Christmas, Wingdings & Fireworks

[GiRlover89]

I'm STILL amused by this video after 2 years.

[lauradoestheastro]

"Hey buddy, I think you're in my seat!" = pure hilarity, and why I faved this and came back to watch a year later XD

[CrazyBlackMidget]

It's not even firework night.. why are they doing this?!

[ElveeKaye]

Wingdings has an om? Scissors airplane smiley!

[joana2604]

I wonder what the wingdings conversation really meant...

[tyckmhris]

sagitarius bomb pirate!

[coldheat100]

'lets all murder turkeyss for jeesuussssss' AHAHAHA! classic xD!

[TheyBastardisedJesus]

let's all murder turkeys for belly lusttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttt

i find it highly amusing that jesus wouldn't even let meat eaters sit by him yet 99%+ christians these days eat meat lol AND they celebrate jesus' birthday on the birth of saturn (25th decemeber) which is where the world satan came from! ha :P

[considerthis215]

@TheyBastardisedJesus: Really, Jesus Christs who not only fed over 9000 people with fish and bread and blessed a Jewish wedding didnt sit next to people who ate meat?... right...

the word satan didnt come from saturn. it came from ther Greek word "satanas" which simply means adversary or devil it has nothing to do with a planet in the solar system or a Roman god (i didnt know which Saturn you were refering to)

if your going to attack Christians please, do it properly

[pompeiicious]

@considerthis215: Everyone ordered the chicken and refused to let him sit next to them out of disappointment.

[ScalarPhotonZ]

Where in the Bible does it say that Jesus wouldn't let meat eaters sit by him?

[ceciliavin]

"libra floppy disk?", "CANDLE BELL SNOWFLAKE", "saggitarius bomb pirate!" and "smiley face rain drop" :')

[MansourtheAmazing]

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[littlemissmitten]

1:18 xD "Telephone, gemini!" I wish we could all talk in wingdings! :P

[yellowfluff]

ha ha trapped inside a christmas card

[mynameisnotmali]

Mailbox! square, little waves, pencil

[GiRlover89]

CANDLE BELL SNOWFLAKE! hahahah i have to start talking like that

[hollyness2]

The wingdings part was hilarious!

[stoked86]

LOL awesome

[xZacharias]

lool thats hilarious

[Dalekbuster]

With the Wingdings thing, you are using the English language to say the symbols :S

[redhyper1]

totally... i thought that as well. :P

[MandyB451985]

black and white, no hat you is very pretty. As is red tshirt you <3 You look like jay from jay and silent bob with your hat like that!

[kecu0]

Ha, nice vid, man.

Glad to see you're back! Naughty Christmas card prison! :o

[jiminiHandrick]

why do you look like Frank Zappa... hang on wait a minute, Frank Zappa looks strangely like you... wow now that would be quite unusual in some other reality... is your granny called dwezzle or moonunit?....

ps was that a hallmark card or just some other card that you were trapped in? I was caught in a birthday card once I had to say 14 for eighteen years, which ment i couldn't get to the pub till i was thirty two... bye

[rumple81]

good vid...keep it up

[twighE]

I LOVEE U !!

[TheDecoraHippie1992]

hare krishna, happy christmas, and a happy new year to you ben :) you'll be hearing another email from me i bet haha you're probably tired of my questions XD

[manimitch]

YAAAY! Your back!...I'll never insult another Christmas card again lol the things you've been through Ben Loka....the things you've been through

[councilglasses]

twat

[hendo0oo]

youtube has missed you ben!

happy christmas! (: x x x

[fastmoggy]

Oi!!!

BEN

Ive just peed myself

STOP BEING FUNNY!

It's your fault..youre the one!

Or is it just my dodgey bladder and 10 pints of beer????

have a good un dude

[emilesh]

My sister and i absolutely DIED when Ben spoke in wingdings. hahahah.

[karenteacher2008]

Back!!!!!! Lovely windows' view and backyard

[8arctic2]

lets all murder turkeys, for jeeesssuuus

hahaha

glad you're back

[marriyumtariq]

about time ben! :P

[babystarz94]

welcome back.

[thinkthegirlsgonemad]

sorry you were trapped in an xmas card. but at least you had snow...and fireworks.

also...that ending was fantastic :)

[drumttocs8]

Glad to see you're back- not as funny as the old ones though. Getting warmed up eh :P

[julianwelton]

Love the wingdings part. On a side note what the hell is that font used for?

