full metal kindergarten

[toalazlo6]

Fucking lol

[tYlK0o1sO1kG0vN7a1I1]

that's what the little shits deserve

[whiyteboy]

Im crying from laughter, simply amazing

[lickmeballs44]

r lee ermy is the new teacher r lee ermy kindergarden hasnt had a single detention eversince he started here wonder why lol

[Cooljay1991]

0:48 I got your name, I got your ass lol

[pricepittsburgh]

omg lol



[Rolo8942]

Isnt that the crazy old cop from Texas chainsaw Massacare

[89mikejones]

@Rolo8942 you-faceplam

[Eywa355]

The last one sound like something Jerry Sandusky would do!

[controllerbrain]

That's pretty awesome but I think it can be done better.

[lordthorpez]

lol



[psp12300]

all kinds of fucked up lmfaoooooooo

[evil1iam]

this is fucking hilarious XD !!!!!!!!!

[seanThree16]

I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE!

[generalcircle]

Someone got fired.

[ra1nb0wx]

0:44 for skull fuck

[ra1nb0wx]

0:19 a vagina

[bIackout211]

omg i laughed so hard

[Doublespazer]

Erm, the Army just sucks and afraids kids. I would myself give him a headnut just like Bronson would do.

[woodtedderpro]

@Doublespazer Marine Corps thank you we are not the army

[siliyemoodislam]

leaaave little kids alone for heavan's sake! You fucking idiot piece of dog shit Fearcondom, I am reporting this clip

[Abysia]

@siliyemoodislam

Why? It's two movie scenes mixed together. No actual children were yelled at. Calm down, you idiot.

[MrWilliamson9411]

what has americas education system come to... sigh

[r0iethegamer]

0:17 little chuck norris..

0:17-0:28 and thats how he got messed up...

[greendayforever2k9]

boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!? lol

[spleefrog9]

the beginning of SPARTAN training. the teachers are SGT. Hartman, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee...am i missing anyone?

[JosueMendoza99]

@spleefrog9 Mr. T

[spleefrog9]

@JosueMendoza99 MR.T! thank you. can't believe i forgot MR.T.

[baileybushey]

lol

[GooglFascists]

Give 'em time. "Homeland Security" is staging mock "terror drills" in schools

now where cops in black uniforms carrying guns scream at 5 year olds til

they piss themselves, (the kids not the cops).

Don't believe it? Look it up. America is FINISHED.

[69Kambash64]

@GooglFascists Watch the backlash be an eternal hatred of cops and assloads of lawsuits.

[SurfsUpFB]

I've already replayed this like 40xs.

[NickDaBassGuy]

click 4 he says "suck her down"

[DeadReaper567]

press 7 for air dj

[asegala96]

The ending every thing is going in reverse

[Vincezilla]

Hartman's my hero.

[CP91311]

Kool.

[ContinentalPatriot]

23 people didnt give him a reach around.

[SgtMustang375]

5 for RPG / 6 for begins/ 8 for walnut

[xXUlthraXx]

the ppl outside walk backwards??? :D

[A13XHTV]

what movies are these

[ProudAtheist90]

@A13XHTV Kindergarten Cop and Full Metal Jacket.

[davids11131113]

@A13XHTV Full metal jacket, and kindergarten cop.

[TheNeedbackup]

I got your name i got your ass >_<

[kashif007uk]

should've shown then crying

[madmarine357]

LMFAO

[twisterman789]

man thats funny nice job! XD thanks for making it.

[cumulo25]

press 4 for a vagina

[d0ck47]

press 7 every .5 seconds. it looks like she's trying to dj.

[SethJohnston17]

OH MY GOD I LIKE THAT YOU THINK YOU COULD DO THAT WITH A HIGH SCHOOL CLASS

[IBroLLyISePhIrOtH]

"Bullshit I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"

[frankconjr]

instead of giving the little snot nose kids of today a time out, they need a time out with Gunnery Hartman! oooohh raaaahhh! toughlove at its finest.

[marauder622]

@frankconjr too bad he died in the beginning

[frankconjr]

@marauder622 true, but he came back to haunt their little candy asses!

[Terrakinetic]

They're all grown up now.

[silverbulletgirl29]

The parents had no clue their kids were attending military school. Every night the janitor's job was to clean the letters on the building, then put them back up to conceal the name of the real school: 'Boot Camp for Brats'

[menu12345]

Even private snow ball is in here.

[skudaarkaat1]

I haven't laughed this much in years!!! This is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[halodude178]

i keep replaying boys have a penis girls have a vagina WHO DA FUCK SAID THAT!!

[AtariMan76]

This guy so needs to be a teacher. He would set today's generation straight

[n0th0niel]

Girls have a vigna,

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!

[SuperLuigiBros1]

sounds like my old kindergarten teacher :D

[UberMenschNowFilms]

Kindergarten gunnery sergeant.

[MrsCamui]

I love how at the end everyone's walking backwards! XD

[AFS262]

I remember that class.

[1PlayerD]

Sounds like Kindergarten to me!

[NewStarConstellation]

@1PlayerD :D Hahahahaha :D

For real, a little bit of it did we all experience in the KG, didnt we? ;) Man, these times...... :) *snief*

[blackout3133]

Full Metal Disney > full metal kindergarten

[mrpattrike]

oh the contrast

[davidlee110]

0:00 what that show call?

[xChainsawxGutsfuck]

@davidlee110 Kindergarten Cop



[AlphaWhiskey10]

I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you Bahahahaha!!!!

[TheSonomaDude]

This is how it should've been. I love Arnold, but fuck this is funny!

[787RealMadrid]

WTF IS EVERYONE WALKING BACKWARDS!!!!!!!

[Rapture2k1]

This is fucking awesome!!

[MarkoSRBa]

press 3 :D

[Hybris51129]

The funny thing is I bet most of those kids would look back on that day and say it was the day they all decided to join the Marines. LOL!

[NeoJZ133]

hahahaha!

[rammstein99835]

press 3 for vagina!

[spinlesweasel]

click 7 rapidly for an epic fist pump!!

[Masonthe5]

nice



[taylorpollock]

click 0:18 over and over again and it sounds like hes saying half a penis

[loluntilmypie]

@taylorpollock "Half a penis, girls have half a penis".

[icansmellcolors]

@taylorpollock i keep hearing girls have a penis

[rayalvarado2010]

I love how the people are walking backwards at the end.

[matthewthehighlander]

jews+Hitler=better world!

[weasfc]

i need to go to da baffwoom...

[biembi445]

skullfuck! xD holy sh...

[nemesisnick66]

to quiet

[rigaudio]

Very nice.

[amindlessidiot]

Well I hope your video gets a lot of views, but I think you can do much better than ripping off fourest, of all ytmnd users.

[plzkkthx]

@amindlessidiot wow, suck my dick