[MetalHorror82]

Dennis Rodman did a movie even worse than this called Simon Sez which had a very annoying performance by Dane Cook..

[sirmugman]

CHAIR!

[MegaPrincesspeach]

what-is-the-name-of-the-song-D­:-mary-mary-on-the-floor-he's-­hot-and-freak-but-she's-much-m­ore-D:-is-that-what-it-says?-x­.x

[hexisea]

@MegaPrincesspeach I also need to know this. The little part that's on the video won't get out of my head.

[MegaPrincesspeach]

@hexisea don't-you-know-the-name-of-the­-song-D:-x.x



[Nastradumas]

Bank Akkunt

[Nastradumas]

If you were born after 1992, sorry, missed out on a lot of great things.

[Arthus850]

2 people should go to the colony

[PierLuc111]

You son of a -WEEEE

You shot my son -WEEEEE

I will have my revenge! -WOOHOO

[TheHumbleTinkerer]

thanks for the good quality! :D

[Poplocrois]

What happened to the full uploads? Hate this in part bullshit.

[Violenteers]

I feel this.

[sonicrocks57]

5:22-5:31 that actually fooled me!

[MrMAHBOI1]

DOES BEING BORN IN 1997 count?

[Vanisherishere]

I was born in '87. So yay me!

*feels old*

[jettythesunfish]

Wait, he can say "sonogram" but he can't say "bank account"?

[jettythesunfish]

I want a bomby.

[NightLion667]

I did not expect the adeptus mechanicus in this film

[thisiswhyimhot238]

Everybody thumbs down @fortrel1993's comment at the top if you were NOT born in 1993.

[trinidadparaminman]

The real reason why dennis rodman is on celebrity rehab with dr. drew!

[JustPhilNY]

An island with spies and terrorists in the middle of nowhere with an elaborate security system...and I'm slightly annoyed that he didn't even throw in a clip of Rover from The Prisoner!

But then, he may not have been too keen on that many 60s British sci-fi.

[aebipesche85]

Benkhacccant.

[alcrd]

loled at the underwater assasination attempt with a plastic bag

[mgproductions2007]

06:50 justin beiber with glasses?

[Goastfreak]

Lol, Ban Accant Numbers. ^^

[tintor2]

2:21 - 2:31 Nice usage of a cliche

[CldKnyt]

"Priest" will sorta be a cyber monks movie

[WeirdBoySkuzag]

"Cyber monks" Adeptus Mechanicus motherfuckers!

[Nuggetchew]

6:50 Justin Bieber with glasses.

[Achille12345]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW­!!!!!!!!!

[Jyger85]

6:16 And also CAAAAAAT!!!

[Game1ngAssass1n]

So glad this is on YouTube. Blip.tv sucks ass

[Achille12345]

@Game1ngAssass1n And balls

[BranislavDJ]

07:15

Shame for TV.

What a waste for such movie.

:(

[Kaweebo]

Has anyone noticed that NC's sideburns are just getting longer and bushier each episode?

[Achille12345]

@Kaweebo He's about to become a Weerwolf watch out he might bite your dick off.

[Kaweebo]

Umm...okay.

[krycklund]

thumbs up if your born in 1998 and hate people who troll you about it

[samipod42]

2 people disliked this. Timic83 and Tommy Wiseau.

[SpikeJet2736]

06:03 - 06:37

Oh yeah, this scene SOOOO isn't a rip off of the hospital shootout in Hard Boiled

[anton1990]

It's PAUL Freeman! Not Peter Freeman!

Gosh, you would think he would at least try getting people's name's right after the top 11 Fuck-up's! Douchy's gonna be furious!

[Onelegobuilder]

The actor playing Belloq's name isn't Peter Freeman it's Paul Freeman!! Paul Freeman is also later known as playing Ivan Ooze in the first Power Rangers Movie.

[TheUnseenMovieLover]

@Onelegobuilder He was also the Vicar in NC's favourite comedy, Hot Fuzz.

[symbiote102]

what does he say at 3:52?

[KHMSeries20]

Simpsons DID IT!! =D lol now i actully understand that reference.

[KADG81]

Dying for your god? fuck that shit, this place got a pool!!

[SAmTHeMAn1028]

I'm bigger than Jesus!!! Lol

[DimitrisduchessXD]

Wow, I bet this movie Tanked in comparison to Anastasia.. XD

Both came out in 1997

[MrMAHBOI1]

@DimitrisduchessXD It totally did, it would've been less worse if Anastasia failed, but... it was a moderate success with mixed reviews, while this got three golden raspberry awards and failed with mostly negative reviews, but some positive ones, the highest rating being a 4/5, i'm fucking serious.

[DimitrisduchessXD]

@MrMAHBOI1 HOLY! did someone check if this reviewer wasn't high? Or maybe he was just rating it for that one death scene. It's pretty sad when Arnold's movie's are like a masterpiece compared to this weird crap fest.

[MrMAHBOI1]

@DimitrisduchessXD he wasn't.

[DimitrisduchessXD]

@MrMAHBOI1 Jeeze, well maybe the producer paid him to write a good review.