[SierraAHHH]

1:20

That's not Gemini! How dare you insult us Pisces like that! ;)

[kittykatwentsplat]

It is Gemini.

[SierraAHHH]

@kittykatwentsplat

Ah, you're right... thought it was that H thing.

[YankoBG94]

Merry Christmas ppls! :)

[kittykatwentsplat]

Ben do you go to bed like really early or were they launching fireworks really late at night?

Can you put up a translation of windlings lol?

[LilMissAngst]

Let's all murder Turkeys for Jesus!

I'm having Pork for Christmas this year (Y)

[iamdabomb523]

Huzzah! You're back!

This makes me happy.

[badger67123]

Nice to see the word 'Huzzah' being used. It is a fine word which is sadly under used; So I say huzzah to your use of the word huzzah!

[hugsithebear]

Yay! BenLoka is back :) Merry Christmas too all

[Meatbanana]

Hey buddy you're in my seat! Hah good one!  Happy holidays!

[BrokenSouls]

"Windlings"?

NO! W.ing - ding

[shadarko]

well obviously the fireworks were celebrating your escape from that horrible christmas card dimension.

[ConorRyan22]

We Vishnu a Merry Kṛṣṇamas and a Hare New Year!

[overduminc]

LOL'D SO HARD AT WINGDINGS BIT!

5/5

your great!

[timelordcool05]

'Let's all murder turkeys.... for jeeeessusss!'

Sad face teardrop mailbox.

[ariapro7]

dude, when are you doing another "On the Couch with BenLoka?"

[reikbaker123]

hey yeh can u do another one pleeeaaasseeee! :)

[Guitareben]

hahahaha awesome

[YesTonightJosefine]

great video. my faith in benloka has been restored. my life can now proceed.

[s0methingwitty]

omg <3 the wingdings.

[Tazzstarr]

LOL, i love your videos. If you ever stop, I will hunt you down, and let off fireworks outside your hous allllll night. Yeah, you better be afraid. O_O

[MultiSugarFACE]

I love your turkey song. (:

[ForgottenMemory13]

Please release that 'let's all murder turkeys for Jesus' song next year. I would definitely buy it for christmas number one!

[Hogwartian]

you strange, wonderful man :)

[TashiaErrChristyn]

did you actually spell anything out whilst speaking in wingdings!? lol

[theplaydoman7]

so how did u get out of the christmas card then?

[orthodoxbeat]

feliz navidad bennnn! fireworks didn't let me sleep either last night.

[iibrett]

he IS jesus

[sanityisrelative]

Yay! You're back! You've been missed Ben.

~

[mariethewerewolf]

So...when is firework night? I want to go.

FYI, Christmas has nothing to do with food or presents, those are just over-commercialized ways for businesses to make money. Sort of like life has nothing to do with eating meat, yet people think they need it :\

[THEkellynickels]

floppydisk boat circle!

(that means i'm glad you escaped.)

[E11love]

i missed you!

[imadtzybrunette]

Lmaoo

:58-1:28

THE BESSTTT

[randomsummergirl]

*Sighs* Ying yang....lmao :D

[rewenzel]

Grab a seat, your hair all long you look like supersexyjesus.

[animeluvrrr]

hahhha wingdings ftw!

[ZombieInvader]

sagitarius bomb pirate! I think that should be a real expression.

[wWxALexiiThAxWw]

Yay! BenLoka is backk

i missed ur vids so much!!

[Johnneycake]

Ben! <3

[llamafication]

HOLY damn your hair is looooong!

[SmurfiandBlue]

Welcome back! *hugs you until your back cracks and your out of alighnment*

=D =3 (-_-)

[pieseonerth]

i have missed you. happy holidays!!!

[2happy4emo]

BEN!!! =D =D =D

You're back!!! /hugs

My subscription box has missed you.

[LetnLifeBe]

ahha i missed you.

merry christmas!

[freakishlemon]

Hey there Ben! Haven't seen you on this channel for a while. I'm sorry to hear about your Christmas-y imprisonment. That must have sucked.

[2and2makea5]

actually, I think it'd be funnier if there was some sort of loss of the english language, and a thousand years from now, scientists based their understanding of our society on wingdings.

[BenLoka]

haha - i think they represent us well!! maybe the hieroglyphics of ancient Egypt were just their version of wingdings

[procyonuk]

nice to see you back :P seasons greetings! :D

the wingdings thing is reminsicent of the 'font conference' video from collegehumor.. MAILBOX... OPEN MAILBOX.

[momo4peaches]

xD lmao you're awesome. Merry Christmas and all that jaz =).

[xdeannapiratex]

ahhh you're awesome :D :D

[izzardfan]

lol :)

[tristansproductions]

OMG <3333

[evilmunchkinbeauty]

good to see you back :D I can't wait to sing the turkey song to my family. :D

[BretterThanRealLife]

my god you have awesome powers of stopping fireworks..... can i hire you out?

[BenLoka]

YES! I'm available for hire on new years and november 5th

[NerdGirlLainey]

Glad to see you made it out of the Christmas card situation. Same thing almost happened to this fellow I know.

Loved your Christmas song, by the way. ^_^

[PeterBazely]

funny, you sound like russell brand are u his child?

[Hellomynamesolly]

Yay BenLoka! Basically my life is again complete, you had better not leave it like 129709299922.935622333 reoccurring months until your next video!

[littlemonster333]

Fireworks are just offensive noises unless you're watching them! That Windings thing was actual genius, and I'm so angry I wasn't clever enough to think of it first :( So glad you're back, hope to see more of you (not in a dirty sense.... maybe in a dirty sense?)

[BenLoka]

in a dirty sense

[DaftPunkette]

CANDLE BELL SNOWFLAKE!

omg i love this.

[LizzieMarie08]

jajajajaja !!!! LOL

[danherbert96]

Ben give me your babies!

[BenLoka]

they're in the post

[danherbert96]

Can't wait :D

[Courl]

Let's kill some turkeys for Jesus.

[MattAttack1221]

It's been too long.

[theQman121]

WIndlings? Isn't it wingdings?

[BenLoka]

yeah i've since realised I've been saying it wrong... for literally years!

[medicinesocks]

ben you've made our day again. your sense of humor's a breath of fresh air

[queenanna7]

YAY! made my day english fellow! hahaha u look like russel brand! thats cool! (:

[o0Frankiie0o]

mailbox

[sockpuff]

Never Leave Again :(

On the other hand, your back :):) And looking very good, if I may say.... ;)

and funnehhhhhh :D

[GingerCownsy]

You cheer me up something shocking!

Don't leave again :(

Wingdings is fun!

[NickBor]

good to see you back, funny video :p

[lauradoestheastro]

I love it!

"Hey man I think you're in my seat! :D

[Cfffx]

aaaaaaaah i love your videos so much <333

and your teeth are wonderful! i like nice teeth

:)

[diaryofamadlatina]

oh i missed you ben!

:)))))) im loka about you.

[littlelady8080]

Merry Christmas,,,  ;-[}

[iianardo]

HAHA The ending was the best ever ^___^ <3

[BenLoka]

that stickman is my actual body (I NEVER EAT)

[Shyori]

You look remarkably like Jesus...

[Andraiyel]

XD Yay!! you're back! This video made my day. Happy holidays!

[RainingSundrops]

Haha wondered where you had gottten to xp, get stuck in a penguin biscut next xp

Merry Christmas

[BenLoka]

Thats been a life-long dream of mine

[Equestrianlottie]

Omg i was just thinking about you, i was like ''hmm where is BenLoka the sexiest vegitarian?'' Then all of a sudden there shined a shing box in the middle of the screen, and i say heyyy thats ben loka ill go watch his videeooos...Did you feel the song i added to that ?? Its aTRIBUTE hhooooowooooo to the greatest guy in the worlldd BENLOKAAAA

randomosity at its finesst :) Merry Christmas !!

[BenLoka]

Hooray!! Thats was awesome.... I was going to eat your soul but I'll spare you now. Merry Christmas!!

[commonbones]

i'm happy you got out of that xmas card. i missed your videos

[0GuiltyDesire0]

I'm pretty sure I love you. :L

[cheekychen]

happy winter benny boi! :]

[mooncow0]

u know u look exactly like my neighbour i had a snowball fight with the other day...

[SconeRabbit]

LoL

[R10freestyle]

lol hey ben glad your back =] how you been? cant wait to see some more of your videos!

[sukiyaki113]

Keyboard, snowflake, hourglass, Ben! [Merry Christmas in English.]

Also, has anyone ever told you you look sort of like Jesus with your long hair?

[BenLoka]

Wooo! Its catching on, soon the whole world will be talking the language of useful symbols =)

[kaczurda]

lmfao the wingdings thing is hilarious.

welcome back. :D

[ha6464]

Candle bell snowflake!!! Good to have you back, sorry to hear about your imprisonment :(

[marksplaceuk]

Happy Christmas :)

[Volvican]

You and Russell Brand in a room... I want to see that.

[BenLoka]

it already happened!

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

did you HAVE to do the Jesus/cross sketch??

[BenLoka]

YES! its an accurate portrayal of how the card industry is trivializing the messiah!

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

I suppose you have a point. It just seemed like it was done in such a way as to get some laughs, if you get what I'm saying! I laugh at your videos because they're inherantly funny (the sat nav, the speech acts, the rhetorical answers). You can get laughs without that :) Cheers for answering though mate, I understand what you were doing now. Interestingly, do you celebrate Christmas (or do anything at all?)

[ccoledude]

Yay Ben!! I missed you!!

[demonchacer]

welcome back ben.

[WorldPeacePrincess]

welcome back you silly !!! I've missed your videos =' )

[IAMLEANNE]

Happy Christmas Ben!

[missrisso2]

I love you Ben =)

[BasiclyHer]

I love you! :D

[samburnspurple]

(: hes back

[Becky2266]

You should do videos more often, because they're always awesonme! :D

[LieneLagzdina]

yayyy! you're back!!!

[foxyroxy10022]

mr. benloka!! <3 have a merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa!!! <3 and a happy new year! :)

[BLAHarseface]

yayyyyy you're making videos again!!! :D

[HappyUnhappyBHappy]

candle bell snowflake!!! [:

[BenLoka]

thats what i'm talkin about

[filpoppy123]

Finally a new vid!! :D :D :D

[Mircose]

lol... as crazy as ever :D

happy xmas

[ghostofgeek]

Harpoons also shut up stupid chavs with fireworks... ¬.¬

[BenLoka]

i'll give it a go

[ExcruciationX]

Finally a new videah.

[izzithegrim]

The ending was the best.

[psycho6754]

why have you got a scar on your neck? Its like someone tried to choke you with a piano wire.

[BenLoka]

its a necklace.... a PIANO WIRE NECKLACE!!

[laplinp]

Missed you Ben! Sucks being stuck in a Christmas card! But at least you had the Christmas spirit around you the whole time!

[cierrablue]

What a riot! Not as in 'mob rules' but as in 'very funny'.

[Bandaids4ever]

Holy crap! You do still exist! Welcome back! Bad luck getting stuck in a Christmas card and all. <_<

[BenLoka]

I do exist!!! Just like Santa but better

[jackismyhamster]

UR BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

[forevernovember24]

lool the cross part

[daveyboyz]

Haha funny stuff! Those fireworks were well close to your house =O Cant say I agree with the underlying agenda of some of the jokes though, best to keep beliefs to oneself in my opinion. For example, as a Christian I wouldn't try and step on Hare to make the bible seem more important...? duno if that makes sense

[BenLoka]

i think that expressing the opinion that one should not express opinions is self-defeating. the aim wasn't to be sectarian,all religions have the same objective - God realisation, its just the external practices that differ. my issue was that Jesus taught compassion to all living beings yet 10 million turkeys r slaughtered in his name.thats 10milion souls,10milion painful&unnecessary deaths.Was trying to show the trivial reality of festive cards.Sorry if u took offense,really wasn't my intention

[daveyboyz]

Ooh I got minus 4 points, was I wrong to say that haha?? Sorry it was just the musings of a tired davey. I hope you werent offended by what I said - I guess since being brought up religiously all my life I just dont like religion being talked about too much anymore. Good luck with everything and have a merrrrry christmas!

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

Mate it's alright! I do know that you have respect for people and religion because you yourself have a faith. I respect your opinion greatly, especially in regard to turkeys. I am not vegetarian, but I have just recently read in the Bible that we should not belittle others if they refuse to eat animal meat or a particular type of animal meat. In Christianity, that is a miniscule point and shouldn't divide people. I understand that it may be a foundational aspect of your faith, however.

[jimbobjun]

finances are high in hull

[SuperVictoriaa64]

MISSED YOU! :) YAY cool new video! Haha @ being trapped in the card!

[frennets]

LOL I think your in my seat XD!!!!!!!!!! that was funny as hell!!!

[sebisthebestyes]

soooooooo funny

[drake6k]

CANDLE BELL SNOWFLAKE!!!!!!!!!